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#601
11 minutes ago, markstanco said:

David Ash to X was a formidable combination. 

This reality is a construct of Ash's subconscious as he's in a coma from his last concussion.

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  • Can someone please alert Immamac that recent site update keeps opening the Johntay Cook is Dismissed from the team thread on BurnOrange&White's computer and forcing him to post on it?  

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#602

Hey, the existence of David Ash led to this, so he'll always be okay in my book:

 

Beyonce likes her some David Ash? - Burnt Orange Nation

#603
21 hours ago, Steel Shank said:


Regrets, he has a few
but he did things his way

with that being said, please respect his decision

#604

He scrubbed his instagram and was silent for a day, thought maybe someone got in his ear to clean his act up online but….  Today we’re back to the regular scheduled program of odd post and stacks of cash.  

#605
On 1/15/2025 at 3:08 PM, Catdaddyhorn said:

Unless his Dad is an overweight, late 30s, white guy then UTboy is not Johntay's dad. There was a TX/OU game either last year or this year where UTboy showed up to coffee and football or their afternoon show on camera. Bobby and Gerry where broadcasting outside of somewhere (barbecue place) and Gerry shouted him out and asked him to come wave to the camera. 

On wow. Appreciate you finding that. He seems to have just disappeared after Johntay was kicked off team,so I was trying to put two and two togethe; but.man, it's still so weirdi haven't seen him. 

Although., another posted posited that he could have changed his name since people were piling on about him complaining how much he's spent just to get os questions answered in front t of everyone,which seems stupid. It makes me scratch my was why anyone would pay for that when they could get Burnt Endz or Tree Fiddy. Some serious dumb people. Makes me think of that Carlin joke about the population 

#606
On 1/16/2025 at 11:05 AM, TreatyOak said:

And some of y'all said Johntay wasn't fast: 😃

 

Ex-Texas WR Johntay Cook, Washington football part ways after 48 hours with program

Johntay Cook's time with Washington did not last long as he is no longer part of the program. Read the story here.

Sorry, dawg, but I made that joke like 2-3 days ago. But it's still worth the laugh seeing we both share the same feeling the dude lol 

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#607
18 hours ago, Hermanator said:

 

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Absolute a perfect pass. Wingo, Moore,  Butler, Lockett, and Ffrench gonna have the talent and hands for those deep balls. I'm excited to actually see a great down field pass,rather than a moon ball.

#608
16 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Sorry, dawg, but I made that joke like 2-3 days ago. But it's still worth the laugh seeing we both share the same feeling the dude lol 

Haha, I’m late to the party, as usual. Well done. 

#609

As a child from DeSoto, I hope that Johntay can find the space to “right his ship.” Maybe a step down to a smaller school with less exposure will help, then he can portal to a Big Program for a year, prior to trying to go to The League. Wish him the clarity that he needs right now. No need to **** on him.

Hook’em!!!

#610
2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

As a child from DeSoto, I hope that Johntay can find the space to “right his ship.” Maybe a step down to a smaller school with less exposure will help, then he can portal to a Big Program for a year, prior to trying to go to The League. Wish him the clarity that he needs right now. No need to **** on him.

Hook’em!!!

we’ve all seen your photos, no damn way your from desoto. you put the onky in honky 

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#613
we’ve all seen your photos, no damn way your from desoto. you put the onky in honky 

My Father was the FB HC/Athletic Director at DeSoto from 70-83. I was born in 70, so yes I grew up there prior to DISD blowing up in the mid-late 80s, forcing a lot of families to find residence in the suburbs.

Hook’em!!!
#614
10 hours ago, utee94 said:

Hey, the existence of David Ash led to this, so he'll always be okay in my book:

 

Beyonce likes her some David Ash? - Burnt Orange Nation

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#615

My Father was the FB HC/Athletic Director at DeSoto from 70-83. I was born in 70, so yes I grew up there prior to DISD blowing up in the mid-late 80s, forcing a lot of families to find residence in the suburbs.

Hook’em!!!

My grandma lived on Reedsport Place, parallel to and just south of pleasant run.
#616

Back in the day (late 70s-early 80’s) there was vacant grass/farmland just to the West of the new HS. Me and my buddies would bird hunt with pellet guns. Grand times were had until one day a prize of our haul was a Mockingbird. We got our asses scolded by my Dad, as that was the State Bird. All we knew was see bird-shoot bird. He made us bury it in our back yard. Probably 9-10 yr old at the time.

Hook’em!!!

#617

This poor fucker. Reminds me of Johnny Foosball masking up and heading to Vegas at season's end, intentionally blowing off a team meeting which had a two million dollar price tag on it. Still can't believe an Agent with a 10% cut on the line wouldn't have a full-time PI on his ass 24/7.

It may continue to be mildly interesting in the Johntay sweepstakes - he hasn't done shit, so far, except drop wide-open TD passes and fuck with his teammates and coaches.

It's tempting to write him off as just another physically gifted, mentally challenged asshole... yeah, that's the Ticket. I have a feeling the last word on Johntay won't be too long in coming. Pretty much expecting him to get shot by a Pakistani convenience store owner at 2AM. 

 

#618

Latest random Insta stories from _jaythegreat_

Looks like Jay rolls in a Dodge Challenger SRT. 

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Rocking some threads. He needs to chill w/ the promotion stuff right 'til he gets his life in order, or he's wasting the outreach. 

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These posts aren't egregious at all, but maybe he should chill w the postings until he gets things in order, if he can. 

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#619

Cook needs to come home and go to SMU or TCU for a year, succeed, then either portal or go to the league. Get right young man - so much potential sitting on the couch.

Hook’em!!!

#620
40 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Cook needs to come home and go to SMU or TCU for a year, succeed, then either portal or go to the league. Get right young man - so much potential sitting on the couch.

Hook’em!!!

I don't think SMU is taking any problem children to speak of.  They're back pretty close to big-time now.  TCU, maybe.

Hell, at this point, EMCC is questionable.

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#621
50 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Cook needs to come home and go to SMU or TCU for a year, succeed, then either portal or go to the league. Get right young man - so much potential sitting on the couch.

Hook’em!!!

I don't see how either of those programs would touch him at this point, unless it would be some form of preferred walk-on status. 

And as we have seen many times, being back home is often a recipe for disaster, as a player falls back in with his old crew, who often don't have your best interests in mind when they talk you into doing something stupid. 

#622

You are most likely correct. I did like that series on Netflix - Last Chance U or something like that.

Hook’em!!!

#623

There was multiple seasons of that EMCC program on Netflix. Coach was a character and the Admin lady seemed to hold all of that shit together. Pretty good late night tv watching that didn’t disappoint a football guy.

Hook’em!!!

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#624
1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

Cook needs to come home and go to SMU or TCU for a year, succeed, then either portal or go to the league. Get right young man - so much potential sitting on the couch.

Hook’em!!!

SMU is probably not the best landing spot for someone with a coke habit looking to get straight.

#625
41 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

You are most likely correct. I did like that series on Netflix - Last Chance U or something like that.

Hook’em!!!

Yeah season one was really great. So were some of the following seasons. The same producers also did the amazing Cheer show, which was also terrific and in my mind, even more compelling. 

#626

If I were an Agent-type with some investment bucks, I believe I'd see about getting this guy into a rehab situation where he could straighten up and come out with a shot at a decent team.

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#627
13 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

If I were an Agent-type with some investment bucks, I believe I'd see about getting this guy into a rehab situation where he could straighten up and come out with a shot at a decent team.

I'd drop him as a client and find someone I could actually market

#628
13 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I'd drop him as a client and find someone I could actually market

Reminds me of the agent for Maurice Clarett, who worked so hard to get him a tryout for the Denver Broncos. It was over before it began.  

"Clarett turned out to be unimpressive in the Denver Broncos' preseason training camp. As Clarett had not played a game in two years or practiced in over a year, he entered training camp weighing 248 pounds, more than 20 pounds overweight. He was also slow to recover from an injury.

Despite his unimpressive training camp, Clarett signed a four-year contract on July 28, 2005, with the Broncos in which he gave up $413,000 of guaranteed money in order to secure an incentive-laden deal. Clarett signed this deal against the advice of his former agents, Steve Feldman and Josh Luchs. Clarett's motivation was to replace the proposed deal with a package that would pay him first-round money if he rushed for 1,000 yards in multiple seasons.

However, after further disappointments and incidents with his coaches and never playing a preseason game, Clarett was released on waivers on August 28, 2005, only a month after signing a contract and before playing a down in the NFL. As is standard procedure in the NFL, for a 24-hour period after his release, other teams could have claimed him and taken on his contract. After that 24-hour period, Clarett was freed from his contract and able to negotiate with any team, but no team expressed interest.[20]"

 

Following the Broncos disaster, Clarett was arrested and went to prison for armed robbery. Since then, he has totally turned his life around and is even a board member for the Youngstown Chamber of Commerce. 

 

#629
20 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

 

Following the Broncos disaster, Clarett was arrested and went to prison for armed robbery. Since then, he has totally turned his life around and is even a board member for the Youngstown Chamber of Commerce. 

 

there's a Bruce Springsteen song in there somewhere.

#630
57 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

If I were an Agent-type with some investment bucks, I believe I'd see about getting this guy into a rehab situation where he could straighten up and come out with a shot at a decent team.

So it is a known drug issue?  I have not seen this yet or I forgot.  Getting kicked off a team in WA state for drug use is probably hard to do. 

#631

In the early 2000s LSU kicked Cecil Collins (RB) off their team, even though he lit up the TV screen his Freshman season. It was too much smoking pot or etc. Saban told him to hit the road so he landed a McNeese.

Dude arrived on campus driving a huge Cadillac. Anyways two-three weeks into the season, the team flew home from a huge road win, App State or Youngstown St, but anyways after flying back to LC, he never left the airport parking lot. Let’s just say more than ounces of pot was found inside and in the trunk. His ass was passed out. He got kicked off the team of course.

He was so good on film, I believe it was Jimmy Johnson (HC) with the Dolphins, drafted his ass in the 5th round. Didn’t even play a complete season before the draft.

After really excelling in the preseason and a sure lock to be RB1, his dumb ass entered someone’s apartment, in his complex, and I think naked? Last I heard he was still incarcerated in Florida for something else.

Hook’em!!!

#632
2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Cook needs to come home and go to SMU or TCU for a year, succeed, then either portal or go to the league. Get right young man - so much potential sitting on the couch.

Hook’em!!!


I don’t think a P4 offer is going to be on the table for Cook. If he is lucky, someone at the G5 level gives him spring tryout. Otherwise JUCO seems likely next year. 

#636
36 minutes ago, troph said:

Tell that to Steve Miller, man. 

He is the pompatous of love, after all. 

#638
This dude is toxic in every way. The idea that any place worth a shit is going to give him a shot in the spring seems absurd. 

Come on CTJ, the dude has talent off the charts. Surely someone besides a CC will give him a chance?

Hook’em!!!
#640

Geez. What did this guy do? How badly you gotta fuck up that even A&M isn't giving you a look?

#641
1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

Geez. What did this guy do? How badly you gotta fuck up that even A&M isn't giving you a look?

Seriously I gotta know. 

#643
1 hour ago, AlrightAlrightAlright said:

He was smoking in the locker room at UW. 

if motley crue is wrong i don't wanna be right

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#645
This poor fucker. Reminds me of Johnny Foosball masking up and heading to Vegas at season's end, intentionally blowing off a team meeting which had a two million dollar price tag on it. Still can't believe an Agent with a 10% cut on the line wouldn't have a full-time PI on his ass 24/7.
It may continue to be mildly interesting in the Johntay sweepstakes - he hasn't done shit, so far, except drop wide-open TD passes and fuck with his teammates and coaches.
It's tempting to write him off as just another physically gifted, mentally challenged asshole... yeah, that's the Ticket. I have a feeling the last word on Johntay won't be too long in coming. Pretty much expecting him to get shot by a Pakistani convenience store owner at 2AM. 
 

That’s pretty rough, but thank you for your insight.

Hook’em!!!
#648

Johntay's latest post is pretty tame. He's probably finding out how temporal celebrity fame is.

Yesterday, you were feeling like a boss at a world-class university enjoying incredible benefits and facilities. It seems everyone wants to be a part of your circle and basking in your stardom, especially since you were paying for everything. 

Today, the prospective universities on the list you made are not responding to your outreach. Your 'friends' are somehow no longer available, and don't have money to help you out. 

Choose wisely. 

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#649

Make lemonade. This is a fantastic opportunity few get to enjoy. Show appreciation for this rarest of consequences to create a presentation comparing and contrasting the experience and facilities of The University of Texas versus South Plains Jr. College!

You could have a traveling show featuring your presentation. Kinda like those prison shows where they scare the kids into getting right!!

#650
57 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Make lemonade. This is a fantastic opportunity few get to enjoy. Show appreciation for this rarest of consequences to create a presentation comparing and contrasting the experience and facilities of The University of Texas versus South Plains Jr. College!

You could have a traveling show featuring your presentation. Kinda like those prison shows where they scare the kids into getting right!!

Mind blown.  Two of my almae matres.

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