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On 1/25/2025 at 8:56 AM, chainsaw said:

Johntay Cook talk not going away

Johntay making sure it doesn’t go away. 

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    Can someone please alert Immamac that recent site update keeps opening the Johntay Cook is Dismissed from the team thread on BurnOrange&White's computer and forcing him to post on it?  

  • Theft? At least the cops didn't have to tell him to drop it.

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So Johntay is back in an orange uniform?

Just now, sdm said:

So Johntay is back in an orange uniform?

At least he hasn't gotten shot by a Pakistani store clerk at 2AM. Yet.

 

Jesus fucking Christ. I’m all for pulling on fucking morons that have earned it. But this dipshit was steps away from generational wealth and now in jail.  Where the fuck is his father uncle mamma mentor someone. Jesus Christ.  

37 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

Hopefully this is his rock bottom and he can finally get some help.

What a shame.

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Some people are hardwired to be fuck ups. They come from all walks of life. Some happen to play football. 

13 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Some people are hardwired to be fuck ups. They come from all walks of life. Some happen to play football. 

Sad but true. I'm sure all the signs were there during his recruitment, so the fact he was still offered and suited up speaks volumes about all the talent he just squandered. Tragic.

Sad to see. 

Had an athlete -- now former athlete -- from my school send me a scathing, profane email yesterday because I didn't do the things he wanted me to do for him regarding the educational part of his career. It seemed clear from the outset that he needed to start doing things on his own that he hadn't at this previous two schools, and I told him as much, although a little more indirectly. I told him how I'd help him after he took care of some basics that he wanted me to do. He didn't like that.

Heard from his head coach recently that "things didn't work out" with the team.

The young man tried to register but apparently had some other registration blocks and couldn't get into classes. Never contacted me except after the fact. Now he's on his fourth school and is probably out of his sport, too. Guessing he's at a local tech college, which would be good. Maybe he can learn a trade, but I wouldn't be surprised if his tendency to avoid responsibility continues to bite him.

Obviously not quite the same boat as Johntay, but it's always a downer to watch people sink themselves like this.

 

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Theft? At least the cops didn't have to tell him to drop it.

He's got all the physical talent in the world, and apparently serious mental deficiencies. 

I don't know if there's anything that can help him... not sure where the line is drawn between unbelievably stupid and full-on crazy.

Like y'all, I hope something works for him, I really do... it's just that it doesn't seem likely. 

23 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Some people are hardwired to be fuck ups. They come from all walks of life. Some happen to play football. 

I hope he turns it around, gets the help he needs and all that, but there are some people who can't be helped. They don't want to be helped. Not everybody wants to get better. 

It’s depressing how not-shocking-at-all this downward spiral is going.

1 minute ago, Lou Loomis said:

It’s depressing how not-shocking-at-all this downward spiral is going.

Somewhere Ryan Leaf is sitting back with a Natty lite thinking, "See? I'm not the biggest football fuck-up!"

1 minute ago, Asithappens said:

Somewhere Ryan Leaf is sitting back with a Natty lite thinking, "See? I'm not the biggest football fuck-up!"

Thats probably because Antonio Brown is outside his house running laps naked while smoking a crack pipe, strangling a puppy, while denying the holocaust. 

15 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

He’s still there, do we have a commissary account similar to NIL?

 

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Here are the charges 

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24 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Somewhere Ryan Leaf is sitting back with a Natty lite thinking, "See? I'm not the biggest football fuck-up!"

Ryan Leaf doesn't even threaten Johnny Foosball's ranking.

Just now, Steel Shank said:

The Tarrant County jail is one jail I’ve never seen from the inside.

Dial 777-777-7777

If you see him with a machete at White Rock Lake make sure to run the other direction 

54 minutes ago, Deej said:

Theft? At least the cops didn't have to tell him to drop it.

That's how they found him, he dropped the evidence.

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Not to get off topic, but Ryan Leaf is the poster child for bouncing back after hitting rock bottom.  He's 14 years sober, works for facilities that counsel former players on addiction issues, has a radio show, and is an advocate for former players.  Pretty good interview I read a while back.  Always like to see a good comeback story, I dunked on Ryan Leaf as much as anybody. 

 

https://www.golongtd.com/p/q-and-a-ryan-leaf-is-the-lighthouse

I knew he had great straight line speed, but what's really impressed me is the speed of his downward spiral.

#winning

1 minute ago, Gordon Shumway said:

Not to get off topic, but Ryan Leaf is the poster child for bouncing back after hitting rock bottom.  He's 14 years sober, works for facilities that counsel former players on addiction issues, has a radio show, and is an advocate for former players.  Pretty good interview I read a while back.  Always like to see a good comeback story, I dunked on Ryan Leaf as much as anybody. 

 

https://www.golongtd.com/p/q-and-a-ryan-leaf-is-the-lighthouse

Amen.  I don't believe anyone is beyond redemptions or comebacks

2 minutes ago, Gordon Shumway said:

Not to get off topic, but Ryan Leaf is the poster child for bouncing back after hitting rock bottom.  He's 14 years sober, works for facilities that counsel former players on addiction issues, has a radio show, and is an advocate for former players.  Pretty good interview I read a while back.  Always like to see a good comeback story, I dunked on Ryan Leaf as much as anybody. 

 

https://www.golongtd.com/p/q-and-a-ryan-leaf-is-the-lighthouse

CSB/ I met him in Vegas once and he was actually very nice.

59 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Here are the charges 

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Honest question. How do you end up in jail for theft between $100 and $750? Isn't that a misdemeanor? Is it because of the "Interfere w Public Duties" charge? Does that mean, fleeing, destroying evidence, resisting arrest? 

I honestly hope he gets some help. 

I wonder if all of his friends, who are pictured in all of his Insta posts partying with him, (while he, no doubt, picked up the tab) are now? Are they helping him? Or did they dump him when the money stopped flowing? 

There are also jealous 'friends' who enjoy bringing you down, just so they can feel better about being failures. 

 

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23 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

If you see him with a machete at White Rock Lake make sure to run the other direction 

Did you know the wife of Thomas Johnson’s victim committed suicide 2 weeks after his murder?
 

So he really caused the death of two people.

3 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Honest question. How do you end up in jail for theft between $100 and $750? Isn't that a misdemeanor? Is it because of the "Interfere w Public Duties" charge? Does that mean, fleeing, destroying evidence, resisting arrest? 

I honestly hope he gets some help. 

I wonder if all of his friends, who are pictured in all of his Insta posts partying with him, (while he, no doubt, picked up the tab) are now? Are they helping him? Or did they dump him when the money stopped flowing? 

There are also jealous 'friends' who enjoy bringing you down, just so they can feel better about being failures. 

 

it’s a class B misdemeanor for which you typically get arrested. 
 

IWPD is just interfering with the cop doing their job, but less than resisting, evading, tampering with evidence. Kind of a catch all.

1 minute ago, 4th and 5 said:

Did you know the wife of Thomas Johnson’s victim committed suicide 2 weeks after his murder?
 

So he really caused the death of two people.

it’s a class B misdemeanor for which you typically get arrested. 
 

IWPD is just interfering with the cop doing their job, but less than resisting, evading, tampering with evidence. Kind of a catch all.

Johntay has been mainly repping a threads brand, possibly his, on Insta. I am guessing, without any evidence, that his arrest was for shoplifting apparel. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Theft? At least the cops didn't have to tell him to drop it.

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39 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

If you see him with a machete at White Rock Lake make sure to run the other direction 

Most of us would be better off trying to throw a rock at him to take him out than getting stabbed in the back a few seconds after we try to run.  

Did Thomas Johnson get in this much trouble before he killed that dude? I know he had a lot of mental health calls and was a known schizophrenic before that all happened. Worried Cook is headed that way. Or maybe he’s just a pure fuck up.

15 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Johntay has been mainly repping a threads brand, possibly his, on Insta. I am guessing, without any evidence, that his arrest was for shoplifting apparel. 

Yeah that's my guess as well. $100-$750 - guessing it was clothes or shoes. And then he got a charge tacked on for being a dickhead. 

Really dumb thing to go to jail for. 

Either way, you're on the clock Texas A&M.

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

So sad. I won’t be surprised if it comes out he is bipolar or schizoaffective. Drugs are often used to self medicate by these folks. And he’s the right age for a break

I've seen this happen in real time, and it is absolutely heartbreaking.  We had a 19 year old midshipman from the Naval Academy experience a complete break while on a summer training cruise on our ship.  Poor kid was absolutely convinced that there were "dark" people on the ship who would kill him if he went to sleep.  One day he was a motivated USNA mid with unlimited potential, and the next day he was cowering under a table in the crew's mess.  

At this point, as heartbreaking as it is, I hope this is what is going on with Johntay, because it can be treated and managed.  Being a general fuck-up is much harder to diagnose and fix.

A great 30 for 30 would be college and NFL dudes that flamed out. Similar to the Greatest That Never Was episode. I'd like for it to be more focused on perspective and why they did what they did at that time. Some cool self reflection and one of the questions asked to them should be: "Would you do it all again?". I'd love to hear Jamarcus Russell, Tony Mandarich, and Leaf answer that.

Cook needs some court ordered help or the kid is gonna end up dead or facing a lengthy prison sentence and its horrible not only because he wore the uniform but he's still a person. 

Unlike all the balls thrown his way, these charges might not be dropped.

This guy really did go crazy, didn't he? Kinda reminds me of that RB from the Cowboys that was stealing cologne and underwear.

30 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Most of us would be better off trying to throw a rock at him to take him out than getting stabbed in the back a few seconds after we try to run.  

Beat the Freeze' race gives fan a generous head start : r/sports

This is no longer about football. Hope he gets his shit together.

Or not, don't care. 

Thats probably because Antonio Brown is outside his house running laps naked while smoking a crack pipe, strangling a puppy, while denying the holocaust. 

His Twitter account is funny as hell
35 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

This guy really did go crazy, didn't he? Kinda reminds me of that RB from the Cowboys that was stealing cologne and underwear.

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Joseph Randle - the pride of Okie Lite

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Theft? At least the cops didn't have to tell him to drop it.

 

1 hour ago, pacmanmakesitrain said:

Who had the Mean Machine as his transfer destination?

Prime examples of how to Surly properly.

2 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Johntay Cooked.

Yeah you could tell in 2 reels on his instagram when he was here it was gonna probably be a druggie fuckup. I hoped it was an act, but he’s actually a legit dipshit. Sad. 

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2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Thats probably because Antonio Brown is outside his house running laps naked while smoking a crack pipe, strangling a puppy, while denying the holocaust. 

Pick up a book

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