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15 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Thanks for the update. I somehow missed that one. What was the post?  

I happen to don’t know. 

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    Can someone please alert Immamac that recent site update keeps opening the Johntay Cook is Dismissed from the team thread on BurnOrange&White's computer and forcing him to post on it?  

  • Theft? At least the cops didn't have to tell him to drop it.

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Johntay posted again today. Here he shows himself getting training. Looks like he is working out w/ HS kids. I think it's his way of saying 'I'm back to grinding' and which is a good message. No idea if anyone will touch him at this point but I'm rooting for him. 

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You’d be think a Sam Houston State type program would take a flyer on him with the stipulations that there’s no NIL and he’s gone after even a minor fuck up. But not participating in spring ball is a bad sign.

49 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

You’d be think a Sam Houston State type program would take a flyer on him with the stipulations that there’s no NIL and he’s gone after even a minor fuck up. But not participating in spring ball is a bad sign.

When he was kicked off the University of Washington team last Dec, it was then too late to enroll for the Spring semester. 

Perhaps schools will wait 'til he clears his record. I agree that a D2 program has nothing to lose by offering him a role next Fall.

It will be interesting if he can repair his reputation.

Boy, he sure f'd around and found out. 

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

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Everyone loves a redemption story. I don't think Cook is ready to do that, tho.

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2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Johntay posted again today. Here he shows himself getting training. Looks like he is working out w/ HS kids. I think it's his way of saying 'I'm back to grinding' and which is a good message. No idea if anyone will touch him at this point but I'm rooting for him. 

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Looks tired and out of shape. 

10 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

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He's a young man obviously dealing with some mental health/drug issues. He doesn't seem particularly spiteful or violent or abusive. He didn't fuck Texas over. Would be nice for him if he could play a little ball and get a decent education somewhere. 

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5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I honestly don't see why anyone gives two fucks about him anymore.

Can someone please alert Immamac that recent site update keeps opening the Johntay Cook is Dismissed from the team thread on BurnOrange&White's computer and forcing him to post on it?  

For those in the know, was his screw ups similar/better/worse than Randy Moss as an 18 year old?  

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

For those in the know, was his screw ups similar/better/worse than Randy Moss as an 18 year old?  

Funny, it seems pretty parallel. I didn't realize until now that Randy Moss was originally committed to Notre Dame, then lost his scholarship, then transferred to Florida State, kicked out for pot, then ended up at Marshall.

Not sure Cook has the talent level to overcome his obstacles, but it will be interesting to watch.  

Another thought is perhaps Johntay Cook benefited from being on an incredible HS team that hid his playing limitations, like Tate Martell. 

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Everyone loves a redemption story. I don't think Cook is ready to do that, tho.

Typically, I do too, but unless and until he gives a sincere, full apology for his conduct toward the University of Texas football program, he can fuck right off.

Actually I'm wrong and dumb and @TreatyOak you are the most plugged person I know and read about on here.

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1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

I agree that a D2 program has nothing to lose by offering him a role next Fall.

Imma send him a note about playing for Colorado School of Mines, and that maybe I can get him some NIL money from my weed store, or at least gift him my reward points.  

I wonder what type of engineering he'd like to major in?

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I honestly don't see why anyone gives two fucks about him anymore.

Meh like a lot of God's children he's a huge fuck up. He hasn't hurt me or mine just himself and his family. They probably still give at least a couple of fucks about him

58 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Typically, I do too, but unless and until he gives a sincere, full apology for his conduct toward the University of Texas football program, he can fuck right off.

I should emphasize - I don't see his redemption arc beginning any time soon. He's still mid-fall-from-grace.

Funny, it seems pretty parallel. I didn't realize until now that Randy Moss was originally committed to Notre Dame, then lost his scholarship, then transferred to Florida State, kicked out for pot, then ended up at Marshall.
Not sure Cook has the talent level to overcome his obstacles, but it will be interesting to watch.  
Another thought is perhaps Johntay Cook benefited from being on an incredible HS team that hid his playing limitations, like Tate Martell. 

Moss hit a cop with his car at FSU before he enrolled didn’t he? I didn’t think he was on any team until he got ready to take Chad Pennington to the NFL.
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I wonder what type of engineering he'd like to major in?

Locomotive?

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Imma send him a note about playing for Colorado School of Mines, and that maybe I can get him some NIL money from my weed store, or at least gift him my reward points.  

I wonder what type of engineering he'd like to major in?

Geology. He should know something about rocks since his head is full of them.

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


Moss hit a cop with his car at FSU before he enrolled didn’t he? I didn’t think he was on any team until he got ready to take Chad Pennington to the NFL.

I believe he failed a drug test at both FSU and ND. 

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Moss hit a cop with his car at FSU before he enrolled didn’t he? I didn’t think he was on any team until he got ready to take Chad Pennington to the NFL.

There was a “rumor” of locker room theft, if I remember right (long time ago), while at FSU. Then off to Marshall where he and Pennington beat my McNeese Cowboys in the FCS semifinals.

The QB they beat that day is now on the UT staff as a QB Coach, Kerry Joseph.

Hook’em!!!
14 hours ago, msucolt45 said:


There was a “rumor” of locker room theft, if I remember right (long time ago), while at FSU. Then off to Marshall where he and Pennington beat my McNeese Cowboys in the FCS semifinals.

The QB they beat that day is now on the UT staff as a QB Coach, Kerry Joseph.

Hook’em!!!

The theft rings a bell, not sure if it was locker room or otherwise but I do recall some sort of petty theft accusations like shop lifting or similar.

Edit- Mario Edwards stole a phone, Moss was possession charges per this article.

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20 hours ago, ztejas said:

Looks tired and out of shape. 

He's a young man obviously dealing with some mental health/drug issues. He doesn't seem particularly spiteful or violent or abusive. He didn't fuck Texas over. Would be nice for him if he could play a little ball and get a decent education somewhere. 

He's too much of a waste of oxygen for me to bother looking it up, but didnt he talk a bunch of nonsensical shit about Texas after he bailed. Fuck him. 

21 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I wonder what type of engineering he'd like to major in?

To be fair, he's definitely on track to becoming a custodial engineer.

14 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

To be fair, he's definitely on track to becoming a custodial engineer.

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1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

To be fair, he's definitely on track to becoming a custodial engineer.

 

3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

To be fair, he's definitely on track to becoming a custodial engineer.

Or a prison engineer where he flushes notes through the toilet 

On 3/28/2025 at 12:52 PM, DixonHur said:

To be fair, he's definitely on track to becoming a custodial engineer.

The word engineer is abused. Custodial engineer? Sanitation engineer? Where does it end?

 

There are electrical engineer, structural engineers, mechanical, aerospace, civil, soils, etc. You know? Like people studied 4 years or so at a college or university for these degrees. Some HS drop out mopping puke off in a locker room floor is not an engineer.

On 3/27/2025 at 3:27 PM, ztejas said:

Looks tired and out of shape. 

As someone who's tired and out of shape, I thank you for the complement. 

10 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

As someone who's tired and out of shape, I thank you for the complement. 

"Compliment" (with an "i") means an expression of praise or admiration.

"Complement" (with an "e") means to complete or enhance something else, or to work well together. 

Sorry. 

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Okay, couple new Stories posts from _jaythegreat_:

First, he's repping one of his friends, Ja'Kobi Lane, a WR at USC, with a video of the guy making a nice catch in practice. That's a solid post. 

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In the next one, he's repping former Longhorn and current Seahawk, Byron Murphy, who seems to be promoting some swag from a brand called Amiri. Maybe they hung out during Johntay's brief stay in Seattle.

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I think these are good posts. To me, the message of promoting other people's success, says "I'm going to be a good teammate." Of course, he could be paid for cross-promoting Amiri. Dude still have 84K followers. 

 

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On 3/27/2025 at 4:13 PM, Beau Vine said:

Imma send him a note about playing for Colorado School of Mines, and that maybe I can get him some NIL money from my weed store, or at least gift him my reward points.  

I wonder what type of engineering he'd like to major in?

NIL deal with Bonfire Burritos. 

15 hours ago, Superhero said:

The word engineer is abused. Custodial engineer? Sanitation engineer? Where does it end?

 

There are electrical engineer, structural engineers, mechanical, aerospace, civil, soils, etc. You know? Like people studied 4 years or so at a college or university for these degrees. Some HS drop out mopping puke off in a locker room floor is not an engineer.

This is a joke within a joke.  You must be a comedy engineer.

Johntay, who posted again today, really can’t help himself. He is his own worst enemy. image.thumb.png.c98337c003f59e36153e956be26f3389.png

Back to repping players. 

Just posted this Jaylon Gilbeau image. Maybe Jaylon made a video. 

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On 3/31/2025 at 9:36 AM, TreatyOak said:

Okay, couple new Stories posts from _jaythegreat_:

First, he's repping one of his friends, Ja'Kobi Lane, a WR at USC, with a video of the guy making a nice catch in practice. That's a solid post. 

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In the next one, he's repping former Longhorn and current Seahawk, Byron Murphy, who seems to be promoting some swag from a brand called Amiri. Maybe they hung out during Johntay's brief stay in Seattle.

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I think these are good posts. To me, the message of promoting other people's success, says "I'm going to be a good teammate." Of course, he could be paid for cross-promoting Amiri. Dude still have 84K followers. 

 

Amiri is a big luxury brand. I think they're bragging about wearing it, not promoting it.

On 3/30/2025 at 6:18 PM, Superhero said:

The word engineer is abused. Custodial engineer? Sanitation engineer? Where does it end?

 

There are electrical engineer, structural engineers, mechanical, aerospace, civil, soils, etc. You know? Like people studied 4 years or so at a college or university for these degrees. Some HS drop out mopping puke off in a locker room floor is not an engineer.

When I re-worked my dad’s resume for him, he was a sanitation engineer. Better than “Owns a trash business.” 
 

 

 

 

we didn’t get the job. 

Johntay's posts from today are more of the, "I'm back to the grind," workout stuff.

Not sure this will be enough to convince a major program that his troubles are behind him, but we shall see. 

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39 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Johntay's posts from today are more of the, "I'm back to the grind," workout stuff.

Not sure this will be enough to convince a major program that his troubles are behind him, but we shall see. 

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South Alabama is a "Major" Program.

That's an interesting shirt choice. A sign of a humbling, but one can also think he probably *deserved* to be kicked out of two universities.

31 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

That's an interesting shirt choice. A sign of a humbling, but one can also think he probably *deserved* to be kicked out of two universities.

lol was trying to figure out what that the whole phrase said 

16 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Johntay's posts from today are more of the, "I'm back to the grind," workout stuff.

Not sure this will be enough to convince a major program that his troubles are behind him, but we shall see. 

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Props can change perception.  Without them, it looks like your farting around in the yard, but you put those colorful buttons down, and now we're grinding.

Today's post:

Johntay is def training w some serious company. 

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Well if he can clean up his life.  Good for him. Maybe a dose of reality to wake him up

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