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  • TreatyOak
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    Can someone please alert Immamac that recent site update keeps opening the Johntay Cook is Dismissed from the team thread on BurnOrange&White's computer and forcing him to post on it?  

  • Theft? At least the cops didn't have to tell him to drop it.

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2 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Did the gang bang get cancelled?

Not yet, still in the heavy petting stage.

1 hour ago, The Gimp said:

Did the gang bang get cancelled?

Nope. Even the Seattle Times is reporting it, now. Either this a rumor that's gotten out of hand, or he really did fuckup that fast.

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I scoff at his foolishness. I've smoked a lot of dope and I've never been kicked off the team at Washington or UT.


But you’re a pro.

 

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12 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Oh, so it was a mutual decision. He seems to agree to mutually part ways a lot. 

This has Joshua Moore flashbacks all over it.  Wasn’t he supposed to go to SMU after being kicked off then it never happened, then to USFL and it never happened.  

Edited by Hook1997

Man I was kinda pissed at how we let him go as I thought we should take the high road and just wait until the portal opened up and let him transfer but wow guess I was wrong....

6 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

“Cook was considered by the recruiting networks to be the gem of Washington’s portal class for the 2025 cycle.”

Lol. 

holy shit how down bad is UW?

I mean... Jesus.

5 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Oh, so it was a mutual decision. He seems to agree to mutually part ways a lot. 

He was mutually escorted off campus.

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11 minutes ago, immamac said:

In 3 months this guy went from being set for life to completely ruined life. 

I hate seeing anyone light themselves on fire like he has and love a redemption story.  He needs to figure his shit out pronto.

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13 hours ago, DaysOff said:


Next stop, College Station.

 

12 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Stimulatans, loud mouth, jack ass, WR.. 

Miami

He's not good enough, but he'd be at home.

In reality, most schools, including ATM and Miami, checked into the Cook situation as he left Texas. Almost all of them passed on the guy due to his serious underlying issues and his attitude accordingly. 

When ATM passes on someone they can starfuck, it should tell you that there is some serious shit going down with that player. 

Fisch/UW and a couple of other programs thought the old girlfriend trope of “I can fix’em”. UW noped the fuck out of this one immediately, though. They still received praise for their portal class and got to mock Texas in social media for being the idiots who let Cook walk, so I guess they still get a win somehow here?

9 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

You guys can laugh at your own peril, but it's not easy siphoning gas when your meth high runs out. He'll be an engineer in no time. 

 

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I need to hear the "real" story from UT BOY in the OTF chat before i make my final conclusion on this

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

I hate seeing anyone light themselves on fire like he has and love a redemption story.  He needs to figure his shit out pronto.

I hope he has some level of support from friends and family that can help him get straight.

it seems like something just snapped, as it wasn’t always like this, right?

It may be a physical or clinical mental issue.

I hope he can get help soon, because it sounds like he is in a steep dive.

2 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Thread title change- johntay cook released from footballs teams.

The plural version does have a nice ring to it.

22 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Thread title change- johntay cook released from footballs teams.

 

19 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

The plural version does have a nice ring to it.

This fella agrees.

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how bad did he fuck up because this must be epic levels of fuckup

truly epic

i mean when even atm passes on a guy?

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39 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Thread title change- johntay cook obnoxious drunk released from bars footballs teams. by bouncers.

More reflective of real life?

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2 hours ago, immamac said:

In 3 months this guy went from being set for life to completely ruined life. 

It took me years to make that transition. 

Sark needs to bring him back.  
Sark got a second chance in life.
Sark doesn’t give up on players we all know that.
Johntay may be baked but he is not cooked. 

Edited by TejasPedro

I read that he was only on campus 48 hours before they booted him

Pretty “impressive” to fuck up so bad so quickly 

1 hour ago, Lou Loomis said:

Advantage Incarnate Word

 

 

I'm not sure they would take him. If he's lucky maybe some last chance JUCO somewhere.

5 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 

Not even one Scaramucci

43 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

how bad did he fuck up because this must be epic levels of fuckup

truly epic

i mean when even atm passes on a guy?

He fucked up real bad. Preposterously stupid shit

29 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Sark needs to bring him back.  
Sark got a second chance in life.
Sark doesn’t give up on players we all know that.
Johntay may be baked but he is not cooked. 

Not sure if you're serious but if you are do you think Cook only fucked up once to get booted by Sark? 

11 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

“Cook was considered by the recruiting networks to be the gem of Washington’s portal class for the 2025 cycle.”

Lol. 

The diamond turned out to be cz.

1 hour ago, Lou Loomis said:

Advantage Incarnate Word

 

 

 

25 minutes ago, F250 said:

I'm not sure they would take him. If he's lucky maybe some last chance JUCO somewhere.

UIW? You mean UTRGV’s future doormat? We can bring him down, tell him to spend a night in Reynosa, and see how much he still likes drugs after. We need playmakers and he needs a chance to prove himself. It’s a perfect match

cook should probably get the liz truss-head of lettuce treatment at each of his subsequent stops.

such a disappointment. i thought he was going to play a devonta smith role when we signed him. not necessarily heisman winning career but playing the role smith played in the sark offense in 2020 of speedy playmaker in space.

oh well. get your shit and your life together, cook.

17 hours ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Agreed, but psych issues along with alcohol and coke would yield what we’re seeing unfold. The drugs exacerbate the underlying issue. Feel like we’re going to see this more and more with players getting the kinda money they are at that age.

Yes but he was a 6 star and they are immune to the deleterious effects of drugs and hookers. 

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So does he have to return the UDub NIL money?

You might be able to find some traces of it at DeJa Vu Showgirls Seattle. I bet that was a fun 48 hours. 

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So does he have to return the UDub NIL money?

That begs the question of how NIL disbursement works in general. Surely, the big cigars who've been successful enough to fund the NIL program didn't get that way by being stupid. I assume they don't just dump a pile of cash in lump sums. (The aggy Trans Am should have taught everybody a lesson, and that was a looooong time ago.) If anybody has enough insight on how the funding process usually works, please share. 

1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

Sark needs to bring him back.  
Sark got a second chance in life.
Sark doesn’t give up on players we all know that.
Johntay may be baked but he is not cooked. 

Fool me once….

I'm not sure they would take him. If he's lucky maybe some last chance JUCO somewhere.

UTSA will if they took Denver Harris

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I think China has a league Cook could play in. Believe the Wonton Don documented his Super Bowl win with the Shanghai Warriors. 

14 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

I assume they don't just dump a pile of cash in lump sums.

Applebee's gift cards

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