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On 1/1/2025 at 9:20 AM, closetojumping said:

His alleged problem is heavy drug use, not schizophrenia. 

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  • Have the deportations started? 

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    Can someone please alert Immamac that recent site update keeps opening the Johntay Cook is Dismissed from the team thread on BurnOrange&White's computer and forcing him to post on it?  

  • Theft? At least the cops didn't have to tell him to drop it.

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A very sad tale of self-destruction and such a waste. Had high hopes for him and really thought he was bought-in based on his recruitment and communications back then. Would not have predicted this outcome. If he would have doubled down on improving, I believe he'd be in the starting rotation.

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

He fucked up real bad.

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1 hour ago, sidis said:

cook should probably get the liz truss-head of lettuce treatment at each of his subsequent stops.

but is a head of lettuce really appropriate? I'm thinking raw fish instead

37 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

That begs the question of how NIL disbursement works in general. Surely, the big cigars who've been successful enough to fund the NIL program didn't get that way by being stupid. I assume they don't just dump a pile of cash in lump sums. (The aggy Trans Am should have taught everybody a lesson, and that was a looooong time ago.) If anybody has enough insight on how the funding process usually works, please share. 

An amount is released every 15 minutes on Venmo for the entire semester, day and night. 

The dude will burn through whatever NIL he got if you see his instagram.  He's basically spending it all on stupid designer clothes.  Don't feel sorry for kids like him that have talent, are given opportunity on a big stage, have been paid, and squander it.  He also spends a lot on his social media getting into it with random people commenting on his page.  Just a complete moron.

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12 minutes ago, victory88 said:

The dude will burn through whatever NIL he got if you see his instagram.  He's basically spending it all on stupid designer clothes.  Don't feel sorry for kids like him that have talent, are given opportunity on a big stage, have been paid, and squander it.  He also spends a lot on his social media getting into it with random people commenting on his page.  Just a complete moron.

I’m much smarter because I spend a lot of time getting into it with rando’s on message boards 😀

Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was.

Whoever posted on here earlier about him ending up attacking people on trails around White Rock Lake hit the fucking nail on the head

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Apparently the "kick someone's ass your first day in prison" approach did not work for him here.

6 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

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I shit you not, I just watched this stand-up 2 nights ago lol. Fucking hilarious. 

4 hours ago, BERT said:

I need to hear the "real" story from UT BOY in the OTF chat before i make my final conclusion on this

Whatever happened to that guy? Someone said he was a friend or relative or I thought he was his dad. I haven't seen that dude literally since the dat after Cook was gone. 

2 hours ago, Scuba Saba said:

Yes but he was a 6 star and they are immune to the deleterious effects of drugs and hookers. 

I envy him 

1 hour ago, victory88 said:

The dude will burn through whatever NIL he got if you see his instagram.  He's basically spending it all on stupid designer clothes.  Don't feel sorry for kids like him that have talent, are given opportunity on a big stage, have been paid, and squander it.  He also spends a lot on his social media getting into it with random people commenting on his page.  Just a complete moron.

So, is this better, worse, or on the same level as talking to recruits?

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

 

UIW? You mean UTRGV’s future doormat? We can bring him down, tell him to spend a night in Reynosa, and see how much he still likes drugs after. We need playmakers and he needs a chance to prove himself. It’s a perfect match

 

You know you’re fucked if Deion isn’t even considering taking you in. 

You might be able to find some traces of it at DeJa Vu Showgirls Seattle. I bet that was a fun 48 hours. 

Is that near the airport?
4 minutes ago, Constant said:

You know you’re fucked if Deion isn’t even considering taking you in. 

does Deion even care right now? He's getting his kid drafted; now he's looking to go to the NFL, it seems

This would be a good test to see who's full of shit, and who might he right. Deion being a HC in the NFL is like Adriana Lima and Kate Upton showing up to my house, pillow fighting naked, and me growing two dicks; one for each for the entirety of a year. 

5 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

This would be a good test to see who's full of shit, and who might he right. Deion being a HC in the NFL is like Adriana Lima and Kate Upton showing up to my house, pillow fighting naked, and me growing two dicks; one for each for the entirety of a year. 

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14 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

This would be a good test to see who's full of shit, and who might he right. Deion being a HC in the NFL is like Adriana Lima and Kate Upton showing up to my house, pillow fighting naked, and me growing two dicks; one for each for the entirety of a year. 

Will the second dick be as small as the first one? Asking for Adriana Lima and Kate Upton.

16 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

This would be a good test to see who's full of shit, and who might he right. Deion being a HC in the NFL is like Adriana Lima and Kate Upton showing up to my house, pillow fighting naked, and me growing two dicks; one for each for the entirety of a year. 

Why do we get the feeling you've been waiting for quite some time to post about that fantasy?

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

Will the second dick be as small as the first one? Asking for Adriana Lima and Kate Upton.

Bro, I'd add them together and it equals 6". That's totally average. 

36 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


Is that near the airport?

Nah, downtown Seattle. Not far from the market 

2 hours ago, victory88 said:

The dude will burn through whatever NIL he got if you see his instagram.  He's basically spending it all on cocaine.  Don't feel sorry for kids like him that have talent, are given opportunity on a big stage, have been paid, and squander it.  He also spends a lot on his social media getting into it with random people commenting on his page.  Just a complete moron.

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2 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was.

He worked really hard, grandma

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I shit you not, I just watched this stand-up 2 nights ago lol. Fucking hilarious. 

Whatever happened to that guy? Someone said he was a friend or relative or I thought he was his dad. I haven't seen that dude literally since the dat after Cook was gone. 

I envy him 

So, is this better, worse, or on the same level as talking to recruits?

No clue. Haven't seen him since one morning he got snarky with Bobby about the amount of money he's spent on that show like it gave him some kind of special rights. Then people really started giving him shit and he hasn't been seen since. Some think he changed youtube handles but i haven't noticed yet.

10 minutes ago, BERT said:

He worked really hard, grandma

No clue. Haven't seen him since one morning he got snarky with Bobby about the amount of money he's spent on that show like it gave him some kind of special rights. Then people really started giving him shit and he hasn't been seen since. Some think he changed youtube handles but i haven't noticed yet.

Yeah, he would ALWAYS make comments, and they were always about Johntay. I always suspected it to be his dad, but who knows? And it's not Bobby's fault that dumbass spent his money there. Shit, I wouldn't. I don't need them to pull up a question that's repetitive literally every single day. It has to be a beating for Bobby and Gerry. It makes our fan base look like idiots (which every fan base does). If he wants his money to go to useful Texas stuff, it's not like he's unaware of Tree Fiddy and Burnt Endz. Or maybe he's just that stupid. Neither would surprise me. 

And him changing his name would not shock me in the least. Once that kind of pile on happens, you're a dead man unless you have thick skin, which clearly he doesn't. 

17 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Yeah, he would ALWAYS make comments, and they were always about Johntay. I always suspected it to be his dad, but who knows? And it's not Bobby's fault that dumbass spent his money there. Shit, I wouldn't. I don't need them to pull up a question that's repetitive literally every single day. It has to be a beating for Bobby and Gerry. It makes our fan base look like idiots (which every fan base does). If he wants his money to go to useful Texas stuff, it's not like he's unaware of Tree Fiddy and Burnt Endz. Or maybe he's just that stupid. Neither would surprise me. 

And him changing his name would not shock me in the least. Once that kind of pile on happens, you're a dead man unless you have thick skin, which clearly he doesn't. 

Unless his Dad is an overweight, late 30s, white guy then UTboy is not Johntay's dad. There was a TX/OU game either last year or this year where UTboy showed up to coffee and football or their afternoon show on camera. Bobby and Gerry where broadcasting outside of somewhere (barbecue place) and Gerry shouted him out and asked him to come wave to the camera. 

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

....Adriana Lima and Kate Upton....pillow fighting naked,....

I'll be in my bunk.

Needs to go to Huntsville. Screw up and you can go sleep across the street.

does Deion even care right now? He's getting his kid drafted; now he's looking to go to the NFL, it seems

Yeah he’s doing what we all said. Trying to get the fuck out of Colorado.
8 minutes ago, deter said:

Needs to go to Huntsville. Screw up and you can go sleep across the street.

those flickering lights 

5 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Apparently the "kick someone's ass your first day in prison" approach did not work for him here.

He’s getting some experience with that that may be helpful down the road if he stays on said road.

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

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He must have tried that coat on while wearing his pads.


Yeah he’s doing what we all said. Trying to get the fuck out of Colorado.

It would serve him well to do so unless he scores big time in the portal. Losing 2 of the top 5 draft picks is gonna sting. And when I say two, it may as well be 3 with hunter playing both ways.
9 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Is there a Luby’s in Marshall?

If it turns out there isn’t a Luby’s in Marshall, maybe Johntay can sue the school for $18.77. 

15 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Is there a Luby’s in Marshall?

no

Marshall is so depressing. And they have red lights every 50 feet on highway 59.

I'm going to smoke a fatty and give this some thought.

 

Thoughts about that fine ass gash in the leather boots.

 

On 1/14/2025 at 1:32 PM, BigHornedLurker said:

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This.   
 

Wow, I guess butter fingers and diva attitude wasn’t the only problem. 
 

circle back to aggy now?

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Marshall is so depressing. And they have red lights every 50 feet on highway 59.

Jucys Hamburgers isn't depressing. Have eaten there a time or two although it's been a while. Good burgers and the complimentary beans are too.

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10 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Jucys Hamburgers isn't depressing. Have eaten there a time or two although it's been a while. Good burgers and the complimentary beans are too.

Try Porky’s Smokehouse. Get the porky pig sandwich. Sooooo good 

 

and yes, Jucy’s is badass. Had that yesterday but in Longview 

10 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m much smarter because I spend a lot of time getting into it with rando’s on message boards 😀

*randos 

Randeaux

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