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  • Have the deportations started? 

  • TreatyOak
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    Can someone please alert Immamac that recent site update keeps opening the Johntay Cook is Dismissed from the team thread on BurnOrange&White's computer and forcing him to post on it?  

  • Theft? At least the cops didn't have to tell him to drop it.

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19 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

An amount is released every 15 minutes on Venmo for the entire semester, day and night. 

In reality, most of the collectives give them money every month with some doing it every two weeks. There can be larger payments for individual, true NIL deals for advertisers but in terms of money coming from donors, it's doled out on a monthly basis.

12 hours ago, sith_horn said:

Jucys Hamburgers isn't depressing. Have eaten there a time or two although it's been a while. Good burgers and the complimentary beans are too.

Didnt know they had a Marshall location.  Ive lived in Longview so been there many times, and the one in Gilmer as well.  Yes, never a bad burger. 

Marshall is so depressing. And they have red lights every 50 feet on highway 59.

No kidding. It is an absolute beating driving through there. God help you if you miss the exit to go to the loop and have to drive from 20 to the edge of town on 59
Jucys Hamburgers isn't depressing. Have eaten there a time or two although it's been a while. Good burgers and the complimentary beans are too.

The burgers are ok. They give you a bunch of fries, but they are fairly greasy. The beans aren’t bad.
2 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Regret, meet Johntay. 
 

Johntay, Regret.

 

You two will be spending a lot of time together.

and Regret is an asshole

And some of y'all said Johntay wasn't fast: 😃

 

Ex-Texas WR Johntay Cook, Washington football part ways after 48 hours with program

Johntay Cook's time with Washington did not last long as he is no longer part of the program. Read the story here.

How can that possibly happen.  What a horrific evaluation by Washington. 

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14 minutes ago, markstanco said:

How can that possibly happen.  What a horrific evaluation by Washington. 

They tossed him the keys to his dorm room and he dropped them. 

15 hours ago, BERT said:

Try Porky’s Smokehouse. Get the porky pig sandwich. Sooooo good 

 

and yes, Jucy’s is badass. Had that yesterday but in Longview 

I like the upscale restaurant by the train tracks. Fancy for behind the pine curtains.

2 hours ago, BERT said:

and Regret is an asshole

Actually, True Regret is a bleeding asshole.

48 minutes ago, futureman said:

what's in marshall?  is he going to marshall?

No, we were joking that his next stop is probably a D3 program like East Texas Baptist University. Seriously, getting kicked off his second team (although it was "mutual," lol) is a killer. Honestly, I don't know what major program would take a chance with him until he can prove that he has his life in order. 

And for all you young'ins out there, it's never a good idea to trash your former employer, regardless how you exited the company. It is a 100% guarantee that any prospective employer will reach out to them, along with checking your social media.   

 

  

It’s wild seeing both Cook and Hudson falling apart . Both were viewed as all works types and now we are wondering if they are going to end up giving zj’s somewhere off the back streets by Harry Hines…

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26 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

It’s wild seeing both Cook and Hudson falling apart . Both were viewed as all works types and now we are wondering if they are going to end up giving zj’s somewhere off the f Harry Hines…

What's a ZJ?

Lets hope they do not end up like this guy in a few years regardless. 

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20 minutes ago, BERT said:

What's a ZJ?

No idea for Cook.  For Hudson, that's a ZorroJob.

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wait, is this the micah hudson thread?

Pretty much

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Seems like classic self-sabotage, blowing yourself up rather than accepting you're not good enough, which is your ultimate fear. Sucks for the kid but he's got a long life (hopefully) to get straight and learn a few things.

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31 minutes ago, BERT said:

What's a ZJ?

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

Regret, meet Johntay. 
 
Johntay, Regret.
 
You two will be spending a lot of time together.

Regrets, he has a few
but he did things his way

Okay, guys. I've changed my view on Johntay. Now, I'm a big fan.


Dave “Softy” Mahler:
"Was told tonight that Cook committed multiple violations of team rules and insubordination."
 
If my man committed 'multiple violations of team rules and insubordination' in 48 HOURS and got kicked off the team, that is Surly Horns Hall of Fame level!!!!
 
Respect!!!! 
 
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On 1/15/2025 at 7:47 AM, Handcruser said:

Thread title change- johntay cook released from footballs teams.

Just name it “Johntay Cooked”

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Autocorrect is racist.

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1 hour ago, BERT said:

What's a ZJ?

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10 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


No kidding. It is an absolute beating driving through there. God help you if you miss the exit to go to the loop and have to drive from 20 to the edge of town on 59

Waskom or bust!

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9 hours ago, Deej said:

They tossed him the keys to his dorm room and he dropped them. 

 

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1 hour ago, Ten Bears said:

ZJ?

If you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it.

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21 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

 

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I think someone else mentioned it, but was that the last time he saw the field?

I don't think it was, but I'm pretty sure he didn't see any snaps the next game against OU. Don't remember if he got any against Georgia or anyone after until he got booted. 

Now, it makes a lot of sense why Sark went after so many receivers in the portal last year. I'm thinking he knew this dude was hanging by a thread and not dedicated, and he couldn't count on him. 

6 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

Upon leaving Washington, Johntay got another tattoo:
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That’s my creedo!

On 1/15/2025 at 3:00 PM, TreatyOak said:

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Just sayin that I think that coat kinda rocks.

And LOL him throwing down at a club when he first gets to Washington. Must have been a helluva 48 hours!

One time in NYC, we invited a bunch of young people to attend a party to capture some inspiration for a Heineken TV campaign.

They partied, drank all the beer, and gave us pretty much nothing noteworthy. 

The moment the beer ran out, they were all gone.   

Wanna make a guess whether his 'friends' will be all gone the moment his money runs out?

19 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Actually, True Regret is a bleeding asshole.

So what happened? Finish your story. 

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

So what happened? Finish your story. 

You ever hear of arrow frog poison? As a basis for anesthesia? Do you know how it works?

Trust me, you don't want to know.

11 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Just sayin that I think that coat kinda rocks.

And LOL him throwing down at a club when he first gets to Washington. Must have been a helluva 48 hours!

One time in NYC, we invited a bunch of young people to attend a party to capture some inspiration for a Heineken TV campaign.

They partied, drank all the beer, and gave us pretty much nothing noteworthy. 

The moment the beer ran out, they were all gone.   

Wanna make a guess whether his 'friends' will be all gone the moment his money runs out?

Jontay 1 don't need no practice!

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

You ever hear of arrow frog poison? As a basis for anesthesia? Do you know how it works?

Trust me, you don't want to know.

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13 hours ago, Hermanator said:

 

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I know we're ragging on him for dropping that ball, but Xavier Worthy dropped a sure-fire TD pass in the Holiday Bowl as well. Granted Xavier Worthy was not a POS to his team and coaches.

 

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19 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

I know we're ragging on him for dropping that ball, but Xavier Worthy dropped a sure-fire TD pass in the Holiday Bowl as well. Granted Xavier Worthy was not a POS to his team and coaches.

 

The last thing we need here is to send out a bat signal for Thatguy.

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21 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

I know we're ragging on him for dropping that ball, but Xavier Worthy dropped a sure-fire TD pass in the Holiday Bowl as well. Granted Xavier Worthy was not a POS to his team and coaches.

 

Worthy was playing with a broken hand

Come on.  Ewers put the first one a solid foot too far inside, and the second one at least 3 inches short.  You can't blame Worthy.

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

I know we're ragging on him for dropping that ball, but Xavier Worthy dropped a sure-fire TD pass in the Holiday Bowl as well. Granted Xavier Worthy was not a POS to his team and coaches.

 

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