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  • Have the deportations started? 

  • TreatyOak
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    Can someone please alert Immamac that recent site update keeps opening the Johntay Cook is Dismissed from the team thread on BurnOrange&White's computer and forcing him to post on it?  

  • Theft? At least the cops didn't have to tell him to drop it.

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2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Make lemonade. This is a fantastic opportunity few get to enjoy. Show appreciation for this rarest of consequences to create a presentation comparing and contrasting the experience and facilities of The University of Texas versus South Plains Jr. College!

You could have a traveling show featuring your presentation. Kinda like those prison shows where they scare the kids into getting right!!

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20 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

chris farley snl GIF

i love this image so much ... particularly when you have an absolutely legendary improviser in David Spade having to hide his face because he's broken completely

 

On 1/20/2025 at 5:54 PM, msucolt45 said:


Come on CTJ, the dude has talent off the charts. Surely someone besides a CC will give him a chance?

Hook’em!!!

JUCO if he is lucky. Maybe if he balled out while being a problem I could see some smaller programs take him but he is just unrealized potential with nothing but problems.

6 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Johntay's latest post is pretty tame. He's probably finding out how temporal celebrity fame is.

Yesterday, you were feeling like a boss at a world-class university enjoying incredible benefits and facilities. It seems everyone wants to be a part of your circle and basking in your stardom, especially since you were paying for everything. 

Today, the prospective universities on the list you made are not responding to your outreach. Your 'friends' are somehow no longer available, and don't have money to help you out. 

Choose wisely. 

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He's been looking stoned'ish in the last few pictures you've posted of him, where you're saying he's posting nominal stuff.

On 1/17/2025 at 12:54 PM, utee94 said:

Hey, the existence of David Ash led to this, so he'll always be okay in my book:

 

Beyonce likes her some David Ash? - Burnt Orange Nation

Strange looking bush. wnb

19 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Thigh(bush)

avatar checks out

13 hours ago, Rimbo said:

i love this image so much ... particularly when you have an absolutely legendary improviser in David Spade having to hide his face because he's broken completely

 

Like Johntay Cook, Chris Farley should have realized he was partaking in far too many drugs. Farley never stopped himself. Johntay better get his shit together.

(I miss Chris Farley's humor a lot)

On 1/20/2025 at 10:00 PM, AlrightAlrightAlright said:

He was smoking in the locker room at UW. 

Under Arrest Police GIF by Pudgy Penguins

On 1/21/2025 at 10:57 PM, F250 said:

JUCO if he is lucky. Maybe if he balled out while being a problem I could see some smaller programs take him but he is just unrealized potential with nothing but problems.

Definition of "potential" ain't done nothing yet. 

On 1/22/2025 at 11:59 AM, Tex Pete said:

(I miss Chris Farley's humor a lot)

Wrigley's pissers have a center row of urinals on either side of a half wall that face inward.  You're looking right at the dude pissing across from you.  I was doing my business across from "Chris Farley", but it was after he had died.  It was his brother.  He rolled his eyes when he saw the look on my face and said "yeah, Chris was my brother".  #csb

On 1/22/2025 at 11:59 AM, Tex Pete said:

Like Johntay Cook, Chris Farley should have realized he was partaking in far too many drugs. Farley never stopped himself. Johntay better get his shit together.

(I miss Chris Farley's humor a lot)

Oh, he stopped himself.

Welllllll, he just Instagram-posted this list of "Top 10 Available Players in the Portal" by @247sports which has him listed as the top prospect. I like how he is shown transferring from Washington. Bro was with them for 48 hours. 

Maybe I'm the idiot and he is the hottest prospect, but we shall see! 

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The recruiting services still have absolutely no idea how to rate portal players.  Their high school rank doesn't mean shit anymore.

2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Welllllll, he just Instagram-posted this list of "Top 10 Available Players in the Portal" by @247sports which has him listed as the top prospect. I like how he is shown transferring from Washington. Bro was with them for 48 hours. 

Maybe I'm the idiot and he is the hottest prospect, but we shall see! 

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2 hours ago, kevwun said:

The recruiting services still have absolutely no idea how to rate portal players.  Their high school rank doesn't mean shit anymore.

100%.

Nobody's taking a flyer on this guy now. Few were before. Lasting under a week at the new gig turns the red flag into a red light.

This shit is just feeding his delusions, and will make the crash he's heading into so much worse.

I'm sure his hangers on will set him straight.

17 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wrigley's pissers have a center row of urinals on either side of a half wall that face inward.  You're looking right at the dude pissing across from you.  I was doing my business across from "Chris Farley", but it was after he had died.  It was his brother.  He rolled his eyes when he saw the look on my face and said "yeah, Chris was my brother".  #csb

Impressive that you noticed the penis resemblance 

45 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'm sure his hangers on will set him straight.

Do ditch diggers have hangers on?

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Do ditch diggers have hangers on?

dude

ditch diggers DO have standards

 

Hey Johntay, how bout a Fresca?

Mmm?  Mmmmmm?  Mmm?

On 1/17/2025 at 11:54 AM, utee94 said:

Hey, the existence of David Ash led to this, so he'll always be okay in my book:

 

Beyonce likes her some David Ash? - Burnt Orange Nation

Who is she? What's the story behind this?

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1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Who is she? What's the story behind this?

Her name is Bye Yonce? I think. Apparently a decent musician I’m told. Story is she saw this jersey, purchased it with funds (most likely usd) and then put it over her head and arms thru the holes. 
 

3 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Who is she? What's the story behind this?

Under the radar singer

2 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Her name is Bye Yonce? I think. Apparently a decent musician I’m told. Story is she saw this jersey, purchased it with funds (most likely usd) and then put it over her head and arms thru the holes. 
 

She is not a musician. Singer, or vocalist if you prefer. Songwriter as well.

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

She is not a musician. Singer, or vocalist if you prefer. Songwriter as well.

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3 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Her name is Bye Yonce? I think. Apparently a decent musician I’m told. Story is she saw this jersey, purchased it with funds (most likely usd) and then put it over her head and arms thru the holes. 
 

also, and this is important, she wasn't wearing pants at the time

14 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Who is she? What's the story behind this?

Whitney Houston was a Texas fan.........oh wait 

56 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Johntay Cook talk not going away

Slo-mo train wrecks take a while. Patience, grasshopper.

4 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Johntay Cook talk not going away

Especially in the Johntay Cook conversation thread. 

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22 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Her name is Bye Yonce? I think. Apparently a decent musician I’m told. Story is she saw this jersey, purchased it with funds (most likely usd) and then put it over her head and arms thru the holes. 
 

what the fuck does it have to do with david ash?

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

what the fuck does it have to do with david ash?

The world may never know

Stewart Mandel: Texas' David Ash finally comfortable with leadership role -  Sports Illustrated

On 1/24/2025 at 6:49 PM, CurlyDumps said:

Who is she? What's the story behind this?

Great question. I’m eager to hear the answer. While we are at it, can someone identify this unknown too? 
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10 minutes ago, futureman said:

it says “ash” on the back of the jersey she’s wearing?

More like “smash”, amirite?  You know I right.

that’s kate hudson.  she was in almost famous and some other shit.  her mom is faye dunaway. 

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Great question. I’m eager to hear the answer. While we are at it, can someone identify this unknown too? 
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The first one is obviously Arethra Flanklin.   
This one however,  I am drawing a blank space.

JK, but she’ll most likely get roughy 5-10 min of TV screen time tomorrow evening in a Chiefs suite.

Hook’em!!!

  • 2 weeks later...
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"Transferred to Tarrant County Jail" is the most fire transfer portal destination so far. 

Better than that kicker who was transferring to real life to be a porn star

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So sad. I won’t be surprised if it comes out he is bipolar or schizoaffective. Drugs are often used to self medicate by these folks. And he’s the right age for a break

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Hopefully this is his rock bottom and he can finally get some help.

What a shame.

Dude cashed NIL checks and is now stealing stuff worth less than $750?  

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