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  • TreatyOak
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    Can someone please alert Immamac that recent site update keeps opening the Johntay Cook is Dismissed from the team thread on BurnOrange&White's computer and forcing him to post on it?  

  • Theft? At least the cops didn't have to tell him to drop it.

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This kids entire future diverged the moment he dropped that damn deep ball against Miss St

 

Like a fucked up CFB episode of What If

29 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Pick up a book

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hall of cost?  wow.....

Seen a guy in the comments of a Johntay Report post on IG. He claimed to be connected to an agent of draft eligible player on the team. He said Johntay failed multiple drug tests at Texas. He also missed a week of practice and attempted to fight Torre Becton when he confronted him. That was the incident that allegedly got him cut. He must be on gnarly shit to to try to fight Becton.

I have no idea why the University of Washington didn't work out for him. I mean, Sark and Pete Kwiatkowski have absolutely NO connections to U Dub, so there is no way any issues he had at Texas could have been communicated to the Washington coaches! 

Very strange. 

20 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Seen a guy in the comments of a Johntay Report post on IG. He claimed to be connected to an agent of draft eligible player on the team. He said Johntay failed multiple drug tests at Texas. He also missed a week of practice and attempted to fight Torre Becton when he confronted him. That was the incident that allegedly got him cut. He must be on gnarly shit to to try to fight Becton.

Trying to fight the strength coach is a bold move

26 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

He said Johntay failed multiple drug tests at Texas. He also missed a week of practice and attempted to fight Torre Becton when he confronted him.

So he's a typical teenager

55 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

This kids entire future diverged the moment he dropped that damn deep ball against Miss St

Like a fucked up CFB episode of What If

Well to be fair that was an easy TD catch.

2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

I've seen this happen in real time, and it is absolutely heartbreaking.  We had a 19 year old midshipman from the Naval Academy experience a complete break while on a summer training cruise on our ship.  Poor kid was absolutely convinced that there were "dark" people on the ship who would kill him if he went to sleep.  One day he was a motivated USNA mid with unlimited potential, and the next day he was cowering under a table in the crew's mess.  

At this point, as heartbreaking as it is, I hope this is what is going on with Johntay, because it can be treated and managed.  Being a general fuck-up is much harder to diagnose and fix.

Don't throw @USNALonghorn under the bus like that.  He recovered and has done well for himself.  

4 hours ago, Asithappens said:

I hope he turns it around, gets the help he needs and all that, but there are some people who can't be helped. They don't want to be helped. Not everybody wants to get better. 

What we've got here is a failure to communicate. 

4 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Hope this makes him snap back to reality. 

The sound of the snap would cause tinnitus across a whole county.

Every time this thread bumps, I fear it is a death report.  But, I just cannot stop myself from clicking....

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1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

So he's a typical teenager

You and I have very different ideas of the typical teenager's desire to fight a college football strength coach.

28 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Hope this makes him snap back to reality. 

Hope this helps him lose himself in the music, the moment, and own it and never let it go.  

2 hours ago, freyguy said:

hall of cost?  wow.....

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1 hour ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Don't throw @USNALonghorn under the bus like that.  He recovered and has done well for himself.  

Damn, I was hoping people forgot about that…

4 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

A great 30 for 30 would be college and NFL dudes that flamed out. Similar to the Greatest That Never Was episode. I'd like for it to be more focused on perspective and why they did what they did at that time. Some cool self reflection and one of the questions asked to them should be: "Would you do it all again?". I'd love to hear Jamarcus Russell, Tony Mandarich, and Leaf answer that.

Cook needs some court ordered help or the kid is gonna end up dead or facing a lengthy prison sentence and its horrible not only because he wore the uniform but he's still a person. 

Unlike all the balls thrown his way, these charges might not be dropped.

I mean mandarich was a bust, but was it because he was a fuck up or because he was not longer able to mainline more horse steroids than his opponents?  I don't remember that guy being a total flameout due to drugs/idiocy.

I'd throw in Todd marinovic on my flameout Rushmore.

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Here are the charges 

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5 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Yeah that looks like a guy who has learned his lesson.

 

It's definitely reading too much into just one photograph, but it's yet another data point towards that condition.

 

2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

So he's a typical teenager

 

You and I must know very different teens.

 

Meanwhile, there are some quality comments on Reddit.

 

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

 

It's definitely reading too much into just one photograph, but it's yet another data point towards that condition.

 

 

You and I must know very different teens.

 

Meanwhile, there are some quality comments on Reddit.

 

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One more arrest and, by NCAA rule, he is immediately placed on the Oklahoma roster.

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2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

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Yep. That one in particular. Though I think nowadays Aggy applies more.

Interesting comments from two different posters on the Reddit article:

 

'The rumor was that the ‘altercations’ were due to some stealy-esque behavior in the locker room.'

 

'Stealing from lockers at Washington got him in fights. He has a habit and needs help bad asap. Prob blew lol all his$ on certain drugs no doubt .'

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35 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

And to think, he was once a bobblehead winner.

And now he is one.

2 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

Damn, I was hoping people forgot about that…

The Internet never forgets

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

I have no idea why the University of Washington didn't work out for him. I mean, Sark and Pete Kwiatkowski have absolutely NO connections to U Dub, so there is no way any issues he had at Texas could have been communicated to the Washington coaches! 

Very strange. 

Well, if that were to have happened, it would have been before they took him in a sort of "full-disclosure" thing, if asked.  But I suspect absent reliance from current UW coaching, Sarkisian would not undermine a player trying to make a fresh start somewhere.

Bond has now been posted at $750 each for the two charges.  He should be out of the pokey soon?

10 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, if that were to have happened, it would have been before they took him in a sort of "full-disclosure" thing, if asked.  But I suspect absent reliance from current UW coaching, Sarkisian would not undermine a player trying to make a fresh start somewhere.

You're probably right that officially, Sark would not have undermined Cook, but it is interesting to imagine that the coaching community values their relationships with each other more than with many of the players, so perhaps there were some back-channel warnings. How else could Cook have had such a short leash of 48 hours?  

Of course, coaches are very conceited and always think they are the one who can 'fix' a certain player. 

9 hours ago, Js1 said:

Better than that kicker who was transferring to real life to be a porn star

So that's what happened to the female college kicker who appeared in a P5 game a few years ago...

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Obvious issues with sourcing here but if true, my goodness

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9 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

You're probably right that officially, Sark would not have undermined Cook, but it is interesting to imagine that the coaching community values their relationships with each other more than with many of the players, so perhaps there were some back-channel warnings. How else could Cook have had such a short leash of 48 hours?  

Of course, coaches are very conceited and always think they are the one who can 'fix' a certain player. 

I suspect Johntay deserved his fate.  

36 minutes ago, Nope said:

Obvious issues with sourcing here but if true, my goodness

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Synthetic stuff out of Louisiana thread is 👉 over here.

6 hours ago, freyguy said:

hall of cost?  wow.....

You aren't a hall of cost denier, are you?

1 hour ago, Nope said:

Obvious issues with sourcing here but if true, my goodness

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What synthetic "stuff" out of Louisiana would have fentanyl?  Are we talking synthetic weed, or bath salts?

It's very specific but could easily be a hoax. Either way it don't make a shit

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

You and I have very different ideas of the typical teenager's desire to fight a college football strength coach.

Reminds me of the good ol’ days:  “we slept they coach”

4 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

And to think, he was once a bobblehead winner.

Sucks to peak in high school. 

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7 minutes ago, Deej said:

Sucks to peak in high school. 

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4 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Bragging about high school heroics as an adult is like bragging about T-ball success as a high schooler.

I was one of the best T-ball prospects the area has ever seen. I got in with the wrong crowd and got hooked on coke (also tab). Now I am stuck posting here. Thanks for digging up old memories. Fuck you.

3 hours ago, Matuka said:

Bond has now been posted at $750 each for the two charges.  He should be out of the pokey soon?

And back to stealing by morning?

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

And back to stealing by morning?

Well, that and back to dropping passes.

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

What synthetic "stuff" out of Louisiana would have fentanyl?  Are we talking synthetic weed, or bath salts?

nutria

50 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

And back to stealing by morning?

Everything that he's got, is just what he stole.

1 hour ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Reminds me of the good ol’ days:  “we slept they coach”

Yeah...this situation wouldn't have turned out the same

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

And back to stealing by morning?

Johntay Crook?

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