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3 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Johntay Crook?

Johntay Took

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  • Have the deportations started? 

  • TreatyOak
    TreatyOak

    Can someone please alert Immamac that recent site update keeps opening the Johntay Cook is Dismissed from the team thread on BurnOrange&White's computer and forcing him to post on it?  

  • Theft? At least the cops didn't have to tell him to drop it.

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Just now, MrBig said:

Johntay Took

Johntay - Booked

Just now, ztejas said:

Johntay - Booked

Johntay Cooked

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, if that were to have happened, it would have been before they took him in a sort of "full-disclosure" thing, if asked.  But I suspect absent reliance from current UW coaching, Sarkisian would not undermine a player trying to make a fresh start somewhere.

 

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

You're probably right that officially, Sark would not have undermined Cook, but it is interesting to imagine that the coaching community values their relationships with each other more than with many of the players, so perhaps there were some back-channel warnings. How else could Cook have had such a short leash of 48 hours?  

Of course, coaches are very conceited and always think they are the one who can 'fix' a certain player. 

Coaches public remarks aren’t what they are in private to colleagues or NFL scouts. 

9 hours ago, Zeus said:

Pick up a book

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9 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

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2 hours ago, markstanco said:

That was a running joke on the old site.

I remember the bit but didn't know where it came from. I thought it was in the same vein as mind-bottling.

DUMB QUESTIONS AMNESTY:
Who was that guy? What connection did he have with Antonio Brown? Same question for LeBron? Are their relationships analogous in some way to Johntay?

I don't follow much off-the-field or off-the-court stuff (on-the-court, too, for that matter), so apologies in advance for the questions. 

 

17 hours ago, Nigel Tufnel said:

Seems like he should be further along by now.  Always at the beginning of the book.

Probably rereading about the hall of costs.

15 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Yeah...this situation wouldn't have turned out the same

Yup.  Quite different.

On 2/4/2025 at 12:29 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

 

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Has anyone ever noticed that LeBron is reading the table of contents in every one of these pics?

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*Nigel Tufnel beat me by a whole damn day.

1 hour ago, Ramitin said:

Has anyone ever noticed that LeBron is reading the table of contents in every one of these pics?

Starts a lot of books . . . 

WTF - Last Chance U, in Mississippi bail his ass out and let the Lady running things straighten his ass out. Needs a new season on Netflix for Johntay. I’d watch it.

Hook’em!!

Has anyone ever noticed that LeBron is reading the table of contents in every one of these pics?

There may have been a camera in front of him. Who knows.

Jordan would have shot Malcom X then won the damn championship. 

This is his latest Instagram Stories post from 22 hours ago. It's actually a pretty normal post for Gen Z types.  Before, he was posting lots of, 'working out  w/ trainer' stories, which was smart, but now they seem less focused. I genuinely feel bad for him and I hope he turns his life around.

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1 minute ago, WineGuy69 said:

lebron is a faggot

just my opionon.

I also like hot latinas and big tits, so if you neg me, youre also ghey.

Hey look the alcholic SMU guy negged me!!!!

1 minute ago, WineGuy69 said:

Hey look the alcholic SMU guy negged me!!!!

You gonna drop a hard r in there too?

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You gonna drop a hard r in there too?

no youre white so I am confused by your bullshit....

still driving uber?

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On 2/4/2025 at 10:26 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Coaches public remarks aren’t what they are in private to colleagues or NFL scouts. 

No doubt, but I think Sark's philosophy as a recovering person means he lets Cook do what he's gonna do, mostly without interference.  By the same token if UW coaches had asked, I'd imagine he'd be honest with them.

1 minute ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Hoping the best for this fellow human being. 

Yeah, at this point he's a candidate for sympathy more than scorn.  He's not being a garden-variety asshole.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, at this point he's a candidate for sympathy more than scorn.  He's not being a garden-variety asshole.

Kinda sorta, yeah.

Like I said earlier, it seems possible (not saying probable, but...) that the right rehab system could turn his life around. Maybe not, but it would be sweet to see.

14 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I love this guy's show. 

Every time I try to listen he starts shitting on Texas and propping ou. Becomes nausiatng real quick. 

36 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I love this guy's show. 

Voice does not match the face, he sounds like he should look like Aziz Ansari.  

How are we going to replace his production in 2024? 

8 catches

137 yards
2 TDs
1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

Every time I try to listen he starts shitting on Texas and propping ou. Becomes nausiatng real quick. 

Umm, the proper selling is naustaiting 

I mean naursuating 

Maybe naursiating?

Nausiating. Yeah, thats it.

Hope this helsp!   

 

 

I'm just really, really worried that if we have to play The University of Texas Permian Basin, Johntay is going to be really motivated and deliver something like a 13 receptions, 280 yards, 3 TD performance. 

I hereby make a formal request to change the thread title to “johntay Cook dismissed from football teams”

On 2/4/2025 at 7:41 PM, Harrison Stafford said:

Bragging about high school heroics as an adult is like bragging about T-ball success as a high schooler.

George Costanza Seinfeld GIF

Hey, whoa… Time has by NO means made my unassisted triple play in fifth grade kickball any less spectacular or legendary.

5 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

Hey, whoa… Time has by NO means made my unassisted triple play in fifth grade kickball any less spectacular or legendary.

This you?

Oh, KICKball.

 

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

This you?

Oh, KICKball.

 

Mine was also at second base and would be scored the exact same way- catch, touch bag for the force then run down the base runner for the tag-out. Just far, far lower stakes and the ball was much larger… and more kicked.

5 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

Mine was also at second base and would be scored the exact same way- catch, touch bag for the force then run down the base runner for the tag-out. Just far, far lower stakes and the ball was much larger… and more kicked.

. . . and 5th grade baserunners, at least one of which had no idea of the rules and didn't even want to be out there.

How many men can claim four touchdowns in but a single game?

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

I'm just really, really worried that if we have to play The University of Texas Permian Basin, Johntay is going to be really motivated and deliver something like a 13 receptions, 280 yards, 3 TD performance. 

Jordy Cook?

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . and 5th grade baserunners, at least one of which had no idea of the rules and didn't even want to be out there.

The runner I ran down who was trying to get back to first ended up being an all-conference athlete in college. 
 

For a heavy girl, she she could freakin’ move, man.

16 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

The runner I ran down who was trying to get back to first ended up being an all-conference athlete in college. 
 

For a heavy girl, she she could freakin’ move, man.

Reminds me of when my best friend got beat in a mixed cross country event by one of our girls.  We gave him loads of shit, even though he was sick at the time.

She ended up winning state in the 800m and cross country, was an All-American and 10-time all-state, and then won a conference title at Mizzou.  OK, so it's not so bad getting beat by her.

I turned an unassisted triple play from the shortstop position in second grade peewee ball, so close to home etc.  My career has been downhill since then.   

3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

I'm just really, really worried that if we have to play The University of Texas Permian Basin, Johntay is going to be really motivated and deliver something like a 13 receptions, 280 yards, 3 TD performance. 

I don’t know about UTPB, but I have my eye on the UTRGV football roster in case a Juante Cocina shows up on the team. 

On 2/7/2025 at 12:03 PM, TreatyOak said:

I love this guy's show. 

I thought that was fozzy whitaker at first

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Johntay Cook

 
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With Micah Hudson looking more and more like he is going back to Lubbock next season do you think there is a possibility that Johntay wants to come to Aggieland? He was at Washington for a cup of coffee but Micahs departure and Johntay from Washington were about the same time. I wonder if that is in the works. Thoughts?
 

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