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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

No idea. 

Alcohol and coke seem like the most likely culprits given that he’s constantly showing his ass 

He’d be too lazy to show his ass as often as he does if he was a stoner 

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1 minute ago, MotownHorn said:

Alcohol and coke seem like the most likely culprits given that he’s constantly showing his ass 

He’d be too lazy to show his ass as often as he does if he was a stoner 

I’ve never used drugs so I’m not sure what does what, but wouldn’t meth also be possible?

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’ve never used drugs so I’m not sure what does what, but wouldn’t meth also be possible?

Yeah for sure. But that seems like more of a poor white person drug 

Have we even verified yet if any of this is true? 

11 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

Alcohol and coke seem like the most likely culprits given that he’s constantly showing his ass 

He’d be too lazy to show his ass as often as he does if he was a stoner 


Michael Irvin had a hall of fame career fueled by alcohol, coke and hookers. And he was not the exception. This is something psychological. 

you got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off offseason.

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7 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Have we even verified yet if any of this is true? 

When has that ever stopped Surly ? 

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

Johntay must be a real fuck-up.

I hope he gets his shit together while rehabilitating himself at UNT.

13 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Have we even verified yet if any of this is true? 

Tell me more about this concept of verification.

1. Never make a bet with a Sicilian when death is on the line

2. Never start a land war in Asia

3. Never sign a WR who was kicked off his previous team 

Just now, South Austin said:

Tell me more about this concept of verification.

Good call.

Who the fuck is Timothy Johnson? Verifying your sources is hard....

8 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

1. Never make a bet with a Sicilian when death is on the line

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23 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Michael Irvin had a hall of fame career fueled by alcohol, coke and hookers. And he was not the exception. This is something psychological. 

Agreed, but psych issues along with alcohol and coke would yield what we’re seeing unfold. The drugs exacerbate the underlying issue. Feel like we’re going to see this more and more with players getting the kinda money they are at that age.

46 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

Alcohol and coke seem like the most likely culprits given that he’s constantly showing his ass 

He’d be too lazy to show his ass as often as he does if he was a stoner 

The innuendos I’ve seen just make it sound like he smokes Wiz Khalifa levels of weed…going to a state where it’s legal would align with that

8 minutes ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Agreed, but psych issues along with alcohol and coke would yield what we’re seeing unfold. The drugs exacerbate the underlying issue. Feel like we’re going to see this more and more with players getting the kinda money they are at that age.

Self medicating with drugs and/or alcohol is my somewhat educated guess.

Smoking a lot of weed is nowhere near unusual in college FB so he must be super obnoxious about it

6 minutes ago, Nope said:

Smoking a lot of weed is nowhere near unusual in college FB 

especially for kickers 

11 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Maybe he’s just a fucking jerkoff…

Being a shit head or being a shit heads who also does a lot of drugs are absolutely possible as well.

1 hour ago, MotownHorn said:

Alcohol and coke seem like the most likely culprits given that he’s constantly showing his ass 

He’d be too lazy to show his ass as often as he does if he was a stoner 

He could honestly be on Fentanyl, coke, xanax, etc. If he's truly using "drugs", let's remove weed from that list. 

Whatever he's taking (allegedly) it's more than just alcohol. And apparently has a temper, too, which we all see how that works for people. 

Someone told me he's gacked up on whoop chicken

The next Agiye Hall.

 

 

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47 minutes ago, Nope said:

The innuendos I’ve seen just make it sound like he smokes Wiz Khalifa levels of weed…going to a state where it’s legal would align with that

While I’d like to think that he’s keeping it between the guardrails with just weed, I just can’t see weed being the instigator of late night ridiculous tweets and posts. True that it affects everyone differently, but in my 20 years of experience between myself or friends that partake, have never seen that kind of behavior being caused by some ganja. Bet the mortgage on some kind of stimulant likely with alcohol.

1 hour ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Feel like we’re going to see this more and more with players getting the kinda money they are at that age.

Yeah college football players never had access to drugs and alcohol in the past. 

The old white-guy energy in this thread is wild. 

Nice eval, Washington. 

Next stop, College Station.
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Yeah college football players never had access to drugs and alcohol in the past. 

The old white-guy energy in this thread is wild. 

Haha. Dude there’s a big difference in having 200K cash on top of the benefits of being a college athlete vs not having 200K. Sure there was Bosworth and countless others of the past, but cash is a requirement for having a “good” drug habit, you know.

1 minute ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

but cash is a requirement for having a “good” drug habit, you know.

It really isn't when you're a big-time college football player. And these guys have been getting thousands of dollars for decades in one form or another. You don't need 200 grand to fuck your life up with substance abuse. 

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It really isn't when you're a big-time college football player. And these guys have been getting thousands of dollars for decades in one form or another. You don't need 200 grand to fuck your life up with substance abuse. 

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1 hour ago, Roofle said:

Someone told me he's gacked up on whoop chicken

I had no clue

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Or Norman

Stimulatans, loud mouth, jack ass, WR.. 

Miami

He's not good enough, but he'd be at home.

On 1/1/2025 at 8:26 AM, TreatyOak said:

…and I hope he doesn't let his new opportunity slip through his fingers.

Too soon?

Well if Dawgman has confirmed it, it must be true.

2 hours ago, Ignatius said:

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2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

He could honestly be on Fentanyl, coke, xanax, etc. If he's truly using "drugs", let's remove weed from that list. 

Whatever he's taking (allegedly) it's more than just alcohol. And apparently has a temper, too, which we all see how that works for people. 

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47 minutes ago, Atticus said:

The first sentence is a fragment and it goes nowhere 

“Dawgman has confirmed that former Texaswide receiver,Johntay Cook, who signed with Washington in December after entering the transfer portal.”


These 9.95era who can’t write worth a damn are hilariously embarrassing. 

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I scoff at his foolishness. I've smoked a lot of dope and I've never been kicked off the team at Washington or UT.

7 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

The first sentence is a fragment and it goes nowhere 

“Dawgman has confirmed that former Texaswide receiver,Johntay Cook, who signed with Washington in December after entering the transfer portal.”


These 9.95era who can’t write worth a damn are hilariously embarrassing. 

and to think, some English teacher probably told this author that writing like this would not cut it in the real world. What a time to be alive.

5 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

I was just thinking this the other day

drug induced psychosis is common

And schizophrenia can cause pretty severe substance abuse issues.

23 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

The first sentence is a fragment and it goes nowhere 

“Dawgman has confirmed that former Texaswide receiver,Johntay Cook, who signed with Washington in December after entering the transfer portal.”


These 9.95era who can’t write worth a damn are hilariously embarrassing. 

Let's see your dog type better than that.

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2 hours ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

While I’d like to think that he’s keeping it between the guardrails with just weed, I just can’t see weed being the instigator of late night ridiculous tweets and posts. True that it affects everyone differently, but in my 20 years of experience between myself or friends that partake, have never seen that kind of behavior being caused by some ganja. Bet the mortgage on some kind of stimulant likely with alcohol.

 

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