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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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#3651
17 hours ago, The Dog said:
Congrats to all those Trump fans who fell for the most obvious scam in the history of the world.

 

Can we short it?

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#3654
20 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

 

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Is that Crayon?

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Rip Van Gomez, I guess.

#3658
5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

SIAP

The Romans predicted this 2,000 years ago

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cuban americans ....

Trump moves to end refugee resettlement and parole for Cubans, Haitians and Venezuelans https://t.co/NtmvISZBqv

 

#3659
6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

cuban americans ....

Trump moves to end refugee resettlement and parole for Cubans, Haitians and Venezuelans https://t.co/NtmvISZBqv

 

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#3661
20 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

He only won Florida by about 15 points. None of those morons give a shit. 

"Sixty-eight percent of likely Cuban Americans voters in Miami-Dade County said they would check off the name of former President Donald Trump on the ballot in November, according to the 2024 FIU Cuba Poll released today. "

https://news.fiu.edu/2024/fiu-cuba-poll-2024-cuban-american-voters-support-for-trump-at-an-all-time-high

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#3663
5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

"Sixty-eight percent of likely Cuban Americans voters in Miami-Dade County said they would check off the name of former President Donald Trump on the ballot in November, according to the 2024 FIU Cuba Poll released today. "

https://news.fiu.edu/2024/fiu-cuba-poll-2024-cuban-american-voters-support-for-trump-at-an-all-time-high

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thinking about this, cuban americans don't give a fuck about cubans on the island. they just want it all to crash so they swoop in and buy up the island 

#3664
10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

thinking about this, cuban americans don't give a fuck about cubans on the island. they just want it all to crash so they swoop in and buy up the island 

That's basically the immigrant, "fuck you I got mine" mentality.  Just like the Mexican immigrants who voted for Trump because they want to close the border now that they have their legal status.

#3665
33 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

That's basically the immigrant, "fuck you I got mine" mentality.  Just like the Mexican immigrants who voted for Trump because they want to close the border now that they have their legal status.

For now.

 

 

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#3667
2 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

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Egg prices are being pushed dramatically higher because of bird flu.  I fully expect this administration, which as you know has a stellar record of dealing with communicable diseases, to put a stop to all this bird flu-related high-priced egg nonsense posthaste.  

#3668

You also don't have to buy cage free eggs. But yeah, prices have really shot up quite a bit. The average in November was $3.65, then they went to $4.15 in December. Averages for January obviously aren't out yet, but the cheapest dozen available at our HEB is $4.71 (there's a sketchy looking option at $4.12, but they're out of stock anyway). 

#3671
1 hour ago, Goofyboy said:

Starting point?

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Bough gas today for $2.44, Eggs were $4.17, I thought I heard inflation was 2.4%

#3672
3 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Bough gas today for $2.44, Eggs were $4.17, I thought I heard inflation was 2.4%

*was

also, gas is the national average, not where you happen to gas up.

#3677
59 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Egg prices are being pushed dramatically higher because of bird flu.  I fully expect this administration, which as you know has a stellar record of dealing with communicable diseases, to put a stop to all this bird flu-related high-priced egg nonsense posthaste.  

What if the birds are in on the anti-trump conspiracies?

#3678
2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

What if the birds are in on the anti-trump conspiracies?

Well they aren’t real anyway. 

#3680
What if the birds are in on the anti-trump conspiracies?

Why would birds be anti-Trump? He is saving them from the windmills.
#3681
19 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well they aren’t real anyway. 

Truff 

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#3686
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

*was

also, gas is the national average, not where you happen to gas up.

Bullshit!  That’s just like saying global warming is true even though it’s really cold at my house right now. 

#3688
1 hour ago, troph said:

no you big dummy. egg prices are up because of wind turbines. they kill birds. chickens are birds. chickens - especially the free range ones - are flying into wind turbines at record numbers, we will stop this madness and egg prices will come down because Trump loves eggs and eggs love Trump.

Plus, all the bird eating on Tuesdays. Biden did NOTHING to stop Tuesdays when he was President.. 

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#3689
2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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#3692
4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

thinking about this, cuban americans don't give a fuck about cubans on the island. they just want it all to crash so they swoop in and buy up the island 

To be fair, I have the opinion (I could be wrong) that those who escaped or immigrated from left-wing authoritarian regimes are kind of programmed to be against what they see as the left in the U.S. because they think it is a path to authoritarianism rather than having the local knowledge that it is the right who is more prone to authoritarian tendencies/policies.    

#3694
5 minutes ago, troph said:

Fuck that ho. 

I mean Caitlyn, not you sweetheart. 
 

 

She picked a hell of a time to come to the Surl. 

#3695
10 minutes ago, Nivek said:

To be fair, I have the opinion (I could be wrong) that those who escaped or immigrated from left-wing authoritarian regimes are kind of programmed to be against what they see as the left in the U.S. because they think it is a path to authoritarianism rather than having the local knowledge that it is the right who is more prone to authoritarian tendencies/policies.    

As a general rule, Miami Cubans are utterly devoid of anything approaching self-awareness, much less cognitive dissonance. 

Example eleventy billion:

https://ncac.org/update/miami-dade-school-board-bans-book-on-cuba-from-school-libraries

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#3696
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

She picked a hell of a time to come to the Surl. 

Twitter’s too Elony, Threads is too Facebooky, and Bluesky is too nice. What’s a girl to do?

#3697
4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

She picked a hell of a time to come to the Surl. 

Well she might as well meet the degenerates Troph probably bitches about.

Good thing she got here right as Offseason starts.

Wait until she sees the football board.

Either way, welcome, bienvenido, all the good shit.

 

#3699
14 minutes ago, troph said:

Fuck that ho. 

I mean Caitlyn, not you sweetheart. 
 

 

Of course. If you were talking to me you’d have capitalized ho cause I’m nothing if not proper

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#3700
9 minutes ago, Ramblyn said:

Twitter’s too Elony, Threads is too Facebooky, and Bluesky is too nice. What’s a girl to do?

It’s nice to not be so outnumbered here. 
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