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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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#5001
7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Bibi’s Butler.

The orange shit stain has that natural standing lean forward thing going on.  It’s like he’s always prepared to cheat off somebody’s paper.

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#5002
3 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

Not exactly a leopard eating face. But close enough. Ha Ha Tesla Driver getting towed in.

I don't know, for certain, this Tesla owner voted for Trump-Musk. But, I would bet he did. And it has to be dude with a black Tesla.

Fuck Tesla, fuck anyone still with a Tesla, and fuck Musk the most. 

Adios.

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Fuck you. 

#5004
47 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Maybe they can deport the Mexicans to Gaza to build it.  Then deport them again on payday.

 

thats going to be a hell of a clean up 

#5006
39 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Are you trying to get us 9/11'd?

Because I think this might be how you get us 9/11'd.

i mean...fuck it.

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#5007
5 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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very easy to pass this one off in Wisconsin,  'head start is full black kids !!!' 

#5008
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

"Develop"

 

Trump on sending US troops to Gaza: "If it's necessary, we'll do that. We're gonna take over that piece. And we're gonna develop it."

 

 

Developer-in-chief.  Aka DIC.

#5013
Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Taking over Greenland, Canada, Mexico, and Gaza is a tough job but someone’s gotta do it

 

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#5014
Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Taking over Greenland, Canada, Mexico, and Gaza is a tough job but someone’s gotta do it

 

Which one is the 51st state?  

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#5015
2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Which one is the 51st state?  

It’s actually a two state solution

#5016
10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Taking over Greenland, Canada, Mexico, and Gaza is a tough job but someone’s gotta do it

You forgot Panama...

and most people do.

#5017
15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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We are a nation of idiots. People wanted a reality show, but didn't realize it would fuck with their reality. 

#5018
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Fucking chef's-kiss perfection.

The fact that it was not just 100% predictable, but actually predicted and they were expressly warned about it.....

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Don't worry.  Those people who are now permanently and forever displaced from Gaza can wrap themselves in the comfort of your vote for Trump or Jill Stein.

We’ll send ‘em to the bahamas! Sand, sun and water. Just like the west bank.

#5019
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

So, because Biden didn't declare war on Israel in the name of the glorious Palestine people, those voters made sure to elect a guy who....will send in US troops to occupy Gaza, supports cleansing all the Palestinians out of Gaza, and he's a real estate developer who has already talked about what great beaches Gaza has and likes the idea of "developing" the area.

"I'm so angry at you for not preventing that guy from breaking my leg that I'm going to blow my own brains out with a .45.  That'll show you!"

This planet is in a current unrestrained orgy of weaponized stupidity.

Great album title, I call dibs. 

#5020
44 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

Not exactly a leopard eating face. But close enough. Ha Ha Tesla Driver getting towed in.

I don't know, for certain, this Tesla owner voted for Trump-Musk. But, I would bet he did. And it has to be dude with a black Tesla.

Fuck Tesla, fuck anyone still with a Tesla, and fuck Musk the most. 

Adios.

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Yeah, fuck those outdated looking plastic shit buckets.  Worst cars on the road!

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#5021
7 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Great album title, I call dibs. 

Too late.  Already taken.

 

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#5022
19 minutes ago, GenXer said:

We’ll send ‘em to the bahamas! Sand, sun and water. Just like the west bank.

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#5023
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

no country is talking those refugees 

Jordan, Egypt, and Lebanon have are the gold standard at assimilating Palestinian refugees.  They would love to each take another 700K or so.  They probably put Trump up to this idea.

#5024

And as a genius, whatever you post as... what's our trade imbalance from China.  Yea, check your facts bank teller.  Look at we import for them, garbage.  I'd have liked a lot of candidates but this is common sense outside of Canada - no clue what they make we need. 

#5025
1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So now our foreign policy is designed to give Trump real estate development opportunities

It is probably also the best place for a private space port.

#5026
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

The orange shit stain has that natural standing lean forward thing going on.  It’s like he’s always prepared to cheat off somebody’s paper.

Or, look down a blouse.

#5027
4 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

Or, look down a blouse.

Or from chronically trying to see your own dong again for the last 30 years

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#5028
8 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:



P.S.: Shit on paper wealth all you want, but a vast majortiy of Elon Musk's wealth is paper, and yet he managed to buy himself a president with it. 

 

Leon has plenty of cash.... Some banks are gonna get fucked.

#5029
Are you surprised by that? Everything that orange piece of shit does is to promote his own agenda. Trump doesn't give a fuck about anyone else but Trump.

This guy gets it.
#5032
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

77 million people voted for this. 

Considering the dumbass nature of Americans as seen on tv and the internet, I would guesstimate that 20MM were votes against Kamala Harris... and another 8MM were votes against Barack Obama.

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#5034
2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Congrats on avoiding responsibility for your awful actions, which cost everybody a lot, but you even more.  You chose poorly.    

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#5035
7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Ok. Now I'm 90% certain that group was working for Trump and or Russia (is there a difference?). 

#5038

Democrats and Kamala pushed and pushed that the fate of Democracy was on the ballot.  Their response--

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They gambled it was their way or the highway.  My advice would be to pack light.

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#5041
56 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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#5042
On 2/3/2025 at 8:19 PM, Horn Dog said:

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Closed my x account. Curious what the comments were.

#5043
1 minute ago, Superhero said:

 

Closed my x account. Curious what the comments were.

I'm gonna guess there was at least one "This you?"

#5044
37 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Musk is literally stealing from babies.

Aren’t there two injunctions in place? So we’re at the stage where the administration is ignoring the courts. 

#5045
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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i mean, come on...this shit is objectively funny. 

43 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

How'd you know

I'm being DOXXED

that's the spirit!

#5046
Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

Aren’t there two injunctions in place? So we’re at the stage where the administration is ignoring the courts. 

What are the Courts going to do about it? 

Sanction him with their army?

#5047
Just now, Slacks said:

What are the Courts going to do about it? 

Sanction him with their army?

Even Nixon followed court orders. I guess we should just tell all the judges to go home then. We’ve got a king

#5048
13 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Even Nixon followed court orders. I guess we should just tell all the judges to go home then. We’ve got a king

Nixon was playing by the rules. Trump learned from Dick's lesson. Don't accept the loss. Don't even acknowledge it. And change the rules.

 

#5049
3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

The orange shit stain has that natural standing lean forward thing going on.  It’s like he’s always prepared to cheat off somebody’s paper.

isn't that major sign of dementia?

#5050
3 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

isn't that major sign of dementia?

I think you have to have a brain for that

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