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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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#5401
17 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Much of the ignorance and stupidity on display in migrant communities is rooted in white idolatry.

Your quote reminds me of this banger.

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#5402
4 hours ago, Satchel said:

Much of the ignorance and stupidity on display in migrant communities is rooted in white idolatry.

Had some travels in Central and South America...  Call someone black and they will bend over backwards to tell you why they are not... There is a heavy European idolization there when it comes to race/color.

 

Having said all of that, I believe there is one human race and we should all get in on it.

#5403
Had some travels in Central and South America...  Call someone black and they will bend over backwards to tell you why they are not... There is a heavy European idolization there when it comes to race/color.
 
Having said all of that, I believe there is one human race and we should all get in on it.

Yeah, that’s what I’d expect someone wearing gray slacks to say.
#5404
8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yeah, that’s what I’d expect someone wearing gray slacks to say.

Gray Slacks and a German Jew bloodline... My shit is fucked.

#5405
6 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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Weren't the Venezuelans the random group of migrants Trump oddly advocated for near the end of his first term?

#5406
14 hours ago, Satchel said:

Much of the ignorance and stupidity on display in migrant communities is rooted in white idolatry.

Same with the white community here.

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#5410
On 2/7/2025 at 9:15 AM, Gatorubet said:

My biggest bitch right now is that we don’t have 30 second commercials by the Democratic national party describing 20 different ways in which Trump is fucking everybody with his current policies.   The last line of each commercial is “if you had voted Democratic, your family would not be suffering like this.”

That's because the Harris campaign blew every cent of money the DNC had.  I noticed the begging emails are back now; talk about having no shame.

#5411
5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

That's because the Harris campaign blew every cent of money the DNC had.  I noticed the begging emails are back now; talk about having no shame.

thanks for destroying that woke age equals wisdom concept.

#5412
12 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

That's because the Harris campaign blew every cent of money the DNC had.  I noticed the begging emails are back now; talk about having no shame.

The texts started up last week. I don’t even read them. Just reply stop and move on. 

#5413
10 hours ago, Slacks said:

Had some travels in Central and South America...  Call someone black and they will bend over backwards to tell you why they are not... There is a heavy European idolization there when it comes to race/color.

 

Having said all of that, I believe there is one human race and we should all get in on it.

Had a Venezuelan  tell me that he was a pure blood Spaniard.    It was kind of a joke but then I realized not really.  So fucking weird.  

#5414
8 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Had a Venezuelan  tell me that he was a pure blood Spaniard.    It was kind of a joke but then I realized not really.  So fucking weird.  

It is very real. Peruvians (mainly Lima) say they speak Castillian.

Ex- MIL (Dominican) was one of those. She would iron her hair to remove any crinkles. Called any hair not straight "bad hair." my daughter with her bad ass curls brought shame to the family.

It was illegal in El Salvador until the late 1970's to enter the country if you were black. Exception made for Brazilians who could play soccer. This is still very real.

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#5415
20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The texts started up last week. I don’t even read them. Just reply stop and move on. 

Shit, I was getting emails the day after the election. 

#5416
28 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Had a Venezuelan  tell me that he was a pure blood Spaniard.

The whole "pure blood anything" doubles as "I never picked up a history book."

Unless that person is a Hapsburg, maybe. Honorary pure Spaniard, durr hurr...

#5417
23 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

It is very real. Peruvians (mainly Lima) say they speak Castillian.

Ex- MIL (Dominican) was one of those. She would iron her hair to remove any crinkles. Called any hair not straight "bad hair." my daughter with her bad ass curls brought shame to the family.

It was illegal in El Salvador until the late 1970's to enter the country if you were black. Exception made for Brazilians who could play soccer. This is still very real.

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I’ve seen that set of paintings in Monterrey, it’s kinda wild how the Spanish was already rigidly classifying all the different variations of what skin color and  station meant back then.  

#5418
57 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

thanks for destroying that woke age equals wisdom concept.

This makes no sense but what else is new?

#5419
6 minutes ago, YChang said:

I’ve seen that set of paintings in Monterrey, it’s kinda wild how the Spanish was already rigidly classifying all the different variations of what skin color and  station meant back then.  

Station less so.  The Spaniards were fairly indifferent to the class ramifications of intermarriage with natives and overall less likely to discriminate than other Europeans.  Cf. https://read.dukeupress.edu/hahr/article/64/3/477/148768/Calidad-Clase-and-Marriage-in-Colonial-Mexico-The  That may have had something to do with the Moorish invasion and occupation.

But, it only makes sense that indigenous people "conquered" by European whites would begin to associate worth with whiteness, even when whitey didn't enforce that to a great degree. 

#5420
9 minutes ago, YChang said:

I’ve seen that set of paintings in Monterrey, it’s kinda wild how the Spanish was already rigidly classifying all the different variations of what skin color and  station meant back then.  

Apparently the casta paintings were very popular with Spanish civil servants about to finish up their tours of duty in the Indies. If you're a local artist, you tune in really fast to what sells, probably knock out a few extra ready for a buyer, maybe leave the Efpañol slot blank so you can paint an actual person if asked.

In the Scruffy Parrot (first Mexican novel) the author throws in a few of these terms on occasion, even if I doubt they ever got used systematically.

#5421

It’s rare when a complete thread derail is actually educational. But I gotta admit, this one seems boring af

#5422
1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

It’s rare when a complete thread derail is actually educational. But I gotta admit, this one seems boring af

At least we are not bitching about the halftime show.

#5423
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

The whole "pure blood anything" doubles as "I never picked up a history book."

Unless that person is a Hapsburg, maybe. Honorary pure Spaniard, durr hurr...

I kind of wonder about the whole submitting your blood for testing to find out one's origins. It's a mild interest to know you national origins as a family oral history. The get that defined right down to the blood seems like a risky path long term.

Next will be a club for those who can show their blood is 90% Northern European. Maybe Elon gets into the 22 & you databank to weed out the weakling mud people and the Irish.

#5424
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

The whole "pure blood anything" doubles as "I never picked up a history book."

Unless that person is a Hapsburg, maybe. Honorary pure Spaniard, durr hurr...

Pure blood = lil incesty intermarriage = haemophilia.

#5427
11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I kind of wonder about the whole submitting your blood for testing to find out one's origins. It's a mild interest to know you national origins as a family oral history. The get that defined right down to the blood seems like a risky path long term.

Next will be a club for those who can show their blood is 90% Northern European. Maybe Elon gets into the 22 & you databank to weed out the weakling mud people and the Irish.

I bet the Venn diagram of people who think covid vaccines were a way to harvest their DNA, and people who willingly submit their DNA to a company like 23 & me to prove their whitness, is almost a perfect circle. 

#5428
On 2/8/2025 at 10:07 PM, troph said:

what demon controls you?

Based on my adolescent listening habits, it would have to be…

 

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#5429
15 minutes ago, Foosters said:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Charleston, SC - Private school parents upset that Girls in Engineering Day cancelled due to DEI EO

 

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Get back in the kitchen ladies 

How ‘bout you engineer me a sandwich!

/Trump admin

#5432
23 minutes ago, Foosters said:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Charleston, SC - Private school parents upset that Girls in Engineering Day cancelled due to DEI EO

Sucks that this is a thing, but it’s also a shit way to handle it. Just make it “Introduce a student to an engineer day” that’s open to guys also. If this event has been going on for a long time, a bunch of dudes will still view it as a girl’s event and wouldn’t attend. But even if some do, it still lets the ladies attend the event.  Don’t punish them, just pivot.

#5433
2 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Sucks that this is a thing, but it’s also a shit way to handle it. Just make it “Introduce a student to an engineer day” that’s open to guys also. If this event has been going on for a long time, a bunch of dudes will still view it as a girl’s event and wouldn’t attend. But even if some do, it still lets the ladies attend the event.  Don’t punish them, just pivot.

its an all-girls school...

#5436
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I kind of wonder about the whole submitting your blood for testing to find out one's origins. It's a mild interest to know you national origins as a family oral history. The get that defined right down to the blood seems like a risky path long term.

Next will be a club for those who can show their blood is 90% Northern European. Maybe Elon gets into the 22 & you databank to weed out the weakling mud people and the Irish.

It's all gibberish if you are trying to pin down that you're Charlemagne's saddler's 83rd cousin. It's just ballpark probabilities. If you've got the right R1B male haplogroup, and an English family name, you might be English. Or [fill in blank] with an Anglicised name. You might be Moroccan or Latvian or Turkish with a lower but still possible chance of that haplogroup, maybe dating back 10,000 years. It's all odds but never 100% certainty.

The ones that really make me groan are ads I see for "finding out your ancient tribe" where you're part Gaul or Frank or whatever. Usually people that existed in the same area and may have changed names and languages but one group is probably the ancestor of the others who came later. But yeah, you're 7% of one and 8% of the other.

tldr/everybody learn the banjo because YES you fucked your distant cousin, and will continue to do so.

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Damn English vowel shift, how you curse me from beyond the grave.

#5437
1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

It's all gibberish if you are trying to pin down that you're Charlemagne's saddler's 83rd cousin. It's just ballpark probabilities. If you've got the right R1B male haplogroup, and an English family name, you might be English. Or [fill in blank] with an Anglicised name. You might be Moroccan or Latvian or Turkish with a lower but still possible chance of that haplogroup, maybe dating back 10,000 years. It's all odds but never 100% certainty.

The ones that really make me groan are ads I see for "finding out your ancient tribe" where you're part Gaul or Frank or whatever. Usually people that existed in the same area and may have changed names and languages but one group is probably the ancestor of the others who cam later. But yeah, you're 7% of one and 8% of the other.

tldr/everybody learn the banjo because YES you fucked your distant cousin, and will continue to do so.

"Be quiet Serb", says the croat as they both sip bosnian coffee.

#5438
its an all-girls school...

So why can’t they just nix “Girls” from the title of the event and move on with it?
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#5439
58 minutes ago, Foosters said:

its an all-girls school...

All-girls schools are DEI and will be illegal soon anyway. 

#5441
2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

It is very real. Peruvians (mainly Lima) say they speak Castillian.

Ex- MIL (Dominican) was one of those. She would iron her hair to remove any crinkles. Called any hair not straight "bad hair." my daughter with her bad ass curls brought shame to the family.

It was illegal in El Salvador until the late 1970's to enter the country if you were black. Exception made for Brazilians who could play soccer. This is still very real.

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They had a great casta at the San Antonio Museum of Art in their exhibit that focused on Spanish Mexico in 1718 in 2018. I really wish that was a permanent exhibit.

San Antonio 1718: Art from Viceregal Mexico - Past Exhibition | San Antonio Museum of Art

 

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"Yo, look at what the fuck I did"

 

#5442
3 minutes ago, C-Man said:


So why can’t they just nix “Girls” from the title of the event and move on with it?

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#5443
10 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

They had a great casta at the San Antonio Museum of Art in their exhibit that focused on Spanish Mexico in 1718 in 2018. I really wish that was a permanent exhibit.

San Antonio 1718: Art from Viceregal Mexico - Past Exhibition | San Antonio Museum of Art

 

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"Yo, look at what the fuck I did"

 

I went down and saw it. Only other place I saw something as detailed and similar was in Lima. It was bad ass.

Of course, without that bitch Malinche none of that shit would have happened. Right?

#5444
29 minutes ago, C-Man said:


So why can’t they just nix “Girls” from the title of the event and move on with it?

The problem word is "engineer." There wouldn't be any problem at all if the class were an introduction to cooking and sewing.

#5445
30 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

All-girls schools are DEI and will be illegal soon anyway. 

You've got that backwards. All-girls schools will be the only option for girls.

#5446
13 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

The problem word is "engineer." There wouldn't be any problem at all if the class were an introduction to cooking and sewing.

And breeding

#5447
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

tldr/everybody learn the banjo because YES you fucked your distant cousin, and will continue to do so.

In my experience, the less distant cousins are more desirable and compliant.

Another note: Just about everyone I know has had some small percentage of Ashkenazi jew. I tip my hat to whomever that Ashkenazi was. 

#5448
15 hours ago, Slacks said:

Having said all of that, I believe there is one human race and we should all get in on it

Basically you’re wondering why we can’t all just get along

#5449
35 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

You've got that backwards. All-girls schools will be the only option for girls.

And it will stop after the 6th grade.

#5450
2 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Sucks that this is a thing, but it’s also a shit way to handle it. Just make it “Introduce a student to an engineer day” that’s open to guys also. If this event has been going on for a long time, a bunch of dudes will still view it as a girl’s event and wouldn’t attend. But even if some do, it still lets the ladies attend the event.  Don’t punish them, just pivot.

 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:


So why can’t they just nix “Girls” from the title of the event and move on with it?

I don't think this is how it's working. From other stories of funding being cut, basically it sounds like the twats are going back in time and looking at any paperwork that ever mentioned or behaved as anything that could be construed as DEI, and they're just cutting funding. I don't think the principle in this situation got a chance to amend it, or alter the program and then get approval. They're just cutting shit and making you re-apply at a later date. There's even stories of people having to go back and amend old posts/papers/applications from ever having "dei language."

They don't want these people to have a chance to pivot. 

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