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#11052
A Trump supporter married to an immigrant said she was "blindsided" by the president's immigration policies after her husband was detained by ICE https://www.huffpost.com/entry/morgan-ribvar-karimi-iran-ice-detained_n_685d69b2e4b0bd0253107774

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#11055
14 minutes ago, Chopper said:
A Trump supporter married to an immigrant said she was "blindsided" by the president's immigration policies after her husband was detained by ICE https://www.huffpost.com/entry/morgan-ribvar-karimi-iran-ice-detained_n_685d69b2e4b0bd0253107774

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We're going to have to have all sorts of different detention camps for all the various nationals that look at us side eyed.

#11056

Tommy Vietor from PSA was saying how we need to stop making fun of people who were getting their faces eaten because we are trying to build a coalition. 
 

Um.  FUCK THAT

#11059
3 hours ago, Chopper said:
A Trump supporter married to an immigrant said she was "blindsided" by the president's immigration policies after her husband was detained by ICE https://www.huffpost.com/entry/morgan-ribvar-karimi-iran-ice-detained_n_685d69b2e4b0bd0253107774

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Without looking further into the article I am gonna guess they live in Calera.

 

#11060
9 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Without looking further into the article I am gonna guess they live in Calera.

 

Is that the Tehran of Alabama?

#11061
36 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

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It's actually stolen valor. Someone else had that line before. 

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#11065

How it started…

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#11067
12 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

How it started…

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How its going..

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Last time I flew into IAH, some batshit canadian lady was on the parking shuttle with me talking about how "the librulz ruined MY country!" and how she was sooooo happy to be in Texas now. I'd bet my bottom dollar she overstayed her visa and is just like this hypocritcal (and now dead) MAGAt

#11068
1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Last time I flew into IAH, some batshit canadian lady was on the parking shuttle with me talking about how "the librulz ruined MY country!" and how she was sooooo happy to be in Texas now. I'd bet my bottom dollar she overstayed her visa and is just like this hypocritcal (and now dead) MAGAt

Joke's on her if she chooses to spend summer in Texas versus Canada.

#11069
2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

How it started…

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How its going..

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So seems like ICE actually did get a criminal this time?

#11070
2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

How it started…

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How its going..

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And he was the picture of health 

#11072
18 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Tommy Vietor from PSA was saying how we need to stop making fun of people who were getting their faces eaten because we are trying to build a coalition. 
 

Um.  FUCK THAT

To expound on this, people shouldn’t get a pass for being stupid and making stupid decisions. Not only stupid decisions, but ones that actively hurt other people. It’s not ok. They should be shamed. Maybe eventually forgiven if they change, but not just an immediate “it’s ok, you didn’t know” and now everything is good. This is serious shit. 

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#11073
15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

To expound on this, people shouldn’t get a pass for being stupid and making stupid decisions. Not only stupid decisions, but ones that actively hurt other people. It’s not ok. They should be shamed. Maybe eventually forgiven if they change, but not just an immediate “it’s ok, you didn’t know” and now everything is good. This is serious shit. 


They can only be absolved through public contrition.

1) A full unmistakable admission of their stupidity on social media

2)  Attendance at a minimum of five protests per year through 2028 carrying a sign that says

I voted for trump

I was wrong

Protest attendance must be videoed and posted to social media so that they can be reminded of it when foxnews cranks up their misinformation campaign in Sept 2026 and Sept 2028

Anything less is unacceptable and just pathetic impotent lip service. 

Here’s an acceptable submission for #1

 

 

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“I was supporting a man and a movement that dehumanizes people.”

“My vote wasn’t just a mistake, it was the ultimate betrayal of the very people that I come from.”

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#11078
5 hours ago, GenXer said:


They can only be absolved through public contrition.

1) A full unmistakable admission of their stupidity on social media

2)  Attendance at a minimum of five protests per year through 2028 carrying a sign that says

I voted for trump

I was wrong

Protest attendance must be videoed and posted to social media so that they can be reminded of it when foxnews cranks up their misinformation campaign in Sept 2026 and Sept 2028

Anything less is unacceptable and just pathetic impotent lip service. 

Here’s an acceptable submission for #1

 

 

I suggest an auto da fe.

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#11079

Why does she say that no one deserves to go through this? Clearly she does. 

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#11080
3 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Why does she say that no one deserves to go through this? Clearly she does. 

Yep.   "I enthusiastically supported making other people suffer, but only when that suffering was visited upon ME did I realize that was a shitty thing."

Yeah.  That makes you a really awful, terrible, shitty human being.  So, you are perhaps the ONLY type of person who deserves to "go through this."  "I wanted cruel and awful things for other people!  I don't deserve to go through those things myself!"  Fuck off, lady.

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#11081
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.   "I enthusiastically supported making other people suffer, but only when that suffering was visited upon ME did I realize that was a shitty thing."

Yeah.  That makes you a really awful, terrible, shitty human being.  So, you are perhaps the ONLY type of person who deserves to "go through this."  "I wanted cruel and awful things for other people!  I don't deserve to go through those things myself!"  Fuck off, lady.

She literally voted for someone who said her father was "poisoning the blood of this country."

#11082

That "fuck-off" song by the lonely island could just about almost work as a response to her.  

#11083
On 6/22/2025 at 6:37 PM, Eskimohorn said:


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Addition by subtraction. Definitely don’t have to worry about gays and immigrants in Russia

Lol, they are the immigrants. 

#11086
19 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Guy orders a $4,000 chair and ends up needing to pay $4,700 in import fees to get it. Don't know how he voted, but he was definitely listening to the wrong side when all the tariff talk was going on (https://www.reddit.com/r/UPS/comments/1lm5pvf/massive_government_fee_on_imported_item/):

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He sounds fat. Oh I need a special chair for my back pain. No you need to exercise and lose weight. 

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#11089

Let’s check in on those proactive fire prevention measures in oklahoma

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New fire prevention measures being considered based on previous recommendations from the Finns.
Make Rakes Great Again!

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Live look at gov stitt’s reaction from his farmhouse to trump administration’s denial for funding request.

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“I’m usually on the side of my state”. That’s some exemplary representation right there, folks.

And how did the people of moore oklahoma vote for their congressional representatives?


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No worries though. Moore hasn’t been hit a third time by an EF5 tornado.

 

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#11090
On 6/27/2025 at 6:45 AM, Horn Dog said:

How it started…

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meanwhile, No factory for you, Nancy, you fucking cunt\

 

Exclusive: Rep. Nancy Mace (R-South Carolina) privately asked the Trump administration to release funding for a Mercedes-Benz plant in her state, according to a letter obtained by The Washington Post. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/06/28/nancy-mace-trump-mercedes/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

 

#11092
8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

meanwhile, No factory for you, Nancy, you fucking cunt\

 

Exclusive: Rep. Nancy Mace (R-South Carolina) privately asked the Trump administration to release funding for a Mercedes-Benz plant in her state, according to a letter obtained by The Washington Post. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/06/28/nancy-mace-trump-mercedes/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

 

Evil cunt

#11093
On 6/26/2025 at 9:47 PM, royiv said:

Is that the Tehran of Alabama?

Sari Bolagh, where the new and old roads to Qom I mean Clanton cross each other.

#11094
6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

meanwhile, No factory for you, Nancy, you fucking cunt\

 

Exclusive: Rep. Nancy Mace (R-South Carolina) privately asked the Trump administration to release funding for a Mercedes-Benz plant in her state, according to a letter obtained by The Washington Post. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/06/28/nancy-mace-trump-mercedes/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

 

You don't get a Mercedes factory for your state by asking Daddy for funds, Nancy.

You get a Mercedes factory by shakin your ass like a little ho and giving Mercedes all kinds of free shit. And it works. Fob James out front shoulda told ya.

#11096
7 hours ago, GenXer said:

No worries though. Moore hasn’t been hit a third time by an EF5 tornado.

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#11097
On 6/27/2025 at 8:45 AM, Horn Dog said:

How it started…

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