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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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#11603

Union workers voted for this:

NEW: The Department of Veterans Affairs just terminated union contracts including AFL-CIO (AFGE), NAGE, NFFE, SEIU, and nursing unions NNOC and NNU. https://nurse.org/news/va-terminates-union-contracts-nurses-united/

 

#11604

More Dearborn FAFO:

Breaking News: Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Israel intends to take control of all of Gaza, bucking the Israeli military's advice and warnings that expanding operations could endanger hostages being held there and kill more Palestinian civilians. https://t.co/ezgEC5S3cQ

 

#11605
18 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

More Dearborn FAFO:

Breaking News: Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Israel intends to take control of all of Gaza, bucking the Israeli military's advice and warnings that expanding operations could endanger hostages being held there and kill more Palestinian civilians. https://t.co/ezgEC5S3cQ

 

shocker.  History is going to look back on this as a horrifying ethnic cleansing genocide and America just sat there and watched.

#11606
6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

shocker.  History is going to look back on this as a horrifying ethnic cleansing genocide and

1) America just sat there and watched.

2) America actually actively assisted.

3) American arab/palestinian voters, in an act of childish petulance, helped make the worst possible by voting for a POTUS who promised to do exactly what he's doing.

It's a real triple-decker layer of shit.  And that's without mentioning Israel's turn from "holocausts are bad" to "let's openly holocaust the fuck outta Gaza."

#11608
On 8/4/2025 at 9:16 PM, HenryJames said:
Don Bacon: "From my vantage point here in Nebraska, we're seeing a bit of a troubled economic mess. Right now it's a troubled time. In Nebraska the GDP has decreased by 6% over the last year and it's all about trade...so what I hear about weak jobs numbers, we're seeing that in Nebraska right now"

 

Don Bacon thinks he can retain his seat in Congress by being truthful and representing his district, and I just think that's the most adorable fucking thing I've ever seen.

On 8/6/2025 at 2:37 PM, The Dog said:

“Don’t make this a political post.”

TAXES ARE POLITICAL YOU STUPID BITCH

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Goddamn it's expensive to be stupid in America.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

shocker.  History is going to look back on this as a horrifying ethnic cleansing genocide and America just sat there and watched.

That's not true.  America stood up and actively assisted in this horrifying ethnic-cleansing genocide.

#11609
4 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

That's not true.  America stood up and actively assisted in this horrifying ethnic-cleansing genocide.

Well, isn’t that what the American Muslims voted for?

#11610
2 hours ago, The Dog said:

Union workers voted for this:

NEW: The Department of Veterans Affairs just terminated union contracts including AFL-CIO (AFGE), NAGE, NFFE, SEIU, and nursing unions NNOC and NNU. https://nurse.org/news/va-terminates-union-contracts-nurses-united/

 

“Look for - the Union Label…”

#11611
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well, isn’t that what the American Muslims voted for?

some for sure.  I don’t know the 2020 versus 2024 demographic data.

#11612
17 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Don Bacon thinks he can retain his seat in Congress by being truthful and representing his district, and I just think that's the most adorable fucking thing I've ever seen.

Bacon is retiring.

#11614
2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

shocker.  History is going to look back on this as a horrifying ethnic cleansing genocide and America just sat there and watched.

Are you kidding? America voted for it. 

#11615
shocker.  History is going to look back on this as a horrifying ethnic cleansing genocide and America just sat there and watched.

The good news is there isn’t going to be any history. That is book learning for woke homos. The only history we need is in the Bible and on the back of my Donald Trump commemorative plate.
#11616
21 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Definitely not off-topic when the moron put Trump hats and visors in the pictures of animals he killed.

We should find a way to get this particular Cape Buffalo sponsored by this website. 

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#11618

Anyone got a photo of the buffalo posing over Asher? 

#11619

9 figures worth of federal funding for i35 cap and stitch through downtown just went buh bye. While it certainly hits blue Austin it impacts the entire state. 

#11621
9 figures worth of federal funding for i35 cap and stitch through downtown just went buh bye. While it certainly hits blue Austin it impacts the entire state. 

Wait, wat?
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#11626

All these dipshits who voted because unisex restrooms scared them and immigrants taking jobs they wouldn't ever do are finding out that the piece of shits don't give a fuck about them.

Fuck off, you enabled these cumstains to fuck America.

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#11629
7 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Lmgdao. I love this shit. What does it currently look like ?

Between 51st and 45th on the southbound frontage road they bulldozed half a dozen businesses and set up a huge staging area for equipment over the past 3-4 months or so. No idea what’s gonna happen now. 

#11631
1 minute ago, UrbanAchiever said:

It'll get built still. It'll just be on the '26 bond ballot.

Yay, more transportation bonds to add to the never ending affordable housing/help the homeless bond and help AISD bond because the state rapes 1/2 of the AISD tax revenue to pay for the rest of Texas' bullshit.

#11632
8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Between 51st and 45th on the southbound frontage road they bulldozed half a dozen businesses and set up a huge staging area for equipment over the past 3-4 months or so. No idea what’s gonna happen now. 

Welcome to the homeless camp center of Austin. Glad i dont live in the area. 

#11636
2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Probably. The cap is supposed to be like riverside to 12th or so right?

fuck no. Possible City caps (that won't ever be built) would go from Cesar to 7th, 11th to 12th and near Airpot Blvd. They settled on trying to do Cesar to 4th and 11th to 12th IIRC but there is just no way the city could afford the 50 million a year to maintain those things.

The UT cap which will happen is from MLK to Dean Keaton.

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#11637

Owner of Trump Burger in Houston gets arrested by ICE. Oopsie daisy

And that's what these idiots don't understand...putting on a MAGA hat doesn't make them part of the club. MAGA will happily take their money and their support and then turn around and fuck them ASAP

HOUSTON: “The owner of Trump Burger arrested by ICE and now faces deportation.” (H/T @patriottakes.bsky.social )

#11638
6 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

Owner of Trump Burger in Houston gets arrested by ICE. Oopsie daisy

And that's what these idiots don't understand...putting on a MAGA hat doesn't make them part of the club. MAGA will happily take their money and their support and then turn around and fuck them ASAP

HOUSTON: “The owner of Trump Burger arrested by ICE and now faces deportation.” (H/T @patriottakes.bsky.social )


This is the best thing I've read this year.  Dumbass hopefully learned a lesson.

Here's the Chronicle story:

https://www.chron.com/food/article/trump-burger-beainy-ice-immigration-20807205.php

 

 

#11640
2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Between 51st and 45th on the southbound frontage road they bulldozed half a dozen businesses and set up a huge staging area for equipment over the past 3-4 months or so. No idea what’s gonna happen now. 

Someone is going to make a fortune off grifting opportunities, that's what's gonna happen now.

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#11645
4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Between 51st and 45th on the southbound frontage road they bulldozed half a dozen businesses and set up a huge staging area for equipment over the past 3-4 months or so. No idea what’s gonna happen now. 

The bulldozed business and the staged equipment has nothing to do with caps. That's there for the state's plan to widen 35 in central Austin. Those enclosed staging areas for the drain into the new tunnel that's going under 35 and Cesar to drain into the Colorado. None if it has anything do with the cap program.

#11646
7 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Welcome to the homeless camp center of Austin. Glad i dont live in the area. 

Yet.

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#11650
A Latino couple, both U.S. citizens, who voted for Trump twice now regret it after being stopped and searched by Border Patrol agents:“I feel shame, guilt, and anger at the same time.”

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