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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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#13354

There should be a carve out to include prepared foods from grocery stores. Those rotisserie chickens live a sad, terrible life and shouldn't be thrown out. Buy some tortillas and some Julio's serrano style and call it a night. Less money spent onheating up stoves and at home preparation.

  

#13356
6 hours ago, mchookem said:

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He straight up calls them fools time and time again, uneducated fools that signed up for getting fucked over, and yet, they continue to smack the button for him reflexively.  They've always projected their own ideology over whatever he says, so that what vomits from his mouth doesn't matter anyways.  He is absolutely 1000% right.  

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#13357

 

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Chaser:

Jews, no one is coming to our rescue. Buy guns.Buy ammo.Train.Carry.Do it now. https://t.co/tq8ArLN4d0

First they came for the trans people and the immigrants and I said nothing…

#13358
On 10/31/2025 at 6:51 PM, StassneyHorn said:

There should be a carve out to include prepared foods from grocery stores. Those rotisserie chickens live a sad, terrible life and shouldn't be thrown out. Buy some tortillas and some Julio's serrano style and call it a night. Less money spent onheating up stoves and at home preparation.

  

For a total nutcase, every now and then you get something right.

#13360
1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

For a total nutcase, every now and then you get something right.

You think I’m a nutcase because I refuse to call grown ass men in women’s clothing, females, and believe they were the deciding factor in the upper Midwest states.

That is your problem with me. I’m fine with that.

#13361
5 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

You think I’m a nutcase because I refuse to call grown ass men in women’s clothing, females, and believe they were the deciding factor in the upper Midwest states.

That is your problem with me. I’m fine with that.

I had zero idea or care about what your thoughts on trans issues in the Midwest were.  That's why you're a nutcase.

You aren't that important.

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#13363
3 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

You had zero idea or care yet you have made multiple posts about it.  
 

Sure Jan 

Really?  I don't recall a single one.

Nutcase.

Edited by Fudge Nuggets

#13365
11 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

You think I’m a nutcase because I refuse to call grown ass men in women’s clothing, females, and believe they were the deciding factor in the upper Midwest states

No, no one thinks you’re a nut case because of that. No one really cares what you think about it. Like at all

#13368
4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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What's the story here?

Because that's the least hateable pic I've ever seen of this guy.

#13369
2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

What's the story here?

Because that's the least hateable pic I've ever seen of this guy.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Vivek Ramaswamy finds out the hard way that he will never be accepted by Conservatives with MAGA making it known to him very clearly on his Halloween post

#13370
2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

What's the story here?

Because that's the least hateable pic I've ever seen of this guy.

He's referring to the abuse Vivek is getting from MAGA for being nonwhite most likely.

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#13372
9 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Dinesh.  You absolute fucking idiot.  And Vivek too.

You stood among the xenophobic haters, and shouted "I'm one of you!" for years.  And like a fool, you thought you were.  

You never were.  You never will be.  You were a useful idiot for them, until you were no longer useful.  They were always going to turn on you.  Always.  We told you.  You didn't listen.  Idiots like you never do.  You sold your soul....to and for a group that literally hates you.  How pathetic and stupid.

#13373
14 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

You think I’m a nutcase because I refuse to call grown ass men in women’s clothing, females, and believe they were the deciding factor in the upper Midwest states.

That is your problem with me. I’m fine with that.

Yes, because the real issues impacting America are not the wealth disparity, poor health, absurd health care costs, mediocre education, and rampant gun violence, but rather that somewhere there is a trans person.  You are the type of asshole that believed that gimp in a wheelchair who told people schools were forcing kids to have sex change operations on whims.  

#13376

That’s at least the second person claiming to have been laid off after 30 or more years in IT. Shouldn’t someone with that profile have a ton of money? Or at least enough to use their own bootstraps and not be begging for help on day one?

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#13377
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Shouldn’t someone with that profile have a ton of money?

Right. Dude should have a bunch of money stashed away. It’s weird that a Trump supporter would not make the responsible, forward-thinking choice. 

#13378
5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s at least the second person claiming to have been laid off after 30 or more years in IT. Shouldn’t someone with that profile have a ton of money? Or at least enough to use their own bootstraps and not be begging for help on day one?

If they were self-sufficient, they wouldn't be voting for republicans.

#13379
Just now, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

If they were self-sufficient, they wouldn't be voting for republicans.

But it’s the democrats that give away free shit!!!

#13380
33 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Yes, because the real issues impacting America are not the wealth disparity, poor health, absurd health care costs, mediocre education, and rampant gun violence, but rather that somewhere there is a trans person.  You are the type of asshole that believed that gimp in a wheelchair who told people schools were forcing kids to have sex change operations on whims.  

I agree wholeheartedly those are the most pressing issues. The voters decided very differently.

#13381
37 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dinesh.  You absolute fucking idiot.  And Vivek too.

You stood among the xenophobic haters, and shouted "I'm one of you!" for years.  And like a fool, you thought you were.  

You never were.  You never will be.  You were a useful idiot for them, until you were no longer useful.  They were always going to turn on you.  Always.  We told you.  You didn't listen.  Idiots like you never do.  You sold your soul....to and for a group that literally hates you.  How pathetic and stupid.

How many years did it take for you to realize that?

#13382
11 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

How many years did it take for you to realize that?

More than it should have.

But not that long, all things considered.  When I was a baby lawyer, at a small private fundraiser for a hispanic republican judicial appointee, and I heard the speakers (including Rick Perry) say all the fucking dog whistles, I came back to the office and told the senior partner I worked with about it.  Without saying these exact words, he pretty much said "yeah....that's why I sent you there."  It worked.

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#13384
15 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

You think I’m a nutcase because I refuse to call grown ass men in women’s clothing, females, and believe they were the deciding factor in the upper Midwest states.

That is your problem with me. I’m fine with that.

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#13386

Paying a reasonable price to enjoy a tasty, satisfying breakfast in a pleasant cafe to own the libs. 

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#13387
Yes, because the real issues impacting America are not the wealth disparity, poor health, absurd health care costs, mediocre education, and rampant gun violence, but rather that somewhere there is a trans person.  You are the type of asshole that believed that gimp in a wheelchair who told people schools were forcing kids to have sex change operations on whims.  

Stassney worries about schools catering to Furries. It keeps them up at night. Their pronouns “They/Them” because I dont have to refer to it as a “he/him” in keeping with Stassneys ethos.
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#13388
7 minutes ago, safe sex said:

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Imagine being this loser.

What makes a coffee shop transgender?  Like....you order a coffee, but it identifies as tea?  I don't get it.

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#13389
12 minutes ago, safe sex said:

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Imagine being this loser.

His desktop is reason enough to want him dead. Think about the untethered brain that sees that all day and allows it to remain. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

#13390
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

His desktop is reason enough to want him dead. 

Yeah, but see, each one of those files is labeled something like "Work stuff 9," except it's not work stuff, the number is the age of the subjects of the kiddie porn he has stored there.  Super clever to name it "work stuff," though....the cops will never think of looking there.

#13391
10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, but see, each one of those files is labeled something like "Work stuff 9," except it's not work stuff, the number is the age of the subjects of the kiddie porn he has stored there.  Super clever to name it "work stuff," though....the cops will never think of looking there.

New Folder>New Folder>New Folder>New Folder>Midget Porn

#13393
21 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Stassney worries about schools catering to Furries. It keeps them up at night. Their pronouns “They/Them” because I dont have to refer to it as a “he/him” in keeping with Stassneys ethos.

Not at all, reading comprehension helps.

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

His desktop is reason enough to want him dead. Think about the untethered brain that sees that all day and allows it to remain. 

Onedrive is hard!!!!

#13394
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s at least the second person claiming to have been laid off after 30 or more years in IT. Shouldn’t someone with that profile have a ton of money? Or at least enough to use their own bootstraps and not be begging for help on day one?

We have a bunch of IT guys that have been around forever and can barely install a printer. I suspect those facts are related. I doubt they're raking in the coin. Not everyone is a ringer.

#13395
2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

New Folder>New Folder>New Folder>New Folder>Midget Porn

My folder "Tax Docs" could win the Nobel Prize for "big naturals MILF" searches.

Edited by TexArcher

#13396
59 minutes ago, safe sex said:

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Imagine being this loser.

"If they knew that I wanted to erase them from existence, they'd happily see me killed."

Uh, yeah. That's kinda how this shit works

#13398
49 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, but see, each one of those files is labeled something like "Work stuff 9," except it's not work stuff, the number is the age of the subjects of the kiddie porn he has stored there.  Super clever to name it "work stuff," though....the cops will never think of looking there.

First guy I ever had to fire literally had a folder on his work laptop titled "(Employee's) Porn." And it was. Called IT, HR, and the managing partner in before it was opened.

#13400
1 hour ago, safe sex said:

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Imagine being this loser.

Holy shit - That fucking desktop! He's a fucking monster before I even read his post.

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