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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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I absolutely love this board nowadays. I used to avoid it, but I can't stay away.

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52 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

Closed my x account. Curious what the comments were.

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Just about as you might expect

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

From the Lazy River to the Seafood Buffett.   Congrats to the idiots who protest voted for Trump.  Enjoy!

27 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said:

I absolutely love this board nowadays. I used to avoid it, but I can't stay away.

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Trump really thinks the Gaza "Strip" is like the Las Vegas Strip.  I'm not even kidding.

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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Just about as you might expect

God dammit that’s another fucking cheetah 

10 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

This is just insanity.  He is so far in over his head it's comical.  Except that it's not..

He's standing on our shoulders

7 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Democrats fail to teach idiots common sense. 

Best synopsis of the election I have seen yet

6 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

Closed my x account. Curious what the comments were.

Pretty brutal, but (no offense) I don’t run a copy/paste service for people who allow MAGA to take possession of the public square.

want to see the discourse? Go and see.

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6 hours ago, Slacks said:

I'm gonna guess there was at least one "This you?"

Many. 
And she’s reacting about how you would expect. 

7 hours ago, The Dog said:

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Occupying territory in the Holy Land? What could go wrong?

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We really haven't kicked people off thier land for quite awhile. Maybe those days were when America was great?

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From the same people obsessing about our involvement in Ukraine over the past two years.

This one doesn’t meddle with Russian interest so they are all on board.   Bonus they get to spreadem and let trump take a bunch of their money.  

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Has anyone, in the national press, called this what it is?

The NYT, CNN, etc should all have in the biggest banner headlines they can run:

TRUMP PLAN FOR GAZA: ETHNIC CLEANSING”

Our press is weak. The opposition is pathetic. We are a frivolous and depraved country. 

16 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

This one doesn’t meddle with Russian interest so they are all on board.   Bonus they get to spreadem and let trump take a bunch of their money.  

Not only does it not meddle with Russian interests, it totally aligns with them. Putin would love nothing more than to see the U.S. get tangled up in a divisive conflict in the Middle East. Well, except for seeing us destroy NATO and cede Ukraine to him, of course. But Trump will probably attempt that too. 

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9 hours ago, The Dog said:

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Lmao these idiots hear "strip" and think Vegas. Good lord we're gonna end up with Biff's Pleasure Palace aren't we?

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9 hours ago, The Dog said:

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The guy scores 100 points in a game and he thinks he's an expert in foreign affairs.

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Pretty brutal, but (no offense) I don’t run a copy/paste service for people who allow MAGA to take possession of the public square.

want to see the discourse? Go and see.

Son if you weren't all ate up with the DEI Woke Mind Virus, you'd know to say "With all due respect."

39 minutes ago, softlynow said:

Has anyone, in the national press, called this what it is?

The NYT, CNN, etc should all have in the biggest banner headlines they can run:

TRUMP PLAN FOR GAZA: ETHNIC CLEANSING”

Our press is weak. The opposition is pathetic. We are a frivolous and depraved country. 

The press is getting exactly what they want since Inauguration Day. They had 4 years to do something. 

12 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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Drank "raw milk," hmm? Maybe. But it kinda looks like "Shh, Daddy's got a headache" to me.

1 hour ago, softlynow said:

Has anyone, in the national press, called this what it is?

The NYT, CNN, etc should all have in the biggest banner headlines they can run:

TRUMP PLAN FOR GAZA: ETHNIC CLEANSING”

Our press is weak. The opposition is pathetic. We are a frivolous and depraved country. 

You’re absolutely correct but the press has been lining up to pay Trump (personally) literal millions for the pleasure of not giving him unfavorable headlines. 

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This entire thing reminds me of those Fyre Fest documentaries, and magats are showing up to the empty island going "the fukk?" 

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

This entire thing reminds me of those Fyre Fest documentaries, and magats are showing up to the empty island going "the fukk?" 

And all the MAGA rubes are Andy.

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11 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Democrats fail to teach idiots common sense. 

Not allowed in the curriculum.  We need to teach about donkey dicks and their big loads (Ezekiel 23:20)

Aren’t there two injunctions in place? So we’re at the stage where the administration is ignoring the courts. 

Cool cool.
Even Nixon followed court orders. I guess we should just tell all the judges to go home then. We’ve got a king

The judges themselves said so.
8 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Not allowed in the curriculum.  We need to teach about donkey dicks and their big loads (Ezekiel 23:20)

Actually, the text reflects that the dicks are like those of donkeys, but the loads are like those of horses.  Get it right, scripture is important.


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Anyone else here remember how it worked out when Reagan parked a lot of our Marines between two warring factions in Lebanon? No?

Cool, cool.

I try to jack a jack every time I encounter one. A pious life is hard, but not as hard as that goddamn donkey dick. 

 

 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

The guy scores 100 points in a game and he thinks he's an expert in foreign affairs.

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15 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Are you trying to get us 9/11'd?

Because I think this might be how you get us 9/11'd.

Can you imagine what the terrorists are thinking?  Meanwhile, we load up our FBI and CIA with unqualified toadies.

1 minute ago, abuelo gringo said:

Can you imagine what the terrorists are thinking?  Meanwhile, we load up our FBI and CIA with unqualified toadies.

That's all okay.  Sure, our intelligence apparatus will be crippled because anyone with experience and connections to assets in the field will be run off and replaced by toadies loyal to the regime who devote all of their efforts to seeking intelligence that serves Trump's personal financial interests....and that may seem bad, but have no fear.  We have many loyal allies who gather good intelligence, and they will surely share that with us because the US has demonstrated that it is a good, loyal, and trustworthy friend.

See, it's all good.

16 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Again, you are judging this based on what you are looking for out of life and not what THEY are looking for. For example, Elon has all the money he could ever want and cannot buy cool and acceptance, and he desperately wants to be cool and accepted. He even paid guys to play a video game for him so that he could be ranked number one in the world and that backfired on him too. He cannot buy what comes naturally to me and you. Trump will fail at what he wants to be just like Elon, and in their efforts to reach their goals they are going to bring down both their empires. Financially they will be ok, but that's not what failure looks like for them.

Man, I've been saying this for years.

 

Related, I feel like it dawned on me not so long ago I was cheering for the wrong people in Revenge of the Nerds.

14 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Taking over Greenland, Canada, Mexico, and Gaza is a tough job but someone’s gotta do it

Lest we forget

 

 

31 minutes ago, abuelo gringo said:

Can you imagine what the terrorists are thinking?  Meanwhile, we load up our FBI and CIA with unqualified toadies.

They're probably pretty psyched about getting pardons, idk

22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That's all okay.  Sure, our intelligence apparatus will be crippled because anyone with experience and connections to assets in the field will be run off and replaced by toadies loyal to the regime who devote all of their efforts to seeking intelligence that serves Trump's personal financial interests....and that may seem bad, but have no fear.  We have many loyal allies who gather good intelligence, and they will surely share that with us because the US has demonstrated that it is a good, loyal, and trustworthy friend.

See, it's all good.

You see, we will just have to turn to our closest ally, the Russian Federation to supply us with intelligence meanwhile we in exchange become their military apparatus in our newly formed Federations United Citizens Kingdom.    Where Trump and Putin can serve as the two kings with close support by the Ephors of Musk, Zuck, Jamie Dimon, Alisher Usmanov, and Sergey Chemezov.  

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Is that George Santos?

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Actually, the text reflects that the dicks are like those of donkeys, but the loads are like those of horses.  Get it right, scripture is important.

Was the talking donkey the Ezekiel big dick donkey or was that another big dick donkey? I get my biblical massive hogs mixed up.

 

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

Was the talking donkey the Ezekiel big dick donkey or was that another big dick donkey? I get my biblical massive hogs mixed up.

 

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On a personal level, my parents just fucked around and found out. The continued support of an obvious racist is just too much, even if they aren't openly espousing those views in front of me. I don't want my mixed-race kids around them until they do some serious soul-searching, and I told them as much. 

It fucking sucks, but pretending everything was ok and ignoring the state of the world when they were around was not going to be sustainable. 

23 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Was the talking donkey the Ezekiel big dick donkey or was that another big dick donkey? I get my biblical massive hogs mixed up.

 

The band names are glorious:
Biblical Massive Hog.

Pious Donkey Dong

Unholy Horse Loads

Ezekiel's Equine Members

Or maybe you just keep it simple and go

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11 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Is the Dearborn Caucus the dumbest and most gullible voting bloc in America?  I know that's a very high bar to clear but are they?

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5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

"I don't want to make this political..." Best line. What do you think this is all about? He USED YOU.

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