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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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1 hour ago, hookem2010 said:

On a personal level, my parents just fucked around and found out. The continued support of an obvious racist is just too much, even if they aren't openly espousing those views in front of me. I don't want my mixed-race kids around them until they do some serious soul-searching, and I told them as much. 

It fucking sucks, but pretending everything was ok and ignoring the state of the world when they were around was not going to be sustainable. 

Same.  

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1 hour ago, hookem2010 said:

On a personal level, my parents just fucked around and found out. The continued support of an obvious racist is just too much, even if they aren't openly espousing those views in front of me. I don't want my mixed-race kids around them until they do some serious soul-searching, and I told them as much. 

It fucking sucks, but pretending everything was ok and ignoring the state of the world when they were around was not going to be sustainable. 

This is happening a lot across the country and you're doing the right thing.  These fucking Trumptards will say 'it's just political differences' while supporting (or outright saying) vile, nasty, horrible things all over the place.  Their brains are broken and they think this shit is somehow normal and OK because the only media they consume is right wing media that tells them they are right.

I'm low contact with my parents already but it won't take much more out of either one of them for me to permanently cut them off.

1 hour ago, hookem2010 said:

On a personal level, my parents just fucked around and found out. The continued support of an obvious racist is just too much, even if they aren't openly espousing those views in front of me. I don't want my mixed-race kids around them until they do some serious soul-searching, and I told them as much. 

It fucking sucks, but pretending everything was ok and ignoring the state of the world when they were around was not going to be sustainable. 

TV personality cult >>> Family   Happening to me as well.   Maybe I will visit so the kids get to see them.  

 

2 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

On a personal level, my parents just fucked around and found out. The continued support of an obvious racist is just too much, even if they aren't openly espousing those views in front of me. I don't want my mixed-race kids around them until they do some serious soul-searching, and I told them as much. 

It fucking sucks, but pretending everything was ok and ignoring the state of the world when they were around was not going to be sustainable. 

 

10 minutes ago, Nivek said:

TV personality cult >>> Family   Happening to me as well.   Maybe I will visit so the kids get to see them.  

 

Not to sound morbid, but to anyone on this thread going through some version of this, how have they reacted? Like, in the moment?

11 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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"This person should be forced to rent to me despite disagreeing with my worldview" sounds like some forced DEI bullshit to me. I thought our new laws didn't legally support forced inclusion?

Also, I'd love to know of an instance for responding to a question with "depends" ever resulted in positive results or impressions. 

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The correct course of action was to set up a small meth lab in the crawl space and then call the cops on him a couple weeks into his lease. 

14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Not to sound morbid, but to anyone on this thread going through some version of this, how have they reacted? Like, in the moment?

Well in my case, my parents are in the valley for a while, although they normally live half an hour away. So this all took place over email so I could compose and organize my thoughts, with citations.

My father responded that he gave money to a candidate for the first time in his life to Haley and voted for her in the primary. He also put on his Anastasis hat and said he hated the far right as much as the far left, and that we need to have faith that our checks and balances will prevails.

I'm sure my mother is still crying.

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4 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

Well in my case, my parents are in the valley for a while, although they normally live half an hour away. So this all took place over email so I could compose and organize my thoughts, with citations.

My father responded that he gave money to a candidate for the first time in his life to Haley and voted for her in the primary. He also put on his Anastasis hat and said he hated the far right as much as the far left, and that we need to have faith that our checks and balances will prevails.

I'm sure my mother is still crying.

If that was me in the situation, reading that hand waving away response, my resolve would just strengthen. 

Thanks for sharing. 

24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:


Also, I'd love to know of an instance for responding to a question with "depends" ever resulted in positive results or impressions. 

“What should I do to keep grandpa from shitting the bed?”

 

1 minute ago, GenXer said:

“What should I do to keep grandpa from shitting the bed?”

 

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I cut my family out in the middle of Bidens term. They were already insufferable assholes, but their non stop spewing of hate and ignorance was too much. 

I wasted too much time on trying to share actual reality, but their only response would be personal attacks aimed at me. I get pissed off just typing this. 

They can wallow in their misery without me.

Also had to cut out a friend for his maga shit. Gave him a second chance, asked how he was doing.

His response, "Great now that we have our country back;"

Blocked and forgotten 

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:



Also, I'd love to know of an instance for responding to a question with "depends" ever resulted in positive results or impressions. 

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Interesting to read about the family issues. I've never been close to mine, but the distance has grown recently. They've changed significantly over the past 8 years. I'd prefer they stay in our lives to an extent for the kids, but my view of them is not what it used to be. I can't take them seriously anymore and I don't want my kids around the bullshit.

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Trump: you fucked up, you trusted me… 

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

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Went to go find that tweet and see the reaction and happened to stumble on this gem, got a solid chuckle:

 

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Lotta long car trips/bus rides in Joe Biggs future I suppose. Wonder if he thinks it was worth it?

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The wife of a guy I work with has a pretty high job with USAID. She only has to go into the office a few times a month, which is good because they live about 2 1/2 hours from the office.  Even though she teleworks most of the month, she gets DC locality pay. She's been put on admin leave.  If she keeps her position, she's been told that she will have to be in the office 5 days a week.  They are both apparently pretty upset and don't know what they are going to do.  Not sure how she voted, but I found out today that he voted for Trump.

1 hour ago, Colonel Sanders said:

The wife of a guy I work with has a pretty high job with USAID. She only has to go into the office a few times a month, which is good because they live about 2 1/2 hours from the office.  Even though she teleworks most of the month, she gets DC locality pay. She's been put on admin leave.  If she keeps her position, she's been told that she will have to be in the office 5 days a week.  They are both apparently pretty upset and don't know what they are going to do.  Not sure how she voted, but I found out today that he voted for Trump.

Nom, nom, nom

1 hour ago, Colonel Sanders said:

The wife of a guy I work with has a pretty high job with USAID. She only has to go into the office a few times a month, which is good because they live about 2 1/2 hours from the office.  Even though she teleworks most of the month, she gets DC locality pay. She's been put on admin leave.  If she keeps her position, she's been told that she will have to be in the office 5 days a week.  They are both apparently pretty upset and don't know what they are going to do.  Not sure how she voted, but I found out today that he voted for Trump.

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1 hour ago, Colonel Sanders said:

The wife of a guy I work with has a pretty high job with USAID. She only has to go into the office a few times a month, which is good because they live about 2 1/2 hours from the office.  Even though she teleworks most of the month, she gets DC locality pay. She's been put on admin leave.  If she keeps her position, she's been told that she will have to be in the office 5 days a week.  They are both apparently pretty upset and don't know what they are going to do.  Not sure how she voted, but I found out today that he voted for Trump.

 

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21 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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his not voting for Harris because Gaza was a cover for not voting for her because he's a sexist POS. 

 

 

4 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

The wife of a guy I work with has a pretty high job with USAID. She only has to go into the office a few times a month, which is good because they live about 2 1/2 hours from the office.  Even though she teleworks most of the month, she gets DC locality pay. She's been put on admin leave.  If she keeps her position, she's been told that she will have to be in the office 5 days a week.  They are both apparently pretty upset and don't know what they are going to do.  Not sure how she voted, but I found out today that he voted for Trump.

She will be fine. She will get a job with a Beltway consortium, become a lobbyist, and basically do fuck all.

 

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Walking through HEB today. Old codger in his chair is pissed there is no ice cream. He is wearing a MAGA hat.

Yep I said, supply chain and all that.

"dammit, just get ready to pay more for groceries" he says, tossing in some hungry man beef with glue whatever into his cart.

I could not help myself. "Yep, thanks Trump." I got the glare. I loved it.

Oh, and later on saw him walking out to his car. No handicap. Just fat as fuck and lazy.

13 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Drank "raw milk," hmm? Maybe. But it kinda looks like "Shh, Daddy's got a headache" to me.

Hopefully it's from violent retching and bloody flux.

7 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

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"Would any of these dates work?"  and he listed one date?

8 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

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13 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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Fuck yeah, one of my posts on bluesky made it all the way to surly. I feel famous.

The wife of a guy I work with has a pretty high job with USAID. She only has to go into the office a few times a month, which is good because they live about 2 1/2 hours from the office.  Even though she teleworks most of the month, she gets DC locality pay. She's been put on admin leave.  If she keeps her position, she's been told that she will have to be in the office 5 days a week.  They are both apparently pretty upset and don't know what they are going to do.  Not sure how she voted, but I found out today that he voted for Trump.


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2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck yeah, one of my posts on bluesky made it all the way to surly. I feel famous.

what's up angrygrrrl1111!

11 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Is the Dearborn Caucus the dumbest and most gullible voting bloc in America?  I know that's a very high bar to clear but are they?

Yes. They are an insanely dumb lot of people. I think that they should be shipped to Gaza and the families that have been displaced by this war should get to take their place. 

10 hours ago, Underdog said:

Trump: you fucked up, you trusted me… 

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every country and anyone that can draw a breath knows that donald trump's word is pure garbage 

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9 hours ago, Satchel said:

Arab Butter Biscuits. Who knew?

 

Michigan’s Arab American community offers muted response to Trump’s Gaza takeover plan

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Clearing things up this morning.  Going to develop "from the river to the sea."

 

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Two days out from being 3 months since this thread was started and 103 104 pages thus far. What a mad mad mad world.

 

 

Also: I noticed that Jared Kushner had commented on the development of Gaza over a year ago (since of course he's a real estate guy) and so nothing to see here, nothing to see....

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Is he saying Chuck Shumer is going to be resettled?

On 2/4/2025 at 6:21 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

"Develop"

 

 

 

He expresses himself so well. 

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6 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

SIAP but add another to the pile, also all out of prayers to give 

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How fucked up is your worldview when the criterion you apply to evaluate a public service is “Does it turn a profit?”

What I would like to know for every undocumented person or revoked documented person arrested and sent out of the country, how many legal (voting)family members remain?

I would assume that having your spouse or parent or grandparent or close neighbor arrested and removed is going to be a major motivator in future elections.    I would love to know how many people this affects. Many of these cultures have familial relationships that are larger and those relationships closer and more intertwined than how we view our nuclear families. 

Are any of the illegals that have been arrested and detainee white? Curious minds want to know. 

27 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

SIAP but add another to the pile, also all out of prayers to give 

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Leopards will prey

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