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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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21 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

What I would like to know for every undocumented person or revoked documented person arrested and sent out of the country, how many legal (voting)family members remain?

I would assume that having your spouse or parent or grandparent or close neighbor arrested and removed is going to be a major motivator in future elections.    I would love to know how many people this affects. Many of these cultures have familial relationships that are larger and those relationships closer and more intertwined than how we view our nuclear families. 

They're increasing the ratio of whites to mud people. I'm guessing it's a winning move on its own if he can deport even a fair fraction of his goal. I'm also guessing many non-white immigrants will re-immigrate somewhere else. Canada may benefit from a person of color brain drain of this stinking country.

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20 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

 

I would assume that having your spouse or parent or grandparent or close neighbor arrested and removed is going to be a major motivator in future elections.    

What we’ve all failed to fully comprehend is that the American electorate is immeasurably stupid. This stupidity is fueled by news-infotainment that is mindlessly consumed by millions; it’s the default tv channel. A poster upthread said foxnews was on when they got out of surgery. I see it in hotel common areas all the time.

Come Sept 2026, the infotainment will be some wag the dog caravan, fentanyl, criminal illegal immigrant bullshit to rile up the fear in the stupids’ lizard brains. And they’ll forget all about the pardons of the J6 insurrectionists, the gaza riviera, the deportations of working people. They’ve run the same playbook for decades. And it’ll work.

2 minutes ago, GenXer said:

What we’ve all failed to fully comprehend is that the American electorate is immeasurably stupid. This stupidity is fueled by news-infotainment that is mindlessly consumed by millions; it’s the default tv channel. A poster upthread said foxnews was on when they got out of surgery. I see it in hotel common areas all the time.

Come Sept 2026, the infotainment will be some wag the dog caravan, fentanyl, criminal illegal immigrant bullshit to rile up the fear in the stupids’ lizard brains. And they’ll forget all about the pardons of the J6 insurrectionists, the gaza riviera, the deportations of working people. They’ve run the same playbook for decades. And it’ll work.

I might not have been clear. I wasn’t referring to the general voting populous, but to the close friends and family of the deported.

I totally agree that people who are in no danger of being deported do not emotionally give two shits about this.  At least until their Cobb Salad costs $25.

40 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

SIAP but add another to the pile, also all out of prayers to give 

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I pray you get syphilis, ya stupid cunt.

You're welcome.

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farmers voted 78% for Trump

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19 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Not to sound morbid, but to anyone on this thread going through some version of this, how have they reacted? Like, in the moment?

With my Bama tribe, it's always been like that engineering problem where you have to choose two good things and one bad thing. Myself included for the others. On the up side, hardly ever boring, and people at least do what they say they'll do.

As far as cutting out people, officially did that once, when a well-educated cousin morphed into a holy-roller horse-paster and was making plans to go visit and breathe all over my elderly mother mid-pandemic. 

(There is also an aunt and her brood who have taken it upon themselves to be shits to a cousin who came out, but choosing not to  talk to them anymore is something I'd do whether we had Trump, Harris, or King Charles.)

Winner of the Out-There Award is an elderly cousin who is convinced that any violence at the Edmund Pettus Bridge is due to those people not getting a proper parade permit. When she winds up for a rant, her husband kinda pats her knee and she settles down.

Family in Texas went more typically cosplay-cowboy MAGA. Throw in some dubious disability checks, crushing debt from monster trucks, never a peep of thanks for us kicking in on back taxes SO THEY WOULDN'T LOSE THE FUCKING HOUSE, and yeah, we don't build our schedule around get-togethers. There were some really cool ones, but they're mostly dead.

56 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Are any of the illegals that have been arrested and detainee white? Curious minds want to know. 

come on now, why waste the bits and bytes even typing this out?

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10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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farmers voted 78% for Trump

America's biggest welfare queens about to FO. 

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Clearing things up this morning.  Going to develop "from the river to the sea."

 

For the 1,000th time:  Is this real?

11 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

With my Bama tribe, it's always been like that engineering problem where you have to choose two good things and one bad thing. Myself included for the others. On the up side, hardly ever boring, and people at least do what they say they'll do.

As far as cutting out people, officially did that once, when a well-educated cousin morphed into a holy-roller horse-paster and was making plans to go visit and breathe all over my elderly mother mid-pandemic. 

(There is also an aunt and her brood who have taken it upon themselves to be shits to a cousin who came out, but choosing not to  talk to them anymore is something I'd do whether we had Trump, Harris, or King Charles.)

Winner of the Out-There Award is an elderly cousin who is convinced that any violence at the Edmund Pettus Bridge is due to those people not getting a proper parade permit. When she winds up for a rant, her husband kinda pats her knee and she settles down.

Family in Texas went more typically cosplay-cowboy MAGA. Throw in some dubious disability checks, crushing debt from monster trucks, never a peep of thanks for us kicking in on back taxes SO THEY WOULDN'T LOSE THE FUCKING HOUSE, and yeah, we don't build our schedule around get-togethers. There were some really cool ones, but they're mostly dead.

If you toss in an open bar of moonshine and everclear trash can punch at a family reunion, I think you got yourself the makings of a hit reality show.

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Are any of the illegals that have been arrested and detainee white? Curious minds want to know. 

When is Melania getting deported?

49 minutes ago, GenXer said:

What we’ve all failed to fully comprehend is that the American electorate is immeasurably stupid. This stupidity is fueled by news-infotainment that is mindlessly consumed by millions; it’s the default tv channel. A poster upthread said foxnews was on when they got out of surgery. I see it in hotel common areas all the time.

Come Sept 2026, the infotainment will be some wag the dog caravan, fentanyl, criminal illegal immigrant bullshit to rile up the fear in the stupids’ lizard brains. And they’ll forget all about the pardons of the J6 insurrectionists, the gaza riviera, the deportations of working people. They’ve run the same playbook for decades. And it’ll work.

Nah. There will not be a country, so no worry about voting. It'll be burned down. 

3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

America's biggest welfare queens about to FO. 

Also the USAID issue. They buy a shit-ton of rice, wheat and soybeans among other crops from farmers. Most of the crops are excess that will go unsold. FAFO indeed.

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Clearing things up this morning.  Going to develop "from the river to the sea."

 

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When, god forbid, you pine for 2015 Donald Trump.

We are heading towards a blow up with my FIL I think.  He keeps bringing up Trump during random conversations and is starting to dabble in conspiracy theories on top of it.  My parents are good and so is the MIL at least.

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Is he saying Chuck Shumer is going to be resettled?

I know this is all incredibly so fucked up and infuriating.  But that bit about resettling Chuck Shumer made me chuckle.

Just now, kevwun said:

We are heading towards a blow up with my FIL I think.  He keeps bringing up Trump during random conversations and is starting to dabble in conspiracy theories on top of it.  My parents are good and so is the MIL at least.

no quarter, my man. we're way past the time for pleasantries. 

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7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

We are heading towards a blow up with my FIL I think.  He keeps bringing up Trump during random conversations and is starting to dabble in conspiracy theories on top of it.  My parents are good and so is the MIL at least.

We actually got my FIL's head somewhat screwed on correctly recently. He started to wake up from his haze and realize he had been tricked. Been treating him with kid gloves the last few months as a result. I just wanted everyone to know that change is in fact possible. It helped that my MIL always saw through the Trump bullshit. 

In our case, my wife moved across the country from her parents for a reason.  I will shed no tears if there is a permanent breach.

11 minutes ago, kevwun said:

We are heading towards a blow up with my FIL I think.  He keeps bringing up Trump during random conversations and is starting to dabble in conspiracy theories on top of it.  My parents are good and so is the MIL at least.

So what's that look like for you in this situation? 

I'm just gonna sit back and let it happen.  The have started wintering in Texas the last few years and basically taking over our lives for a couple of months.  Multiple dinners during the week along with things on the weekend.  My wife complains about it all the time, so if there is a falling out, it won't be the end of the world.

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Just now, kevwun said:

I'm just gonna sit back and let it happen. 

Sounds like the new sex ed curriculum

3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Clearing things up this morning.  Going to develop "from the river to the sea."

 

New modern homes for foreigners but meanwhile in the Hollers of WV, Ky people living in dilapidated shacks, same goes for some urban areas in our larger cities… America First! 
 

Of course most of the idiots in those areas voted for the orange trash. 

41 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Also the USAID issue. They buy a shit-ton of rice, wheat and soybeans among other crops from farmers. Most of the crops are excess that will go unsold. FAFO indeed.

From what I have seen USDA buys it, USAID distributes and oversees the contractors who do that. And China will buy those crops. Or the Saudis. The Saudis will use it to distribute as food aid.

It changes ownership when it gets to the embarkation port. So on the train in Corpus, USDA. Off the train going into a warehouse, USAID. Well it was like that.

seems appropriate.. mid 90 garage punk band from Chicago, think Supersuckers, Didjits

 

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1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Also the USAID issue. They buy a shit-ton of rice, wheat and soybeans among other crops from farmers. Most of the crops are excess that will go unsold. FAFO indeed.

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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farmers voted 78% for Trump

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Is the answer.... "bootstraps"??

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I hope farmers enjoy being sharecroppers for Archer Daniels Midland.

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On 2/4/2025 at 6:21 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

"Develop"

 

 

 


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21 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Not to sound morbid, but to anyone on this thread going through some version of this, how have they reacted? Like, in the moment?

Well, for me, I have decided to limit my exposure to this.   I was on the phone with my sister when I got a little heated.  I was not kind about how I want the future for the olds to look.  My father and mother decided to 'tune me out' and walk away.  Apparently, it was upsetting for my mother and she reached out to me.  For years, I have talked with her about the fuckery of the state of Texas and special education is and how important the DOE is to keeping it from being a total shitshow.  This is what was so frustrating.  I got a weak apology for Trump being so erratic.   I sent some citations and this seemed to all come as a surprise, including how "big balls" now has access to their most sensitive identity information (payments, bank account numbers, social security, etc.).   

From what I can tell, my father likely told her that I am probably overreacting or how since they haven't gutted it entirely yet, I shouldn't be concerned with it.   Of course they don't give a shit about how Trump and his minions have attacked other organizations and the damage they have done there or don't know.   

So far no response.   

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Is the answer.... "bootstraps"??
You misspelled "bailouts," which we all know are coming for them.
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

This was the plot of Star Trek Insurrection. 

So we can get extra seasons of Andor?

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

We are heading towards a blow up with my FIL I think.  He keeps bringing up Trump during random conversations and is starting to dabble in conspiracy theories on top of it.  My parents are good and so is the MIL at least.

you know, that's so much of the problem... wIn or lose, these people can't just STFU. 

33 minutes ago, Superhero said:

So we can get extra seasons of Andor?

They made an entire Star Trek movie out of the very obvious idea that forcefully relocating, in this case, hundreds of people was clearly very immoral and evil. Hundreds. In a stupid sci-fi movie. America announced to the world that we're gonna do it to two million people. 

2 hours ago, GenXer said:

If you toss in an open bar of moonshine and everclear trash can punch at a family reunion, I think you got yourself the makings of a hit reality show.

Hell, do all that except leave out the family. Just me preaching, with various guests whose job is the STFU and just nod.

5 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Add Indians to the pile

 

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Like they would know how to use a toilet. 

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https://www.sacbee.com/opinion/article299687669.html

 

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Agriculture is a form of legalized gambling here in California, our land is prone to deluge or drought. Our farmers, relentlessly adapting, are as innovative as any set of suits in Silicon Valley, learning new ways to grow more food with less water. As sure as the sun, our farmers have always shared their views of California politics as they relentlessly pursue the water necessary to grow much of the nation’s fruits and vegetables.

Yet now, an eerie silence has begun descending over California farming. A candidate many of them undoubtedly supported for president, Donald Trump, has shockingly wasted some of their water in a downright dangerous stunt unlike anything in memory. When I spoke last week before two water conferences in two different states filled with Central Valley farmers, the first question I confronted in Sacramento was basically how to make all this Trump stuff go away. When I theorized at the second conference in Reno that Trump may not know what he’s doing out here, I got no eye contact from more than half the room as we all exited.

When California farmers aren’t vocally fighting for every last drop of water supply, something is not right with our world. “I don’t think they’re willing to speak out,” said Lester Snow, a water veteran of the highest order for decades in both Arizona and California. “Farmers not only want more water, they want more certainty.” How a Trump water promise was dangerously fulfilled Trump wasted no time in issuing two executive orders about California water in his first week. He set the stage to eventually increase water supplies from Northern California’s Sacramento-San Joaquin Delta, site of the state’s two largest water projects. The directives, fueled by a false claim that fire-ravaged Los Angeles had been short on water, signaled a desire to fast-track regulatory changes that took former President Joe Biden nearly his entire presidency to accomplish.

And then suddenly one night last week, Trump said he just sidestepped environmental law and brought in the armed forces instead. On his own social media platform, Trump announced that he had increased California’s water supply. “The United States Military just entered the Great State of California and, under Emergency Powers, TURNED ON THE WATER flowing abundantly from the Pacific Northwest, and beyond,” Trump wrote. Never mind that precious little of California’s water supply originates in a southern Oregon watershed. Trump’s statement was widely analyzed to be untrue by The Bee and elsewhere.

And then the plot took an unexpected twist. Somewhere in the White House, whoever is in charge these days decided to make this fake news story about the military providing water and turn it into reality. But there was only one horrible way to do it. The Army Corps follows an awful order The military in fact does run a handful of the few thousand reservoirs in California. Two of them are in the San Joaquin Valley on the Kaweah and Tule rivers. The names of the dams aren’t exactly household names, Terminus and Lake Success respectively. The southern Sierra, like Los Angeles, has been cursed by a lack of storms for months. Last Thursday morning, there was little snowpack behind the dams to worry about. Releases from the dams had been barely a trickle. And then word began to spread that the Corps was about to release a bunch of water (credit to Bakersfield’s Lois Henry with the scoop). Last Friday, the Corps increased releases from Terminus Dam from 22 gallons a second to about 11,220 gallons. Releases surged from Success Lake as well. The water never had a way to get to the Delta and the water projects to reach Los Angeles. These rivers end in the Tulare basin. Fortunately, this pulse of high flows caused no damage.  While some of this water will percolate into the basin’s ground, for farmers upstream, this water for them has been wasted. Credit the Tulare County Farm Bureau for speaking up.

Will California farmers find their voice? Nothing gets California farmers angrier than a government mismanaging water. Had Newsom tried something similar, tractors would have surrounded the state Capitol building in protest. “They would be all over the place saying…LA doesn’t need our water,” Snow said. Instead, there is mostly a silence from the farming community that thunderously speaks for itself.

Maybe Trump catches a break in the San Joaquin Valley. Maybe drought turns into deluge and the farmers upstream of the Tulare basin will get full supplies. At the beginning of February, it’s too soon to predict our water year. Farmers for a generation have been up against some tough political headwinds in Sacramento. The urban Democrats in charge here simply don’t understand farming and rarely take the time to care. Yet now, Trump has betrayed California farmers by placing a political tactic above promised water supply. The release of waters down the Kaweah and Tule rivers is now over. But no California farmer should pretend to forget, or dismiss, how Trump made politics out of some of their precious water.

Read more at: https://www.sacbee.com/opinion/article299687669.html#storylink=cpy

For anyone who's driven through the central valley, its nothing but pro-Trump and anti-Newsom signs. Oops

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28 minutes ago, Foosters said:

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For anyone who's driven through the central valley, its nothing but pro-Trump and anti-Newsom signs. Oops

Add them to the "fuck 'em, they asked for this" pile.  Zero sympathy.  Fuck, I'll LITERALLY cackle with glee and dance for joy as their farms fail and their land is foreclosed on.  I will be happy - beyond shadenfreude, actual HAPPINESS - when they experience some of the suffering they gleefully tried to inflict on others.  These are people whose primary source of joy in life is hurting others -- causing "lib tears."

Well, let me in on some of that action.  

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4 hours ago, kevwun said:

We are heading towards a blow up with my FIL I think.  He keeps bringing up Trump during random conversations and is starting to dabble in conspiracy theories on top of it.  My parents are good and so is the MIL at least.

Sounds like the kind of guy to hire illegals to put in a patio for him.

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4 hours ago, GenXer said:


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You stupid sons a bitches, you!

They didn't vote for Trump because they believe Trump is the best candidate," Osama Siblani, publisher of The Arab American News, told Politico. "No, they voted for Trump because they want to punish the Democrats and Harris."

"It's clear as day that he's playing us," Alawieh added of Trump. "I think he's going to target us. That's what he's going to do. He's going to target our families, and it's going to hurt. So, I think we're about to find out."

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