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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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30 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

IWhat the hell accent is that?

White Claw. Maybe High Noon.

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How it started. Correction to the title. He said ,"Trump is gonna deport your ass."

 

How it ended.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14313119/racist-tourist-miami-beach-bar-michael-nixon.html

'Hola. English, motherf**ker,' he allegedly told the bartender. 'I live in America. You speak English.' 

Nixon then allegedly repeated 'English, b**ch' four times before adding: 'F**king Trump is going to deport your a**.' 

He then allegedly reached for the bartender and punched a different employee in the face, according to Local 10. 

 

He was arrested and booked into the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center on a felony charge of battery with prejudice and misdemeanor counts of criminal mischief, defrauding an innkeeper and disorderly conduct, according to Local 10. 

31 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Is that dude even an American? What the hell accent is that?

It's SW-transplant always-online drunken mumble, slightly emphasizing unvoiced final stops as he attempts to control one testicle intermittently firing off traces of testosterone.

tldr/I remember my first beer

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"This is an eye opener to take into consideration in the 2026 elections." His complete "betrayal" (in quotes, because it's exactly what everybody paying attention knew he would do) of them tis but a mere consideration. JFC.  

11 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

How it started. Correction to the title. He said ,"Trump is gonna deport your ass."

 

How it ended.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14313119/racist-tourist-miami-beach-bar-michael-nixon.html

'Hola. English, motherf**ker,' he allegedly told the bartender. 'I live in America. You speak English.' 

Nixon then allegedly repeated 'English, b**ch' four times before adding: 'F**king Trump is going to deport your a**.' 

He then allegedly reached for the bartender and punched a different employee in the face, according to Local 10. 

 

He was arrested and booked into the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center on a felony charge of battery with prejudice and misdemeanor counts of criminal mischief, defrauding an innkeeper and disorderly conduct, according to Local 10. 


Trump’s first Congressional Medal of Freedom winner of his first term?

11 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

He was arrested and booked into the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center on a felony charge of battery with prejudice and misdemeanor counts of criminal mischief, defrauding an innkeeper and disorderly conduct, according to Local 10.

Defrauding an innkeeper? Now he's in some serious shit. 

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

How it started.

 

How it's going.

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I'm sure he'll get a podcast and have 100s of idiots including Ana celebrating his anti-wokeness.

I hope there's a camera running when someone beats this dude into the hospital, without showing the attacker's face.  God damn.

6 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Defrauding an innkeeper? Now he's in some serious shit. 

The wench had it coming....

6 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Defrauding an innkeeper? Now he's in some serious shit. 

Even Mary and Joseph wouldn't stoop so low.

29 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Defrauding an innkeeper? Now he's in some serious shit. 

That was the part I loved the most about that story -- that there is an actual charge called "defrauding an innkeeper."  It's like having one of those old school charges for "being a scallawag," or "aggravated ne'er do welling."

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That was the part I loved the most about that story -- that there is an actual charge called "defrauding an innkeeper."  It's like having one of those old school charges for "being a scallawag," or "aggravated ne'er do welling."

Yep, there is definitely some mopery afoot. 

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That was the part I loved the most about that story -- that there is an actual charge called "defrauding an innkeeper."  It's like having one of those old school charges for "being a scallawag," or "aggravated ne'er do welling."

Maximum sentence is 5 lashes in the town square. 

America: where you can rape 17 women and still be president, but if you cheat an innkeeper, you're in deep shit.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Even Mary and Joseph wouldn't stoop so low.

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This one is great. New Mexico.

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Also, shein is a chinese fast fashion company. No better way to make america great again than D2C fast fashion from china.

Immeasurably stupid

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5 minutes ago, GenXer said:

This one is great. New Mexico.

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16 minutes ago, GenXer said:

This one is great. New Mexico.

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So....what IS the tariff on a knockoff dildo these days?

 

 

Asking for @Pescado_Rojo

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Defrauding an innkeeper? Now he's in some serious shit. 

Why are you in prison?

I defrauded an innkeeper.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So....what IS the tariff on a knockoff dildo these days?

 

 

Asking for @Pescado_Rojo

Knockoff Dildo opened for Kraftwerk on the 93 tour. 

12 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Knockoff Dildo opened for Kraftwerk on the 93 tour. 

I saw them in amsterdam in the red light district on their Y2K reunion tour. They played at the Cockring.

15 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Why are you in prison?

I defrauded an innkeeper.

“Well, Mr. < checks notes> Eddie…. We have no problem with you taking the little unused shampoo bottle home.  But the wooden hangers - well - that is why you are here.”

2 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Defrauding an innkeeper? Now he's in some serious shit. 

Way to get on the wrong side of the Baron's men-at-arms.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That was the part I loved the most about that story -- that there is an actual charge called "defrauding an innkeeper."  It's like having one of those old school charges for "being a scallawag," or "aggravated ne'er do welling."

I am holding out for "moral turpitude," pronounced by a judge with an 1835 accent preserved in amber.

Why are you in prison?
I defrauded an innkeeper.

Once the sunset laws come back in force, we are going to have much more creative arrest reasons.

What did those Venezuelans think Trump meant when he said "they're poisoning the blood of this country"?

4 minutes ago, Bookman said:

What did those Venezuelans think Trump meant when he said "they're poisoning the blood of this country"?

Those “other” Venezuelans.

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2 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Defrauding an innkeeper? Now he's in some serious shit. 

steven kampmann | THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!

6 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

My biggest bitch right now is that we don’t have 30 second commercials by the Democratic national party describing 20 different ways in which Trump is fucking everybody with his current policies.   The last line of each commercial is “if you had voted Democratic, your family would not be suffering like this.”

“If only we spent more on political ads” sounds like something Team Kamala would say.

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They forgot last time and only seem to remember the (federal government handout) bailout that came after, then voted for him again because…

This actually meshes with my prior post.  The bailout meant that they did not wind up being harmed.  Which is why they do not remember or focus on being harmed. They weren’t.  If most had to declare bankruptcy or lost their farms, I guarantee you there would be a different view of Trump from 2016.   

I think that from an evolutionary standpoint we are hardwired to be selfish and self-centered.   If I don’t tell the whole tribe of the food source I found during a time of famine, then I can share it with only my family and we can survive.   If I tell everyone, the tribe will eat my food source in one meal.  If I keep it to myself and ration it, my family and I will survive a month and not die with the other tribe members.

As we evolved, we realized we needed the help of other society members for protection against enemies, to more efficiently grow food crops to work together to build hilltop fortifications - that later became walled castles- to protect us from those who want to harm us.  Having community grain supplies means the whole town would not starve.  Because we realize we needed the whole town.  And the greater the specialization of our work, the more we needed each other. We were all good at Hunter gathering, but now you know how to grow food as a farmer, but you don’t know how to make barrels cause you’re not a Cooper, or to build a stone home because you’re not a mason, or to make an iron plow because you’re not a blacksmith, etc..   Which is all to say, it’s not like we don’t recognize the value of all aspects of society some of the time.  It’s just that a more evolved thinking will give way to the reptile brain protecting me and mine almost every time.

This is my long winded way of saying do not give up on people who should have learned that Trump is a disastrous pile of shit for the country.  Because as long as they weren’t personally impacted then they can overlook it. They won’t overlook it if their family or friends are harmed. 

I still think they are piles of crap if the only thing that motivates them is self interest - but I welcome them under the tent if self interest will make them vote against Republicans.

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36 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


Once the sunset laws come back in force, we are going to have much more creative arrest reasons.

i’m pretty sure that Thomas and Company won’t have a problem if Trump and a GOP Congress enact a modern Alien and Sedition act redo.  

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38 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

“If only we spent more on political ads” sounds like something Team Kamala would say.

7X-MATCH to BOOST Dems to victory!

41 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

“If only we spent more on political ads” sounds like something Team Kamala would say.

Perhaps you can point out the DNC infomercials that ran this election cycle, because I sure as shit did not see them.   Other posters have said it’s up to the Democrats to end run the information vacuum that the GOP voters have - where they only listen to their own news source and refuse to listen to CNN or New York Times or Washington Post or anyone but OAN and Fox.   

it doesn’t bother me that you think I’m suggesting a failed strategy, but it’s far more helpful if you propose a better solution.  maybe a better strategy is to just run the infomercial ads in markets that are largely made up of women. They are currently the ones losing all of their rights, so if we can’t sway their husbands, maybe we could sway them to vote secretly.    I have no solution.

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2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Knockoff Dildo opened for Kraftwerk on the 93 tour. 

They also opened @NowThis in the 2020 Kobe death thread.

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53 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Perhaps you can point out the DNC infomercials that ran this election cycle, because I sure as shit did not see them.   Other posters have said it’s up to the Democrats to end run the information vacuum that the GOP voters have - where they only listen to their own news source and refuse to listen to CNN or New York Times or Washington Post or anyone but OAN and Fox.   

it doesn’t bother me that you think I’m suggesting a failed strategy, but it’s far more helpful if you propose a better solution.  maybe a better strategy is to just run the infomercial ads in markets that are largely made up of women. They are currently the ones losing all of their rights, so if we can’t sway their husbands, maybe we could sway them to vote secretly.    I have no solution.

“and we’ll call them infomercials instead of commercials to have people pay attention for 30 seconds” 
 

 

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And apparently now Musk's people are at FEMA and looking to shut it down.  Which is going to be great when the next hurricane hits the Gulf coast.

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The funny (or maddening) thing is people like this will continue to publicly support Trump in real life. They'll reply with complaints online, but they'll keep their mouth shut and tow the MAGA line instead of admitting that POS fucked them over. 

If America elected an anarchist, how much different would it look?

Like no one has defunded more police than Trump/Musk have in three weeks. 

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Why are people protecting these people's identity?

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STOLLEN! There it is!

Oh good, another made up scandal. Look over there!

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42 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

If America elected an anarchist, how much different would it look?

 

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Alternate response: I think we did?

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9 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

People negatively impacted by something that is directly political - that leads to their personal lives being hurt - often remember that in a different way than someone voting to do things they don’t like, but does not negatively affect them. 

Shockingly, we are self-centered and selfish, and take harm to our family differently than harmed to other people.    I remember some guy on an old Florida board who still hated Frank Borman because he did something to his dad‘s employment at Eastern Airlines.  I mean, like 30 years later, he was still raging at the man who harmed his family.

My hope is that the horrible negative impact Trump’s policies have on many millions of people will bring about the same response.  

My biggest bitch right now is that we don’t have 30 second commercials by the Democratic national party describing 20 different ways in which Trump is fucking everybody with his current policies.   The last line of each commercial is “if you had voted Democratic, your family would not be suffering like this.”

I'm pretty convinced that the majority of Americans are more concerned with inflicting pain on cruelty on those they perceive to be "other" - immigrants, minorities, women, the woke liberal cabal, whoever - that they'd accept a degradation in their own standard of living so long as they still get to throw those downward punches. Look at the California farmers or Johnny Sack. Trump is a symptom, not a disease. We are a disgusting society.

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6 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I'm pretty convinced that the majority of Americans are more concerned with inflicting pain on cruelty on those they perceive to be "other" - immigrants, minorities, women, the woke liberal cabal, whoever - that they'd accept a degradation in their own standard of living so long as they still get to throw those downward punches. Look at the California farmers or Johnny Sack. Trump is a symptom, not a disease. We are a disgusting society.

A lot of them are very pissed about gay marriage. I assume that's Johnny Sack's thing. He's probably a closet homosexual or something. 

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