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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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32 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I'm pretty convinced that the majority of Americans are more concerned with inflicting pain on cruelty on those they perceive to be "other" - immigrants, minorities, women, the woke liberal cabal, whoever - that they'd accept a degradation in their own standard of living so long as they still get to throw those downward punches. Look at the California farmers or Johnny Sack. Trump is a symptom, not a disease. We are a disgusting society.

This is the truth, and the problem. How do you change people's minds when their entire purpose for being politically active is to make others suffer? They will gladly accept a masochistic role long as they can also dole out their sadistic desires.

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I love that “STOLLEN” makes a comeback. 
 

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53 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I'm pretty convinced that the majority of Americans are more concerned with inflicting pain on cruelty on those they perceive to be "other" - immigrants, minorities, women, the woke liberal cabal, whoever - that they'd accept a degradation in their own standard of living so long as they still get to throw those downward punches. Look at the California farmers or Johnny Sack. Trump is a symptom, not a disease. We are a disgusting society.

Agreed.

It's the old they-hate-us-more-than-they-like-themselves routine.  Just as aggy would giddily accept 4th place in the SEC for the rest of their lives if it meant that we would finish dead last, most Republicans would gladly live on teachers' wages if it meant that the people they think are inferior had to be homeless.  Deep down, they know they're stupid and they're not going to amount to much no matter what they do.  So, the absolute most important thing to them is to have someone to look down on, and anyone different, in skin tone or religion, is always their first choice.

The problem is that we have a handful of really smart, really evil people who have spent the last 30 years positioning themselves to give that stupid mob exactly what it wants.  And they really shouldn't have to worry about any election for at least a generation because of it.

This is what it looks like when the bad guys win big. 

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

A lot of them are very pissed about gay marriage. I assume that's Johnny Sack's thing. He's probably a closet homosexual or something. 

 

38 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Not really

You're Johnny Sack?  OK.

11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Agreed.

It's the old they-hate-us-more-than-they-like-themselves routine.  Just as aggy would giddily accept 4th place in the SEC for the rest of their lives if it meant that we would finish dead last, most Republicans would gladly live on teachers' wages if it meant that the people they think are inferior had to be homeless.  Deep down, they know they're stupid and they're not going to amount to much no matter what they do.  So, the absolute most important thing to them is to have someone to look down on, and anyone different, in skin tone or religion, is always their first choice.

The problem is that we have a handful of really smart, really evil people who have spent the last 30 years positioning themselves to give that stupid mob exactly what it wants.  And they really shouldn't have to worry about any election for at least a generation because of it.

This is what it looks like when the bad guys win big. 

This is dead balls on accurate.

1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

I'm pretty convinced that the majority of Americans are more concerned with inflicting pain on cruelty on those they perceive to be "other" - immigrants, minorities, women, the woke liberal cabal, whoever - that they'd accept a degradation in their own standard of living so long as they still get to throw those downward punches. Look at the California farmers or Johnny Sack. Trump is a symptom, not a disease. We are a disgusting society.

All of this is absolutely true.  But the X factor is that they are also largely huge bullies and pussies.   So while they will accept some kind of degradation, they will absolutely crumble and start crying and raging if the negative consequence is significant.  Because that is also classic bully behavior.

I’m trying to invent reasons for optimism Buddy, cut me some slack. lol

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poor Skylar.  Might lose his farm “cause of  the government” !!

10 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

poor Skylar.  Might lose his farm “cause of  the government” !!

 

And he would still blame it on Biden, a Clinton, or Obama, or George Soros, or any other Democrat.

4 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

And apparently now Musk's people are at FEMA and looking to shut it down.  Which is going to be great when the next hurricane hits the Gulf coast.

I am either pissed I paid my flood insurance a few months ago or happy because I get to be in a lawsuit against the feds. Hmmmm

8 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Defrauding an innkeeper? Now he's in some serious shit. 

They’ll put him on the No Lodge list. 

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5 hours ago, gmr548 said:

I'm pretty convinced that the majority of Americans are more concerned with inflicting pain on cruelty on those they perceive to be "other" - immigrants, minorities, women, the woke liberal cabal, whoever - that they'd accept a degradation in their own standard of living so long as they still get to throw those downward punches. Look at the California farmers or Johnny Sack. Trump is a symptom, not a disease. We are a disgusting society.

On election night while I was spiraling I told my wife this is a bad place full of bad people.  I hate being this cynical about the world, it sucks. But here we are

14 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

On election night while I was spiraling I told my wife this is a bad place full of bad people.  I hate being this cynical about the world, it sucks. But here we are

Yep.  I’m coming back to the world after 16 days overseas, trying not to pay too much attention. It’s been glorious. Now I’m coming back and most of my friends are saying I should have just stayed and lived in ignorant bliss. 

6 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

You're Johnny Sack?  OK.

No bitch, young people under 50 don’t give a flying fuck about gay marriage. On either side (yes both sides)

30 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

No bitch, young people under 50 don’t give a flying fuck about gay marriage. On either side (yes both sides)

That's just a stupid thing to say

No bitch, young people under 50 don’t give a flying fuck about gay marriage. On either side (yes both sides)

Things that have never crossed my mind in life. Who is marrying who and who is using what bathroom. But apparently they are big deals to some people.

Of course I'm not a piece of shit like 99.99% of trumpers...
32 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

That's just a stupid thing to say

And you are wrong.

Gen X, like most things they did in life, was half-ass but fully stupid along the way. Half-ass in school, half-ass in their careers, half-ass parenting, just half-ass effort all around. "Why campaign, when you can throw a concert and put a QR code on the screen" They raised nothing but sexually confused kids because they were scared to be dominant figures in their life regarding anything. Those who were well off then got bored and became militant  leaders of the "let me in your bathroom" movement while basking in the glory of their 6 figure salaries above all everyday struggles .  All of them (100%) jam things in their orifice and ask for money on the internet and if they had any actual fathers in their life that rightfully beat the shit out of that stupid, loser mentality of begging for clicks would have been saved. It should have been expected the moment a strong, straight, white, male leader came around they would gravitate to them. And instead of the Democratic Party putting them in positions of power and influence, they blamed every microagression and crime on them. Our only way out is Gavin Newsom and we can't pick him cause 85% of people here will wrongly talk about California, while ignoring where that dumb bitch Kamala was from and broke fundraising records.

and the next time one of your Gen Z kids raised by you ruh-tards delivers my food, I'll sign the doordash tip as "Get a real job"

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6 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

And you are wrong.

Gen X, like most things they did in life, was half-ass but fully stupid along the way. Half-ass in school, half-ass in their careers, half-ass parenting, just half-ass effort all around. "Why campaign, when you can throw a concert and put a QR code on the screen" They raised nothing but sexually confused kids because they were scared to be dominant figures in their life regarding anything. Those who were well off then got bored and became militant  leaders of the "let me in your bathroom" movement while basking in the glory of their 6 figure salaries above all everyday struggles .  All of them (100%) jam things in their orifice and ask for money on the internet and if they had any actual fathers in their life that rightfully beat the shit out of that stupid, loser mentality of begging for clicks would have been saved. It should have been expected the moment a strong, straight, white, male leader came around they would gravitate to them. And instead of the Democratic Party putting them in positions of power and influence, they blamed every microagression and crime on them. Our only way out is Gavin Newsom and we can't pick him cause 85% of people here will wrongly talk about California, while ignoring where that dumb bitch Kamala was from and broke fundraising records.

and the next time one of your Gen Z kids raised by you ruh-tards delivers my food, I'll sign the doordash tip as "Get a real job"

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You looking to throw hands?  Chili’s on 45th.  Tonight.  I will be in the handicapped stall in the men’s room.  You will want to bring a towel.  

I’m going to beat up your kid and the Travis County DA won’t even prosecute.

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3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

And you are wrong.

Gen X, like most things they did in life, was half-ass but fully stupid along the way. Half-ass in school, half-ass in their careers, half-ass parenting, just half-ass effort all around. "Why campaign, when you can throw a concert and put a QR code on the screen" They raised nothing but sexually confused kids because they were scared to be dominant figures in their life regarding anything. Those who were well off then got bored and became militant  leaders of the "let me in your bathroom" movement while basking in the glory of their 6 figure salaries above all everyday struggles .  All of them (100%) jam things in their orifice and ask for money on the internet and if they had any actual fathers in their life that rightfully beat the shit out of that stupid, loser mentality of begging for clicks would have been saved. It should have been expected the moment a strong, straight, white, male leader came around they would gravitate to them. And instead of the Democratic Party putting them in positions of power and influence, they blamed every microagression and crime on them. Our only way out is Gavin Newsom and we can't pick him cause 85% of people here will wrongly talk about California, while ignoring where that dumb bitch Kamala was from and broke fundraising records.

and the next time one of your Gen Z kids raised by you ruh-tards delivers my food, I'll sign the doordash tip as "Get a real job"

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

And you are wrong.

Gen X, like most things they did in life, was half-ass but fully stupid along the way. Half-ass in school, half-ass in their careers, half-ass parenting, just half-ass effort all around. "Why campaign, when you can throw a concert and put a QR code on the screen" They raised nothing but sexually confused kids because they were scared to be dominant figures in their life regarding anything. Those who were well off then got bored and became militant  leaders of the "let me in your bathroom" movement while basking in the glory of their 6 figure salaries above all everyday struggles .  All of them (100%) jam things in their orifice and ask for money on the internet and if they had any actual fathers in their life that rightfully beat the shit out of that stupid, loser mentality of begging for clicks would have been saved. It should have been expected the moment a strong, straight, white, male leader came around they would gravitate to them. And instead of the Democratic Party putting them in positions of power and influence, they blamed every microagression and crime on them. Our only way out is Gavin Newsom and we can't pick him cause 85% of people here will wrongly talk about California, while ignoring where that dumb bitch Kamala was from and broke fundraising records.

and the next time one of your Gen Z kids raised by you ruh-tards delivers my food, I'll sign the doordash tip as "Get a real job"

This has raised the expected level of rant.

I blame it all on parents who count before walloping that ass. First time I heard a parent counting (I was probably eight) it was like witnessing the fall of the Roman Republic.

5 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

No bitch, young people under 50 don’t give a flying fuck about gay marriage. On either side (yes both sides)

There are lots of voters over 50. 

17 hours ago, GenXer said:

This one is great. New Mexico.

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Also, shein is a chinese fast fashion company. No better way to make america great again than D2C fast fashion from china.

Immeasurably stupid

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4 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

And you are wrong.

Gen X, like most things they did in life, was half-ass but fully stupid along the way. Half-ass in school, half-ass in their careers, half-ass parenting, just half-ass effort all around. "Why campaign, when you can throw a concert and put a QR code on the screen" They raised nothing but sexually confused kids because they were scared to be dominant figures in their life regarding anything. Those who were well off then got bored and became militant  leaders of the "let me in your bathroom" movement while basking in the glory of their 6 figure salaries above all everyday struggles .  All of them (100%) jam things in their orifice and ask for money on the internet and if they had any actual fathers in their life that rightfully beat the shit out of that stupid, loser mentality of begging for clicks would have been saved. It should have been expected the moment a strong, straight, white, male leader came around they would gravitate to them. And instead of the Democratic Party putting them in positions of power and influence, they blamed every microagression and crime on them. Our only way out is Gavin Newsom and we can't pick him cause 85% of people here will wrongly talk about California, while ignoring where that dumb bitch Kamala was from and broke fundraising records.

and the next time one of your Gen Z kids raised by you ruh-tards delivers my food, I'll sign the doordash tip as "Get a real job"

This has got to be a bit, right?

1 hour ago, Disco Strangler said:

You will want to bring a towel.  

Ok but like paper towel, dish towel, bath towel??? I don’t know exactly what we are getting into so please be specific. 

5 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

And you are wrong.

Gen X, like most things they did in life, was half-ass but fully stupid along the way. Half-ass in school, half-ass in their careers, half-ass parenting, just half-ass effort all around. "Why campaign, when you can throw a concert and put a QR code on the screen" They raised nothing but sexually confused kids because they were scared to be dominant figures in their life regarding anything. Those who were well off then got bored and became militant  leaders of the "let me in your bathroom" movement while basking in the glory of their 6 figure salaries above all everyday struggles .  All of them (100%) jam things in their orifice and ask for money on the internet and if they had any actual fathers in their life that rightfully beat the shit out of that stupid, loser mentality of begging for clicks would have been saved. It should have been expected the moment a strong, straight, white, male leader came around they would gravitate to them. And instead of the Democratic Party putting them in positions of power and influence, they blamed every microagression and crime on them. Our only way out is Gavin Newsom and we can't pick him cause 85% of people here will wrongly talk about California, while ignoring where that dumb bitch Kamala was from and broke fundraising records.

and the next time one of your Gen Z kids raised by you ruh-tards delivers my food, I'll sign the doordash tip as "Get a real job"

 

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42 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

This has got to be a bit, right?

I like how he condemns those making 6 figures on the internet "begging" for clicks while also looking down on those who (in what might be a second job) provide him an actual tangible service. 

5 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

And you are wrong.

Gen X, like most things they did in life, was half-ass but fully stupid along the way. Half-ass in school, half-ass in their careers, half-ass parenting, just half-ass effort all around. "Why campaign, when you can throw a concert and put a QR code on the screen" They raised nothing but sexually confused kids because they were scared to be dominant figures in their life regarding anything. Those who were well off then got bored and became militant  leaders of the "let me in your bathroom" movement while basking in the glory of their 6 figure salaries above all everyday struggles .  All of them (100%) jam things in their orifice and ask for money on the internet and if they had any actual fathers in their life that rightfully beat the shit out of that stupid, loser mentality of begging for clicks would have been saved. It should have been expected the moment a strong, straight, white, male leader came around they would gravitate to them. And instead of the Democratic Party putting them in positions of power and influence, they blamed every microagression and crime on them. Our only way out is Gavin Newsom and we can't pick him cause 85% of people here will wrongly talk about California, while ignoring where that dumb bitch Kamala was from and broke fundraising records.

and the next time one of your Gen Z kids raised by you ruh-tards delivers my food, I'll sign the doordash tip as "Get a real job"

Did you recently suffer some head trauma?

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Did you recently suffer some head trauma?

His new schtick since Trump won is a lot crappier and angrier than his Biden presidency schtick.

You looking for handjobs?  Chili’s on 45th.  Tonight.  I will be in the handicapped stall in the men’s room.  You will want to bring a towel.  


FIFY
6 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

And you are wrong.

Gen X, like most things they did in life, was half-ass but fully stupid along the way. Half-ass in school, half-ass in their careers, half-ass parenting, just half-ass effort all around. "Why campaign, when you can throw a concert and put a QR code on the screen" They raised nothing but sexually confused kids because they were scared to be dominant figures in their life regarding anything. Those who were well off then got bored and became militant  leaders of the "let me in your bathroom" movement while basking in the glory of their 6 figure salaries above all everyday struggles .  All of them (100%) jam things in their orifice and ask for money on the internet and if they had any actual fathers in their life that rightfully beat the shit out of that stupid, loser mentality of begging for clicks would have been saved. It should have been expected the moment a strong, straight, white, male leader came around they would gravitate to them. And instead of the Democratic Party putting them in positions of power and influence, they blamed every microagression and crime on them. Our only way out is Gavin Newsom and we can't pick him cause 85% of people here will wrongly talk about California, while ignoring where that dumb bitch Kamala was from and broke fundraising records.

and the next time one of your Gen Z kids raised by you ruh-tards delivers my food, I'll sign the doordash tip as "Get a real job"

I imagined this being read in the manner of some random rube calling in to the Jim Rome Show circa 1996.

I was talking to an acquaintance who I believe voted for Trump 3x due to “economic issues.”  She’s fairly senior at a business/tech consulting firm which mainly works in the O&G space. They have very little exposure to federal contracts. I was asking her of the fall out for the consulting firms who are dependent on federal contracts. I let her work thru the logic that at the macro level that those firms will pivot to the private industry consulting. And at the micro level, the DOGE impact will flood her market and level with very experienced people. Why pay her mid-high 6 figures when similar experienced people will settle for half that.

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3 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

You looking to throw hands?  Chili’s on 45th.  Tonight.  I will be in the handicapped stall in the men’s room.  You will want to bring a towel.  

 

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7 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

yo lets fight when Im back in Austin.  Parking lot of Brodie HEB

Simmer down Francis.

4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Simmer down Francis.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.   Who says Gen X did anything half ass?   I have put as little ass into everything as possible.  Way, way less than half.

41 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Whoa, whoa, whoa.   Who says Gen X did anything half ass?   I have put as little ass into everything as possible.  Way, way less than half.

I pretty much quarter-assed through high school. It’s amazing I got into UT and then law school.

7 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

yo lets fight when Im back in Austin.  Parking lot of Brodie HEB

This had my interest for a while until I realized that nobody had named their seconds.

24 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Gen Z being Gen X's kids tracks when you think about it.

Oh well. Whatever. Never mind.

I feel stupid and contagious.

8 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

yo lets fight when Im back in Austin.  Parking lot of Brodie HEB

I'm willing to fight you, but I only settle business in the texags.com parking lot.

14 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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poor Skylar.  Might lose his farm “cause of  the government” !!

But at least he owned the libs.

 

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