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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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7 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Summary : they are fucking stupid 

So I went to my congressman and he said, quote: “You better leave my country, ‘cause you’re too brown to vote!”

Sometimes I wonder just what I’m gonna do - there ain’t no cure for the Bannon/Miller blues…

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My post will only make sense if you read all of the guys screengrabs. But there's a part where he says something like "It's hard that so many Americans think federal workers are villains."

Uh, you know who doesn't think that? LiBrUl dEmoCRaTS. Fucking idiot. 

1 hour ago, GenXer said:

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Readable version of normalguy’s comment 2 years ago

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sorry but thems the rules normalguy, better luck next time

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

U.S. Dept of Veterans Affairs confirms it has dismissed more than 1,000 employees

A once unthinkable concept for an agency that operates 100+ major hospitals and many hundreds more clinics 

And processes veterans benefits

 

leopards are ready to feast at the va 

Why did the God-hating Communist Democrats do this?

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1 hour ago, pacman said:

the money quote:

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Though more data is needed to figure out what really happened here, it’s already clear that none of Trump’s anti-immigrant rhetoric or actions weighed sufficiently on the Latino voters who shifted toward him—because inflation mattered a lot more. Preelection polling by the Times showed that, for Latinos, the economy was far and away the most important issue, with immigration a distant third. A staggering 81 percent of Latino voters saw economic conditions as “poor” or “only fair.” Meanwhile, a whopping 63 percent simply did not believe that Trump’s menacing rhetoric about immigrants was aimed at them.

 

33 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

My post will only make sense if you read all of the guys screengrabs. But there's a part where he says something like "It's hard that so many Americans think federal workers are villains."

Uh, you know who doesn't think that? LiBrUl dEmoCRaTS. Fucking idiot. 

Normalguy is the fucking idiot

Contestinside is the functioning human that has empathy. He eventually realized that normalguy is a member of the leopards eating people’s faces party and reacted as follows…

 

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2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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selfish cunt, she should be happier about how much musk is going to be saving on his taxes 

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

U.S. Dept of Veterans Affairs confirms it has dismissed more than 1,000 employees

A once unthinkable concept for an agency that operates 100+ major hospitals and many hundreds more clinics 

And processes veterans benefits

 

leopards are ready to feast at the va 

Well ... maybe a sincere "Thank you for your service" will ease the pain.

2 minutes ago, skeeter said:

Well ... maybe a sincere "Thank you for your service" will ease the pain.

 

You left out "thoughts and prayers".  Of course, maybe team GOP only knows to use that in regards to school shootings.

Maybe "thank you for your sacrifice" will become the new term to use.

 

 

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31 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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"we voted for border security," says dumbfuck whose husband lost his job because they voted for the guy who killed the biggest bipartisan border bill we've seen in years. 

14 minutes ago, skeeter said:

Well ... maybe a sincere "Thank you for your service" will ease the pain.

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Why did the God-hating Communist Democrats do this?

Cuz we touch ourselves.

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51 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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"I support Trump on many things."

Maybe you should stop fucking doing that, idiot. Although it's illustrative to her audience, she has to QUALIFY her protest. Get fucked, loser. 

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This idea that he would only do the things that they agree with is incredibly narcissistic. 
 

then again, the number of folks that believe their own circumstances matter but nobody else’s do is just staggering to internalize. MY Medicare/medicaid/food stamps/fema funds/child care/disability/social security is important and essential, but you can take everyone else’s away, those fucking freeloaders. 

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59 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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I. Don't. Care.

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42 minutes ago, skeeter said:

Well ... maybe a sincere "Thank you for your service" will ease the pain.

DOGE, in a stunning move, is reversing its normal pare-government -to-the-bone course by establishing a new federal Department of Prayer Entitlement (DOPE)

The new DOPE department seeks to hire pastors from cowboy churches and prosperity ministries to offer thoughts and prayers for victims of mass shootings and other families needing prayer in lieu of government funding. “Fully 10% of the pastors will be assigned to pray for citizens who have lost health insurance, prescription benefits, pensions, homes, employment - and educational benefits for their special needs children - - which is far more pastors than Biden ever employed”,  said the new DOPE Director, Paula White, prior to adjusting her push-up bra and then engaging in a 25 minute speaking in tongues episode. 

President Trump released a statement this morning saying, “ I’m excited to have these DOPE pastors working for me as head of the executive branch. A lot of people are saying that this makes me the lead pastor…like a Pope…which means I don’t have to pay taxes anymore.  Trust me, we will offer the best prayers, the biggest prayers…. Prayers Jesus wishes that he had invented, his being nowhere near as effective as the ones my administration will pray.  This also means that anyone sending me money will be able to deduct that from their income taxes as a charitable deduction.  Which I believe is the prophecy they talk about in Fourth Corinthians.”

When do we get our checks for all the money we saved?

Just now, Fastbreak said:

When do we get our checks for all the money we saved?

Sorry.  Best we can do is massive tax breaks for billionaires.  They say "thank you, suckers."

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Sorry.  Best we can do is massive tax breaks for billionaires.  They say "thank you, suckers."

It's amazing so many don't see that this was the endgame all along. Every "lean libertarian" dipshit always trying to convince us that we're the ones with the wool over our eyes who didn't abandon that ship in 2016 needs their face eaten repeatedly. Every "Christian" that excused the obvious depravity of the dishonorable conman from New York needs the rudest fucking awakening imaginable. Every country club Pub who didn't abandon ship and at least leave the President line blank in 2016 and on needs their trust fund or 401k cut down to "fuck I gotta actually work" levels. This country cannot be simply fixed. We know now it needs a hard reboot.

In short:

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40 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I. Don't. Care.

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How’s that 2025 season looking, rural ‘merica?

So many reasons why it’s superfucked, it’s a longcat.

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11 minutes ago, GenXer said:

How’s that 2025 season looking, rural ‘merica?

So many reasons why it’s superfucked, it’s a longcat.

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53 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

DOGE, in a stunning move, is reversing its normal pare-government -to-the-bone course by establishing a new federal Department of Prayer Entitlement (DOPE)

The new DOPE department seeks to hire pastors from cowboy churches and prosperity ministries to offer thoughts and prayers for victims of mass shootings and other families needing prayer in lieu of government funding. “Fully 10% of the pastors will be assigned to pray for citizens who have lost health insurance, prescription benefits, pensions, homes, employment - and educational benefits for their special needs children - - which is far more pastors than Biden ever employed”,  said the new DOPE Director, Paula White, prior to adjusting her push-up bra and then engaging in a 25 minute speaking in tongues episode. 

President Trump released a statement this morning saying, “ I’m excited to have these DOPE pastors working for me as head of the executive branch. A lot of people are saying that this makes me the lead pastor…like a Pope…which means I don’t have to pay taxes anymore.  Trust me, we will offer the best prayers, the biggest prayers…. Prayers Jesus wishes that he had invented, his being nowhere near as effective as the ones my administration will pray.  This also means that anyone sending me money will be able to deduct that from their income taxes as a charitable deduction.  Which I believe is the prophecy they talk about in Fourth Corinthians.”

This could actually be real. 

And we’re only 6 weeks into what is supposed to be a 208 week term.  3% done if they don’t rat fuck democracy in the remaining 97%. 

58 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

DOGE, in a stunning move, is reversing its normal pare-government -to-the-bone course by establishing a new federal Department of Prayer Entitlement (DOPE)

The new DOPE department seeks to hire pastors from cowboy churches and prosperity ministries to offer thoughts and prayers for victims of mass shootings and other families needing prayer in lieu of government funding. “Fully 10% of the pastors will be assigned to pray for citizens who have lost health insurance, prescription benefits, pensions, homes, employment - and educational benefits for their special needs children - - which is far more pastors than Biden ever employed”,  said the new DOPE Director, Paula White, prior to adjusting her push-up bra and then engaging in a 25 minute speaking in tongues episode. 

President Trump released a statement this morning saying, “ I’m excited to have these DOPE pastors working for me as head of the executive branch. A lot of people are saying that this makes me the lead pastor…like a Pope…which means I don’t have to pay taxes anymore.  Trust me, we will offer the best prayers, the biggest prayers…. Prayers Jesus wishes that he had invented, his being nowhere near as effective as the ones my administration will pray.  This also means that anyone sending me money will be able to deduct that from their income taxes as a charitable deduction.  Which I believe is the prophecy they talk about in Fourth Corinthians.”

Please tell me you wrote this. Well done. 

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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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"BUT BORDER SECURITY!"

Then

"We are real people with families who need to put food on the table just like everyone else."

What she really means is

"We are real white people with white families who need to put bland food on our IKEA table just like everyone else who's white."

Fuck 'em.

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Please get after Medicare/medicaid/social security soon. I am not hearing enough older folks suffering from their vote.

16 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Please get after Medicare/medicaid/social security soon. I am not hearing enough older folks suffering from their vote.

Yep, If all the Boomer MAGATs lose those for the next three years and die off it will shore up the reserves for when I'm ready to retire.  (thinking like a DJT voter) 

2 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

"we voted for border security," says dumbfuck whose husband lost his job because they voted for the guy who killed the biggest bipartisan border bill we've seen in years. 

...and did so expressly because he didn't want Dems to get any credit. America First 

27 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

USA- the new North Korea

 

 

I can't wait for Tuesday!

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21 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  Imagine the easy messaging.

"Here's a list of all the things Republicans say are broken and the government of Texas needs to fix (list of a jillion things).  Republicans have held every statewide office in Texas for THIRTY FUCKING YEARS.  If there's something broken in Texas, it's because THEY broke it.  Why would you trust the people who broke Texas to fix it?  It's time for a change.  Texas deserves better.  Even Republicans think so."

On Bluesky, there's a "movement" starting, discussing the idea of Dems holding a daily press conference to discuss every thing the Republicans are fucking up.  Mayor Pete is the guy that most want to see do it.  Mark Cuban is now promoting the idea as well. 

 

19 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Yep, If all the Boomer MAGATs lose those for the next three years and die off it will shore up the reserves for when I'm ready to retire.  (thinking like a DJT voter) 

LOl at you thinking that money will be made available to you or anyone else at any point. AT BEST it goes to pay back the national debt, and you never see it again. But most likely, that money just goes to the already rich, you never see it again, and the debt eventually forces us to collapse. 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

LOl at you thinking that money will be made available to you or anyone else at any point. AT BEST it goes to pay back the national debt, and you never see it again. But most likely, that money just goes to the already rich, you never see it again, and the debt eventually forces us to collapse. 

I clearly stated I was thinking like a DJT voter

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On Bluesky, there's a "movement" starting, discussing the idea of Dems holding a daily press conference to discuss every thing the Republicans are fucking up.  Mayor Pete is the guy that most want to see do it.  Mark Cuban is now promoting the idea as well. 

Until Medicare and Social Security and welfare / snap are cut, republicans won’t care
52 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Please tell me you wrote this. Well done. 

WWLD.  

what would Lobo do?

Just now, Gatorubet said:

WWLD.  

what would Lobo do?

If it's the post I'm thinking of, I thought of Lobo when reading it.

 

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

On Bluesky, there's a "movement" starting, discussing the idea of Dems holding a daily press conference to discuss every thing the Republicans are fucking up.  Mayor Pete is the guy that most want to see do it.  Mark Cuban is now promoting the idea as well. 

The only people who would hear what was said in these press conferences are the people who already talk politics on bluesky.

Dems need to infiltrate TikTok.  They need to learn how to beat the algorithms and get their message in front of everyone.  They need to have successful non-political podcasts that occasionally wade into leftist ideals.  The need a communications plan that was developed after 1996.

Daily press conferences is the dorkiest solution imaginable, and therefore the likely path forward at this point.

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Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

The only people who would hear what was said in these press conferences are the people who already talk politics on bluesky.

Dems need to infiltrate TikTok.  They need to learn how to beat the algorithms and get their message in front of everyone.  They need to have successful non-political podcasts that occasionally wade into leftist ideals.  The need a communications plan that was developed after 1996.

Daily press conferences are the dorkiest solution imaginable, and therefore the likely path forward at this point.

This.  Don't practice information boxing via Marquess of Queensberry rules.  Practice what has worked for your opponent: information terrorism and deception, following ZERO rules except this one: "WIN."

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The only people who would hear what was said in these press conferences are the people who already talk politics on bluesky.

Dems need to infiltrate TikTok.  They need to learn how to beat the algorithms and get their message in front of everyone.  They need to have successful non-political podcasts that occasionally wade into leftist ideals.  The need a communications plan that was developed after 1996.

Daily press conferences are the dorkiest solution imaginable, and therefore the likely path forward at this point.

You're talking about a party that continues to trot out Chuck Schumer and his trademark readers to rally the Democratic faithful.

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3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You're talking about a party that continues to trot out Chuck Schumer and his trademark readers to rally the Democratic faithful.

Gimme more of that guy who called Elmo a dick.  That's the energy we need right now.  

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  Don't practice information boxing via Marquess of Queensberry rules.  Practice what has worked for your opponent: information terrorism and deception, following ZERO rules except this one: "WIN."

They continue to allow their enemy to define them to a vast majority of the country.

While I still think she should have attempted to do it, admittedly Kamala going on Rogan the week before the election would have felt pretty forced.  But if the Dems start laying the groundwork now and getting these shows to start booking folks from the left, it will 1) expose the audience to a new set of ideas and 2) set the stage for the big guns to make an appearance in 2028. 

Hitting the podcast circuit should be a big focus of Democratic politicians everywhere. The focus on door knocking and phone banking is just bizarre. In person rallies are only good in the sense that it provides good images and sound bites. This isn't the 20th century.

20 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Gimme more of that guy who called Elmo a dick.  That's the energy we need right now.  

So what you're saying is we need big dick energy right now?

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