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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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6 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just go hang out with a bunch of Germans at a Caribbean beach. You will fit right in.

Some of them appear to have found their way out here too.

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12 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Exactly. Speaking as the rare example of a middle aged white man with the quads to pull off short gym/running shorts and swimsuits, I'm happy to see them come back.

Where you been hidin brosef, they have been back for years.

10 hours ago, DreadHead said:

It's also more projection. They accuse Biden of planting mines and fudging numbers. Trump and Elon are in the middle of doing that right now. Trump is straight deleting evidence of his guilt in Jan. 6th and any of the other lawsuits he can get his hands on through the DOJ. They stopped tracking bird flu numbers, just like they had stopped tracking Covid back in the day. They will hold back data, fudge it, lie about it, omit it.. all kinds of things just to make the "data" fit their narrative. He's an old-school scam artist and fraudster, using the same tired tricks and thinking nobody will catch on if he just repeats the lie enough... and it's working for much of his base.

But can you lie away economic consequences?  Will the market believe the lies?  There is no doubt that propaganda works, and with so many willing to repeat the lies as truth the lies certainly have the upper hand.  But can lies mask economic reality?  Can simply not reporting, counting or trying to effectively manage bird flu for example mean that "We are doing a fantasitic job" White house alternative reality?  Or will the fact Eggs are 50% more in a month, rule as fact?

It's just like abortion.  Does anyone expect any honest numbers regarding infant mortality from the State of Texas for example?  Lying works.  And It's not really lying if it if you simply don't allow the truth to be known... And Republicans honestly view this as how government should work. 

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German banana hammocks? It’s like herding cats with you people.

 

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"Now I'm like: "Dang, why didn't I pick Kamala??"

 

 

LOL.  Yes... why??   I wonder WHY?   It's all such a mystery....

4 minutes ago, GenXer said:

German banana hammocks? It’s like herding cats with you people.

 

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“Partner”?  Shouldn’t that non-married in Jesus‘s Holy Church whore support the Democrats?    

And I have never seen a bigger DEI scam than all of those women in nursing keeping jobs from the male nurses (who are probably better at it.)

I think Elon should look into the over-representation of women in the federal nursing workforce. 

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6 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

"Now I'm like: "Dang, why didn't I pick Kamala??"

 

 

LOL.  Yes... why??   I wonder WHY?   It's all such a mystery....

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On 2/16/2025 at 10:33 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

what was so horrible and wrong that the govt had to be blown up ?

cut back and reduce staff, sure that should always be happening. 

closing down entire agencies because musk did the same at twitter ? fuck no

Fuck that. Dems constantly conceding that Republicans are right that the government is shitty is a big part of why we are where we are now. Before DOGE started taking a hatchet to it, the federal workforce had as many employees as it had in 1985. And that was because of a lot of new hires under Biden. In 2014 it was the same size it was in 1966.

70% of the government is military and veterans. What's left is woefully inadequate to manage a modern state that is as large geographically and economically as America is. And now we're firing them all. 

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This next hurricane season, the only question is how many red states are gonna be fucked by non-existent FEMA Resources.  Trump is already whining that states should take care of their own natural disasters.  

This should work well, as all of those red states are such economic engines, providing so much income to the United States.

This next hurricane season, the only question is how many red states are gonna be fucked by non-existent FEMA Resources.  Trump is already whining that states should take care of their own natural disasters.  
This should work well, as all of those red states are such economic engines, providing so much income to the United States.


Oh…he’ll just take money from one place and send it to the red states as a direct cash transfer. That’s how dictators buy favor.

Yea and back then home prices were only around 3.5-4x of median income, now they are 7x.  

Well…then let’s get ready for crashing the value of housing, the primary store of value/equity for many Americans.
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

This next hurricane season, the only question is how many red states are gonna be fucked by non-existent FEMA Resources.  Trump is already whining that states should take care of their own natural disasters.  

This should work well, as all of those red states are such economic engines, providing so much income to the United States.

Next?

They are already fucking with the past hurricane season:

https://www.ajc.com/politics/trump-administration-denies-kemps-bid-to-extend-hurricane-helene-aid-deadline/33QKIFIHXVHWPMDEUP7WWKXR4U/

Trump administration denies Kemp’s bid to extend Hurricane Helene aid deadline 

 

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President Donald Trump’s administration has denied Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp’s request to give local governments more time to apply for federal disaster assistance after Hurricane Helene.

Hurricane Helene, which struck the Southeast last September, was one of the most destructive and deadly tropical storms in U.S. history, responsible for at least 219 deaths and almost $80 billion in damages. The storm caused an estimated $5.5 billion in damage to Georgia’s agriculture and forestry sectors alone, according to estimates from the University of Georgia.

 

 

 

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Is the current time allotment of many months insufficient?  I suppose that depends on what documentation is needed to apply. 

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is the current time allotment of many months insufficient?  I suppose that depends on what documentation is needed to apply. 

 

I have no idea about any of the machinations of FEMA, past storms, time limits, etc.  But this is pretty simple:  Kemp didn't sufficiently bend the knee after the 2020 election, so Trump is going to fuck over the state of Georgia.

 

 

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I have no idea about any of the machinations of FEMA, past storms, time limits, etc.  But this is pretty simple:  Kemp didn't sufficiently bend the knee after the 2020 election, so Trump is going to fuck over the state of Georgia.

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23 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

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One of the most evil actions ever seen a US president take??  Come on man.   You forgetting that time Obama wore the tan suit??

Why the fuck are people blacking out the names? 

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Why the fuck are people blacking out the names? 

It sure as fuck isn't to protect the innocent.

The people who voted for him while saying "Oh he won't do those terrible things he's promising to do" are now surprised that the person we knew to be terrible is indeed doing the terrible things he promised. 

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The people who voted for him while saying "Oh he won't do those terrible things he's promising to do" are now surprised that the person we knew to be terrible is indeed doing the terrible things he promised. 

But he’s also a liar so it does make some sense.  Or, from their perspective, he just says things and/or it’s a negotiating tactic. 

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But he’s also a liar so it does make some sense. 

All the qualities you look for in a President.

Dude literally had a reality TV show that's tagline was "You're fired" made possible by a vast swath of Americans who get off on that shit. This should be the least surprising thing he's ever done. 

13 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Why the fuck are people blacking out the names? 

I imagine a lot of these screenshots are being copied directly from one of a few subreddits. I believe, but not certain, that I've seen at least one of them explicitly state blocking out names is a requirement to be posted in order to prevent anyone from getting doxxed. It makes sense if you want to ensure no one gets hunted down (with the risk of mistaken identity occurring) and harrassed/hurt.

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17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But he’s also a liar so it does make some sense.  Or, from their perspective, he just says things and/or it’s a negotiating tactic. 

Trump’s near-constant lying really broke (stupid) people’s brains. It allows them to justify a cafeteria MAGA interpretation, latching on to the promises they like and dismissing the others as “Trump being Trump” (that is, not telling the truth).

It never occurred to them that such a comprehensive history of dishonesty makes someone fundamentally untrustworthy. They convinced themselves that Trump’s true intentions are entirely aligned with theirs, the same way the religious hoi polloi all believe God is eager to intervene on behalf of their own chosen sports team over all the other teams who also have fans that pray to the same God.

Our species is fundamentally stupid and self-centered and, thus, easy to deceive. 

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1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Trump’s near-constant lying really broke (stupid) people’s brains. It allows them to justify a cafeteria MAGA interpretation, latching on to the promises they like and dismissing the others as “Trump being Trump” (that is, not telling the truth).

It never occurred to them that such a comprehensive history of dishonesty makes someone fundamentally untrustworthy. They convinced themselves that Trump’s true intentions are entirely aligned with theirs, the same way the religious hoi polloi all believe God is eager to intervene on behalf of their own chosen sports team. 

Our species is fundamentally stupid and self-centered and, thus, easy to deceive. 

"Sure he's a terrible person proposing terrible things, but he's also a liar, a thief, a rapist, and can be made to do literally anything as long as you give him a moment of flattery. He's got my vote."

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

"Sure he's a terrible person proposing terrible things, but he's also a liar, a thief, a rapist, and can be made to do literally anything as long as you give him a moment of flattery. He's got my vote."

Just look at all the MAGA dumbfucks going on Twitter or Truth to implore Trump to save their government job or their immigrant spouse or their autistic kid’s special programs because, unlike all the others whom Trump and DOGE rightly smote, they are a Good Girl or Boy. They’re literally praying to him and it’s fucking sad and pathetic.

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I cackled.

This should be self evident but everyone is someone’s “other” so maybe think about who you put into office and give power to. 
to the billionaires, everyone that isn’t a billionaire is an other. They don’t need to get granular enough to see race or merit. 

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56 minutes ago, troph said:

and "both sides" bullshit too.

Well that is always tricky. Obviously we need to hold the Democrats responsible for what they do wrong and vote out the bad people.

But in doing that you don't want to accidentally encourage people to instead support the far worse Republican Party or one of the several grifting third parties.

16 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

One of my friends purchased his first house with a mortgage rate at 15%.

I purchased my first home when rates  had plummeted to 13%.  That is one example of the sort of pain that the late 70s /early 80s saw.  But I think Donald can get us there.  

I will cash out my home again, put it all on VTI again, and keep rolling. That shit works wonders.

 

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11 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

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No no no! Not MY benefits! 

That person is a selfish piece of shit. Hope they're happy that they vote for their stepfather to suffer. Of course he probably voted for it too.

Fuck 'em.

14 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

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No no no! Not MY benefits! 


her and her father should follow trumps advice and inject bleach. 

1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

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And now, a photographic interpretation of how the pleas to Doge will be resolved by Trump and Elmo. 

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They love what DOGE is doing but doesn't want government employees fired? Clearly they don't know what DOGE is doing.

19 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

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No no no! Not MY benefits! 

 

19 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

That person is a selfish piece of shit. Hope they're happy that they vote for their stepfather to suffer. Of course he probably voted for it too.

Fuck 'em.

 

19 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:


her and her father should follow trumps advice and inject bleach. 

 

18 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

And now, a photographic interpretation of how the pleas to Doge will be resolved by Trump and Elmo. 

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17 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

They love what DOGE is doing but doesn't want government employees fired? Clearly they don't know what DOGE is doing.


Mein fuhrer. I love what the party is doing! Can I ask one favor though? Marty Feinstein has been doing my family’s books as long as I can remember. Now I’ve heard there’s a shortage of experienced accountants ever since you found that solution of yours but the idea of going and finding an experienced bookkeeper in the middle of a war just seems very difficult right now…….

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Mein fuhrer. I love what the party is doing! Can I ask one favor though? Marty Feinstein has been doing my family’s books as long as I can remember. Now I’ve heard there’s a shortage of experienced accountants ever since you found that solution of your but the idea of going and finding an experienced bookkeeper in the middle of a war just seems very difficult right now…….

"Dear Leader Dotard, I love everything you're doing! Fuck all these people! However, apparently a small part of this impacts me so if you could not do that part, that would be great. Thanks!"

The complete lack of self-awareness from these people is remarkable. Well, I mean it should be I guess. 

My mom has a friend whose whole life has been what I’d describe as a struggle. Super sweet lady though. Kids turned out ok / pretty good. One’s a music teacher who’s husband was a pos, but she’s doing alright.

The other is doing well in coaching and education. Married. Husband’s stand up. Had kids…. AND lets her parents live in an in-law suite they built into their house.

Friend who lives with younger kid has been sick her whole life. Recently got a liver transplant in the swapping 2 pt conversions OT. Miracle.

Well, the reason why she lives with her kid is that her husband who seems like a nice guy can’t hold a job. Dude has been in and out of work as long as I was 2 years old. 

Anyhow, this guys got a maintenance gig that provides insurance for their $30k pharmaceutical yearly bill.

i just found out he was fired bc he called his supervisor an idiot during a heated argument before Christmas. And was walked out. He worked at the … checks notes… YMCA?! I mean… wow.

So they’re back to being scared bc she’s about to run out of her 3 month supply of meds she received right before he was shit canned.

i say all this bc im damn near 99% sure they voted for Trump. And I feel like they’re about to have some brutal, brutal realities beyond anything they’re ever faced come their way.

Thoughts and prayers indeed.

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Can you go back and edit your post?  I think you used a couple of apostrophes properly and that doesn't match the other hundred improper usages.

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Pretty sure we all know how the members of the Nebraska Cattlemen Association voted.

https://nebraska.tv/news/local/federal-layoffs-impact-nebraska-research-farm-raising-concerns

 

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Federal layoffs have struck the U.S. Meat Animal Research Center in central Nebraska, leaving several scientists who work with cattle and pigs without jobs. The move has sparked confusion and concern among those in Nebraska agriculture.

"It's the largest research center of its kind in the world. We just can't emphasize enough how important the work they do there is for the beef cattle industry. They've been revolutionary on so many things. It certainly is a concern for us to hear statements about people being let go," said Laura Field, executive vice president of the Nebraska Cattlemen.

 

 

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It certainly is a concern for us to hear statements about people being let go," said Laura Field, executive vice president of the Nebraska Cattlemen.

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I am sick of the mf-ing cattlemen association and their mf-ing DEI hires!

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On 2/5/2025 at 2:17 PM, hookem2010 said:

Well in my case, my parents are in the valley for a while, although they normally live half an hour away. So this all took place over email so I could compose and organize my thoughts, with citations.

My father responded that he gave money to a candidate for the first time in his life to Haley and voted for her in the primary. He also put on his Anastasis hat and said he hated the far right as much as the far left, and that we need to have faith that our checks and balances will prevails.

I'm sure my mother is still crying.

So we're almost two weeks into ties being severed. No further attempt to communicate by either side, but my sister recently talked to my mom, explaining how she was worried how her small business would do as Trump works to fuck the economy, while also mentioning she read my email.

The response? Immigrants are dangerous and liberals sold the party to trans extremists.

So, to summarize, my parents bought a house 30 minutes away to be near their grandkids. Their eldest and only child with kids (me), has told them how their continued support of Trump has me not wanting to spend time around them until they at least show some ability to see how their vote threatens my family's future. They moved away from their only daughter, the child with easily the strongest attachment to them and extended family. She has now openly told my mother she (my mother) is supporting a nazi. Their youngest son moved to California 8 years ago. But at least trans and Mexicans are getting what they had coming to them!

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11 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

But at least trans and Mexicans are getting what they had coming to them!

Life is too short. Invite them over for a party. Open the door to show you and your whole family dressed as trans Mexicans.

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