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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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11 minutes ago, Grande Mart said:

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according to the AP, 30% of the nuclear employee layoffs were at the Pantex plant near Amarillo. Having grown up there, I can pretty much guarantee that most of those workers voted for Trump

That reminds me: I need to check in on my buddy who lives in Amarillo and works for the VA (he's leans slightly left and hates Trump/Cruz - I know that much). I hope he's managing this all right.

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11 minutes ago, bolverk said:

That reminds me: I need to check in on my buddy who lives in Amarillo and works for the VA (he's leans slightly left and hates Trump/Cruz - I know that much). I hope he's managing this all right.

Amarillo is a unique place, there are some reasonable people there fighting a losing battle, but they keep fighting. I got the fuck out of there. 

5 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

That person is a selfish piece of shit. Hope they're happy that they vote for their stepfather to suffer. Of course he probably voted for it too.

Fuck 'em.

But they voted for TRUMP and are "100% MAGA" so they shouldn't be hurt by the gutting of our Federal government! That's not who we should be hurting with these cuts! Not THEM! They were supposed to target the other them...

1 hour ago, Grande Mart said:

according to the AP, 30% of the nuclear employee layoffs were at the Pantex plant near Amarillo. Having grown up there, I can pretty much guarantee that most of those workers voted for Trump

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Life is too short. Invite them over for a party. Open the door to show you and your whole family dressed as trans Mexicans.

My first thought was everyone dressed like Walter Malcado.

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2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Life is too short. Invite them over for a party. Open the door to show you and your whole family dressed as trans Mexicans.

If they refuse to come to the party, take a family picture but have 2 trans Mexicans made up to resemble your mom and dad.  Use the photo for your Christmas card and make sure to send it to them. 

8 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

If they refuse to come to the party, take a family picture but have 2 trans Mexicans made up to resemble your mom and dad.  Use the photo for your Christmas card and make sure to send it to them. 

Hookem2010 needs to be at the wheel, with the trans Mexicans on the hood. 

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14 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

"Now I'm like: "Dang, why didn't I pick Kamala??"

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3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Life is too short. Invite them over for a party. Open the door to show you and your whole family dressed as trans Mexicans.

This sounds like a dope ass party.

On 2/16/2025 at 3:57 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

NGL, I can rock a pair of hot pants but no pics you weirdos.

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10 hours ago, The Dog said:

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of you're not trump or musk, you're the others 

9 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

The Deep Steak.  

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9 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

The Deep Steak.  

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Poor Georgia… oh well.

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17 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

They love what DOGE is doing but doesn't want government employees fired? Clearly they don't know what DOGE is doing.

 

the avg maga-ite is a extremely dumb and very selfish 

 

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1 hour ago, Goofyboy said:

Poor Georgia… oh well.

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leopards like skinny and hungry faces too. have to eat more to fill up though 

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1 hour ago, Goofyboy said:

Poor Georgia… oh well.

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Joke's on them.  The reason why Trump asked the victims to name their insurers is so he could solicit campaign contributions from them.

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3 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

Poor Georgia… oh well.

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3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

He fought for his freedom to get fired and I thank him.

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Thank you for your service in the name of government efficiency.  

Forgive my ignorance but how does someone that was a supply specialist and then in public affairs end up with a disability?

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Forgive my ignorance but how does someone that was a supply specialist and then in public affairs end up with a disability?

Carpal tunnel syndrome.

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Forgive my ignorance but how does someone that was a supply specialist and then in public affairs end up with a disability?

I, along with some nfl players, have a disability: T1D.

I suspect someone could develop T2D, and it might be considered a disability.

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23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I need to know how he voted before I react. 

On 2/17/2025 at 11:48 AM, BrickHorn said:

Just look at all the MAGA dumbfucks going on Twitter or Truth to implore Trump to save their government job or their immigrant spouse or their autistic kid’s special programs because, unlike all the others whom Trump and DOGE rightly smote, they are a Good Girl or Boy. They’re literally praying to him and it’s fucking sad and pathetic.

It’s also awesome watching so many get their faces feasted on.  Taking score, so far with those I know, Trump voters are getting fucked much harder on the whole.  LFG


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Did he just think this out of his ass because "Trump would never do that to the troops!" or is there something I missed from the admin that said they wouldn't terminate vets?

But they don’t understand that loyalty is a one way street to Trump. Loyalty, or fealty, to him is the expectation but it won’t be reciprocated unless by happenstance and only for as long as it serves him to be so. 

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But they don’t understand that loyalty is a one way street to Trump. Loyalty, or fealty, to him is the expectation but it won’t be reciprocated unless by happenstance and only for as long as it serves him to be so. 

Trump demands loyalty but only respects strength. Very difficult to both be strong and a supplicant.

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16 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:


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Did he just think this out of his ass because "Trump would never do that to the troops!" or is there something I missed from the admin that said they wouldn't terminate vets?

It’s really as simple as this: MAGA voters have a very self-centered view of the world and they approach politics as folk religion. They behave (without realizing it) as if Trump is omniscient and entirely aligned to their own individualized value system. But he’s also distracted and he fucks up sometimes. So you have to tweet at him (read: pray) to get him to correct his inadvertent mistakes, where he accidentally used his infinite powers to fuck over those he always intended to protect.

It’s the lowest form of religious practice. And it’s how a significant part of the voting public in the most powerful nation in history view politics. 

1 hour ago, troph said:

or just invite me over, don't tell them I'm trans, we have a lovely time, I'll make them laugh, they will think I'm the cat's meow. then I leave and you break the news to them...

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you think I can't do that? I did it the other night with a lovely old man. at a party, he was gushing over me. complimented me on my outfit, my smile, my demeanor, said he's never seen anyone so happy, called me delightful, what else? he was clearly into me. he also commented that @Ramblyn and I were such an amazing couple and we were so good together. He clearly wanted to watch. But the point is, fuck these people who hate, they need to be shocked and awed.

Well, in fairness....that old dude has some memory issues and as I understand it, was hitting our vino with vigor.  But in alternate fairness, y'all DID look amazing and were delightful company, so maybe he was on to something.  And yeah....he may have wanted to watch.

56 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

TLDR; sucker and loser got what was coming to him.

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30 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:


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Did he just think this out of his ass because "Trump would never do that to the troops!" or is there something I missed from the admin that said they wouldn't terminate vets?

You mean project 2025 overtly discussing disbanding the VA wasnt enough of a hint he didn't GAF about Vets? Calling them suckers and losers? This is my shocked face. 

51 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Forgive my ignorance but how does someone that was a supply specialist and then in public affairs end up with a disability?

Disability is a scale used to calculate retirement benefits, and it's hard to do 20 years and not leave with at least a partial disability. Hearing loss is a big one. Maybe you broke an ankle or something at some point and now you've got arthritis. Doesn't mean you got your leg blown off in Fallujah or anything like that. Could just be a repetitive stress injury that gets you a 20% disabled rating and a little extra in your retirement package. 

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Another account that appears to be some sort of “trad wife” influencer quote-tweeted Kelly’s post, warning young women that “if you follow this path you will be single and alone at 35 scrambling to try to find a good guy to settle down with to finally have kids only to find that there are none left.” The top reply came from a user named Jeanna Hoch, who, herself, appears to be a business owner: “Not wanting to be a boss babe is not settling for less. My kids were raised by me, not a nanny or daycare. It’s ok to find a man who wants to provide for his family.” 

One reply from a male conservative influencer reads, “This is the exact mentality creating an epidemic of single and childless women,” as if not marrying and being abused by some shitty conservative man who can probably barely pay his own bills let alone yours is a fate worse than death. 

Reading even a small sampling of the thousands of replies is like staring into an abyss of anti-intellectualism, an orgy of primal, caveman levels of misogyny. Another male conservative influencer told Kelly, “A thousand unborn babies are really mad at you right now.” Ah, yes: unborn babies, famously sentient and thinking about… Megyn Kelly. Other popular replies bemoan that “this mindset is actually keeping a lot of women single,” and “Competent men do not want to deal with the type of woman with everything you state.”

 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Forgive my ignorance but how does someone that was a supply specialist and then in public affairs end up with a disability?

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You voted for this, cocksucker.

 

 

 

18 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Disability is a scale used to calculate retirement benefits, and it's hard to do 20 years and not leave with at least a partial disability. Hearing loss is a big one. Maybe you broke an ankle or something at some point and now you've got arthritis. Doesn't mean you got your leg blown off in Fallujah or anything like that. Could just be a repetitive stress injury that gets you a 20% disabled rating and a little extra in your retirement package. 

Sleep apnea will get you 50% disability.

16 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Sleep apnea will get you 50% disability.

Hmm I see some potential doge savings at the military pension level. 
 

meanwhile, my former neighbor had to fight tooth and nail to get all of his various cancers that are linked to agent orange exposure approved for disability, because they started after his separation from the service. 

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35 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Disability is a scale used to calculate retirement benefits, and it's hard to do 20 years and not leave with at least a partial disability. Hearing loss is a big one. Maybe you broke an ankle or something at some point and now you've got arthritis. Doesn't mean you got your leg blown off in Fallujah or anything like that. Could just be a repetitive stress injury that gets you a 20% disabled rating and a little extra in your retirement package. 

For what it's worth, my dad has 50% disability, and none of it has to due with any combat injury.  It's likely Agent Orange in Vietnam and/or exposure to contaminated water in Camp Lejeune in the 1980s (he's actually getting a settlement for the latter in the near future, unless Donald fucks with that as well).  He's had various health issues since his 50s, including cancer in 2020.

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20 minutes ago, South Austin said:

For what it's worth, my dad has 50% disability, and none of it has to due with any combat injury.  It's likely Agent Orange in Vietnam and/or exposure to contaminated water in Camp Lejeune in the 1980s (he's actually getting a settlement for the latter in the near future, unless Donald fucks with that as well).  He's had various health issues since his 50s, including cancer in 2020.

Yeah. That Agent Orange cancer shit killed my Father-in-Law in 2022. 

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