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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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5 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

There's also a Steelburg, Pennsylvania.

Just call it Dumbfuckistan. 

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6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Just call it Dumbfuckistan.

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“This is rural Iowa. You’ve got a male, and you’ve got a female. We don’t have pronouns.”

 

13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

There's also a Steelburg, Pennsylvania.

Uncertain, Texas, incoming.

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32 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

We don’t have pronouns.”

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I laugh every time I hear that. “We don’t use pronouns around these parts!!”

Um yes you do.

1 hour ago, MotownHorn said:

I teach poli sci and had to have a conversation with a big Trumper student where he told me that Donald Trump doesn't lie. He just engages in "truthful hyperbole"

I wanted to bang my head against the wall

That's where you tell the kid he'd better investigate his add/drop options because there's no way he's passing your class

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I laugh every time I hear that. “We don’t use pronouns around these parts!!”

Um yes you do.

And it was certainty "We ain't done use no . . . ."

Just now, C-Man said:

That's where you tell the kid he'd better investigate his add/drop options because there's no way he's passing your class

The day after add/drop ends. :) 

19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I laugh every time I hear that. “We don’t use pronouns around these parts!!”

Um yes you do.

Honestly, not using pronouns would be incredibly woke. 

No way of knowing for certain if the caller is Team MAGA, but they are from West Virginia, so.....

 

 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Honestly, not using pronouns would be incredibly woke. 

Half of this country is about a year away from grunts and other guttural utterances.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:


Colbert was onto this shit with “truthiness” even before Trump came along.

“Alternative facts” - Kellyanne Conway

100%. And this is where Democrats lose imo. It's all about the narrative/story you're telling and whether voters believe it. It doesn't matter if that story is true or not.

Trump says dumb shit like "there's fires in California because they turned off the water. We just need to turn the faucet on and the fires will stop." and people believe it. Of course it's fucking idiotic and incorrect, but that doesn't matter. All that matters is people believe it.

Also Trump has an entire propaganda machine behind him repeating his bullshit again and again and again until it becomes "truth." Just like at January 6th. A day of love where, ok sure there was some violence, but it was all Nancy Pelosi's fault!

25 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

100%. And this is where Democrats lose imo. It's all about the narrative/story you're telling and whether voters believe it. It doesn't matter if that story is true or not.

Trump says dumb shit like "there's fires in California because they turned off the water. We just need to turn the faucet on and the fires will stop." and people believe it. Of course it's fucking idiotic and incorrect, but that doesn't matter. All that matters is people believe it.

Also Trump has an entire propaganda machine behind him repeating his bullshit again and again and again until it becomes "truth." Just like at January 6th. A day of love where, ok sure there was some violence, but it was all Nancy Pelosi's fault!

This.  The only currency of any value to the "persuadable" voters is lies.  Tell them lies, big lies, on repeat, hammering them with a firehose of lies.

"Democrats will double your social security without raising taxes.  Republicans want to take away your social security and are installing spy cameras on your computers right now, through Elon's Starlink, so China can see everything you do."

28 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

No way of knowing for certain if the caller is Team MAGA, but they are from West Virginia, so.....

Doesn't sound like the caller is a Trumper but he called out his neighbors. 

33 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

Trump says dumb shit like "there's fires in California because they turned off the water. We just need to turn the faucet on and the fires will stop." and people believe it. Of course it's fucking idiotic and incorrect, but that doesn't matter. All that matters is people believe it.

If Joe Biden or Kamala Harris said anything half as stupid as that, the NYT/CNN/WaPO wouldve spent weeks hammering them.

15 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

If Joe Biden or Kamala Harris said anything half as stupid as that, the NYT/CNN/WaPO wouldve spent weeks hammering them.

Then just call those sources fake news, use the power of the government to go after publishers' other businesses, threaten the owners and their family members personally.

Those are the rules of the game now.  Play by them, or get crushed.

1 hour ago, MotownHorn said:

100%. And this is where Democrats lose imo. It's all about the narrative/story you're telling and whether voters believe it. It doesn't matter if that story is true or not.

I'd say it's how democracy loses. We know Trumpers will never believe whatever the Democrats say. It literally doesn't matter. There is no public square anymore. These people have chosen stupidity and the only thing that could wake them up is the tangible personal damage they will feel due to Trump/Musk's actions. 

 

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9 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I'd rather have Omar as president.

At least he has a code. 

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

These people have chosen stupidity and the only thing that could wake them up is the tangible personal damage they will feel due to Trump/Musk's actions. 

they have also chosen cruelty - so long as it is cruelty to others.  That is why I hope the pain is astronomical. To them. And their loved ones.  And their neighbors.   Because that will be the only thing that might keep us away from the dark vision of our country that the GOP is trying to create into reality.    

I’m old, and my parents were depression era kids.  People who suffered in the depression and we’re not able to afford food and clothes and shelter knew in the most personal way the value of progressive policies. They knew we should have some form of healthcare for free, they knew we should have some sort of minimum poverty, preventing retirement plan like Social Security.    They knew labor unions were important to make sure people had a living wage.  

100 years later, people have forgotten all of those hard lessons learned.  So apparently we have to learn them again.  

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2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

If Joe Biden or Kamala Harris said anything half as stupid as that, the NYT/CNN/WaPO wouldve spent weeks hammering them.

You're right. Those outlets bend over fucking backwards to be "fair," which means going harder on Dems and easier on Republicans so they won't be accused of liberal bias.

Our news media is completely and totally broken. And Trump plays them like a fiddle. Meanwhile Faux News is about the best non-violent weapon anyone has ever developed for use against the United States of America.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Then just call those sources fake news, use the power of the government to go after publishers' other businesses, threaten the owners and their family members personally.

Those are the rules of the game now.  Play by them, or get crushed.

Yep. Democrats are playing by a set of outdated rules that no one cares about anymore. This tweet from 2018 holds true today...

"The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over"

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35 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

That is why I hope the pain is astronomical. To them. And their loved ones.  And their neighbors.   Because that will be the only thing that might keep us away from the dark vision of our country that the GOP is trying to create into reality.    

And to that end, the Dems need to adopt another play from the GQP playbook: 1) purposefully inflict pain directly onto those people, and 2) just repeat over and over that it's the Republicans fault, they did this.  "This is the effect of Trumponomics."  Dems imposing legislation/executive orders that require all farmers to pay an extra 20% in taxes?  "This is the effect of Trumponomics.  That's a Trump tax."

22 hours ago, Bullneck said:

When they a MAGA man's parents die of what could have been a treatable cancer, when his wife dies during an ectopic pregnancy, his brother lives on the streets after getting dumped out a VA hospital with PTSD, when his company president dies in a plane crash, when his kids suffer the effects of measles, and food is skyrocketing and interest rates on his variable mortgage make his home unaffordable, maybe he'll wonder if maybe he's been duped.  

Nope. He'll blame it on Biden and her emails. Indubitably. And that most divisive president ever, Obummer.

2 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Nope. He'll blame it on Biden and her emails. Indubitably. And that most divisive president ever, Obummer.

Weirdly, there is an actual chance that they will blame it on their elected GOP candidates and officials not named Trump.  Why? Because when things start sliding into the giant shit abyss we are headed for, the only sure thing besides death and taxes is that Trump will be blaming it on everyone but himself - and if the Democrats are no longer in charge of the house, the Senate or the oval office, it will be a harder sell to blame it on Biden.    Sure, there will always be mouth breathers to carry his water and blame it on the dems.   But as we have seen, they will turn on anyone in the GOP that Trump tells him is an enemy. And we know who Trump has no problem turning on anyone in the GOP if it gives him the slightest advantage.

That is what so stupid about going all-in on their shitty policies from day one.  As dumb as America is, they can figure out that last month under Biden I had $6 dollar insulin and today under Trump it’s $80.    The much smarter play would have been to slow roll the dismantling of the government and preserve their ability to blame bad things on Democrats.    But Trump had to replace everyone in government with toadies and Myrmidons within two years to be able to more successfully engineer his real goal-  to end elections.  

 

45 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

You're right. Those outlets bend over fucking backwards to be "fair," which means going harder on Dems and easier on Republicans so they won't be accused of liberal bias.

Our news media is completely and totally broken. And Trump plays them like a fiddle. Meanwhile Faux News is about the best non-violent weapon anyone has ever developed for use against the United States of America.

Many major media outlets are actually doing a solid job right now of doing real, actual reporting on the insane actions of the current administration.  

Personally, I don't want Occupy Democrats, etc. in my news feed - their framing is just as bad as Fox News in many ways but on the opposite side.  And really, any attempts to launch a mainstream left-leaning network of opinion programs for a mass audience that is the exact inverse of Fox News (like Air America, and to some degree, MSNBC) have not been able to build a large, consistent audience - because most Democrats ACTUALLY WANT TO READ REAL FACT-BASED NEWS.   

But I do not disagree that (1) fast-shrinking local and regional media coverage due to the decline of newspapers and magazines has had a terrible effect on our country's understanding of current events, and (2) Fox News (and the right-wing ecosystem it has helped foster) has done potentially-irreparable harm to our country. 

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Just call it Dumbfuckistan. 

Dickhead Gultch

2 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

You're right. Those outlets bend over fucking backwards to be "fair," which means going harder on Dems and easier on Republicans so they won't be accused of liberal bias.

Our news media is completely and totally broken. And Trump plays them like a fiddle. Meanwhile Faux News is about the best non-violent weapon anyone has ever developed for use against the United States of America.

Trump: "Dems should be murdered like dogs"

NPR: "What do you think Trump meant here?"

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

they have also chosen cruelty - so long as it is cruelty to others.  That is why I hope the pain is astronomical. To them. And their loved ones.  And their neighbors.   Because that will be the only thing that might keep us away from the dark vision of our country that the GOP is trying to create into reality.    

I’m old, and my parents were depression era kids.  People who suffered in the depression and we’re not able to afford food and clothes and shelter knew in the most personal way the value of progressive policies. They knew we should have some form of healthcare for free, they knew we should have some sort of minimum poverty, preventing retirement plan like Social Security.    They knew labor unions were important to make sure people had a living wage.  

100 years later, people have forgotten all of those hard lessons learned.  So apparently we have to learn them again.  

Yeah why did we need the FDIC again or some limited checks on capitalism, or unions, or child labor laws.

51 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Yeah why did we need the FDIC again or some limited checks on capitalism, or unions, or child labor laws.

Reagan taught them that the government was the enemy.  The fact that they never knew the 24-7 massive benefits their government provided them is a secret about to be revealed to them.     

i’m actually happy that an army of Karen’s are about to be demanding to “see the manager of the government stuff”

3 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

"The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over"

99.9% this with 0.1% of stop punching yourself.

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

At least he has a code. 

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1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

Trump: "Dems should be murdered like dogs"

NPR: "What do you think Trump meant here?"

NYT: "New First Family Pooch Soon to be in Residence!"

23 hours ago, GenXer said:


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Silk rug. Chainsaw. Leopards.

 

22 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

13 years.  Spec 4/PO3.  Niiiice.

No shit.  This mofo's a hard-charger. 

On 2/20/2025 at 1:57 PM, GenXer said:

Screenshot on reddit didn’t have the date. My bad. Old leopards are still leopards.

The older the leopard the sweeter the face.

On 2/20/2025 at 5:43 PM, TexArcher said:

I agree with the first part.  The second, I don't know. 

But this figures to be a huge turning point.  Military leaders have to respect the chain of command, but they also cannot obey an illegal order.  So, what's it gonna be when the illegal orders are coming from the top of the chain of command?

I really don't know how this one will break.

Not illegal if I'm the official act of POTUS. Done.

3 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Trump: "Dems should be murdered like dogs"

NPR: "What do you think Trump meant here?"

i was yelling at the radio the other day when NPR said, in reaction to trump's claim that ukraine started the war, "that's not true."

 

CALL IT A LIE!

 

 

 

  

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Reagan taught them that the government was the enemy.  The fact that they never knew the 24-7 massive benefits their government provided them is a secret about to be revealed to them.     

i’m actually happy that an army of Karen’s are about to be demanding to “see the manager of the government stuff”

turns out the weak men who make hard times are all the alphas

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23 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

13 years.  Spec 4/PO3.  Niiiice.

Isn’t that like a Corporal? After 13 years? 

11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Isn’t that like a Corporal? After 13 years? 

Corporal, minus leadership role. It's a rank you slide into after a year or two if you don't punch the captain. When I was part of the Spec 4 Mafia, I thought of it as "High Private."

21 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Isn’t that like a Corporal? After 13 years? 

Yeah, pretty heinous.  I guess he was an AM4 ackshually and, if he was a programmer type, maybe not really in line for advancement.  But still, technicians make Sergeant all the time.

10 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

I teach poli sci and had to have a conversation with a big Trumper student where he told me that Donald Trump doesn't lie. He just engages in "truthful hyperbole"

I wanted to bang my head against the wall

You should have choked that punk out and then peed in his mouth.

Seriously though, I've seen professors cut through students for making less than dumber statements.

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Isn’t that like a Corporal? After 13 years? 

My son was a Corporal.  Corporal is officially a Non Commissioned Officer.   The overwhelming majority of E-4s don't ever make corporal.  They are "Specialists", that rate the same pay, but don't have the NCO responsibilities.  

This guy was a Specialist.  

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Corporal, minus leadership role. It's a rank you slide into after a year or two if you don't punch the captain. When I was part of the Spec 4 Mafia, I thought of it as "High Private."

No shit.  I made E5 in like 3 years.  How shitty do you have to be to only reach E4 in 13 years?

Is the prey starting to get restless? Lot of old white assholes in that Georgia townhall complaining about the King 

 

Until that congressman starts to feel he's unsafe, nothing will change.  Heads need to start rolling. Parks And Recreation GIF

6 hours ago, DixonHur said:

No shit.  I made E5 in like 3 years.  How shitty do you have to be to only reach E4 in 13 years?

Maybe this guy made E-5 in 3 years too, then made E-4 again in 5 minutes.

Which would make him cooler if he did.

19 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

I teach poli sci and had to have a conversation with a big Trumper student where he told me that Donald Trump doesn't lie. He just engages in "truthful hyperbole"

Tell that kid that I hope he's sterile.

 

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Lets see how the people of Chippewa county voted

 

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As you starve, can’t buy your family medication from the influx of diseases that you chose to not vaccinate against, and the bank repossesses your farm and home, you can rest assured there’s no trans athletes in your defunded public schools.

Get fucked, hayseeds

Last line of article where Phelps (D rep) mentions 'political pressure'? Yeah sorry you've wasted your time there but the reason no GOP lawmakers showed up is because they no longer have to be present in order to fulfill the duties of the monarchy. Chippewa County elected someone who will happily cater to the Crown and pay fealty to staying in power forevermore.

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"But we need our socialism! Why is he taking our socialism away from us?"

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