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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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29 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Sure, MFer - that's JUST what a DEI quote filler would say.  Just like all them Antifa sonsabitches posing as god-fearing Trump supporters on January 6th - you ain't fooling nobody!

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1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Oh ffs

Trump and Doge aren’t the same in the context of my paragraph that PdM referenced.  A argument in the defense of a policy or action isn’t a defense of Trump holistically.  

Sure, they're not the same thing in that one is spelled "T R U M P" and the other is spelled "D O G E" but let's not pretend that there is disagreement between the two or that one, legally, empowers and created the other.

14 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Trump loves it when big, strong men come up to him with tears in their eyes.

 

he's deep deep in the closet 

9 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Sure, they're not the same thing in that one is spelled "T R U M P" and the other is spelled "D O G E" but let's not pretend that there is disagreement between the two or that one, legally, empowers and created the other.

Trump is trying to create plausible deniability by having someone like Elmo insert himself into everything to take the blame, while Elmo has announced he's using AI to make decisions on whom to cut and is, therefore, himself unaccountable.

This is only one piece of the "governance through mafia tactics" Trump political philosophy.

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15 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Oh ffs

Trump and Doge aren’t the same in the context of my paragraph that PdM referenced.  A argument in the defense of a policy or action isn’t a defense of Trump holistically.  

EL oh fucking El.

5 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

call gym jordan's office

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1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Trump and DOGE aren’t the same thing 

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So then Immamac says "You at least actually have a fucking brain," and the guy follows that up with "Trump and DOGE aren't the same thing," making them both look like fucking idiots! 

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4 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

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Dude’s brain is broke. 

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Trump and DOGE aren’t the same thing 

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3 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

The fucking full on crypto crash would be the most delicious bit of leopard smorgasbord feasting I could foresee.  I might die of schadenfreude overdose.

BTC plummeting faster than a plane trying to land at a poorly staffed traffic tower runway. 

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On 2/24/2025 at 1:35 PM, tx 3 putt said:

️Massive Oklahoma job loss as 600 federal employees at Tinker Air Force Base will be fired tomorrow
️ Tinker is the largest single site employer in Oklahoma

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Here you go--the election results from Oklahoma County, Oklahoma (where Tinker AFB is sited):

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Oklahoma County is about as blue as Oklahoma gets.

Now you want to really hurt some MAGAts--go after Vance AFB in Garfield County.

3 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

The fucking full on crypto crash would be the most delicious bit of leopard smorgasbord feasting I could foresee.  I might die of schadenfreude overdose.

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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Shame on all of you jackals for giggling about Jacob's demise. The only thing funny about that are the sounds he makes as the the white hot cinder is being slid into his anus.

17 minutes ago, Chooky said:

BTC plummeting faster than a plane trying to land at a poorly staffed traffic tower runway. 

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Still can’t believe that a not small group of idiots who believe anything, heard about this many years ago and not understanding anything about it tossed $100 in and made a ridiculous amount of money.  
 

of course I still don’t understand it or why its value is such, so maybe I’m also the idoit. 

19 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Here you go--the election results from Oklahoma County, Oklahoma (where Tinker AFB is sited):

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Oklahoma County is about as blue as Oklahoma gets.

Now you want to really hurt some MAGAts--go after Vance AFB in Garfield County.

The county that really hates mondays. 

If Jacob Manser has any better ideas for getting a nazi saluting South African shit dick to a trillion dollars then he needs to inform us. 

19 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

For me personally, again for the millionth time, there is no defense of Trump.  He is a loudmouth asshole.  I’m in favor of a massive reduction of the federal government.  The process we are undertaking with DOGE is chaos.  Maybe its the only way a massive reduction can happen is chaos. 

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2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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Sorry your government job got taken away.  A person of your talent will likely land on your feet.  I wish you well

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Trump and DOGE aren’t the same thing 

Did this motherfucker just say Trump and DOGE aren't the same thing?

2 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Did this motherfucker just say Trump and DOGE aren't the same thing?

Two entirely separate entities. 

19 hours ago, F250 said:

Nah. Fatwas against our sports rivals are best for negging.

daniel figurelli says hold my beer

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2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Oh ffs

Trump and Doge aren’t the same in the context of my paragraph that PdM referenced.  A argument in the defense of a policy or action isn’t a defense of Trump holistically.  

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3 hours ago, The Dog said:

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They all look the same wearing those “ Not My President 3000”  sunglasses

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I bet $750 right now would go a long ways....

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2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I bet $750 right now would go a long ways....

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Donold.  lol

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Buc-ee’s 

Never fear. Brainworms got this.

2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Here you go--the election results from Oklahoma County, Oklahoma (where Tinker AFB is sited):

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Oklahoma County is about as blue as Oklahoma gets.

Now you want to really hurt some MAGAts--go after Vance AFB in Garfield County.

Furk.  That does make me feel kinda bad.  

Insight into why that base was likely targeted too....

4 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

wat?

 

(notice I didn't neg you for that, even though my finger got a little itchy)

 

I have him on ignore, however since you all need to repost his stupidity, I'll probably go back and neg him.

46 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I bet $750 right now would go a long ways....

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Kristina - I spoke to Mr. Trump and he advised me that they aren’t doing any trans sex change operations because the hospitals are covered in mud and don’t have a electricity or water.  He told me to tell you, “ you’re welcome!” 

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3 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Here you go--the election results from Oklahoma County, Oklahoma (where Tinker AFB is sited):

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Oklahoma County is about as blue as Oklahoma gets.

Now you want to really hurt some MAGAts--go after Vance AFB in Garfield County.

Fuck all that: what does the D in Kamala D Harris stand for?

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Oh ffs

Trump and Doge aren’t the same in the context of my paragraph that PdM referenced.  A argument in the defense of a policy or action isn’t a defense of Trump holistically.  

I’ll have some whatever drugs you are on, thank you 

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1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

I bet $750 right now would go a long ways....

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Live look at WV right now!!!

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Live look at WV right now!!!

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10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Live look at WV right now!!!

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Surly before Imma catches us.

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Surly after.

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10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Live look at WV right now!!!

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55 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Surly before Imma catches us.

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Surly after.

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I haven't seen live mud wrestling since the mid 90's. Is that still a thing?

6 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

I bet $750 right now would go a long ways....

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Hey, Dearborn Caucus.  "Trump Gaza."

 

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5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Hey, Dearborn Caucus.  "Trump Gaza."

 

Outrageous. I can’t book a room until 2035.

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