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2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The irony of it is that what he wants is the exact opposite of how the framers wanted it- local communities in districts of shared interest elected state legislators, and they chose senators and presidential electors.  Not that the framers had right, but they recognized and were very afraid of subordinating local interests to the kind of pervading factionalism AWK seems to have baked into his idea of what an ideal world “should” be like. 

Ironically, of course, the framers themselves quickly fell into factionalism and started gerrymandering to crush local interests themselves. Gerrymanding named for Elbridge Gerry, a signer of the Declaration of Independence.

The assumptions made by many of the framers turned out to be wrong. But we managed to still make it work until very recently.

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29 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

It says she's real on the hand written paper, so it has to be real. 

But there’s no sharpies in the picture

If that young woman Ryleigh Cooper worked for the US Forest Service and had access to UnitedHealth plans through GEHA benefits, she had IVF and family building benefits already and just never knew about it. If she is on COBRA today, she still has access as well.

18 minutes ago, tx ind said:

But there’s no sharpies in the picture

You have to subscribe to her OF to see the sharpie pics

The Great One gets a not-so-great reception for wanting to Make America Great Again:

His poor, plasticine wife cannot understand why people are being mean and wants everyone to know that Wayne's feelings are really, really hurt. She writes:

"Your words mean the world to Wayne and his family, I have never met anyone who is more proud to be a Canadian and it has broken his heart to read and see the mean comments."

 

can someone give me the reader's digest version of that? what did gretzky do?

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2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

can someone give me the reader's digest version of that? what did gretzky do?

Gretzky is Canadian, a formerly beloved Canadian icon.

He is also full-on orange-dick-sucking team Trump.  Trump.  The guy who shits all over Canada, says we should conquer it, make it the 51st state, etc.

Being buddies with someone who shits all over your country is a great way to make the people in your country hate you, because you're a fucking traitor piece of shit.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Gretzky is Canadian, a formerly beloved Canadian icon.

He is also full-on orange-dick-sucking team Trump.  Trump.  The guy who shits all over Canada, says we should conquer it, make it the 51st state, etc.

Being buddies with someone who shits all over your country is a great way to make the people in your country hate you, because you're a fucking traitor piece of shit.

Yeah, being elected honorary captain of the National Team while supporting the guy who wants to do away with the entire Nation, is surprisingly not a good way to endear oneself to the people of that Nation.

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25 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

If that young woman Ryleigh Cooper worked for the US Forest Service and had access to UnitedHealth plans through GEHA benefits, she had IVF and family building benefits already and just never knew about it. If she is on COBRA today, she still has access as well.

I mean she was obviously a DEI hire.  Can’t expect her to educate herself on her benefits or anything else apparently.

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3 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Aw don’t worry, when Gilead comes, they’ll make the barren women Aunts. So that’s kinda like being a mother 

Nah, shes too young and decent looking to be a Aunt.  She is probably petter suited for a job at  an underground speakeasy/brothal servicing the commanders. 

20 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

can someone give me the reader's digest version of that? what did gretzky do?

I had no idea Gretzky was MAGA and thought this question was about the LA Kings trade. 

34 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Yeah, being elected honorary captain of the National Team while supporting the guy who wants to do away with the entire Nation, is surprisingly not a good way to endear oneself to the people of that Nation.

He's about to lose his career goal record at least thought it will be to a Russian.

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Just now, kevwun said:

He's about to lose his career goal record at least to Alex Ovechkin.

coincidentally, also a Putin lover

So is Gordie Howe back to being #1 or was he MAGA too? 

He died in June of 2016, so he probably didn't have a chance to embarrass himself.

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

For what it is worth, this is something I struggle with as well.   In the interest of the kids, I will still make an effort to see them.  But they don't seem to care to acknowledge that they continue to put my kids at risk and cause us unnecessary stress with their voting and while my kids appreciate the thoughtful gifts they recently sent, I am still remaining aloof.   I wish I wasn't so petty, but I suppose my exhaustion has made it easier.   They live in a different state but when I brought something up about how I was disappointed with how they voted and how it would create a greater burden on my family but they just defaulted to 'states rights' response, to which I responded it is funny how social security and medicare are not 'states rights' issues.   Imagine if Floridians had to pay for Floridians.  

 

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1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

If that young woman Ryleigh Cooper worked for the US Forest Service and had access to UnitedHealth plans through GEHA benefits, she had IVF and family building benefits already and just never knew about it. If she is on COBRA today, she still has access as well.

And as a new member of the unemployed population she should have no problem shelling out the  ~ $2149.31 plus 2% administrative fee for that. 
 

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That moment you lose your job at the VA and realize that your wife opening an Only Fans account will do nothing to solve your economic woes.

She’s a beard. Font out front shoulda told ja.
6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

And as a new member of the unemployed population she should have no problem shelling out the  ~ $2149.31 plus 2% administrative fee for that. 
 

Yeah, pretty much no one can afford Cobra.  It's useless.

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

  Imagine if Floridians had to pay for Floridians.  

 

Some states kind of do this in a roundabout way with Medicaid. There was an article that talked about how some states claw back Medicaid payments using a federal law with respect to the estate (after death) and it was a decent read.

https://www.thegazette.com/health-care-medicine/iowa-medicaid-sends-4m-bills-to-two-families-grieving-deaths-of-loved-ones-with-disabilities/
 

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Collection agents for the state of Iowa have sent letters seeking millions of dollars from the estates of at least two people with disabilities who died after spending most of their lives in a state institution.

The amounts represent what Medicaid spent covering the residents’ care when they lived at the Glenwood Resource Center, a state-run facility that closed last summer.

The bills are extraordinary examples of a practice called Medicaid estate recovery. Federal law requires states to try to collect money after some types of Medicaid recipients die. The point is to encourage people to use their own resources before relying on the public program. But some states, including Iowa, are particularly aggressive about the collections, national reports show.

 

It's not unlike the way some states bill prisoners for the time spent behind bars which leads to a mountain of debt that they cannot realistically overcome if they're ever released.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Fuck Wayne Gretzky, then.

 

58 minutes ago, Foosters said:

coincidentally, also a Putin lover

now I'm rooting for ovi to break his record. weird poetic justice, I guess. dildo

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

Yeah, being elected honorary captain of the National Team while supporting the guy who wants to do away with the entire Nation, is surprisingly not a good way to endear oneself to the people of that Nation.

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I got my haircut today by my longtime barber. He is a Vietnamese refugee who became a citizen in the 70s.  He is a huge Trumper, a non-critical thinker, but watches his Fox and OAN and considers himself extremely politically astute.   He will never vote for the Democrats because they are “close to being communist, and he knows all about communist from his time living in Vietnam”, don’t you know….

We’ve had a truce for some time where we don’t really get into politics. Today he wanted to talk about DOGE, and why it was good to eliminate the fraud. I told him the fraud was a lie, they just wanted to get rid of anyone who could stop Trump from implementing his project 25 plans.

He then switched to how terrible it is that people don’t get along because of politics.  Because he wouldn’t drop it, I told him it is no longer politics. We are no longer fighting about trickle down economics, or fighting about Middle East policy.  We have a pathological, liar, felon, rapist, con man - supported by white supremacists - who is destroying the efficiency and fabric of American government to an extent that can’t be cured if we ever get a Democrat back in.   

He told me it was “ silly for politics to interfere with friends and family”.   At that point I’ve had enough and told him I no longer have anything to do with Republicans who voted for Trump in 2024, because they are fake Christians and false patriots who are actually traitors- and although I wish the upcoming American pain could be confined to people who voted for Trump, I am looking forward to lots of pain in rural and stupid GOP strongholds.   At this point, he was getting pissed at me, and said that I was brainwashed.    He doesn’t make much at his hair cutting, and his federal employee wife is the big breadwinner in the family.   He then told me his wife had to give five reasons why she should be retained, and she gave 15 so she would be kept.  I laughed and said she’s gonna be fired anyway, and told him to call up Trump on the line when she gets fired and explain why that was wrong.

Whelp, I was advised that I need a new barber.

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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That moment you lose your job at the VA and realize that your wife opening an Only Fans account will do nothing to solve your economic woes.


Sic Semper Only Fannis 


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Wake people up, Sean? Waking up and playing craps at AI Trump Gaza is gonna be super dope.

 

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2 hours ago, Foosters said:

The Great One gets a not-so-great reception for wanting to Make America Great Again:

His poor, plasticine wife cannot understand why people are being mean and wants everyone to know that Wayne's feelings are really, really hurt. She writes:

"Your words mean the world to Wayne and his family, I have never met anyone who is more proud to be a Canadian and it has broken his heart to read and see the mean comments."

 

 

I really hope somebody replied with "fuck his feelings"

18 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I got my haircut today by my longtime barber. He is a Vietnamese refugee who became a citizen in the 70s.  He is a huge Trumper, a non-critical thinker, but watches his Fox and OAN and considers himself extremely politically astute.   He will never vote for the Democrats because they are “close to being communist, and he knows all about communist from his time living in Vietnam”, don’t you know….

We’ve had a truce for some time where we don’t really get into politics. Today he wanted to talk about DOGE, and why it was good to eliminate the fraud. I told him the fraud was a lie, they just wanted to get rid of anyone who could stop Trump from implementing his project 25 plans.

He then switched to how terrible it is that people don’t get along because of politics.  Because he wouldn’t drop it, I told him it is no longer politics. We are no longer fighting about trickle down economics, or fighting about Middle East policy.  We have a pathological, liar, felon, rapist, con man - supported by white supremacists - who is destroying the efficiency and fabric of American government to an extent that can’t be cured if we ever get a Democrat back in.   

He told me it was “ silly for politics to interfere with friends and family”.   At that point I’ve had enough and told him I no longer have anything to do with Republicans who voted for Trump in 2024, because they are fake Christians and false patriots who are actually traitors- and although I wish the upcoming American pain could be confined to people who voted for Trump, I am looking forward to lots of pain in rural and stupid GOP strongholds.   At this point, he was getting pissed at me, and said that I was brainwashed.    He doesn’t make much at his hair cutting, and his federal employee wife is the big breadwinner in the family.   He then told me his wife had to give five reasons why she should be retained, and she gave 15 so she would be kept.  I laughed and said she’s gonna be fired anyway, and told him to call up Trump on the line when she gets fired and explain why that was wrong.

Whelp, I was advised that I need a new barber.

I'm glad he was your longtime barber even if he will be no longer. The LAST thing I'm going to do when someone is holding a pair of scissors near my face and neck is open my mouth and talk politics, even if they continue talking aloud to themselves.

5 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

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She deserves to get fired just for using that awful font. 

27 minutes ago, GenXer said:


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Wake people up, Sean? Waking up and playing craps at AI Trump Gaza is gonna be super dope.

 

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Don't worry, Sean.  The "genocide" will be over this time next year, if you know what I'm saying....

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3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I don't know if this is really but let's all pretend it is:

 

 

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37 minutes ago, GenXer said:


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Wake people up, Sean? Waking up and playing craps at AI Trump Gaza is gonna be super dope.

 

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how do you bankrupt a casino ?

10 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Don't worry, Sean.  The "genocide" will be over this time next year, if you know what I'm saying....

Yep.  The "END GENOCIDE NOW!  SO VOTE FOR TRUMP!" crowd reminds me of my wife the time we heard, in the middle of the night, a predator killing a fawn outside our back window.  "We have to do something!"  I just told her to sit back down.....it'll be over soon.

Hey Arabs for Trump who were SO worried about genocide that they voted for Trump....have no fear....it'll be over soon.

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

And as a new member of the unemployed population she should have no problem shelling out the  ~ $2149.31 plus 2% administrative fee for that. 
 

Yea she shouldn't with her husband being employed and the two making permanent plans for the future.

55 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I got my haircut today by my longtime barber. He is a Vietnamese refugee who became a citizen in the 70s.  He is a huge Trumper, a non-critical thinker, but watches his Fox and OAN and considers himself extremely politically astute.   He will never vote for the Democrats because they are “close to being communist, and he knows all about communist from his time living in Vietnam”, don’t you know….

We’ve had a truce for some time where we don’t really get into politics. Today he wanted to talk about DOGE, and why it was good to eliminate the fraud. I told him the fraud was a lie, they just wanted to get rid of anyone who could stop Trump from implementing his project 25 plans.

He then switched to how terrible it is that people don’t get along because of politics.  Because he wouldn’t drop it, I told him it is no longer politics. We are no longer fighting about trickle down economics, or fighting about Middle East policy.  We have a pathological, liar, felon, rapist, con man - supported by white supremacists - who is destroying the efficiency and fabric of American government to an extent that can’t be cured if we ever get a Democrat back in.   

He told me it was “ silly for politics to interfere with friends and family”.   At that point I’ve had enough and told him I no longer have anything to do with Republicans who voted for Trump in 2024, because they are fake Christians and false patriots who are actually traitors- and although I wish the upcoming American pain could be confined to people who voted for Trump, I am looking forward to lots of pain in rural and stupid GOP strongholds.   At this point, he was getting pissed at me, and said that I was brainwashed.    He doesn’t make much at his hair cutting, and his federal employee wife is the big breadwinner in the family.   He then told me his wife had to give five reasons why she should be retained, and she gave 15 so she would be kept.  I laughed and said she’s gonna be fired anyway, and told him to call up Trump on the line when she gets fired and explain why that was wrong.

Whelp, I was advised that I need a new barber.

Damn you really stuck it to the old foreign barber

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

how do you bankrupt a casino ?

Easy.  Put Trump in charge.  He's done it several times.

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

I got my haircut today by my longtime barber. He is a Vietnamese refugee who became a citizen in the 70s.  He is a huge Trumper, a non-critical thinker, but watches his Fox and OAN and considers himself extremely politically astute.   He will never vote for the Democrats because they are “close to being communist, and he knows all about communist from his time living in Vietnam”, don’t you know….

We’ve had a truce for some time where we don’t really get into politics. Today he wanted to talk about DOGE, and why it was good to eliminate the fraud. I told him the fraud was a lie, they just wanted to get rid of anyone who could stop Trump from implementing his project 25 plans.

He then switched to how terrible it is that people don’t get along because of politics.  Because he wouldn’t drop it, I told him it is no longer politics. We are no longer fighting about trickle down economics, or fighting about Middle East policy.  We have a pathological, liar, felon, rapist, con man - supported by white supremacists - who is destroying the efficiency and fabric of American government to an extent that can’t be cured if we ever get a Democrat back in.   

He told me it was “ silly for politics to interfere with friends and family”.   At that point I’ve had enough and told him I no longer have anything to do with Republicans who voted for Trump in 2024, because they are fake Christians and false patriots who are actually traitors- and although I wish the upcoming American pain could be confined to people who voted for Trump, I am looking forward to lots of pain in rural and stupid GOP strongholds.   At this point, he was getting pissed at me, and said that I was brainwashed.    He doesn’t make much at his hair cutting, and his federal employee wife is the big breadwinner in the family.   He then told me his wife had to give five reasons why she should be retained, and she gave 15 so she would be kept.  I laughed and said she’s gonna be fired anyway, and told him to call up Trump on the line when she gets fired and explain why that was wrong.

Whelp, I was advised that I need a new barber.

I don’t knowingly give my money to red hats if I can possibly avoid it.  Been doing so since 2016. Pretty much culled them out of my life. 
It’s much nicer that way. 

18 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I picture your barber as Jimmy Wah.

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Hong Kong.  Home of the shiny green suit.

44 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Damn you really stuck it to the old foreign barber

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5 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I don't know if this is really but let's all pretend it is:

 

should I know who this is?

1 hour ago, CTC2 said:

I don’t knowingly give my money to red hats if I can possibly avoid it.  Been doing so since 2016. Pretty much culled them out of my life. 
It’s much nicer that way. 

Same. If you’re dumb enough to be a service provider or business owner and you make it a point to tell me that you’re MAGA, you’re not going to get my money.

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2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I got my haircut today by my longtime barber. He is a Vietnamese refugee who became a citizen in the 70s.  He is a huge Trumper, a non-critical thinker, but watches his Fox and OAN and considers himself extremely politically astute.   He will never vote for the Democrats because they are “close to being communist, and he knows all about communist from his time living in Vietnam”, don’t you know….

We’ve had a truce for some time where we don’t really get into politics. Today he wanted to talk about DOGE, and why it was good to eliminate the fraud. I told him the fraud was a lie, they just wanted to get rid of anyone who could stop Trump from implementing his project 25 plans.

He then switched to how terrible it is that people don’t get along because of politics.  Because he wouldn’t drop it, I told him it is no longer politics. We are no longer fighting about trickle down economics, or fighting about Middle East policy.  We have a pathological, liar, felon, rapist, con man - supported by white supremacists - who is destroying the efficiency and fabric of American government to an extent that can’t be cured if we ever get a Democrat back in.   

He told me it was “ silly for politics to interfere with friends and family”.   At that point I’ve had enough and told him I no longer have anything to do with Republicans who voted for Trump in 2024, because they are fake Christians and false patriots who are actually traitors- and although I wish the upcoming American pain could be confined to people who voted for Trump, I am looking forward to lots of pain in rural and stupid GOP strongholds.   At this point, he was getting pissed at me, and said that I was brainwashed.    He doesn’t make much at his hair cutting, and his federal employee wife is the big breadwinner in the family.   He then told me his wife had to give five reasons why she should be retained, and she gave 15 so she would be kept.  I laughed and said she’s gonna be fired anyway, and told him to call up Trump on the line when she gets fired and explain why that was wrong.

Whelp, I was advised that I need a new barber.

I just want to see the haircut...  take some pics of the back.  Pissing off your barber mid-haircut is a bold move there Cotton.

 

Corpus is Puro Trump !!!

 

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas — DOGE cancelled the lease on a 17,039 sq. ft. property rented by the U.S. Attorneys' Office in Corpus Christi worth $409,689 annually, according to the governmental spending watchdog's website Thursday.

The website does not list an address, but a Google search lists the U.S. Attorneys Office at 800 N. Shoreline Blvd, Ste. 500, which is One Shoreline Plaza.

 

 

4 minutes ago, royiv said:

Same. If you’re dumb enough to be a service provider or business owner and you make it a point to tell me that you’re MAGA, you’re not going to get my money.

The bible verse on their website or Fb page is usually enough of a tell for me. 

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

The bible verse on their website or Fb page is usually enough of a tell for me. 

Jesus fish on their business card or truck.

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

The bible verse on their website or Fb page is usually enough of a tell for me. 

- Bible verse on website or FB page

- Any ad copy stating they are a "Christian-owned business"

- The Jesus fish symbol ANYWHERE on their business materials, vehicles, etc.

 

ANY of those three, and RUN AWAY, don't walk away, from doing business with them.  Not just because they are MAGA (they almost certainly are), but because they will fuck you over in every possible way.  Overcharge, not perform, lie about what they did, etc. etc.

I have a friend who is a transactional attorney, and when she's doing due diligence and sees ANY of those features in a subcontract or somesuch, she flags that transaction/relationship for the client as a risk.  And she doesn't sugarcoat it - "I've been around long enough that I have to tell you, these things are red flags indicating someone who's going to fuck you over."

i hope that the lady in the turtleneck has a shit ton of maga followers. maybe they’ll listen to her.

 

9 minutes ago, royiv said:

Same. If you’re dumb enough to be a service provider or business owner and you make it a point to tell me that you’re MAGA, you’re not going to get my money.

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