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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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18 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

They're fucking morons and think their agenda is popular.

The point is that they don't have to give a shit.  Popularity and votes are no longer irrelevant.  Authoritarian regimes don't care about those things, because they no longer need them.

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I read this and despite the warning in BOLD LARGE FONT, I'm going to comment: no need to use bold large font. We get it, you are affected directly because you voted without using your brain which isn't surprising because the one you have is rather insignificant.
 
*not directed towards the Surly poster but the FB poster, just to make clear.

I wanted to respond with “thoughts and prayers” but I’m a very small blue dot in a sea of red and we just need to keep our head down to get by for 3 more months…
9 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I just came here to post this, except I was going to post this:

 

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9 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

So she voted against her rights as a female living in a Democracy because she'd be better off as a Republican, baby carrying, middle class US Forest Service worker?  Leopards ate. Next, let's see how the leopards feel about unemployment.  Tell me princess, are you better off today than you were two months ago?  You should have known when they laid off a bunch of National Park Rangers and workers his first presidency, but some ignored his actions, words, threats and now are eating the shit he promised.  It's almost like there was a manifesto or something...hmm, some kind of project prophecy that foretold their intentions.  If only one could get a hold of something like that in the digital Information Age.  

5 hours ago, troph said:

@Thatguy the go no go is in the hands of the Texas legislature and to a lesser extent Congress. There are two laws in Texas one IDs and two prohibition on gender affirming care for all persons that we are watching. Laws passed in the session go into effect September. So we have a little time.  But yes, interaction with law enforcement can cascade very quickly to incarcerated on a pretext and next thing you know I’m fighting not to get raped. And if the prohibition on care is passed there is an affirmative requirement to stop care and wean off any hormones. So I could be be arrested or fined for being trans. We are acutely aware how slippery the slope can be. If it’s just Texas we go out of state but if it’s the feds we flee. There’s a reason why we are spending a month in Mexico this summer. 
 

The worst will come from the neighbors that you trusted.  

Anybody that voted MAGA is for sale, because of the pain they're experiencing.  If it'll curry favors, it's a foregone conclusion.  They were in it for others pain, not their own.  So anything that will relieve their self inflicted burn will suffice.  

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8 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

The unforgivable crime of not being told “thank you”

Not being told "thank you" enough.  The psychos want Zelenskyy to end every sentence with those words and it still would not be enough.

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This morning, my dog pooped in the yard of the frat bros that live across the street and still have their Trump sign up. I didn’t pick it up. Take that you Nazi fucks. 

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This morning, my dog pooped in the yard of the frat bros that live across the street and still have their Trump sign up. I didn’t pick it up. Take that you Nazi fucks. 

Frat bro neighbors?

Is this you?

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13 minutes ago, F250 said:

Frat bro neighbors?

Is this you?

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I think Biff has mentioned he lives in Hyde Park

7 hours ago, bolverk said:

I think Biff has mentioned he lives in Hyde Park

Douche bros moved in last summer. Only house in the neighborhood with a dotard sign.  Have seen the Bevo trailer parked there a couple of times.  One also has an F150 Raptor with a custom plate that reads 1776A. 
 

They are super cool. 

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I’m in deep red East Texas. As expected, the Leopards are gonna feast out here. Recent post on FB:

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These are my favorite fb posts. “I just want to put my opinion out there but don’t want anyone to point out failings with the facts behind it. Also, I’m getting hurt when I really just wanted to see other people get hurt.” Hell this could be any number of my high school fb contacts.

Suck it dickhead.

Whoever wrote that post should not be involved in any part of education. That first sentence makes my brain hurt.

9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This morning, my dog pooped in the yard of the frat bros that live across the street and still have their Trump sign up. I didn’t pick it up. Take that you Nazi fucks. 

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Andrey upset that a pathological liar lies about one issue but totes cool with the tsunami of lies said liar has lied about other issues.

Eat shit, Andrey

15 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I read this and despite the warning in BOLD LARGE FONT, I'm going to comment: no need to use bold large font. We get it, you are affected directly because you voted without using your brain which isn't surprising because the one you have is rather insignificant.

 

*not directed towards the Surly poster but the FB poster, just to make clear.

And that asshole had to add that he “supports government cuts”.   So yet another example of ‘please bring pain to everyone else but not me daddy Donnie’ selfishness.  He even still has a job but because he has to work harder in the future, he is annoyed.

Fuck that guy. I hope he loses his job eventually, and then house.

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Motherfuckers don’t remember Helsinki.

Dotard is putin’s bitch. This is old news.

 

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On 2/27/2025 at 8:19 AM, 1978horn said:

This, I want to see the evangelicals explain this one. I used to be part of all that shit. Very curious to see how people I know still in that shit react.

They don’t give a shit about the commandment that says “Thou shalt not commit adultery.” You think they’ll give a shit about that one?

So she voted against her rights as a female living in a Democracy because she'd be better off as a Republican, baby carrying, middle class US Forest Service worker?  Leopards ate. Next, let's see how the leopards feel about unemployment.  Tell me princess, are you better off today than you were two months ago?  You should have known when they laid off a bunch of National Park Rangers and workers his first presidency, but some ignored his actions, words, threats and now are eating the shit he promised.  It's almost like there was a manifesto or something...hmm, some kind of project prophecy that foretold their intentions.  If only one could get a hold of something like that in the digital Information Age.  

Are you fucking telling me that republican research on their candidates is as good as their research on vaccines/covid/horse dewormer? Shocked, i tell you.

Yes, yes, you did vote for all of that.  die hard... just die.

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Noble Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman points out that nowhere are children more at risk from the proposed “savage” Medicaid cuts than in West Virginia, a state that voted overwhelmingly for President Trump — and where Medicaid provides health insurance for an astonishing 45% of children, the highest figure in the country. Doubling down on his idea that the cuts are savage, Krugman’s article addressing the Republican authorization is titled Cruel and Unusual.

Krugman writes of what he characterizes as a perception among conservatives — especially MAGA conservatives — that they can “safely target [Medicaid] for cuts, because it’s mainly a program for inner city people of color. But that was never as true as people imagined and is definitely not true now. Again, consider West Virginia. It’s one of America’s most rural states and overwhelmingly — 90 percent — white. Yet as we’ve seen, it’s deeply dependent on Medicaid.”

 

 

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Holly Whitebread. Go for that name change. You know you want to.

How long until trump outsources running the national park hotels to the highest bidder? May of this year?

5 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Holly Whitebread. Go for that name change. You know you want to.

How long until trump outsources running the national park hotels to the highest bidder? May of this year?

FWIW, they’re already outsourced to a third party concessionaire with Xanterra being the most prominent one.

2 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Holly Whitebread. Go for that name change. You know you want to.

How long until trump outsources running the national park hotels to the highest bidder? May of this year?

Outsource the hotels?    He's going to sell the entire park system for commercialization.  Whose ready for the Buc-ees Yellowstone Conference Center and National Park?   The Vail Resorts Grand Teton National Park and Ski Area?  It's coming.

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On 2/27/2025 at 6:33 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Weird.  My dad lying to me about how the Ninth Armored and the Big Red One liberated camps in the Flossenburg system near the Czechoslovakia border with Germany.   He seemed so affected by seeing all of those dying women prisoners.   

And now Carly tells me it was all a lie and Nazis were the good guys.  

She needs to have cherished Nazi symbols tattooed over her body and be parachuted nude into the Russian lines.  The tattoos will start the conversation and she can educate them as well.

On 2/27/2025 at 5:58 AM, Sawbonz said:

The whole problem with your premise is, we do not vote for parties in this country. We vote for candidates. When you are hopelessly gerrymandered, you get de facto voting for parties.

Sure.  I agree 100%.

But...

The odds are generally that the candidate that you support is a member of a specific party that you also tend to support (or that the other candidates that you support belong to).

Most Democratic candidates espouse policies consistent with the Democratic Party political platform.  Most Republican candidates espouse policies consistent with the Republican Party political platform.

Most people lean one way or the other...very few people are truly in the center (the true center, not the "mainstream" center).

You have to apportion the seats in Congress, state legislatures, and local areas SOMEHOW.

Please explain how you would do it so that the largest amount of people get representation from representatives that share their policy beliefs that does not use any kind of political party as a proxy.

 

 

1 minute ago, Ag with kids said:

Sure.  I agree 100%.

But...

The odds are generally that the candidate that you support is a member of a specific party that you also tend to support (or that the other candidates that you support belong to).

Most Democratic candidates espouse policies consistent with the Democratic Party political platform.  Most Republican candidates espouse policies consistent with the Republican Party political platform.

Most people lean one way or the other...very few people are truly in the center (the true center, not the "mainstream" center).

You have to apportion the seats in Congress, state legislatures, and local areas SOMEHOW.

Please explain how you would do it so that the largest amount of people get representation from representatives that share their policy beliefs that does not use any kind of political party as a proxy.

 

 

Please articulate the Republican Party platform. Bullet points will suffice.

2 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

Sure.  I agree 100%.

But...

The odds are generally that the candidate that you support is a member of a specific party that you also tend to support (or that the other candidates that you support belong to).

Most Democratic candidates espouse policies consistent with the Democratic Party political platform.  Most Republican candidates espouse policies consistent with the Republican Party political platform.

 

 

 

I already exposed this lie earlier, and yet, you keep repeating it.    

3 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

Sure.  I agree 100%.

But...

The odds are generally that the candidate that you support is a member of a specific party that you also tend to support (or that the other candidates that you support belong to).

Most Democratic candidates espouse policies consistent with the Democratic Party political platform.  Most Republican candidates espouse policies consistent with the Republican Party political platform.

Most people lean one way or the other...very few people are truly in the center (the true center, not the "mainstream" center).

You have to apportion the seats in Congress, state legislatures, and local areas SOMEHOW.

Please explain how you would do it so that the largest amount of people get representation from representatives that share their policy beliefs that does not use any kind of political party as a proxy.

 

 

They literally have algorithms that will draw districts that are representative of the local communities and are nonpartisan. I would use those

 

also did you miss my other questions or are you unable to answer them?

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Lol it's like his mission was to prove my last post about him right. He literally can't imagine people having political interests aligned by anything else but party. 

12 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

Sure.  I agree 100%.

But...

The odds are generally that the candidate that you support is a member of a specific party that you also tend to support (or that the other candidates that you support belong to).

Most Democratic candidates espouse policies consistent with the Democratic Party political platform.  Most Republican candidates espouse policies consistent with the Republican Party political platform.

Most people lean one way or the other...very few people are truly in the center (the true center, not the "mainstream" center).

You have to apportion the seats in Congress, state legislatures, and local areas SOMEHOW.

Please explain how you would do it so that the largest amount of people get representation from representatives that share their policy beliefs that does not use any kind of political party as a proxy.

 

 

Oh hey you’re back. The bolded section above is all bullshit, but let’s imagine for a moment that it was true. Since local interests usually transcend all that bullshit, maybe you can answer the question I’ve been putting to you for twenty years. 

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Weird.  My dad lying to me about how the Ninth Armored and the Big Red One liberated camps in the Flossenburg system near the Czechoslovakia border with Germany.   He seemed so affected by seeing all of those dying women prisoners.   

And now Carly tells me it was all a lie and Nazis were the good guys.  

She needs to have cherished Nazi symbols tattooed over her body and be parachuted nude into the Russian lines.  The tattoos will start the conversation and she can educate them as well.

 

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43 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Weird.  My dad lying to me about how the Ninth Armored and the Big Red One liberated camps in the Flossenburg system near the Czechoslovakia border with Germany.   He seemed so affected by seeing all of those dying women prisoners.   

And now Carly tells me it was all a lie and Nazis were the good guys.  

She needs to have cherished Nazi symbols tattooed over her body and be parachuted nude into the Russian lines.  The tattoos will start the conversation and she can educate them as well.

 

we've been here before 

 

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i like how he says, “i stormed the capitol.” didn’t they all insist it was a peaceful protest? oh well, gene pool just got a little stronger:

january 6th rioter is the epitome of a loser. these are the very morons who see themselves as patriots, the same room temperature iq mongoloids who put trump, elon, and putin in power here in the USA. fuck em all. 

Just now, Derka said:

i like how he says, “i stormed the capitol.” didn’t they all insist it was a peaceful protest? oh well, gene pool just got a little stronger:

january 6th rioter is the epitome of a loser. these are the very morons who see themselves as patriots, the same room temperature iq mongoloids who put trump, elon, and putin in power here in the USA. fuck em all. 

 

antifa !!!!

22 hours ago, dlatin said:

I’m in deep red East Texas. As expected, the Leopards are gonna feast out here. Recent post on FB:

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I wanted to have my face eaten. Don't ask about it. 

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On 2/26/2025 at 9:34 PM, Ag with kids said:

The federal house delegation should match the state electorate.  The state house delegation should match the state electorate.  The local political delegation should match the local electorate.

I've said multiple times that the gerrymandered districts are stupid.  I don't like them.

But people living in majority Democratic areas should have political representation that is majority Democratic.  And people living in majority Republican areas should have political representation that is majority Republican.

This should not be this difficult to understand.

You smooth brain Aggy.  Before one more word passes your stupid typing fingers to this board, explain how you are going to change the constitution to implement your stupid plan that understands nothing about the entire concept of democracy as enshrined in our constitution?

And you are apparently still don’t understand what gerrymandering is. Gerrymandering is NOT people who support one party more in a particular geographic area voting for that party.  

Nobody gives a shit what you want - when what you want is patently unconstitutional, and there is zero chance for this country voting for a constitutional amendment to enact the essence of stupid idea that you love so much.   

The reason you don’t get this is because you think everyone should vote for their team, not issues or policies. For instance, you could have a Republican congressman, supporting Ukraine and the dip shit orange traitor taking the anti-Ukraine position.   NOTHING about that factual scenario means that everyone in the state should vote for the same team just because the two candidates have a GOP next to their name.    

How did you pass high school civics?

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Outsource the hotels?    He's going to sell the entire park system for commercialization.  Whose ready for the Buc-ees Yellowstone Conference Center and National Park?   The Vail Resorts Grand Teton National Park and Ski Area?  It's coming.

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33 minutes ago, Derka said:

i like how he says, “i stormed the capitol.” didn’t they all insist it was a peaceful protest? oh well, gene pool just got a little stronger:

This is really the epitome of MAGA thought.    I stormed the capital and have criminal problems.   But I wanna drive even though I’m not allowed to drive, so I’m gonna go to a different state to see if I can get a hardship license.  But even though I do not have a license, I’m gonna drive anyway. But you can’t give me a ticket or arrest me for driving without a license because you don’t understand it would be hard for me to have a negative consequence for yet another illegal thing I’ve done.

I’m looking on the bright side of this. He can visit with mom at the local cemetery all the time now without having to drive.

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35 minutes ago, Derka said:

i like how he says, “i stormed the capitol.” didn’t they all insist it was a peaceful protest? oh well, gene pool just got a little stronger:

january 6th rioter is the epitome of a loser. these are the very morons who see themselves as patriots, the same room temperature iq mongoloids who put trump, elon, and putin in power here in the USA. fuck em all. 

I bet he thought the cop would be on his side with the "storming the capitol" line.  

7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

This is really the epitome of MAGA thought.    I stormed the capital and have criminal problems.   But I wanna drive even though I’m not allowed to drive, so I’m gonna go to a different state to see if I can get a hardship license.  But even though I do not have a license, I’m gonna drive anyway. But you can’t give me a ticket or arrest me for driving without a license because you don’t understand it would be hard for me to have a negative consequence for yet another illegal thing I’ve done.

I’m looking on the bright side of this. He can visit with mom at the local cemetery all the time now without having to drive.

like, he’s ready to kill himself if he gets into trouble again, and yet he still makes all of the decisions you’ve laid out. these are the dumbest fucking people on the planet. just illiterate, xenophobic, garbage human beings who don’t give a fuck if their actions cause anyone else to suffer, but are too pussy to even hold themselves accountable at the lowest level possible. again, fuck em all.

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17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

How did you pass high school civics?

Assuming fact not in evidence 

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17 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Anybody that voted MAGA is for sale, because of the pain they're experiencing.  If it'll curry favors, it's a foregone conclusion.  They were in it for others pain, not their own.  So anything that will relieve their self inflicted burn will suffice.  

this is a spot on assessment.   there will never be introspection that leads them to realize they were wrong. The best we could do is have their lizard brain connect voting for the GOP will not get my job back.  

If the Democrats ever get back in power - on day one they have to ignore any attempt at conciliation with the GOP and shove through some voting right acts on steroids.  and make interfering with federal elections a mandatory minimum 20 years in federal prison.

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