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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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36 minutes ago, Grande Mart said:

Also stated, " I’ll just say many of my (Republican) colleagues are not doing town halls"

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"More so than in Portland, Corvallis, Hood River and other Democratic strongholds, residents in Bentz’s vast rural Oregon district depend on Medicaid and food assistance, money to prevent and battle wildfires, programs to boost farmers through purchasing wheat for poor countries and grants to upgrade infrastructure like high-speed internet coverage across vast expanses."

Oh, no, rural people with less access to right wing propaganda on the internet..... 

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Wonder when the leopard will come for some in the community featured in this article? Talk about not caring because it hasn’t affected them yet. 

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40 minutes ago, Grande Mart said:

Also stated, " I’ll just say many of my (Republican) colleagues are not doing town halls"

From Article:

"More so than in Portland, Corvallis, Hood River and other Democratic strongholds, residents in Bentz’s vast rural Oregon district depend on Medicaid and food assistance, money to prevent and battle wildfires, programs to boost farmers through purchasing wheat for poor countries and grants to upgrade infrastructure like high-speed internet coverage across vast expanses."

Aren't these the same people that want to secede from Oregon altogether?

Maybe they should just pull themselves up their bootstraps.

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Y'all we have a gerrymandering thread. I know it's a hard task to stay in focus when someone that said they weren't ever coming back to CR decides to be a distraction, but there's a lot of face eating happening and I would damn sure rather hear about that.

 

11 hours ago, F250 said:

He has a degree in Animal Science! Are you not aware of the academic effort that is involved in that vocational degree?

Seriously, TAMU is a fucking vocational school that shouldn't be confused with actual universities.

I am going to break from you here a bit.  They have had some fantastic scientists and educated some good people over there.  A paleontologist who taught me came from there and advised me to attend UT.   Another current professor of geophysics they have is a brilliant dude.   

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14 minutes ago, YChang said:

Wonder when the leopard will come for some in the community featured in this article? Talk about not caring because it hasn’t affected them yet. 

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I’m gonna keep an eye on that county. Rooting for the leopards.

Those fucks just want a deportation center built there for local jobs. They blame biden for the border. 100% they have no idea there was a border bill or that it was crushed by the gqp under dotard’s orders.

They can go fuck themselves.

7 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I am going to break from you here a bit.  They have had some fantastic scientists and educated some good people over there.  A paleontologist who taught me came from there and advised me to attend UT.   Another current professor of geophysics they have is a brilliant dude.   

Yeah, for all the shit we give aggy, at least 30-40 years ago, their science/engineering schools were pretty, pretty good.

Something happened in their ME department in the mid-late 80s that sent a few ME students to UT as upperclassmen.  They didn't miss a step academically and it was notable because it sent us a very attractive gal, who were in short supply around ETC.

52 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Eat shit, hayseeds

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39 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Aren't these the same people that want to secede from Oregon altogether?

Maybe they should just pull themselves up their bootstraps.

Yep, they want to join Greater Idaho. There's also this in the article

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2 hours ago, Slacks said:

She gonna show them A cups soon. Stay tuned. 

I’d take a look. 

42 minutes ago, YChang said:

Wonder when the leopard will come for some in the community featured in this article? Talk about not caring because it hasn’t affected them yet. 

The Nation Needed This

 

Sobering.

It occurs to me that it's not because it hasn't affected them yet so much as life already kind of sucks there, so what's a little more.

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Great, just fucking stop. Take it elsewhere, get a room, whatever.

 

I pledge 

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but in my defense, since I watched that Zelensky meeting, I’ve been wanting to fight everybody.

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1 hour ago, Grande Mart said:
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Prineville, Mayor Jason Beebe, said concerns over deep and damaging cuts to rural Oregonians that he’s heard so far have been overblown. Beebe said although he’s privately heard from a few Republicans who are worried about Musk’s job slashing or potential cuts to Medicaid or Medicare, he believes Democrats have been using “scare tactics” that push constituents to complain to the representatives and senators at town halls and other venues.

every accusation a confession.

Next gerrymandering post in this thread draws a neg.

1 hour ago, GenXer said:

Let’s check in on the farming community of grant county kansas. 
 

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And how did the people of grant county kansas vote?

81% for the russian asset?

Eat shit, hayseeds

 

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When farmers lose their farms, Republicans profit. See Vance’s investment in AcreTrader.

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2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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“As he nears the conclusion of his 18-year leadership tenure in the Senate, McConnell expressed concern about the direction in which Trump’s influence is steering the party. He argued that Trump appeals to those who feel left behind in a system that rewards success, suggesting that the former president provides a narrative that excuses individuals for their lack of achievement. “He’s tapping into the sentiment of people who haven’t reached the same level of success as others, offering them a way to rationalize their struggles by casting blame on those who are thriving,” McConnell explained.

The senator also lamented the fact that roughly half of Republican voters now align with Trump’s views, moving away from the party’s long-held priorities such as free trade and comprehensive immigration reform. “Unfortunately, about half of the Republicans in the country believe whatever he says,” he added.

 

Sorry Mitch, this is your legacy.  No running away from it.

Fuck you forever Mitch.  You had your chances to impeach him and we wouldn't be in this mess but your majority and power were more important to you.  Now we all suffer because of your selfish choices.

46 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

but in my defense, since I watched that Zelensky meeting, I’ve been wanting to fight everybody.

 

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38 minutes ago, royiv said:

Next gerrymandering post in this thread draws a neg.

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2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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“As he nears the conclusion of his 18-year leadership tenure in the Senate, McConnell expressed concern about the direction in which Trump’s influence is steering the party. He argued that Trump appeals to those who feel left behind in a system that rewards success, suggesting that the former president provides a narrative that excuses individuals for their lack of achievement. “He’s tapping into the sentiment of people who haven’t reached the same level of success as others, offering them a way to rationalize their struggles by casting blame on those who are thriving,” McConnell explained.

The senator also lamented the fact that roughly half of Republican voters now align with Trump’s views, moving away from the party’s long-held priorities such as free trade and comprehensive immigration reform. “Unfortunately, about half of the Republicans in the country believe whatever he says,” he added.

 

Sorry Mitch, this is your legacy.  No running away from it.

 

fuck him. he deserves to be punched so hard that he passes out, then st0mped on by a mob 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

fuck him. he deserves to be punched so hard that he passes out, then st0mped on by a mob 

We need life-size figures in bronze to memorialize this event and place it somewhere in Kentucky

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2 hours ago, GenXer said:

Let’s check in on the farming community of grant county kansas. 
 

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And how did the people of grant county kansas vote?

81% for the russian asset?

Eat shit, hayseeds

 

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I know it's fun for us in the peanut gallery to point and laugh, but I would love to see some big names democrats courting farmers to come to their side right now. Talk about how important farming is to this country, it is literally our country's roots. Guarantee strong farming legislation to help ensure all crops are bought and made use of somewhere in the world. Reiterate support for USAID purchases and the common good they provide domestically and abroad. Increase tax breaks for small farms under a certain size, etc etc. 

What if they could flip Iowa, Kansas or Nebraska for a few cycles? These sorts of cataclysmic changes in politics can lead to odd realignments, and in this case could result in the Dems becoming the party of Farmers if they try. The Rs are already buying all the big money and corporate votes the can via tax breaks and the dismantling of oversight agencies, might as well use the purse to try and lock up other groups if possible. 

14 hours ago, F250 said:

He has a degree in Animal Science! Are you not aware of the academic effort that is involved in that vocational degree?

Seriously, TAMU is a fucking vocational school that shouldn't be confused with actual universities.

It's actually Aerospace Engineering.

But, carry on...

5 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

It's actually Aerospace Engineering.

But, carry on...

So you have sent some animals into space?

4 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I don’t understand this post, but Parker County is getting fucked. Weatherford should be the capital of a mostly rural district (the 17th) that contains all of Parker County and stretches includes west through Mineral Wells and South through some of the Big Country. The way it used to be. 
Instead, about half of Parker county sits in the 12th, including Weatherford. Unfortunately, it the 12th contains western suburbs of Ft Worth, along with most of downtown and the Mid Cities, and thus the bulk of the population of the district. Weatherford was peeled out of the 17th to add Republican ballast to the partisan mix. Consequently and predictably, the representative from the 12th is a lifelong citizen of Ft Worth, with deep roots in Tarrant County, Weatherford and Parker county are a distant afterthought.

No, you haven’t. Instead you just keep repeating that they should match, not why. For example:

No you don’t have to, that’s not how our system works and the parties do not do that. 

 

The goal is not and has never been to design districts to get representation that “aligns” to “views.”  You think that’s the goal for some reason but refuse to answer why you think that. 
The goal is to represent people in places, who have things in common (and these are called communities of interest). If you do that, it captures their views to the extent they are relevant on any given thing. You do that with districts designed around places with geography, economic and spatial interests in common. 
 

I have REPEATEDLY stated that the way they do those stupid districts sucks.

I'm not arguing for fucked up salamander districts.

But, "communities of interests" are not these homogenous entities that you seem to be making them out to be.  Parker County/Weatherford DOES have those rural interests.  But, it's also VERY conservative and votes about 80% Republican.  They have many interests in common with NON-rural conservatives.  "Communities of interest" aren't ONE THING.  They should have Republican representation because that's the policies the people there support.

I'm all for drawing the districts in a much less retarded manner, BUT ensuring that the majority of the people in each district gets the representation that matches their views.

Now, if you want to expand the number of people in Congress, you could probably get a better representation of the smaller "communities of interest".  But, with only 38 people representing 31.2 million people, you can't subdivide the districts up to make everyone happy.  Couple that with the requirement that there has to be a certain number of majority minority districts and that complicates the equation.

7 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

I'm all for drawing the districts in a much less retarded manner, BUT ensuring that the majority of the people in each district gets the representation that matches their views.

 But here’s the problem- Weatherford lost their represention on anything other than national issues so the party could deprive the slight minority in Ft Worth of any chance of representation on national issues, precisely so these “views” you care about could “align” to the dominance of Republicans in the state, and THAT is why these leopards can eat faces with impunity. 

24 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

It's actually Aerospace Engineering.

But, carry on...

And yet, you align with the same party with which flat earthers align. 

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 But here’s the problem- Weatherford lost their represention on anything other than national issues so the party could deprive the slight minority in Ft Worth of any chance of representation on national issues, precisely so these “views” you care about could “align” to the dominance of Republicans in the state, and THAT is why these leopards can eat faces with impunity. 

GODDAMMIT drag his bullshit over to the proper thread. Don't engage that fuckhead. He's too lazy to find it for himself 

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41 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I know it's fun for us in the peanut gallery to point and laugh, but I would love to see some big names democrats courting farmers to come to their side right now. Talk about how important farming is to this country, it is literally our country's roots. Guarantee strong farming legislation to help ensure all crops are bought and made use of somewhere in the world. Reiterate support for USAID purchases and the common good they provide domestically and abroad. Increase tax breaks for small farms under a certain size, etc etc. 

What if they could flip Iowa, Kansas or Nebraska for a few cycles? These sorts of cataclysmic changes in politics can lead to odd realignments, and in this case could result in the Dems becoming the party of Farmers if they try. The Rs are already buying all the big money and corporate votes the can via tax breaks and the dismantling of oversight agencies, might as well use the purse to try and lock up other groups if possible. 

 

*sigh*

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https://berniesanders.com/issues/revitalizing-rural-america/

He’s been saying it for a long time.

 

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But dumbfuck rurals will turn on foxnews, lap up the next flavor of the culture war, and pull the GQP lever come fall of 2026.

Fuck them.

33 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

It's actually Aerospace Engineering.

But, carry on...

No wonder you don’t know shit about political science.  You might as well say you know a shit ton about making and selling pillows, so that makes you an expert on voting machines.

Districts are too large now. Double them and you can better granulate likeminded communities.  We shouldn’t be limited by the number of chairs on the house floor. 

32 minutes ago, GenXer said:

 

*sigh*

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https://berniesanders.com/issues/revitalizing-rural-america/

He’s been saying it for a long time.

 

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But dumbfuck rurals will turn on foxnews, lap up the next flavor of the culture war, and pull the GQP lever come fall of 2026.

Fuck them.

Bernie isn't even a democrat now, he has mostly identified as an independent, except for when he ran as a D in 2016. He knows about helping the working class, the little guys, and he would have absolutely beat the shit out of Trump in 2016 if not for the Democrats party leader fuckery. The whole country would be so much better had he won in 2016, even if he didn't run for re-election in 2020. 

I know Democrat ideals would include those programs to help them, but if you want to break the spells of Fox News and rotten Facebook feeds, you have to go beat them over the head with it. And you need to do that right now when they are vulnerable, because it's the only time they will possibly listen to alternatives. That's when some of them may question themselves and look for another solution. 

I just think about the Hakeem Jeffries quote of "you don't swing at every pitch" but ya know, maybe it's time to get in the fucking batters box? These people are going to be reeling for a few years, and unless the Trump administration commits to send them 10s of billions again, it isn't going to get better before the next election. 

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Peters’ job included replanting forests with young saplings, and he said he put in “100% effort all the time.” Supervisors were apologetic when they called to fire him, explaining that his name was on a list handed down by the federal Office of Personnel Management.

A follow-up letter contained the same terse message that was sent to at least four colleagues in Peters’ roughly 40-person office, and 3,400 workers across the Forest Service:

“The Agency finds, based on your performance, that you have not demonstrated that your further employment at the Agency would be in the public interest.”

Peters feels betrayed by politicians he helped put in office. He voted for Trump in November, impressed by his vows to bolster the economy and slow immigration across the southern border.

“If I had known that this was going to happen,” he said, “I wouldn’t have voted for him.”

https://www.greatlakesnow.org/2025/02/trump-firings-hit-great-lakes-sea-lamprey-program-michigan-forestry/

The news came in an email from the acting administrator of his agency. It said that it would not be in the “public interest” to continue further employment, citing his performance,

“For this reason, the Agency informs you that the Agency is removing you from your position,” the email further stated.

Because they are concerned about possible retaliation and a likely appeal to the Merit Systems Protection Board, the couple asked WTOP not to use their names for this story.

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The termination is complicated by the fact that last November they supported Donald Trump when he sought the White House for a second term.

“I voted for Donald Trump. But this is not what I was expecting,” he said. “We didn’t think they were going to take a chainsaw to a silk rug.”

https://wtop.com/virginia/2025/02/this-civil-servant-and-veteran-voted-for-trump-now-hes-out-of-a-job/

 

“The letters are willfully incorrect and to our belief in NTEU unlawful," Berman told NBC10. "They say essentially 'your ability, skills and performance do not make you a fit for federal employment. In addition, your performance is not up to par.' This is patently untrue. These are being all issued with the exact same wording to every single one of these probationary employees, whether they have just gotten out of training and had no performance metrics. Whether they have been here for almost their entire year and had very good performance appraisals."

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“You know when he talks about government waste and all that, yes, I’m behind it,” McCabe said. “I believe there is a lot of stuff in the government that needs fixing. And that’s part of the reason why I actually wanted to work for the government, actually. To help change. Help change the things that are wrong in the world, you know? I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people’s lives for no reason."

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/philadelphia-irs-layoffs-firings-union-president-trump/4114738/

 

33 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Bernie isn't even a democrat now, he has mostly identified as an independent, except for when he ran as a D in 2016.
 

And 2020. I cast my vote for him in both the 2016 and 2020 democrat primaries.

Not debating your other points.

23 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Nobody has posted funny shaped California districts yet. Do that you gerrymandering sluts

 

21 hours ago, Nivek said:

Plus, I already posted how California draws their districts and not a single fucking one of you could tell me how that was so fucking unfair.  

 

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California's map looks a whole lot more logical and concise that the Texas one.  

4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

So you have sent some animals into space?

No but I've launched my cat a number of times when it was pissing me off. 

 

Dog's too heavy.  Plus, dog actually has remorse-ish

6 hours ago, PhillyD said:

Fuck you forever Mitch.  You had your chances to impeach him and we wouldn't be in this mess but your majority and power were more important to you.  Now we all suffer because of your selfish choices.

Not just the impeachment. How about not allowing a vote for an empty supreme court justice seat to come before a vote, for a year? I mean, there's a list, but those are the two I'd start with. 

4 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

And yet, you align with the same party with which flat earthers align. 

I at least know what a woman is. ;)

 

4 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Stay on topic jackass.

Or live up to what you said about staying out of CR

I'm just replying to people.  Tell them to stop.

2 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

I at least know what a woman is. ;)

 

Do you though?

4 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 But here’s the problem- Weatherford lost their represention on anything other than national issues so the party could deprive the slight minority in Ft Worth of any chance of representation on national issues, precisely so these “views” you care about could “align” to the dominance of Republicans in the state, and THAT is why these leopards can eat faces with impunity. 

Oh bullshit.  They still have the state offices.  And the local offices.

And Weatherford/Parker county has been represented by Kay Granger for at least 20 years...

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The federal voting in Parker County is around 60-40.  Still heavily Republican.  So, they're still getting a good amount of the policies that they want.

I lived there for 20 years.  Other than my liberal friends there, they were happy with the representation for the most part.

You're never going to get 100% of what you want.

14 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Do you though?

I do have 9 kids.

Which is probably a larger number than the times than you've seen live titties outside of a strip club.;)

13 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Stop replying to the hateful jackass. 

Explain how I'm hateful.

Or is it that viewpoints that don't fit your echo chamber upset you?

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