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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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Who could have predicted it?! That they would target people for the fact that they were brown is not what they wanted!

Every person that wasn't a hateful pos, that's who.

 

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The fact that every one of these dipshits doesn't realize that "being brown/not being a perfectly white 'murican" is "probable cause" for detention/arrest by this regime blows me away.  They are what they said they were.

He told us who he was 4 years ago.  It's not like he lied (about that).  Too bad some didn't listen.

36 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

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10 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Who could have predicted it?! That they would target people for the fact that they were brown is not what they wanted!

Every person that wasn't a hateful pos, that's who.

 

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17 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I will just never understand how Donald Trump (of all fucking people) captured the imagination of people like this.

They believe everything they see on TV.   They believe everything they see on the internet.   They believe everything they hear on talk radio.   

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1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

This is very real.

Shortly after, Slim announced plans to redirect his five-year Starlink projects to European and Chinese companies, further diminishing the U.S.’s commercial presence in the region.

Expect a lot of Latin American groups to partner/buy elsewhere.

As one dude told me recently. The US does not take us serious. We are just a problem for you and provider of fruit. We will go elsewhere.

 

Sent this to conservative friend.  His response was “and they say Elon isn’t willing to sacrifice for this country “

On 3/6/2025 at 11:22 AM, dieucla98 said:

Plenty of great liquors out there. I'm not going to miss bourbon. 

I personally think that a nice aged rum sips better than it’s similarly aged bourbon.

Me likey rum

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Who could have predicted it?! That they would target people for the fact that they were brown is not what they wanted!

Every person that wasn't a hateful pos, that's who.

 

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3 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I don’t want anyone harassed based on their ethnicity but hopefully this starts flipping some votes 

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Flipping votes, killing ICE peeps with chainsaws….whatever it takes

8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I personally think that a nice aged rum sips better than it’s similarly aged bourbon.

Me likey rum

Absolutely. An 18 year old Barbancourt is some good shit. Neat, a little lime.

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Absolutely. An 18 year old Barbancourt is some good shit. Neat, a little lime.

I was in Belize last October or November - and became a real fan of this

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4 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

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Reconsidering?  Fuck these stupid people. 

On 3/6/2025 at 10:13 AM, Goofyboy said:

If I’m not mistaken, Kentucky voted for Trump and Republicans… oh well.

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Sounds like the allocations are gonna have to increase and prices decrease. 

Darn. 

51 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I was in Belize last October or November - and became a real fan of this

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Considering that it made you blurry about which month you were there, I believe you.

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Considering that it made you blurry about which month you were there, I believe you.

if I recall, I was doing zip lines in the jungle on October 32nd, and the breeze blew back my hair.

I remember throwing punches around and  preaching from my chair, ‘Well, who are you?’

5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I personally think that a nice aged rum sips better than it’s similarly aged bourbon.

Me likey rum

Rhum agricoles are my fave. Speaking my language.

On 3/6/2025 at 10:13 AM, Goofyboy said:

If I’m not mistaken, Kentucky voted for Trump and Republicans… oh well.

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On 3/6/2025 at 4:57 PM, DixonHur said:

Only 1 bourbon in the Top 20 selling whiskies in the world.  India is cleaning our clocks.

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9 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I personally think that a nice aged rum sips better than it’s similarly aged bourbon.

Me likey rum

Rum gives me indigestion, (and Canadian whiskey makes me mean.) Bourbon for the taste. But, vodka and pickles slam.

1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

Rum gives me indigestion, (and Canadian whiskey makes me mean.) Bourbon for the taste. But, vodka and pickles slam.

I've been told scotch makes me mean but rum makes me fun. I think it's because I drink scotch when stressed and rum for celebrations.

I recalled my brother from St Petersburg when my father died. He brought back a suitcase of vodka. We polished off his supply at the wake, and we drank the vodka as he said Russians do. Vodka shot followed by pickle slice. I love pickles. I can damage a bottle of good vodka.

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7 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I recalled my brother from St Petersburg when my father died. He brought back a suitcase of vodka. We polished off his supply at the wake, and we drank the vodka as he said Russians do. Vodka shot followed by pickle slice. I love pickles. I can damage a bottle of good vodka.

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Vodka and pickles is how you repel women.

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Vodka and pickles is how you repel women.
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Oh….my friend….I have a long, proven list of ways to repel women.

The bourbon market was already crashing, so understandable that they're freaking out. Of course, they blame the wrong people.

Private Equity destroyed it first, Trump is dumb enough to make it worse. 

 

9 hours ago, F250 said:

I've been told scotch makes me mean but rum makes me fun. I think it's because I drink scotch when stressed and rum for celebrations.

Dominicans say with Rum you fight or fornicate.

All scotches, bourbons make me want to recreate the battle of hastings.

If you mix anything with vodka you are a hooligan or a woman named tiffany.

27 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Private Equity destroyed it first,

Just like everything they touch

The bourbon market was already crashing, so understandable that they're freaking out. Of course, they blame the wrong people.
Private Equity destroyed it first, Trump is dumb enough to make it worse. 
 

Think of what the defining trends/entities of this era will be when the history books are written: private equity, crypto, random-ass tariffs, resurgent white supremacy, the return of preventable viral diseases due to anti-vaxxers, doubling down on climate-harming activities (MORE coal and oil, now!), the ending of functional public education…and the list goes on.
This is the era of societal self-immolation.
God, it’s so fucking stupid.
But at least we stopped trans people from playing volleyball. So, it’s all worth it.
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

But at least we stopped trans people from playing volleyball. So, it’s all worth it.

I spent some time with some family last spring, who I hadn't seen in a long time. The percentage of time that they spent talking about trans people was remarkable. Like if you talked to one of them for more than a few minutes, trans this or that would come up. Needless to say, these are Dotardarians. And very serious baptists.

Wherever they get their "news" must be just force feeding them trans stuff 24/7.  I got some "Well I was listening to Dan Bongino, and he said...." and "Did you see what Jesse Waters said the other night?".

14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Needless to say, these are Dotardarians. And very serious baptists.

Lean in, and make your own fun. Start talking about Federal overreach, and when they start nodding, point out that slavery is mentioned multiple times as a normal thing in the Bible.

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Unfortunately Brisket is correct.  We need a LOT more pain to break the fever dream…

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The bourbon market was already crashing, so understandable that they're freaking out. Of course, they blame the wrong people.

Private Equity destroyed it first, Trump is dumb enough to make it worse. 

 

Won’t they just leave their stuff in casks longer and then before we know it there’s only expensive aged bourbon available?

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Unfortunately Brisket is correct.  We need a LOT more pain to break the fever dream…

Seriously. These stories could start with “Donald Trump personally raped his wife in front of him, then murdered, cooked, and ate his infant son,” and the opening line of the interview would be “I still support President Trump, but….”
There is nothing he can do to lose their support.
Nothing.
His old bit about “I could shoot a man in the face in the middle of 5th Avenue and not lose their support?” We’re seeing that he wouldn’t even lose their support of…the man he shot in the face in the middle of 5th avenue.
[Man in hospital, head fully bandaged to cover the giant hole where his left cheek and eye used to be] “I mean, I still support him…”
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A high percentage of them are blaming Doge/Musk and not Trump.  They're a package deal shit for brains.

48 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

This mother fucker said " Elon Musk has basically taken over our government, and is, calling the shots, unfortunately". No motherfucker this is what Trump asked him to do. These fucking clowns keep referencing Elon Musk as if he is separate from Trump. He is not!

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"nobody understood the devastation this administration would bring"?? NOBODY?!? 

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fuck you you stupid selfish cunt. FUCK YOU!!!! MILLIONS OF US DID UNDERSTAND AND SCREAMED IT FOR MONTHS!! FUCKING P2025 WROTE IT THE FUCK DOWN AND PUBLISHED IT ON THE GOTDAMN INTERNET!!!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA SAY "NOBODY KNEW"???? AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I HATE THAT YOU ALL LIVE IN MY COUNTRY!!!!

 

 

 

gotdamn. i cannot even handle the leopard thread at this point. i cannot believe these people were produced by the same society and school system as i was. something about the 'nobody knew' blew my gasket. im apoplectic. stupid fucking bitch.

34 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

This mother fucker said " Elon Musk has basically taken over our government, and is, calling the shots, unfortunately". No motherfucker this is what Trump asked him to do. These fucking clowns keep referencing Elon Musk as if he is separate from Trump. He is not!

There's not gonna be any conservative backlash. 

There was no reasonable reason for anyone to vote for this shithead. Yet they did.  

These people are hidebound intellectual cowards. They'll vote R next time too.  

Fuck em

1 hour ago, troph said:

Same thing is said about tequila. I’ll never forget the first time I got my ex drunk on exquisite tequila she poured the bottle on my body and licked it off. Either you are a lover or a fighter on that stuff too.

vodka is for Tiffany, her gay bff and hooligan dude bros that think it’s not gay so long as you don’t kiss or make eye contact. 

battle of Hastings …. Hmmm… I prefer corporate mogul or political elite - yes I embellish while drinking scotch. My “you know you’ve arrived when…” calculus has changed over the years ever increasing. I’ll spare the steps from early days to now (step one was I want a key ring with a lot of keys (I was probably 6 years old)) but now that I have the winter scene of a living room fire in a cozy modern lodge type lake house with distant views of the lights from the houses on the cliffs over looking the lake checked off, my next step is deniro’s office in zero day - standalone building, full living room, fire place, large desk to work from with a view of some sort where in the evenings after consulting as a senior advisor on some deal I can sip scotch out of a fancy crystal glass, bonus points if it has historical significance, triple bonus points if it’s near thanksgiving or Christmas and my sons are there smiling, telling stories, and laughing with me.
 

Vodka is also for Bobs.

34 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

There's not gonna be any conservative backlash. 

There was no reasonable reason for anyone to vote for this shithead. Yet they did.  

These people are hidebound intellectual cowards. They'll vote R next time too.  

Fuck em

Well, there has been a conservative backlash. It's been entirely ineffective and completely run over, with careers ruined. But that doesn't mean it hasn't happened.

There are too many people willing to bend the knee, feeling like if they just offer obeisance they'll be spared from the leopards eating their face, too. 

1 hour ago, Nuge said:

A high percentage of them are blaming Doge/Musk and not Trump.  They're a package deal shit for brains.

They've deified Trump. Their god is infallible, so any harm that befalls them is due to one of his acolytes acting on their own accord. But he fully supports it & does nothing to intervene.

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Most will not change their minds. They believe Biden, not Trump, was the traitor. Not the President who tried to overthrow an election or has sided with Putin or is systematically disabling our Intelligence and Defense Departments from the inside. Biden...was the traitor...because they read something on the internet. There is absolutely no reasoning with people like this. They are living in an alternate reality.

46 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

There's not gonna be any conservative backlash. 

There was no reasonable reason for anyone to vote for this shithead. Yet they did.  

These people are hidebound intellectual cowards. They'll vote R next time too.  

Fuck em

No there won't. It blows my mind the mental gymnastics these people do to avoid even one iota of blame for the orange man. I have tried to do the math and it always seems to come back to the alignment of "he hates the same people I hate so as long as we agree on that I am willing to give him a flyer on anything else". I cannot find any other reason except that. Am I in the wrong thinking here?

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These retaliatory acts could be used as a pretext for military coercion.  What are the odds Canada becomes our Ukraine?

15 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

They've deified Trump. Their god is infallible, so any harm that befalls them is due to one of his acolytes acting on their own accord. But he fully supports it & does nothing to intervene.

Trump works in mysterious ways

11 minutes ago, Goredho said:

These retaliatory acts could be used as a pretext for military coercion.  What are the odds Canada becomes our Ukraine?

greater than zero which is absolutely astounding 😕

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