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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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13 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I got news for you, I prayed, in a no-fucks-given public school system, and we also had a nice lady come around and tell Bible stories with cut-out figures that would cling to a felt board.

Then we were allowed to draw Bible scenes, so I busted out a magnum opus of Samson holding a Philistine soldier by the neck and smashing his skull with the jawbone of an ass.

It was way better than my rather pedestrian drawing of Moses murdering the Egyptian slave-driver. The other kids that day drew floating basket baby Moses n stuff. Naw.

This may elevate you to national treasure.

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13 hours ago, pacman said:

parent rights unless the parents don't want their kids reciting a Christian prayer?

In the post-game analysis that I heard after Tuesday, nobody mentioned Christian Nationalism at all. Will the Catholics who voted Trump be happy with Southern Baptist/Evangelical dogma becoming the state-supported voice of the Natinal Religion?

I used to hear all the time from the accosting Christians curious about whether my presumed search had turned up Jesus that the Great Whore Mother of Babylon (or whatever) from Revelations was, obviously, the Catholic Church.

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28 minutes ago, troph said:

The intended scope of this thread could be one of the greatest LOLs on this site if we could just be disciplined about it. Might even save a few lives. But no, we gotta go off the rails. Surprised there’s no Chili’s or McRib talk by now. Mayo vs mustard, waffle vs curly fries, dogs vs cats, just fuck the whole thing up and have blood on your hands surly. Jesus.

It’s not a “we” problem. It’s a few habitual dipshits: Anastasis with his off-topic diversionary bullshit; Brisket with his signature histrionic “If I can’t have the perfect world, then everyone should die horribly” tantrums; and 956 with his usual racist sadism. 

The rest of us grasp the concepts of karmic justice and schadenfreude just fine. 

5 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

It’s not a “we” problem. It’s a few habitual dipshits: Anastasis with his off-topic diversionary bullshit; Brisket with his signature histrionic “If I can’t have the perfect world, then everyone should die horribly” tantrums; and 956 with his usual racist sadism. 

The rest of us grasp the concepts of karmic justice and schadenfreude just fine. 

Yeah, "the people getting genocided have it coming to them" posters have a real strong grasp on karmic justice. 

1 hour ago, pacman said:

 

Maybe Trump will be so pleased with the Taliban he’ll invite them to Camp David - oh wait, that already actually happened last time 

10 hours ago, SKJ said:

They're definitely going to change the name of this soon just to appease the trumpistanners

Definitely not trans Herschel.

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Don’t worry brown men. This can’t possibly be for you!

2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Yeah, "the people getting genocided have it coming to them" posters have a real strong grasp on karmic justice. 

So you admit that there will be a genocide, then? Very interesting that you would be more concerned with how people respond to the genocide, rather than the actual genocide itself.

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Just now, Pam Cummings said:

So you admit that there will be a genocide, then?

I think that we are like 45k into it by now. Mostly women and children. Sleep well. 

11 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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Don’t worry brown men. This can’t possibly be for you!

 

theres no money in quick deportations, the money is someone waiting in a private camp prison for many months / years for their deportation hearing 

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29 minutes ago, G650 said:

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So very related to the dismantling of the department of education are the policies that the TEA enacted affecting special ed throughout Texas in the aughts.  Details here, but tl;dr Texas arbitrarily capped special ed services at 8.5% in violation of federal law which led to a great number of kids with needs getting nothing.  Texas eventually was sued by the Dept of Education to remove this cap.  The Dept of Education won and Texas was forced to revoke the cap and return it to being completely needs based.

If the Department of Education goes away or is made toothless, well, its gonna suck for any kids in need of special ed services.  As for anyone with a kid with an IEP that voted for it...

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They can’t just take their voucher to a school the deals with special ed?  

46 minutes ago, G650 said:

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I hope their kid loses all access. Not sorry about it at all

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Yeah I hope mine doesn't though.

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They can’t just take their voucher to a school the deals with special ed?  

are you under the impression that a private school is not gonna be fully empowered to deny enrollment for certain students for 'reasons', regardless of any 'voucher'?

 

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What have those kids done to deserve special treatment (REVERSE DISCRIMINATION!!??)? They just need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and learn.

And is it even the state's responsibility to provide them an education at all (COMMUNISM??)? Sure it directly calls it out in the constitution that the state will provide it, but God has a plan for them so we should throw out those evil books and just pray. WHY NOT DONE??

6 minutes ago, G650 said:

Yeah I hope mine doesn't though.

See that’s the problem. Karma is a blunt instrument.

2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

See that’s the problem. Karma is a blunt instrument.

Not really. What's gonna happen is gonna happen.

56 minutes ago, G650 said:

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i forget, did the nazis just kill off all handicapped kids ?

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i forget, did the nazis just kill off all handicapped kids ?

Yes. Essentially anyone who was a drain on state resources was purged.

Even skilled Jews were kept alive long enough to produce for the Reich.

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11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i forget, did the nazis just kill off all handicapped kids ?

Yes.  I can still vividly remember the room in the Holocaust Museum that covered that part of what they did.

21 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

See that’s the problem. Karma is a blunt instrument.

 

19 minutes ago, G650 said:

Not really. What's gonna happen is gonna happen.

Right. That’s my point. Fascist policies have a way of hurting both good and bad people. It’s fun to see shitheads get their comeuppance. But that comes with a terrible price. 

I guess the solution is to enjoy the schadenfreude while committing to help those who don’t deserve what’s coming. 

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I guess the solution is to enjoy the schadenfreude while committing to help those who don’t deserve what’s coming. 

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5 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

I guess the solution is to enjoy the schadenfreude while committing to help those who don’t deserve what’s coming. 

Yep, we're dismantling a system all of us were born into.  I don't think any of us has direct firsthand experience with the alternative to government providing a baseline of education, some sort of a social safety net and protections for marginalized people.  There's not much to be done at this point except to A) prepare to take care of you and yours B) help out elsewhere where you are able and C) allow downstream pain to emphasize the need so that maybe people come back around to seeing the benefit of these institutions.

47 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Yes.  I can still vividly remember the room in the Holocaust Museum that covered that part of what they did.

 

non jew kids ?

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

non jew kids ?

I seem to recall they weren't strict on the whole Jewish thing when it came to disabled people.

Well found a possible leopard eating face thats a lot more innocuous than brown people getting deported, genocide or disabled kids in gas chambers...
 

Significant portion of Trump voters who are still hellbent against the "devils lettuce" for some reason going be wondering WTF is going on should this happen...

 

RFK Jr is also a supporter of psychedelics, so maybe we finally get weed, shrooms and LSD decriminalized at the Federal level. 

I had no idea that Chris Christie would get a phone call answered by anyone in a new Trump administration. 

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

RFK Jr is also a supporter of psychedelics, so maybe we finally get weed, shrooms and LSD decriminalized at the Federal level. 

I would be forced to give credit where due, but I ain't holding my breath just yet

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2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

RFK Jr is also a supporter of psychedelics, so maybe we finally get weed, shrooms and LSD decriminalized at the Federal level. 

Good. We’re gonna need a lot of drugs to get through this shit.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Lulz

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The finding out part is the best.  Not the lead up.  When those bars finally slam home (Shawshank reference).

This thread is more disheartening than last Tuesday’s results. I’ve been a cynical misanthrope for a long time. But it’s becoming increasingly clear that, even still, I had somehow managed to overestimate the good in mankind.

Thanks for the wake-up call, you fucking maniacs. 

2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

This thread is more disheartening than last Tuesday’s results. I’ve been a cynical misanthrope for a long time. But it’s becoming increasingly clear that, even still, I had somehow managed to overestimate the good in mankind.

Thanks for the wake-up call, you fucking maniacs. 

Would you rather us just say, "man, it's sure tough luck that these people are going to get exactly what they voted for?" 

18 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Lulz

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And no one is going to give a shit this time.  

If Palestinians aren't "real", and Gaza no longer exists in a year or so, where will they send them?  

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

theres no money in quick deportations, the money is someone waiting in a private camp prison for many months / years for their deportation hearing 

I wonder who pays for it...

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

And no one is going to give a shit this time.  

Nor should we.

They literally chose this outcome, in spite of ALL of the evidence and warnings to the contrary.  The only sane response should be

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8 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

But it’s becoming increasingly clear that, even still, I had somehow managed to overestimate the good in mankind

The real world is enjoyable. This forum is untethered to it. Come outside brick and enjoy the weather. Unless you are in Palestine. In which case you are fuckd  

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Would you rather us just say, "man, it's sure tough luck that these people are going to get exactly what they voted for?" 

I would rather us not lump divergent groups together. Muslim Americans were placed in a unique moral quandary, far different than, say, Latinos for Trump or pro-life women or just random selfish MAGA assholes who are just now learning that they are the welfare queens they always complained about. Those latter groups are selfish idiots eager to fall for Trump’s lies and willing to see others suffer. Nothing the Dems could say would have swayed those assholes and they deserve whatever pain they get.

But the Dems could have taken fairly small, harmless steps to at least show some good faith to Muslims and earn their votes. And it would have been the right fucking thing to do, you know, to at least show a modicum of sympathy and concern for innocent victims of industrialized slaughter: The party chose not to.

From where I sit as a heartbroken Democrat, the party fucked around and we all found out. We have no one to blame but ourselves. And I won’t take any solace whatsoever that desperate people who saw no good option end up suffering.

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