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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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It’s a buy one leopard get one free deal.  Both landlord and lessee’s face eaten.

 

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19 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

What about Wango Tango?

You gotta be into the deep cuts like Stranglehold and Cat Scratch Fever to call yourself a true Nuggent fan.

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I like Ted Nugent’s music

least surprising thing i have ever read.

24 minutes ago, GenXer said:

It’s a buy one leopard get one free deal.  Both landlord and lessee’s face eaten.

 

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insert obligatory "they should pray on it" or "thoughts and prayers" or "where is your god now?" or whatever feels right to you

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“Cutting off electricity exports to the US completely”

Do it.

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

insert obligatory "they should pray on it" or "thoughts and prayers" or "where is your god now?" or whatever feels right to you

Yeah, what assholes for offering refugee resettlement services. The nerve!

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Black dude: "Look, I know the clan says I am mud people, and should be removed from the country and sent back to Africa, but that's just rhetoric.  I really support them because of their community-oriented focus and approach.  I'll never join up with the lefties at the NAACP and such.  But this actual program of nabbing black people and putting them on ships back to Africa is distracting from our core message, and it just might push me out of the Klan!"

Dude.  DUDE.  The "hatred and marginalization of the other" is not a bug, it's not an appurtenance....it's a feature, it's the fucking core function of the product.  You fucking idiots.

Where do people of color figure they fit in the make America great movement? While their fighting for segregation is weird, have they figured out which side of town will welcome them? 

19 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Yeah, what assholes for offering refugee resettlement services. The nerve!

CCCAS gets points for having some dude with the greatest fake name in history of ever.

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Dick O’Polka is in charge of their money.

 

9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

You remind me that he was iconic in the Preppie/Yuppie '80s. The lie of him making huge money with only a little bit of help from his Dad became mythology. Back then the now aging Boomers thought they were all hotshot investors as they invested in the stock market which was almost can't miss until the bust.

I hadn't really connected that 80s image of Trump being engraved in those minds. I went into Trump Tower just months after it opened. I happened to be visiting NYC. So fucking tacky; it was the cathedral for the austentatious. Of course he becomes King of the United States of Arrogance.

MOTHERFUCKER, HOW DARE YOU?  THAT IS AN OUTRAGEOUS ALLEGATION.  I DEMAND SATISFACTION.  MEET ME IN THE TEXAGS.COM PARKING LOT AND PREPARE FOR A THRASHING!!!

 

wait, what?  (checks notes)

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Nevermind. 

9 hours ago, Blotto said:

was never a big Jesse Ventura fan, but always appreciated him for this quote, and having the balls to say it as a politician.

Don't forget "I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED"

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“Cutting off electricity exports to the US completely”

Do it.

That is a great strategy. They know the orange shithead is an angry toddler, and that he will respond with greater tariffs if poked.  Canadians also know that tariffs will destroy ‘Murica’s economy and wreck the the US.   Right now that seems to be the only way to maybe get rid of Donnie in the next couple years.    

You can never calm a bully’s bullying by complying - but you can smash him in the nose.  Canada is smashing him in the nose, knowing full well that he will get off of his toilet, throw down his cell phone, and start throwing punches with his tiny doll hands at the things nearest to him, regardless of whether it is in his best interests to do so. 

I applaud the Canadian Mensas. 

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

MOTHERFUCKER, HOW DARE YOU?  THAT IS AN OUTRAGEOUS ALLEGATION.  I DEMAND SATISFACTION.  MEET ME IN THE TEXAGS.COM PARKING LOT AND PREPARE FOR A THRASHING!!!

 

wait, what?  (checks notes)

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Nevermind. 

Don't forget "I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED"

I like the detail of someone dressing the shot with those toy cars:

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What a fucking dick.


Canceled Prime video. Sorry Bezos…

We are on an annual plan, so stuck until renewal time.
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58 minutes ago, GenXer said:

“Cutting off electricity exports to the US completely”

Do it.

No electricity?

Texas Governor election 2022: Greg Abbott wins race

7 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

No electricity?

Texas Governor election 2022: Greg Abbott wins race

I teed it up and was waiting for that.

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1 hour ago, GenXer said:

CCCAS gets points for having some dude with the greatest fake name in history of ever.

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Dick O’Polka is in charge of their money.

 

I believe that Dick O'Polka was the frontman for the Kenosha Kickers before Gus Polinski showed up.


I like all the videos of people asking what are you going to do when it happens? Are you going to work the next day or will you be too hungover.

Quote the opposite. Gotta stay hydrated. Ill be like the wetworks guy from Horrible Bosses.
25 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I believe that Dick O'Polka was the frontman for the Kenosha Kickers before Gus Polinski showed up.

Gus’s nephew is a trip.

54 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I believe that Dick O'Polka was the frontman for the Kenosha Kickers before Gus Polinski showed up.


For my money, there’s only one name for polka. That’s Jan Lewan. All the polka, polka paraphernalia, travel services, and ponzi scheme financial fraud your heart desires.

I celebrate his entire catalog.

 

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2 hours ago, GenXer said:

CCCAS gets points for having some dude with the greatest fake name in history of ever.

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Dick O’Polka is in charge of their money.

 

Zimmerman is a bit out of place for a catholic organization.

3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

You gotta be into the deep cuts like Stranglehold and Cat Scratch Fever to call yourself a true Nuggent fan.

Motörhead covered Cat Scratch Fever better than that shits-in-pants draft dodging patroit ever could.  
 

ted nugent talk not going away

6 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Motörhead covered Cat Scratch Fever better than that shits-in-pants draft dodging patroit ever could.  
 

ted nugent talk not going away

Motörhead makes everything sound better.

49 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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She has a future on TikTok.

10 hours ago, GenXer said:

I teed it up and was waiting for that.

Cant just sit on your hands 

12 hours ago, GenXer said:


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“Cutting off electricity exports to the US completely”

Do it.

Michigan, Minnesota, and NY. 3, ostensibly, blue states. This will probably backfire and somehow drive more idiots into the arms of the right. And I'm sure would be used as justification to invade canada if they cut it off altogether. 

14 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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Fuck you, Bezos. Let's actively work to continue normalizing Trump by reminding everyone what a big, strong, smart businessman he is in heavily edited, largely scripted television for idiots.

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Fuck you, Bezos. Let's actively work to continue normalizing Trump by reminding everyone what a big, strong, smart businessman he is in heavily edited, largely scripted television for idiots.

While I agree with you, shows like this don’t age very well. This reopens an avenue for dotard ridicule 

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conservative subreddit responds to dotardian fit

There’s too many to post. They’ve gone off the rails.

Eat shit, motherfuckers. This is your fucking guy. Own it. 


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11 minutes ago, GenXer said:

 

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conservative subreddit responds to dotardian fit

There’s too many to post. They’ve gone off the rails.

Eat shit, motherfuckers. This is your fucking guy. Own it. 


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Yet......every single one of those people starts everything they say with "I still support him," and they will 100% certain guaranteed stone-cold lock vote for him in 2028 when he runs for a third term, the law be damned.

MAGAs are a cancer.  They are in every organ, every bone.  We do not survive this.  We are committing national suicide.

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yet......every single one of those people starts everything they say with "I still support him," and they will 100% certain guaranteed stone-cold lock vote for him in 2028 when he runs for a third term, the law be damned.

MAGAs are a cancer.  They are in every organ, every bone.  We do not survive this.  We are committing national suicide.

I feel like there’s a meme opportunity from the silence of the lambs scene where buffalo bill (trump) is looking down the hole at a maga. Looking up, maga says “i still support you but could you just stop (insert latest pain that trump has inflicted).

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20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yet......every single one of those people starts everything they say with "I still support him," 

Check.


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Because, “it needs to be said.”

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She’s an innocent bystander…that voted for him and is a diehard Republican.  Oh and look she’s white. 

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(not Woz from Apple)

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How do you like something while at the same time not like the way it’s being done?

28 minutes ago, The Dog said:

(not Woz from Apple)

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And still the democrats fault. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

And still the democrats fault. 

It's fascinating to watch.  Fuck these rubes.  I hope he's eating cat food soon.

 

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Texas farm bureau wants dotard to invoke 1944 treaty to get water from mexico for texas.

Meanwhile, dotard complains about unfairness of trade agreement he personally negotiated during his first term.

Texas farm bureau better pass around the collection plate cause otherwise you’re not getting any of dotard’s attention.

41 minutes ago, The Dog said:

(not Woz from Apple)

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That is incomprehensible. 

i think they're just mad that democrats are basically

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7 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i think they're just mad that democrats are basically

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fuck their feelings

i think they're just mad that democrats are basically
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They are even more mad that they are to blame. Deep down they know it.
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conservative subreddit responds to dotardian fit

There’s too many to post. They’ve gone off the rails.

Eat shit, motherfuckers. This is your fucking guy. Own it. 


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Maybe he'll make the tariff eleventy billion percent.  That'll show 'em.

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Texas farm bureau wants dotard to invoke 1944 treaty to get water from mexico for texas.

Meanwhile, dotard complains about unfairness of trade agreement he personally negotiated during his first term.

Texas farm bureau better pass around the collection plate cause otherwise you’re not getting any of dotard’s attention.

Here's yet another piece of foreshadowing. With the inevitable, upcoming water crisis in Texas, somehow we're already positioning how to make Mexico the villain. We'll turn on them once we're done with Canada.

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“the man upstairs” 

cult of trump

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2 hours ago, GenXer said:

 

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Texas farm bureau wants dotard to invoke 1944 treaty to get water from mexico for texas.

Meanwhile, dotard complains about unfairness of trade agreement he personally negotiated during his first term.

Texas farm bureau better pass around the collection plate cause otherwise you’re not getting any of dotard’s attention.

Fake news.  You can't fool Trump.  He knows that water only flows down, so it can't come from Mexico to Texas.

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