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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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#8001
15 minutes ago, GenXer said:


 

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“the man upstairs” 

cult of trump

Once these farms go under and are plucked up by hedge funds and private equity, those tariffs will magically disappear...

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#8002
3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Check.


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Because, “it needs to be said.”

 

 

"Yes I understand tariffs" 

 

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#8003

The "I voted for Trump, but I didn't vote for..." posts are my favorite.

Yes.  You did.

#8004
Once these farms go under and are plucked up by hedge funds and private equity, those tariffs will magically disappear...

I’m rooting for the hedge funds at this point. Fuck these guys that voted for this shit and now want to cry.
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#8005
15 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

The "I voted for Trump, but I didn't vote for..." posts are my favorite.

Yes.  You did.

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#8006
16 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

The "I voted for Trump, but I didn't vote for..." posts are my favorite.

Yes.  You did.

Wait. What? We don’t have a line item veto?

#8007
13 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:


I’m rooting for the hedge funds at this point. Fuck these guys that voted for this shit and now want to cry.

While I can understand the sentiment, now imagine our farming industry run by shitheads like Musk or Zuck or Vance, the guy who literally makes money of an app that sells American farmland to foreign nations. 

#8008
2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

While I can understand the sentiment, now imagine our farming industry run by shitheads like Musk or Zuck or Vance, the guy who literally makes money of an app that sells American farmland to foreign nations. 

Well none of us can stop that from happening. But we can still laugh at them 

#8010
On 3/8/2025 at 9:36 AM, Brisketexan said:


Seriously. These stories could start with “Donald Trump personally raped his wife in front of him, then murdered, cooked, and ate his infant son,” and the opening line of the interview would be “I still support President Trump, but….”
There is nothing he can do to lose their support.
Nothing.
His old bit about “I could shoot a man in the face in the middle of 5th Avenue and not lose their support?” We’re seeing that he wouldn’t even lose their support of…the man he shot in the face in the middle of 5th avenue.
[Man in hospital, head fully bandaged to cover the giant hole where his left cheek and eye used to be] “I mean, I still support him…”

THAT guy has a pregnant wife and Toddler? wtf?

#8011
6 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

How do you like something while at the same time not like the way it’s being done?

Well I like receiving fellatio without teeth 

The problem is they think they have a noble end in mind and that the means don't justify the end when they fail to recognize is that, unlike receiving fellatio, the policies they support are shitty to begin with because they believe the lies they are told inside the cult.

Lies like the guy mowing your grass or picking strawberries is lazy and taking your job.

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#8012
6 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Check.


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Because, “it needs to be said.”

Feels like she does NOT understand tariffs. 

#8013
3 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Well I like receiving fellatio without teeth 

The problem is they think they have a noble end in mind and that the means don't justify the end when they fail to recognize is that, unlike receiving fellatio, the policies they support are shitty to begin with because they believe the lies they are told inside the cult.

Lies like the guy mowing your grass or picking strawberries is lazy and taking your job.

Well he is lazy. He should strive to be a billionaire! Why did he stop at providing an essential service? Lazy asshole!

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#8020
12 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Bastian was vocal about how the Trump administration was going to roll back all of the consumer protection policies that DOT instituted under Mayor Pete’s leadership. I hope the leopards enjoy his tasty face as Trump’s administration kills the economy and craters demand for air travel. 

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Vic weighs in on the tariff situation and channels Michael Scott. He has a plethora of new business names in his back pocket. Also, calculating percentages is hard.

I can only imagine the corporate schlub  trying in vain to explain a 25% tariff to vic.

#8022
35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Let these fuckers go bankrupt, one by one.

And you get an airline! And you get an airline!

#8024

What's the opposite of Leopard ate my face?  Chameleon scratched my taint?

 

The weeks of performative “resistance” from those in my party were limited to undignified antics. Voting to shut the government down will punish millions or risk a recession. I disagree with many points in the CR, but I will never vote to shut our government down.

...undignified huh.  This you?

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#8025
7 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

The "I voted for Trump, but I didn't vote for..." posts are my favorite.

Yes.  You did.

same as when we get a racist asshole on video

"i know i said those things but thats not really me"" or something along those lines

as @RomaVicta commented recently on a post of mine - i calling them stupid, Roma calling them people who lack empathy. Same same as we know. Its the modern American condition and the leopards thread captures that perfectly. 

 

#8027
4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

 

Send a long letter, get back a post card,

Times are hard.

 

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8 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

 

Send a long letter, get back a post card,

Times are hard.

 

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#8028
What's the opposite of Leopard ate my face?  Chameleon scratched my taint?
 
...undignified huh.  This you?
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Heath issues changed him.
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4 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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I don’t know, maybe it’s just me, but it doesn’t seem to fit that the donkey show would be at a “minor brothel”.

That just screams “major brothel”.

#8030
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Let these fuckers go bankrupt, one by one.

but move your points before they do

#8031
30 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I don’t know, maybe it’s just me, but it doesn’t seem to fit that the donkey show would be at a “minor brothel”.

That just screams “major brothel”.


That’s an astute observation. One might even characterize you as a stable genius.

#8032
On 3/10/2025 at 3:51 PM, DaysOff said:


I like all the videos of people asking what are you going to do when it happens? Are you going to work the next day or will you be too hungover.

I'm taking off the rest of the week.

#8033
On 3/10/2025 at 3:51 PM, DaysOff said:


I like all the videos of people asking what are you going to do when it happens? Are you going to work the next day or will you be too hungover.

username and all that

#8034
12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Let these fuckers go bankrupt, one by one.

Also, Delta business travelers and their constant status whining are insufferable AF. 

#8035
20 hours ago, The Dog said:

(not Woz from Apple)

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Hey, Steve....

Go fuck yourself since no one else will, you incel piece of shit.

#8036
Just now, Bateshorn said:

Also, Delta business travelers and their constant status whining are insufferable AF. 

Every white person I know in Atlanta is maga AF.  Fuck that city, Coca-Cola and Delta. 

#8038
1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Every white person I know in Atlanta is maga AF.  Fuck that city, Coca-Cola and Delta. 

And the Braves.

#8040

There are ironclad rules of certainty in this universe.  One of them -- maybe the prime rule -- is this: "No matter how hard you suck up to Trump, the only question is WHEN he will utterly buttfuck you."

I fucking love it.  Venal, lizard-brained fucks, even supposedly super smart and rich ones, will never learn.  Once you fall in with the mob boss, he owns you and you are his eternal bitch.

#8041
22 hours ago, The Dog said:

(not Woz from Apple)

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“I like what he’s doing but not how he’s doing it” is some weapons grade cope. 

#8042
Just now, 956 Worldwide said:

“I like what he’s doing but not how he’s doing it” is some weapons grade cope. 

Yeah, it's pretty spectacular.  What he's doing is RAPE.  And their argument is "if he'd just use a little lube, and put on some Barry White......and rape other people, but not me....I'd totally be in support."  The bolded part is the only thing that matters.  They like him hurting people.  They just don't like him hurting THEM.  That's it.  That's the entire thought process.

Suffer.  Feel the pain.  Then feel more of it, until you think that the only relief you can get is the sweet release of death.  And then botch your suicide attempt, so you feel only more pain.  Maybe THEN, they'll grasp that a philosophy grounded in "hurting people is good" is maybe, just maybe, a shitty philosophy.  

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#8043

When Trump guts Social Security and Medicare, I’m betting that a lot of MAGA seniors will be surprised to hear from their kids that, “No, you won’t be moving in with us.  You can try praying to Trump…”

#8044
50 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

When Trump guts Social Security and Medicare, I’m betting that a lot of MAGA seniors will be surprised to hear from their kids that, “No, you won’t be moving in with us.  You can try praying to Trump…”

 

will messing with social security checks be the bridge too far ?

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#8045
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

will messing with social security checks be the bridge too far ?

"I support what you're doing, just not how you're doing it."  Remember, that means "I support you cutting off social security to black and brown people, because we know they're all DEI freeloaders, but you shouldn't cut it off to good god-fearing white folks like me."  That's it.  They 100% support the action.  They just don't want it to happen to them.  That's the entire thought process.

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#8046

Sorry Caleb.  Not really, though.  You chose....poorly

 

Caleb Ragland, a soybean farmer in Magnolia, Ky., voted for President Donald Trump in 2016, 2020 and 2024. Now, however, he has to navigate a tariff minefield at a time when the sector is already facing major headwinds.

Ragland works with his wife and three sons and has deep roots in the community. His family has been farming on the land for more than two centuries. But in recent years, he has seen a double-digit percentage decline in crop prices while production costs rise, with soybean futures having gone down more than 40% over the past three years along with corn futures.

As pressures mount in the industry as a result of tariffs imposed by the second Trump administration — as well as retaliatory levies from other countries — he’s worried about the longevity of his business.

“My sons potentially could be the 10th generation if they’re able to farm,” Ragland, who is also the president of the American Soybean Association, told CNBC. “And when you have policies that are completely out of our control – that they manipulate our prices 20%, 30%, and on the flip side, our costs go up – we won’t be able to stay in business.”

“We’re already at the point that we’re unprofitable,” Ragland said. “Why on earth are we trying to add insult to injury for the ag sector by basically adding a tax?”

Ragland pointed out that he “appreciates the president’s ability to negotiate” and wants Trump to be successful for the sake of the country. However, he emphasized that those in the industry, especially soybean producers, don’t have any “elasticity in our ability to weather a trade war that takes away from our bottom line.”

“Folks are upset,” Ragland said about sentiment from other farmers, stressing that they all need relief through deals that reduce barriers to trade and a new five-year comprehensive farm bill – legislation that provides producers with key commodity support programs, among others. “You’re talking about people’s livelihoods,” he remarked.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/11/how-trumps-trade-policy-is-putting-pressure-on-us-farmers.html

#8047
9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

will messing with social security checks be the bridge too far ?

I think that's the 3rd rail that not even Elmo/Trump would touch...but for schadenfreude and also the pure chaos and terror it would cause Republicans nationwide I kind of hope they do

#8048
12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

will messing with social security checks be the bridge too far ?

Aaaaaaand what exactly could be done if it happened?

#8049
12 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

 

Send a long letter, get back a post card,

Times are hard.

 

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Business is fine at the new entrance.

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#8050
2 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

I think that's the 3rd rail that not even Elmo/Trump would touch...but for schadenfreude and also the pure chaos and terror it would cause Republicans nationwide I kind of hope they do

While I totally agree with you, I have to point out that we’ve already jumped 10,567 rails so far, so what’s one more?   I guess it all depends on whether you’re remotely worried about future election results or not.

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