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I am not convinced this wasn’t intentional…

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5 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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I am not convinced this wasn’t intentional…

I can save her! 

13 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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What is this? The itty bitty titty committee?

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I can't believe Jesse Watters has a sister who is smart enough to work at Johns Hopkins.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

I can't believe Jesse Watters has a sister who is smart enough to work at Johns Hopkins.

she was probably adopted 

On 3/16/2025 at 8:33 AM, Horn Dog said:

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I am not convinced this wasn’t intentional…

 

she should be selling ice detention panties to maga 

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

she was probably adopted 

Or the mom drank and smoked meth during the pregnancy with him.

Or maybe she banged a genetically stupid mailman?

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I feel like this belongs here.

she was probably adopted 
Didn't his mom call in and read him the riot act? He may be the black sheep.
 
she should be selling ice detention panties to maga 

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3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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I feel like this belongs here.

They get angry over there on the football/recruiting board when mentioned but Aggie == fascist mindset, fascism is a brain condition that allows hatred to dominate all your waking thoughts, you start seeing conspiracy theories everywhere, want a dictator to punish your enemies. I predicted that they would eventually say Earley was a sip double agent, I was 100% confident it would happen because it is their brain that is broken.

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Don’t tease me, bro! 

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3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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I feel like this belongs here.

Even if I hadn’t spent more than a decade on Shaggy and Surly, this Aggy tirade would be seen as the perfect encapsulation of their brains.

”… the SEC has basically done nothing for us”.   lol.    Apparently the SEC was supposed to somehow make Aggy play better in football and basketball when they played Texas, enter some kind of SEC executive order banning the freedom of contract andprohibiting coaches from going to other schools, make the refs treat Aggy nicer - and use their SEC mind control skills to convince the rest of the world that Texas is not their favorite Texas team.

Damn that SEC!! 

The whole thing is so out of touch with reality that it is laughable.    A lot of SEC fans think that A&M is a really weird group of people, and Texas now being here making them miserable is a greatly appreciated source of amusement. 

Please keep up the good work.

31 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Damn that SEC!! 

The whole thing is so out of touch with reality that it is laughable.    A lot of SEC fans think that A&M is a really weird group of people, and Texas now being here making them miserable is a greatly appreciated source of amusement. 

Whoever got royalties for the SEC sticker must have been starving to death before Aggy showed up. Now they and their kids are driving around in lifted Bentleys with gold-plated toilets inside. 

Aggy luv SEC sticker.

 

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Even if I hadn’t spent more than a decade on Shaggy and Surly, this Aggy tirade would be seen as the perfect encapsulation of their brains.

”… the SEC has basically done nothing for us”.   lol.    Apparently the SEC was supposed to somehow make Aggy play better in football and basketball when they played Texas, enter some kind of SEC executive order banning the freedom of contract andprohibiting coaches from going to other schools, make the refs treat Aggy nicer - and use their SEC mind control skills to convince the rest of the world that Texas is not their favorite Texas team.

Damn that SEC!! 

The whole thing is so out of touch with reality that it is laughable.    A lot of SEC fans think that A&M is a really weird group of people, and Texas now being here making them miserable is a greatly appreciated source of amusement. 

Please keep up the good work.

What they need to understand is that the only thing A&M brought to the SEC was inroads into recruiting Texas for the other schools. This was a ploy by the SEC to ultimately force Texas' and OU's hands, as talent fled the state. It succeeded.

Texas and OU were always the goal for the SEC, adding our prestige to their own.

I don’t think we became the perceived favorite Texas team just this year

19 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I don’t think we became the perceived favorite Texas team just this year

Aggy certainly gained ground the last decade. Especially since they've been the preferred school for Texas conservatives. The cream always rises to the top though.

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What they need to understand is that the only thing A&M brought to the SEC was inroads into recruiting Texas for the other schools. This was a ploy by the SEC to ultimately force Texas' and OU's hands, as talent fled the state. It succeeded.
Texas and OU were always the goal for the SEC, adding our prestige to their own.

Hey, we’re all brothers in arms here when talking politics, but it always amuses me how much y’all think people think of you.
1 hour ago, Tuco said:


Hey, we’re all brothers in arms here when talking politics, but it always amuses me how much y’all think people think of you.

Maybe you're right.  Maybe we're not a big deal.  Maybe you have five thousand posts on everybody else's website, too.

1 hour ago, Tuco said:


Hey, we’re all brothers in arms here when talking politics, but it always amuses me how much y’all think people think of you.

it's all about the benjamins, baby

Yeah that was a weird response. It wasn't even acting like UT is the special one, Rimbo specifically pointed out that OU was the SEC's other target. Everything he posted was correct.

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that was after they stabbed you in the face previously you blind fuck

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Just now, Rex Kramer said:

They’re not the preferred school for Texas conservatives. They’re the preferred school for idiots and kids that’ve been brainwashed by their Aggie parents

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6 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

They’re not the preferred school for Texas conservatives. They’re the preferred school for idiots and kids that’ve been brainwashed by their Aggie parents. 

You are a weird dude. Take a look at all the schools in the state Rex. Now look at the numbers. Which one has been growing the most and what is fueling it's growth? There was a time when UT was battling it out year over year with Ohio State for largest enrollment in the country. In my lifetime aggy has doubled it's enrollment to now 72k. I live in an area where the majority of kids go to college, and the amount of kids that end up at aggy is astounding. So much so that my daughter's volleyball team played their elite 8 playoff game in college station and like 30 girls came from campus to support the team. My daughter told us that she would never go to aggy because it would basically be a high school reunion. Even in the high school volleyball world. Houston Skyline is one of the best clubs in the country. The kids who play on its top team can largely choose wherever they want to go. In the 25 and 26 classes they grabbed two. Aggy wasn't able to do that in the past.

If it were just about ease of access then Tech or U of H would be 72k. Getting your kid into aggy is a political statement nowadays. Sure, there are a lot of kids from conservative families who go to UT. However, aggy is a MAGA breeding factory. Your kids must be older if you don't know this.

 

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9 hours ago, staboner said:

that was after they stabbed you in the face previously you blind fuck

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MAGA: He was joking!

Psychiatrist: He was laughing because he knows he can say that to you and you will still support him. But he wasn't joking. 

2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

You are a weird dude. Take a look at all the schools in the state Rex. Now look at the numbers. Which one has been growing the most and what is fueling it's growth? There was a time when UT was battling it out year over year with Ohio State for largest enrollment in the country. In my lifetime aggy has doubled it's enrollment to now 72k. I live in an area where the majority of kids go to college, and the amount of kids that end up at aggy is astounding. So much so that my daughter's volleyball team played their elite 8 playoff game in college station and like 30 girls came from campus to support the team. My daughter told us that she would never go to aggy because it would basically be a high school reunion. Even in the high school volleyball world. Houston Skyline is one of the best clubs in the country. The kids who play on its top team can largely choose wherever they want to go. In the 25 and 26 classes they grabbed two. Aggy wasn't able to do that in the past.

If it were just about ease of access then Tech or U of H would be 72k. Getting your kid into aggy is a political statement nowadays. Sure, there are a lot of kids from conservative families who go to UT. However, aggy is a MAGA breeding factory. Your kids must be older if you don't know this.

 

It was Kyle Rittenhouse's dream school for god's sake.  Then Blinn, then a pawn shop in Florida....

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the FAFO state

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"The price of US OJ concentrate fell 50%."

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Looking good, Billy. Eh?

feeling good, Louis (French pronunciation)

13 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

"The price of US OJ concentrate fell 50%."

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buy high, sell low 

1 hour ago, pacman said:

the FAFO state

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good luck getting that market share back 

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good luck getting that market share back 

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“…a glass of sunshine a day keeps the gayness away….”

It always warmed my heart that her homophobic campaign against gay rights led to her losing her jobs with the Florida Citrus Growers Association and others, starting her spiral into financial insolvency that ended in multiple bankruptcies until the hag died.

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“…a glass of sunshine a day keeps the gayness away….”

It always warmed my heart that her homophobic campaign against gay rights led to her losing her jobs with the Florida Citrus Growers Association and others, starting her spiral into financial insolvency that ended in multiple bankruptcies until the hag died.

 

who is that ?

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

who is that ?

Look just under the word “shine” and/or just above the crown of the helmet. 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Look just under the word “shine”

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13 hours ago, staboner said:

that was after they stabbed you in the face previously you blind fuck

Username checks out 

12 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Kids don’t grow up wanting to be Aggies without a strong family connection. I don’t think it’s a Top 10 destination of my kids’ high school. 

Aggy, Liberty, Baylor, ole miss, bama, arky , ou.  Rough order

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Thoughts and prayers for that white Christian racist lady's upcoming blindness.

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