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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

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“…a glass of sunshine a day keeps the gayness away….”

It always warmed my heart that her homophobic campaign against gay rights led to her losing her jobs with the Florida Citrus Growers Association and others, starting her spiral into financial insolvency that ended in multiple bankruptcies until the hag died.

 

 

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On 3/17/2025 at 9:38 AM, tx 3 putt said:

she was probably adopted 

 

On 3/17/2025 at 10:00 AM, TexArcher said:

Or the mom drank and smoked meth during the pregnancy with him.

Or maybe she banged a genetically stupid mailman?

 

On 3/17/2025 at 12:09 PM, tchookem said:
On 3/17/2025 at 9:38 AM, tx 3 putt said:
she was probably adopted 

Didn't his mom call in and read him the riot act? He may be the black sheep.

Yeah, I think Jesse is the outlier in that family sample

12 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

This continues to be the worst “Leopards eating faces” genre. Structurally, it doesn’t fit the metaphor. And it’s gross to express schadenfreude in response to the murder of innocent civilians.

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52 minutes ago, G650 said:

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15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

lol

NEW: 67% of people in CA-22 rely on Medicaid. But the majority of the district also voted to elect President Trump in 2024.

So we went to talk to residents about Trump’s proposed cuts to Medicaid.

One Trump voter told us: “I feel like they're stabbing us in the back, you know?”

Not in the back. You're getting stabbed in the front. You're just too stupid/ignorant to know it.

Therapist is very upset that clients are leaving her because she supported Trump. Also has a non binary kid and is a social worker. 

 

 

The funniest and saddest part is all these idiots will continue voting R because of wokeism or fear of Dems taking their guns or some other dumb ass reason. 

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

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48 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

The funniest and saddest part is all these idiots will continue voting R because of wokeism or fear of Dems taking their guns or some other dumb ass reason. 

Yep.  There are a lot of fattyflattie single issue voters out there. 

5 hours ago, pacman said:

the FAFO state

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China buying more Brazilian beef. Canada buying oranges. I’m all for Brazil benefiting from our dumbfuckery. Glad Bolsonaro will hopefully be in jail this time around so they can’t be butt buddies.

1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

Therapist is very upset that clients are leaving her because she supported Trump. Also has a non binary kid and is a social worker. 

 

 

Against stupidity we are defenseless

Therapist is very upset that clients are leaving her because she supported Trump. Also has a non binary kid and is a social worker. 
 
 

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2 hours ago, G650 said:

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Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.

1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

Therapist is very upset that clients are leaving her because she supported Trump. Also has a non binary kid and is a social worker. 

 

 

How can someone in the caring profession be this… uncaring?

6 minutes ago, YChang said:

How can someone in the caring profession be this… uncaring?

Listen to her talk.  Her vote was 100% feelings based.  Not facts, not policy.  Feelings.  She's a perfect little MAGA.

53 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

China buying more Brazilian beef. Canada buying oranges. I’m all for Brazil benefiting from our dumbfuckery. Glad Bolsonaro will hopefully be in jail this time around so they can’t be butt buddies.

So you’re allowed to hold former presidents accountable for crimes? Crazy

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My neighbor a few houses down has a "Gays for Trump" sticker on his rear window.  Last night my wife and I were walking by and he was trying to escape it off.  I was laughing hysterically as we passed him by. My wife said WTF are you laughing at.  I told her Id tell her when we were little farther down the block. 

I told her and she turned around and stared. He was looking right at us. 

Made my night. 

 

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7 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

My neighbor a few houses down has a "Gays for Trump" sticker on his rear window.  Last night my wife and I were walking by and he was trying to escape it off.  I was laughing hysterically as we passed him by. My wife said WTF are you laughing at.  I told her Id tell her when we were little farther down the block. 

I told her and she turned around and stared. He was looking right at us. 

Made my night. 

 

You put that sticker on there, didn't you?

 

17 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

So you’re allowed to hold former presidents accountable for crimes? Crazy

Yea weird how supposedly “lesser” nations can figure that kind of stuff out

4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

You put that sticker on there, didn't you?

 

Post Oak isn't gay but his boyfriend is.

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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That one doesn’t seem real

I refuse to believe anyone is actually having buyers remorse in regards to Trump….. at all.

His voters are too dumb to pay attention and the ones that do are craven enough to enjoy the suffering. 
No one who’s been fired by the current administration blames Trump. They rationalize it by blaming others / underlings.

As dumb as Trump is a a human, or leader, or business man for that matter, he knows what the majority of want. A show.

He’s just narcissistic to the level that he and his buddies believe they’re all  player 1 in life . The story is full of enemies, turmoil, conflict, and pain, And boy is he giving the people what they want.

6 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

He’s just narcissistic to the level that he and his buddies believe they’re all  player 1 in life .

That’s actually the best description I’ve seen of people who lack empathy.  Of which I’ve learned there are a FUCK TON of. 

Yea weird how supposedly “lesser” nations can figure that kind of stuff out

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36 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That’s actually the best description I’ve seen of people who lack empathy.  Of which I’ve learned there are a FUCK TON of. 

Marvelous how you avoided the dangling preposition, yet dangled one anyway. 😛

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Marvelous how you avoided the dangling preposition, yet dangled one anyway. 😛

No sure what you speak of. 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

No sure what you speak of. 

Something up with which we shall not put.

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Just to cover my bases. Im better at math. Two GOT beats one Billy Madison.

Is this the grammer, spelling and punctuation board.

 

And you nerds can debate if I left out the second comma on purpose. For the record, I am #OxfordComma4Lyfe.

7 hours ago, Post Oak said:

  Last night my wife and I were walking by and he was trying to escape it off. 

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1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

* Of what you speak of.

 

7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

No sure what you speak of asshole. 

fify

7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

No sure what you speak of.

 

19 minutes ago, locodos said:

No sure what you speak of, asshole.

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FIFY

17 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

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Sorry. Had to neg you for putting that image back in my head and restarting the earworm. 

17 hours ago, YChang said:

How can someone in the caring profession be this… uncaring?

Chances are that she's not all that caring to begin with. She treats trauma victims with regurgitated grad school jargon which likely is indeed helpful to some of them. She likely applies the regurgitation in the same passionless way that a mechanic fixes a motor. Fortunately for the mechanic, he doesn't have to speak (fill his space) with arcane gradstudent-ese.

I imagine the conversation between the woman and her husband was filled with double-talk and obscurity. I must be self-actualized about the cajas llenas de mierdo (God how we loved that book by Culogrande!) that crowd my truth space. 

She's seems sort of self-important to begin with. Fuck her.

22 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Chances are that she's not all that caring to begin with. She treats trauma victims with regurgitated grad school jargon which likely is indeed helpful to some of them. She likely applies the regurgitation in the same passionless way that a mechanic fixes a motor. Fortunately for the mechanic, he doesn't have to speak (fill his space) with arcane gradstudent-ese.

I imagine the conversation between the woman and her husband was filled with double-talk and obscurity. I must be self-actualized about the cajas llenas de mierdo (God how we loved that book by Culogrande!) that crowd my truth space. 

She's seems sort of self-important to begin with. Fuck her.

Yeah, I get it. Just surprised me because the people I know in this field are generally caring people and a big part of why they get into the profession. And hey! I resent that grad school jargon dig. 😁

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