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22 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

You're an idiot. 

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56 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

Which foreign war would you like us to end?  The one in Afghanistan?  Wait, someone already did that.  Your boy is going to start a war, not end one.

The foreign war we've been fighting against the Ukraine.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Which foreign war would you like us to end? 

Didn’t you get the memo? War is peace. So we need to end foreign peace, thereby ending foreign wars.

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

Spent three summers of my 20s as a fishing guide out of a Yellowstone-area fly shop.  All those towns stand to be hit hard.  Their economy is built on the disposable income of outdoorsmen.

Lived 6 years on Cody, Wy. Yeah there aren’t enough locals to support commerce.  And there were SO many international tourists because YNP is a global destination.  There will still be hunting and fishing tourism, but I can’t believe that will be able to make up the loss of ynp traffic. 

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28 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

So much winning by the UAW

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The UAW workers' wives can now just show them the Trump internet memes at home instead of texting to them during the day.

8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Does anyone seriously believe Trump would trust Vance (or anyone not named Trump) to step down if they’re elected president and allow him to take their place?

I think it would have to be Eric. No way an actual politician would give up the power, and Junior would love to fuck his dad over.

Usually a 9/11 truther dictating the NSC’s staffing over the actual National Security Advisor would be a bigger deal.  We are doing good everyone. 
 

To be clear on those staffers: Fuck ‘em. You have to fight for that detail as a career staffer or beg for it as a political.  You thought you could get in the cage and your face got ate by a 9/11 truther. 
 

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On 4/2/2025 at 12:58 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

willful ignorance and stupidity are not the same thing.

yes, and my naive assumption that in order to get to that role, you need to be the best of the best. worldview shattered. lol

There are no more eloquent words to describe American meritocracy than President Donald J Trump.

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Uh oh, I guess someone didn't hear him talk about tariffs like eleventy billion times on the campaign trail. 

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4 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

 

Usually a 9/11 truther dictating the NSC’s staffing over the actual National Security Advisor would be a bigger deal.  We are doing good everyone. 
 

To be clear on those staffers: Fuck ‘em. You have to fight for that detail as a career staffer or beg for it as a political.  You thought you could get in the cage and your face got ate by a 9/11 truther. 
 

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Here's a live look at that meeting:

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36 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Uh oh, I guess someone didn't hear him talk about tariffs like eleventy billion times on the campaign trail. 

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Gretchen, honey.   The dumb sonofabitch doesn't know what an "expat" is.

 

 

9 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Yes, I do. It's fairly well-known that Supreme Court justices can and do change their minds during the course of deliberations. The very article that you linked says as much.  It also says that nobody really knows why he did what he did, whether it was political, in service of the integrity and image of the court or otherwise.

If this is your idea of sucking off, you must have experienced some really bad blowjobs in your life. Here's a tip:  use less teeth.

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11 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

A lot of people about to get sizeable tax reductions from all this... it's just not how they envisioned getting it.

Haha. You don’t have to pay (income) taxes if you don’t have a job.

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Once upon a time.. Sunday to be specific 
 

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Three days later…

Merry Liberation Day!!!

One day later…

Time for self reflection

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11 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Literally quoting John Roberts to defend John Roberts is fucking hilarious. 

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Allowing states to do so could lead to conflicting and disruptive outcomes in federal elections, especially presidential elections. Responsibility for enforcing Section 3 against federal officeholders and candidates rests solely with Congress."

…if only there was some higher federal court that could grant - I dunno - some kind of writ - and rule whether the states’ grounds for disqualifying a presidential candidate was proper. 

8 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

…if only there was some higher federal court that could grant - I dunno - some kind of writ - and rule whether the states’ grounds for disqualifying a presidential candidate was proper. 

To be fair, Roberts essentially saying “what do you want us to do? Our jobs?!” is pretty much the most relatable he’s ever been.

20 hours ago, TexArcher said:

 

Which foreign war would you like us to end?  The one in Afghanistan?  Wait, someone already did that.  Your boy is going to start a war, not end one.

Cutting costs?  They're gonna raise the debt ceiling after they're done laying off federal employees and replacing them with loyalists, you dipshit.

Killing woke BS?  You elected a full-blown fascist because you were pissed off that some swimmer who was born with a dick beat some other swimmer who was born without a dick.  What state did that even happen in?  That's right, you don't know.  But you know you won't stand for it, because Tucker and Jesse and White Baby Jesus told you not to.

Just stop having thoughts at all.  You're a fucking idiot.  You and the rest of your monumentally stupid ilk have killed this country while jerking off to Lee Greenwood records and your F-16 posters.

Dumb redneck motherfuckers.

and that's the cycle!

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Me and my family voted for Trump, if I could take my vote back now, I would

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Daddy, I even convinced my family to vote for you. Don’t let me go broke!

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Trump voter dislikes that Trump did what he said he would do

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - He voted for 'common sense' and 'normality' not economic suicide

 

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Lol Donald Trump as the common sense normal candidate. What a fucking rube.

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2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Lol Donald Trump as the common sense normal candidate. What a fucking rube.

My brain immediately translates all of these hindsight excuses as “I voted for the lie, because I’m an easily-manipulated dumbass.”

That’s really what it all boils down to.

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Anyone who says, "I didn't vote for this" is admitting that they didn't pay any attention during the entire campaign.

 

 

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Anyone who says, "I didn't vote for this" is a liar admitting that they didn't pay any attention during the entire campaign.

 

 

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30 minutes ago, Foosters said:

 

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Trump voter dislikes that Trump did what he said he would do

 

 

Jesus, what a fucking moron.  He thinks "our trade deficits could have been ironed out with a phone call."  No.  Trade deficits are the natural reaction to one country's economy being stronger than another.  We have trade deficits because we have more money to spend on stupid shit than people in other countries and their workers are more willing to do harder work for lower pay.  The only way we are going to "iron it out" is by destroying wealth for the average American consumer/worker, which is exactly what Trump is doing.  That's what the moron voted for. 

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You fuckwads voted for this, and you knew it!

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Y'all voted for lies quaintly called "false claims" by the lily-livered mass media. Trump constantly lies. Trump constantly touted tariffs as trade policy. You hate negroes and are terrified of "falsely claimed" caravans racing to your beloved Eisenhower America from parts south. You need to believe that drag shows and homosexual teachers are after your kids. You have to believe these things because those people are all better than you. They're humans and not pathetic things.

Y'all lie all the time, too, to yourselves about who you are and why you do things. You're rotten to the core just like the greatness you want for this nation. Only bad things should happen to you.  I'd say get measles, but you'd walk around infecting everybody while you denied you were sick.

Believe me, you're sick.

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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You fuckwads voted for this, and you knew it!

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Y'all voted for lies quaintly called "false claims" by the lily-livered mass media. Trump constantly lies. Trump constantly touted tariffs as trade policy. You hate negroes and are terrified of "falsely claimed" caravans racing to your beloved Eisenhower America from parts south. You need to believe that drag shows and homosexual teachers are after your kids. You have to believe these things because those people are all better than you. They're humans and not pathetic things.

Y'all lie all the time, too, to yourselves about who you are and why you do things. You're rotten to the core just like the greatness you want for this nation. Only bad things should happen to you.  I'd say get measles, but you'd walk around infecting everybody while you denied you were sick.

Believe me, you're sick.

Roma, you're coming over to the hate side.  Good.  That's where shit will get done.

3 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Jesus, what a fucking moron.  He thinks "our trade deficits could have been ironed out with a phone call."  No.  Trade deficits are the natural reaction to one country's economy being stronger than another.  We have trade deficits because we have more money to spend on stupid shit than people in other countries and their workers are more willing to do harder work for lower pay.  The only way we are going to "iron it out" is by destroying wealth for the average American consumer/worker, which is exactly what Trump is doing.  That's what the moron voted for. 

It seems the percentage of the populace that understands trade and trade policy is under 1%. And doesn't include president dumbtits or anyone in his administration, obviously. 

10 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Jesus, what a fucking moron.  He thinks "our trade deficits could have been ironed out with a phone call."  No.  Trade deficits are the natural reaction to one country's economy being stronger than another.  We have trade deficits because we have more money to spend on stupid shit than people in other countries and their workers are more willing to do harder work for lower pay.  The only way we are going to "iron it out" is by destroying wealth for the average American consumer/worker, which is exactly what Trump is doing.  That's what the moron voted for. 

A message board poster named Tuco knows more about the global economy than the president of the United States and all of his advisors.  That is something.  (No offense.  Good post.)

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Roma, you're coming over to the hate side.  Good.  That's where shit will get done.

I didn't think my loathing, murderous thoughts were hidden. I've been absorbed in to the ledge Borg.

5 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

A message board poster named Tuco knows more about the global economy than the president of the United States and all of his advisors.  That is something.  (No offense.  Good post.)

@Tuco knows even more:

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18 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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You fuckwads voted for this, and you knew it!

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Y'all voted for lies quaintly called "false claims" by the lily-livered mass media. Trump constantly lies. Trump constantly touted tariffs as trade policy. You hate negroes and are terrified of "falsely claimed" caravans racing to your beloved Eisenhower America from parts south. You need to believe that drag shows and homosexual teachers are after your kids. You have to believe these things because those people are all better than you. They're humans and not pathetic things.

Y'all lie all the time, too, to yourselves about who you are and why you do things. You're rotten to the core just like the greatness you want for this nation. Only bad things should happen to you.  I'd say get measles, but you'd walk around infecting everybody while you denied you were sick.

Believe me, you're sick.

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31 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Anyone who says, "I didn't vote for this" is admitting that they didn't pay any attention during the entire campaign.

 

 

They're fucking lying as evidenced by their support of a cult leader who is almost a  caricature of a pathological liar. Support of Trump is MAGA telling on themselves and displaying their own comfort level with gaslighting levels of dishonesty. "I didn't vote for this" are the words of a troll who after getting the benefit of "owning the libs" upfront, now refuse to accept the subsequent responsibility of a policy Trump highlighted in his campaign which only increases the likelihood they'll prioritize future votes on which candidate they think will harm the chunk of America they hate the most while insisting everyone knows how much they love America even when no one asks.

28 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

It seems the percentage of the populace that understands trade and trade policy is under 1%. And doesn't include president dumbtits or anyone in his administration, obviously. 

In this 2nd term, Trump surrounded himself with only YES-men. Whatever comes to the president's mind becomes policy. FUCK!

8 minutes ago, brakeman said:

In this 2nd term, Trump surrounded himself with only YES-men. Whatever comes to the president's mind becomes policy. FUCK!


 

only yes men. 
 

 

22 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


 

only yes men. 
 

 

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It's not just because they're yes men. That's way too simple. They want the president to do whatever he wants so that they, at the same time and unwatched, can do whatever they want to do.

The person with knowledge has likely already set up a way to profit hugely.

Miller, God knows what that spider-eater is up to, works his Nazi agenda.

This is not deep analysis. Sadly, it's too deep for the quote services passing themselves off as news organizations.This will not be analyzed deeper than this very thin veneer likely hiding something more sinister.

Cui bono? Somebody does for sure.

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

Miller, God knows what that spider-eater is up to, works his Nazi agenda.


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3 hours ago, Foosters said:

 

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Trump voter dislikes that Trump did what he said he would do

 

 

 

 

You mother fucking bitch ass mother fucker. Democrats are not jumping up and down because democrats actually give a shit about this country, and democrats see our country getting destroyed before their very eyes. 

If any democrats are jumping up and down its because dumb mother fuckers like you are getting your fucking face eaten. Small consolation for the destruction of democracy, but right now its all they've got. 

 

2 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

A message board poster named Tuco knows more about the global economy than the president of the United States and all of his advisors.  That is something.  (No offense.  Good post.)

 

small quibble: at least some of his advisors know that tariffs are going to do the global economy. They are just too chicken shit weaselly fucks to speak up. 

 

58 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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It's not just because they're yes men. That's way too simple. They want the president to do whatever he wants so that they, at the same time and unwatched, can do whatever they want to do.

The person with knowledge has likely already set up a way to profit hugely.

Miller, God knows what that spider-eater is up to, works his Nazi agenda.

This is not deep analysis. Sadly, it's too deep for the quote services passing themselves off as news organizations.This will not be analyzed deeper than this very thin veneer likely hiding something more sinister.

Cui bono? Somebody does for sure.

Quote services. Nicely put. That's all the media thinks their job is now. 

8 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

You mother fucking bitch ass mother fucker. Democrats are not jumping up and down because democrats actually give a shit about this country, and democrats see our country getting destroyed before their very eyes. 

If any democrats are jumping up and down its because dumb mother fuckers like you are getting your fucking face eaten. Small consolation for the destruction of democracy, but right now its all they've got. 

 

Just another example of MAGA telling on themselves:

"I know I  would be jumping up and down if a Democrat was destroying America's economy and future. 

AMERICA FIRST!!!"

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That's not distress.   Distress is when their house is burning to ground when one of their Trump candles got knocked over.  

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/msnbc-host-stephanie-ruhle-alleges-trumps-treasury-sec-looking-for-an-exit-door/
 

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“Some [sources] have said to me, he’s looking for an exit door to try to get himself to the Fed, because in the last few days he’s really hurting his own credibility and history in the markets,” said Ruhle on MSNBC’s Morning Joe.

 

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Nope, you don't get to walk away from your choices, Scott.
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I actually respect those women more. They tried to survive, possibly help their families, to live through the horror and dealt with the public shame. Those women had little choice of the situation they were put in.

Scott went into this with full knowledge and power to do something about it, or not be apart of it. But he chose this. You don’t get to be sorry after fucking over 300 million people after you nutted.
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