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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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4 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

My empathy instincts kicked in on this video. He's clearly super concerned, and polite about the requests for any info that can help. 

But then I read the caption that says "I hope this is better for the country". Goddamnit. GROW A FUCKING SPINE. You losing your legitimate small business due to a single madman in charge is not good for the country. Purposely hurting Americans is bad. Pretty simple philosophy. Take a fucking stand and vocalize that this POS needs to be removed from office. 

 

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On 4/11/2025 at 1:31 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

The CEO really has no other option but to resign.

Different CEO signed the letter and retired.

23 minutes ago, mchookem said:

It’s ok, we’ll just toss rolls of paper towels out to disaster survivors. American old growth paper towels though, so they’re even more absorbent. I can’t think of anything else they’d need.

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Like they are going to give money to a Democrat named Josh Stein. 

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2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

First this dude is upset because someone said "I love this for you". Meanwhile you voted for the guy who told you clear as day that he was going to turn back time on the LGBTQ community. The guy that said Haitians were eating Dogs and Cats and he was going to get them out of here even though they were here legally. So basically you were okay with other people's suffering. But now that it's him here comes the righteous indignation.

Second, ole buddy said he knew Trump was going to hit the tariff button but he thought the infrastructure would be put in place first? How long did he think it takes to build factories? Imagine thinking we would put up all the manufacturing China does in a single election cycle much less the rest of the world. I cannot believe there are people this dumb out there but here we are.

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if i'm not mistaken, it was rural NC hit the hardest. that's hard core maga

someone needs to dig up thuj's ms paint of maga dumbass eating leaf soup out of his maga cap 

 

thoughts and prayers mother fuckers !!!!!

i mean...fuck your feelings?

 

 

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13 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

Oooohhhh, that's the good shit.

“I’ve got far left leaning friends.  I’ve got far right leaning friends… “

Is this the new “I can’t be racist because I had a black friend back in grade school.”?

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

if i'm not mistaken, it was rural NC hit the hardest. that's hard core maga

someone needs to dig up thuj's ms paint of maga dumbass eating leaf soup out of his maga cap 

 

thoughts and prayers mother fuckers !!!!!

The hardest hit was Asheville, which is the only blue county in the region.

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he's not wrong 

He’s not wrong about his situation, but he is wrong about how it won’t affect him for the stock market to crash. Btw who is saying the housing market is going down?

44 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Btw who is saying the housing market is going down?

Lol, lumber from Canada, labor from Mexico, appliances from Asia, no impacts there.

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57 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s not wrong about his situation, but he is wrong about how it won’t affect him for the stock market to crash. Btw who is saying the housing market is going down?

Even with his situation, he’s still wrong because the price of all consumer goods will go up. Coupled with the massive tax cuts on the wealthy, these tariffs are a regressive shift in the tax burden from the rich, who get the tax cuts, to everyday consumers, who get tax hikes.  

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Even with his situation, he’s still wrong because the price of all consumer goods will go up. Coupled with the massive tax cuts on the wealthy, these tariffs are a regressive shift in the tax burden from the rich, who get the tax cuts, to everyday consumers, who get tax hikes.  

Food goes up. Used cars go up.

5 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Food goes up. Used cars go up.

Dems should shout from the rooftops that this is not only ECONOMICALLY DESTABILIZING but also a gigantic TAX INCREASE. 

The main burden of both of those falls squarely on consumers: normal, average, everyday, working people.

The public needs to be told: "TRUMP IS RAISING YOUR TAXES, bigly."

I was quite shocked watching the Today Show when one of them actually referred to the tariffs as an import tax. They are NEVER remotely political, so that jumped out at me. It’s not much, but if they’re willing to start toeing the line, maybe others will finally start calling this shit what it is. 

Was he a real inbred or just playing one on the internet? 

On 4/11/2025 at 11:26 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

375000 per electric bus?

Cap Metro spent $917,000 per electric bus in 2021 prices ... vs a diesel powered bus at $535,000.

Now, some of the electric buses they got for that price had problems and are now in storage, but that's another story...

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On 4/12/2025 at 2:24 PM, Horn Dog said:

 

On 4/12/2025 at 4:59 PM, Thatguy said:

First this dude is upset because someone said "I love this for you". Meanwhile you voted for the guy who told you clear as day that he was going to turn back time on the LGBTQ community. The guy that said Haitians were eating Dogs and Cats and he was going to get them out of here even though they were here legally. So basically you were okay with other people's suffering. But now that it's him here comes the righteous indignation.

Second, ole buddy said he knew Trump was going to hit the tariff button but he thought the infrastructure would be put in place first? How long did he think it takes to build factories? Imagine thinking we would put up all the manufacturing China does in a single election cycle much less the rest of the world. I cannot believe there are people this dumb out there but here we are.

Well done, @Thatguy.

He didn't and still doesn't give a fuck about what America generally is or was trying to be. Like all the rest of the Leopard Chow, he only squeaks because he never thought he personally would suffer. Even now, he only cares that he is impacted.

All these leopard stories are amusing but also disgusting. They don't care. Mister Love up above saying we shouldn't hate based on who we voted for articulates the NFL nature of politics to that selfish idiot. It's not who you vote for generally, you goddamn idiot, it's what you voted for. Repeat after me: raping, lying, corrupt autocrat who you thought was going to save you from the queens and the coons and the reds and the jews. 

Furthermore, they will not give up their hate of fellow citizens about whom they're convinced are enemies of good. They'll claim the same thing about Trump that my old granny said about Nixon: I believe he was misled by his underlings who bear the actual responsibility.

They will never care what the Dems say. Never. It would be too much of an admission to their gullible servitude to lies told on the radio.

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Dems should shout from the rooftops that this is not only ECONOMICALLY DESTABILIZING but also a gigantic TAX INCREASE. 
The main burden of both of those falls squarely on consumers: normal, average, everyday, working people.
The public needs to be told: "TRUMP IS RAISING YOUR TAXES, bigly."
Do you think it would matter? I could use some realistic optimism right now. Lately, I've felt completely subject to the whims of evil men and the idiots that give them power.
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ngl i'd like to strike down with great vengeance and furious anger the tyranny of evil men who are poisoning and destroying my country. 

31 minutes ago, mchookem said:

ngl i'd like to strike down with great vengeance and furious anger the tyranny of evil men who are poisoning and destroying my country. 

I think that's why they won't let a woman take the reigns.

ngl i'd like to strike down with great vengeance and furious anger the tyranny of evil men who are poisoning and destroying my country. 

what?
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3 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


what?

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the
Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know
My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

6 hours ago, Texas Jeff said:

Cap Metro spent $917,000 per electric bus in 2021 prices ... vs a diesel powered bus at $535,000.

Got damn those fuckers are that expensive?

20 hours ago, mchookem said:

i mean...fuck your feelings?

 

 

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Just noticed the playboy bunny silhouette under her armpit. 

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

 

All these leopard stories are amusing but also disgusting. They don't care. Mister Love up above saying we shouldn't hate based on who we voted for articulates the NFL nature of politics to that selfish idiot. It's not who you vote for generally, you goddamn idiot, it's what you voted for. Repeat after me: raping, lying, corrupt autocrat who you thought was going to save you from the queens and the coons and the reds and the jews. 

 

 

Roger Waters called it 45 years ago. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:


what?

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22 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Roger Waters called it 45 years ago. 

 

 

Roger Waters is a twat. 

2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

I think that's why they won't let a woman take the reigns.

Reins. What?

6 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Reins. What?

lol. I know. It was too late and all that.

9 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Reins. What?

She isnt gonna reign, either.

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How it started

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How it’s going

 

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I don’t know much about kid’s toys but those things behind him look like some low-quality shitty-designed margaret keane ripoffs. My dogs’ toys are exponentially better than those.

tldr

billionaire furby maker fellates elon and the felon via x and learns how tariffs work upon receiving $3B bill. Dropped outta college after one year; education is expensive in america.

Eat shit, dumbass

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does he support the carney business primarily?

"Descendents of British Travelers" is the preferred nomenclature.

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Ex-cop selling extensions in vegas thinks her tariff bill from carrier was fraud.

Writes daily letter to santa for relief from the trump tax. Shockingly, no response from santa.

 

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Let’s see trump voter, jana, calculate 145% on a $30k order. The only fraud in this whole deal is the guy she voted for.

Eat shit, jana

 

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But at the end of the day, there are no hair manufacturers here.


This sobering indictment was a slap across the face for me as I’m sure it was for many here. 

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She’s just going to have to amend her orders to be 10K so she can afford the 30k total, and double her prices. The good news is that everyone selling hair extensions will have to double prices. The bad news is people don’t have to keep buying them at the same rate. 

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