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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Uh, Steven, it's actually those Vietnamese seamstresses who bootstrapped you to riches.  Also, stop putting your wife on your website.  I know she wants to be a model but gotdamn.

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14 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Uh, Steven, it's actually those Vietnamese seamstresses who bootstrapped you to riches.  Also, stop putting your wife on your website.  I know she wants to be a model but gotdamn.

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Yeah…,, I’m pretty sure that is ‘Steven’

Whenever you all post these dudes prostrating themselves on the socials, besides being somewhat bemused by the whole thing, I keep thinking

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3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


Yeah…,, I’m pretty sure that is ‘Steven’

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On 4/13/2025 at 2:02 PM, mchookem said:

ngl i'd like to strike down with great vengeance and furious anger the tyranny of evil men who are poisoning and destroying my country. 

You may get to shoot your shot on this. Every country has a very fragile veneer holding things together. If the destabilization reaches the point where food scarcity were to hit then find yourself a nice spot up in the mountains to live at. 
 

None of this has to be happening. Not one bit. The whims of an idiot and his cult put all of this stupidity front and center so we all get to revel in them destroying society. 

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20 hours ago, Thatguy said:

I went to one of those oil change places where you stay in your car. There is a lady next to me in a car that was clearly less than a year old.

 

You mean a baby? 

9 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Uh, Steven, it's actually those Vietnamese seamstresses who bootstrapped you to riches.  Also, stop putting your wife on your website.  I know she wants to be a model but gotdamn.

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Is she modeling men's clothing? Those are the most unflattering jeans since those giant baggy ones the skaters wore (Jenga or some shit?).

2 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Is she modeling men's clothing? Those are the most unflattering jeans since those giant baggy ones the skaters wore (Jenga or some shit?).

Seriously you could create that exact same outfit at Walmart 

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Seriously you could create that exact same outfit at Walmart  Goodwill

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15 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Is she modeling men's clothing? Those are the most unflattering jeans since those giant baggy ones the skaters wore (Jenga or some shit?).

JNCO - from when the pants were gigantic and the wheels barely larger than bearing-sized. 

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9 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Uh, Steven, it's actually those Vietnamese seamstresses who bootstrapped you to riches.  Also, stop putting your wife on your website.  I know she wants to be a model but gotdamn.

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How will people ever manage without their 100 dollar hoodies and joggers

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Seriously you could create that exact same outfit at Walmart 

That's what I was just thinking.  I've never heard of this brand so I went to their website.  It's just basic apparel (T shirts, etc.) for $40.  There is nothing remotely unique about it.

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He screwed the Soybean Farmers during his first term and you voted for him in 2020 and 2024?

I think Trump is justified in just ignoring you. You clearly have no spine.

If you only showed me one picture of that dude, with zero other information, I would bet everything I own that he is a Dotard supporter. 

Just now, Red Five said:

If you only showed me one picture of that dude, with zero other information, I would bet everything I own that he is a Dotard supporter.  soybean

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It's okay, soyboi. Daddy Trumps isn't going to forget you when he latches you up to the government teat for that sweet famer bailout money. Now go buy some of his crypto schemes like a good mind numbed robot. 

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8 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

He screwed the Soybean Farmers during his first term and you voted for him in 2020 and 2024?

 

well yes...because of the trans and the browns. 

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If you only showed me one picture of that dude, with zero other information, I would bet everything I own that he is a Dotard supporter. 

And probably an aggy.

34 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Talk about a Big Dumb Face.  I guess we have another data point for soybean farmers if they looked at his wasp stung face and thought yep this is our guy 

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Did he eat the State? 

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Did he eat the State? 

High (weight) on his own supply?

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Did he eat the State? 

l'etat, c'est délicieux

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On 4/16/2025 at 10:43 AM, Thatguy said:

You are going to break down on the side of the road and Tyrone is going to rape you in your car. You are going to be forced to keep it because Texas. Then after you grow attached to your Texas rape baby, ICE is going to snatch him and deport him, because even though you are white, you have a Hispanic last name, and that baby is a little too brown. So make sure you flush your radiator so that doesn't happen. MAGA

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You have the ability to see inside my cousin's wife's brain.

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

How will people ever manage without their 100 245 dollar hoodies and joggers

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17 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Meat must be cheap in Kentucky.

Squirrel and opossum are quite abundant there. 

I don't remember voting for him.  Sounds like a rigged election to me.

11 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I don't remember voting for him.  Sounds like a rigged election to me.

He ate all the votes for the other guy.

51 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Squirrel and opossum are quite abundant there. 

I was going to say horse meat

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Some of my friends in Brazil LOVE the trade war. Those fucks are going to clear cut the Amazon faster than that fat dude goes through a buffet line.

12 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Might I recommend subbing some tofu or tempeh for those steaks and burgers you fat fuck

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That soybean dude looks like a meatball

1 hour ago, royiv said:

He ate all the votes for the other guy.

 

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

And probably an aggy.

2+2=4 

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On 4/16/2025 at 1:12 AM, Hookah Horns said:

Can anyone explain how in the blue fuck Trump's approval rating is still higher than it was in his first term before he attempted a coup and completely botched the covid response and was indicted with countless felonies and convicted and did countless other unpopular shit? Even more mind melting and disconcerting than the fact he was reelected, for which one could ascribe some amount of blame to the fucked up Dem campaign and the unpopularity of Harris. 

Pride goeth before a fall.  Too proud to admit they made a mistake in backing this guy.  

7 hours ago, dieucla98 said:

Is she modeling men's clothing? Those are the most unflattering jeans since those giant baggy ones the skaters wore (Jenga or some shit?).

She bought them that way figuring like most Karens, she'll grow into them.  They'll be a fat girl's skinny jeans.

4 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

CNN had to tell him to turn off the TV, since it's been stuck on FOX since about 2014, and they lost the control.  Actually pretty good analogy of most of their brains too.  

4 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

That's ole Caleb Ragland from Magnolia, KY.

https://soygrowers.com/executive-committee/caleb-ragland/

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That's a fuck load of soy this absolute unit has put away.

He shouldn't worry so much considering his life expectancy from this point can't be much longer than rodent's. 

This guy's collar size gotta be larger than a lot of adults' waists. 

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