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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Dude looks like a marshmallow with eyes

Don't underestimate him. On dry land he can charge as fast as a horse for short distances.

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Woman at 2:05.  "These people (trump supporters) aren't dumb, and they aren't unkind people, or selfish people, or thoughtless people"

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Love me some Elle Reeve. A lot of her reports are solid. 

On 4/16/2025 at 5:57 PM, Foosters said:

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Arkansas gets denied FEMA aid for tornado damage

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - A recovering addict voted for Trump. Trump is revoking funding for addiction and mental health care

 

 

You love his boldness, Angie?  How do you feel about his italics?

 

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11 hours ago, Underdog said:

Lifeless eyes, like a doll’s eyes… 

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7 hours ago, Underdog said:

Squirrel and opossum are quite abundant there. 

Moose and Squirrel were DOGED for chasing Russians.

 

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33 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Love me some Elle Reeve. A lot of her reports are solid. 

The weird soft spoken whisper voice annoys me. Can’t get past it. 

JERBS! JERBS! JERBS! SUCK IT LIBS!


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7 days a week at $11 per. Maybe ill be able to go to the movies…by myself.
26 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

JERBS! JERBS! JERBS! SUCK IT LIBS!


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I like seeing signs at nice farmers markets where they show what they pay their pickers to guilt rich, white women into paying $14/lb for blueberries. And the ones by me say they pay at least $15/hr. So LA is getting a bargain. 

Fitting that this is in Luling, LA...A town surrounded by "Historical" plantations. 

So they post this, nobody applies, then they can move ahead with grabbing some H2 labor? 
 

I know folks in the admin are ok with the H2 labor until they can use machines to do the work. Do those workers even want to risk showing up and getting deported to god knows where? If we are indiscriminately rounding up brown people I’m not sure I’d want to risk that happening. 

1 minute ago, Hammerin Hank said:

100 bucks a day to work outside in Louisiana in the summer?

Most effective gym membership ever.

Workforce is right under their nose… local elementary schools. 
 

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Workforce is right under their nose… local elementary schools. 
 
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And prisons. That $11 is bullshit and a way for them to justify needing the kids and prisoners because no one will work for $11 an hour.
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3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

JERBS! JERBS! JERBS! SUCK IT LIBS!


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I'm sure all the American born coonasses will be all over that. 70 hours of hard manual labor in 110 degree heat index for $770 before taxes.

Immigrants make this whole thing work, make the nation function. Not for long. 

And if you already have FT job, I'm sure they'll hire you for evenings and weekends.  Get you some walk around money.

2 hours ago, Goofyboy said:


And prisons. That $11 is bullshit and a way for them to justify needing the kids and prisoners because no one will work for $11 an hour.

This. They'll pay Wackenhut Secure Solutions $11/hr per prisoner. Wackenhut will put $2/hr on the prisoner's commissary. See, we don't need illegals, we just need to start policing the blacks and browns like in's 1960 again. Get caught with half a joint in your ash tray? Congrats on your new job picking blueberries for $2/hr! MAGA! 

This. They'll pay Wackenhut Secure Solutions $11/hr per prisoner. Wackenhut will put $2/hr on the prisoner's commissary. See, we don't need illegals, we just need to start policing the blacks and browns like in's 1960 again. Get caught with half a joint in your ash tray? Congrats on your new job picking blueberries for $2/hr! MAGA! 

They never stopped policing the blacks and browns…
4 hours ago, Parliament said:

And if you already have FT job, I'm sure they'll hire you for evenings and weekends.  Get you some walk around money.

Walk around money. Lol. Been a minute since I heard that phrase.

I see reports Sec Def Pete having confidential/classified discussion on signal in a group that included his family. 

I think I need to get on signal, and maybe I can get the early word & some inside skinny.

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@Gap03 I finally got around to making the short version of the gif.

This was a good leopards’ face feast to break its cherry

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@Gap03 I finally got around to making the short version of the gif.

This was a good leopards’ face feast to break its cherry

Post this gif 10 more times so I can give you adequate posrep.

9 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

I see reports Sec Def Pete having confidential/classified discussion on signal in a group that included his family. 

I think I need to get on signal, and maybe I can get the early word & some inside skinny.

I saw that too. I wonder how this was leaked because I think it was just his family on the chat. On second thought, his family probably hates him too so they probably leaked it.

On 4/17/2025 at 7:11 PM, Underdog said:

Love me some Elle Reeve. A lot of her reports are solid. 

apologies to all of our non-white-male-hetero posters up in here for the following observation

kudos to cnn jefes for sending a frumpy strawberry blond with regular hair and no fashion plate in to the deepest of flyover

those people will only talk to what they perceive to be one of their own

in other words, only nixon could go to china

 

I saw that too. I wonder how this was leaked because I think it was just his family on the chat. On second thought, his family probably hates him too so they probably leaked it.

I heard it was just a random guy on the chat. His user name was vladhasahorsecock. They are looking into who it is.
I saw that too. I wonder how this was leaked because I think it was just his family on the chat. On second thought, his family probably hates him too so they probably leaked it.

Reportedly there were 13 people in this chat
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Huckabee writes letter to santa strenuously objecting to not getting any fema money.


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And how did the people of baxter county vote?

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How about fulton county?

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Hmmm..  detecting a pattern. What say you people of sharp county?

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Eat shit, motherfuckers

 

4 hours ago, GenXer said:

Huckabee writes letter to santa strenuously objecting to not getting any fema money.


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And how did the people of baxter county vote?

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How about fulton county?

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Hmmm..  detecting a pattern. What say you people of sharp county?

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Eat shit, motherfuckers

 

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Huckabee writes letter to santa strenuously objecting to not getting any fema money.

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And how did the people of baxter county vote?
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How about fulton county?
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Hmmm..  detecting a pattern. What say you people of sharp county?
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Eat shit, motherfuckers
 

That’s the good stuff right there.
On 4/17/2025 at 2:19 PM, tx ind said:

That soybean dude looks like a meatball

Textured protein ball.

8 hours ago, GenXer said:

Huckabee writes letter to santa strenuously objecting to not getting any fema money.


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And how did the people of baxter county vote?

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How about fulton county?

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Hmmm..  detecting a pattern. What say you people of sharp county?

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Eat shit, motherfuckers

 

Arkansas is running a budget surplus and wanting to cut taxes.  Where are the "states rights" people on this?

19 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Arkansas is running a budget surplus and wanting to cut taxes.  Where are the "states rights" people on this?

The only thing that would make this better is if some FEMA spokesperson, or maybe Trump himself would come out and say something to the effect that "Arkansas state revenues are showing a surplus this year, so we are going to defer to the state for any emergency relief".

 

 

On 4/18/2025 at 2:02 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

This. They'll pay Wackenhut Secure Solutions $11/hr per prisoner. Wackenhut will put $2/hr on the prisoner's commissary. See, we don't need illegals, we just need to start policing the blacks and browns like in's 1960 again. Get caught with half a joint in your ash tray? Congrats on your new job picking blueberries for $2/hr! MAGA! 

perks included ...

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11 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

I see reports Sec Def Pete having confidential/classified discussion on signal in a group that included his family. 

I think I need to get on signal, and maybe I can get the early word & some inside skinny.

And the only accountability action following this is discipline of whomever leaked it.

Huckabee writes letter to santa strenuously objecting to not getting any fema money.

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And how did the people of baxter county vote?
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How about fulton county?
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Hmmm..  detecting a pattern. What say you people of sharp county?
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Eat shit, motherfuckers
 

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33 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

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TSS beat me to it. 

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Trump to Baxter County “That’s how I roll Bro!”

 

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Leopards are getting Fuller and Fuller on Craig.

 

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What is a blank sailing you ask? Well… it’s when a ship cancels their port calling. Fewer port calls = fewer truckload shipments.

And how did truckers vote?


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Ole Mike should’ve added tariffs onto his list of considerations. As for infrastructure, we all know that trump is on top of that. Let’s hear it for infrastructure week.

Is it time to buy 1000 rolls of toilet paper?

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