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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

What a fucking clown show. We have been arming and funding ethnic cleansing. Some of your liberals need to straight up swallow bullets. 

Lol. It’s not even Thursday!

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Just now, David Dennison said:

Whatever y'all do, do NOT bring up the Spanish Inquisition.

Not the comfy chair!

1 minute ago, workswithseed said:

 

I started here, it doesn't say your first sentence, it shows that we should get out of the state. 

Yes, murder of children is bad, even in Iceland. Just because they'll have a disability, like what the Nazis did. I'm not sorry you feel that's just a step too far.

What are you talking about?

2 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

 

I started here, it doesn't say your first sentence, it shows that we should get out of the state. 

Yes, murder of children is bad, even in Iceland. Just because they'll have a disability, like what the Nazis did. I'm not sorry you feel that's just a step too far.

Please go back to the rock you were under. 

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Lol. It’s not even Thursday!

That was kinda harsh; but maybe he's suggesting we swallow bullets so we can shoot them out of our arses.

 

Talk about concealed carry!

5 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Christianity quickly became the state religion of Rome, explicitly to control people by the Roman Govt.  Its not complicated. And I'm a follower of Christ, though we are running out of churches.

This dude sucks

300 years after the death of Christ. It has no bearing with how Christians should behave today.

You can be mad at me all you want, but this is the Leopards thread where people make fun of people having bad things come back on them. This place should be civil in its cruelty.

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

'Member that one time in history when Christianity was the oppressor?

<Baltic Pagans>. “Yup!”

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Oh, well.  Maybe Jill Stein can help.

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Oh, well.  Maybe Jill Stein can help.

 

trump tower on the west bank will have great views 

https://www.theroot.com/folks-in-red-states-google-searched-how-to-change-my-vo-1851696397

Iowa, which went red, was the state that had the highest amount of people looking into changing their votes. This occurred mostly in the areas of Des Moines-Ames, Cedar Rapids-Waterlook-Iowa City and Dubuque.

Interestingly enough, the highest number of searches took place on Monday (Nov. 11) at 5 a.m., less than a week after Election Day. Other states with the same high search interest include Kansas, Idaho, Nebraska and Alabama — all states that Trump secured.

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

https://www.theroot.com/folks-in-red-states-google-searched-how-to-change-my-vo-1851696397

Iowa, which went red, was the state that had the highest amount of people looking into changing their votes. This occurred mostly in the areas of Des Moines-Ames, Cedar Rapids-Waterlook-Iowa City and Dubuque.

Interestingly enough, the highest number of searches took place on Monday (Nov. 11) at 5 a.m., less than a week after Election Day. Other states with the same high search interest include Kansas, Idaho, Nebraska and Alabama — all states that Trump secured.

Was it all the women that one pollster said were going to vote for Kamala and help deliver Iowa?

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7 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

300 years after the death of Christ. It has no bearing with how Christians should behave today.

You can be mad at me all you want, but this is the Leopards thread where people make fun of people having bad things come back on them. This place should be civil in its cruelty.

I'm not mad at you; I have no ill will towards you. Go have a happy fruitful life.  

I have no idea why you are here, and most of  the time you just say weird or dumb or partially inarticulate shit.  It sucks.  Surely you have another community that's a better fit.

You were gone for a minute; go back. Enjoy life. 

23 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Christianity quickly became the state religion of Rome, explicitly to control people by the Roman Govt.  Its not complicated. And I'm a follower of Christ, though we are running out of churches.

This dude sucks

Yeah, I'm Christian as well, but one cannot ignore the centuries of corruption, oppression, and murder at the hands of the church.  Mostly the Roman Catholic Church, but some others as well.  Not anymore than you can ignore slavery and a bunch of other shitty stuff the United States has done.

@workswithseed isn't a malign presence.  I mean hey, he's in his 20s or early 30s and bought a house without a STEM degree or some other connection.  That is significantly against the odds these days.

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12 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I'm not mad at you; I have no ill will towards you. Go have a happy fruitful life.  

I have no idea why you are here, and most of  the time you just say weird or dumb or partially inarticulate shit.  It sucks.  Surely you have another community that's a better fit.

You were gone for a minute; go back. Enjoy life. 

Okay, God bless. I'm here for nostalgia, and it's nice to talk about food again with a bunch who actually know what chili is. Seriously didn't know haw many Texans are blind to the truth.

2 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Okay, God bless. I'm here for nostalgia, and it's nice to talk about food again with a bunch who actually know what chili is. Seriously didn't know haw many Texans are blind to the truth.

The truth being?

Just now, David Dennison said:

The truth being?

No beans in Chili. Seriously did not know many would say otherwise. 

Just now, workswithseed said:

No beans in Chili. Seriously did not know many would say otherwise. 

OK. I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page.

Future daughter in law from Texarkana sent me her chili recipe today. It has beans in it. Need to have a talk to the boy about his life choices.

Piss Leopards unleashed.

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Then everyone stood up and clapped.

15 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Okay, God bless. I'm here for nostalgia, and it's nice to talk about food again with a bunch who actually know what chili is. Seriously didn't know haw many Texans are blind to the truth.

Maybe start a thread about things you have interest in and be more coherent. And stick to whatever truth topic you feel we are blind to.

11 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Piss Leopards unleashed.

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Then everyone stood up and clapped.

That, you probably believe.

300 years after the death of Christ. It has no bearing with how Christians should behave today.
You can be mad at me all you want, but this is the Leopards thread where people make fun of people having bad things come back on them. This place should be civil in its cruelty.

Imagine looking at Trumpism and its overt Christian Nationalism and then coming onto a board to gloat about….how “Christianity” isn’t entangled with the state? WTF?
American “Christianity” is about as divorced from the gospel as you can get. It’s also entirely about asserting “religious” control of society and the government (the MAGA crowd is full-on into “seven mountains” dominionism - look it up, and I don’t mean “watch a stupid YouTube video”).
You can preach MAGA.
You can preach actual gospel-based Christianity.
You cannot preach both.
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Imagine looking at Trumpism and its overt Christian Nationalism and then coming onto a board to gloat about….how “Christianity” isn’t entangled with the state? WTF?
American “Christianity” is about as divorced from the gospel as you can get. It’s also entirely about asserting “religious” control of society and the government (the MAGA crowd is full-on into “seven mountains” dominionism - look it up, and I don’t mean “watch a stupid YouTube video”).
You can preach MAGA.
You can preach actual gospel-based Christianity.
You cannot preach both.

Trump is a golden calf to a lot of Christians, and it's sad to see. My family being one of them.

41 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, I'm Christian as well, but one cannot ignore the centuries of corruption, oppression, and murder at the hands of the church.  Mostly the Roman Catholic Church, but some others as well.  Not anymore than you can ignore slavery and a bunch of other shitty stuff the United States has done.

@workswithseed isn't a malign presence.  I mean hey, he's in his 20s or early 30s and bought a house without a STEM degree or some other connection.  That is significantly against the odds these days.

Cool let's take it to a thread with some sort of ethos or guideline .

I may dip out again As I did during Obama or just  go to lurking  as I did under Biden at times;  or not. 

But I do appreciate your measured and thoughtful responses to various issues. If I never mentioned it; I truly Thank your work. You've been tireless about explaining law in very balanced ways.  Thank you truly even if you post pissed me off. 

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That, you probably believe.

It’s certainly not as authoritative as AntifaPuddingPop, but it’s from the internet so probably legit

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On 11/11/2024 at 8:26 PM, Gatorubet said:

The lovely and amply endowed Mrs. Gillette in my third grade Fort Lauderdale class would do a Bible reading every morning in our public school (Stephen Foster Elementary - where btw we also sang ‘way down upon the Suwannee River’ in full minstrel vernacular).   

Coming from Iowa I was briefly confused at her references to the Woah of Nawthurn Agresshin.  

I’m not sure if it’s great again, but I think Trump is taking us back to 1963.

Yep. We did a minstrel show too, 3rd or 4th grade. Somebody had sense enough to rule out blackface. I didn't get to do the intricate tambourine knee and elbow routine, but I can still remember the mournful swell of Cotton Needs a Pickin... So BAAAAD..."

Then I would go home and hide behind the baby-sitter's chair while she watched Dark Shadows because that skull with eyes freaked me OUT.

3 minutes ago, troph said:

His climate plans are the one thing we can’t reverse in 4 years (that and the courts too). Every day matters right now when it comes to climate. I’m really distraught about it. FML.

Why? Its always in the 90s in Texas in November and hurricanes are normal in Nov now.

I remember cold fishing trips in early September.  

Now it's surfing hurricanes in board shorts in Mid Nov.

12 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

This may elevate you to national treasure.

The psychiatrist used the term "ticking time-bomb" but I like the way you said it better.

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i’m gonna need to see the breakdown on % of veterans who voted for Trump in 2024 before I know whether to feel bad or not. 

1 hour ago, workswithseed said:

Seriously didn't know haw many Texans are blind to the truth.

*negrep*

 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

The truth being?

1 hour ago, workswithseed said:

No beans in Chili. Seriously did not know many would say otherwise. 

*negrep removed*

39 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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This has to be an onion article 

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

the Spanish Inquisition.

What about Spanish Influenza?

Spanish Harlem??

Spanish Fly???

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4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I bet you don't have any clue what you are talking about. And it is totally obvious in your post. Pick your theatre, I take the under. 

“Who is that ducking? Ani!

Who’s Dumb-fucking? Ani!

Who eschews examples? Ani!

Who ‘both-sides’ as he rambles? Ani!

He will pronounce his thought as mental dynamite, Google it to sound more erudite - he loves to change the subject though it leads to fights…

Ani - Ani, Ani don’t ya know, when you put both sides together - you’ve get yourself an A - Whole! “

I picked musical theatre.  

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

He just wants to be there to help usher in the end times. 
I’m not joking. 

1 minute ago, CTC2 said:

He just wants to be there to help usher in the end times. 
I’m not joking. 

 

he's bat shit crazy

1 hour ago, troph said:

His climate plans are the one thing we can’t reverse in 4 years (that and the courts too). Every day matters right now when it comes to climate. I’m really distraught about it. FML.

I'm just assuming this country will be a smoking crater sooner than later. Anything better than that would be positive. 

15 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

He just wants to be there to help usher in the end times. 
I’m not joking. 

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11 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

He just wants to be there to help usher in the end times. 
I’m not joking. 

Well they did kinda brag and warn us. I'd be shocked but they have done nothing that's surprising or restrained anything that's  horrifyng left. They laid it all out.. Now we get to watch it unfold;  the only dong left to nom is the dong  left  we were all warned about. Nom nom y'all 

50 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

“Who is that ducking? Ani!

Who’s Dumb-fucking? Ani!

Who eschews examples? Ani!

Who ‘both-sides’ as he rambles? Ani!

He will pronounce his thought as mental dynamite, Google it to sound more erudite - he loves to change the subject though it leads to fights…

Ani - Ani, Ani don’t ya know, when you put both sides together - you’ve get yourself an A - Whole! “

I picked musical theatre.  

This right here is how you internet.

4 hours ago, workswithseed said:

I know, history is hard, but you might be too clueless. 

What you think you understand of history is a fucking affront to those of us who actually respect it.

2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

 

"I never did this when Biden won"

"Not talking to me because of politics"

I tried unsuccessfully to explain this to family who were complaining about "losing friends because of politics".

Trump's mouth, associatiates and history of actions took the Presidential choice way beyond just politics.

It's entirely too convenient, aka horseshit, for them to try and limit the scope of everyone's issue with Trump to just "politics".

Of course, these family members will lose their face if ACA goes away too.

4 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Well, I will say that the “Unlubed Dildo” portion of this thread certainly delivers.

We are going to have some really fun additions to this thread over the next four years. A whole bunch of people with an IQ of potato are about to find out starting in January. 

3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Future daughter in law from Texarkana sent me her chili recipe today. It has beans in it. Need to have a talk to the boy about his life choices.

Chili is not undefeated. 

3 hours ago, Born to Run said:

always

 

3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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This is the caliber of troll I aspire to be. Darren Woods out here with the greatest IRL shitpost of all time.

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