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38 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Sounds like Mr Gabriel needs to quit watching Fox so he understands that his King placed tariffs on the world and not just China.  He should also learn how to google HTS codes.  Fucking idiot….cry more 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

🎵Freedom isn't free. No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee. 🎵

 

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22 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

🎵Freedom isn't free. No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee. 🎵

 

The tax man comes for me because I'm just a worker bee.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

I WoNt bAcK dOwN!!!

 

Yeah you will bootlicker

As someone posted, small business owners are the petit bourgeouisie and make up the bulk of Trump supporters.  And the ones least able to withstand the tariffs.

 

As someone posted, small business owners are the petit bourgeouisie and make up the bulk of Trump supporters.  And the ones least able to withstand the tariffs.
 

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

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9 hours ago, GenXer said:

At long last, a charismatic spokesman emerges for that historically marginalized and oppressed group: cigar aficionado douches

Guess he’s at the groveling stage now, but on his knees, so almost in his crawl position. We may need somebody to break some glass. I don’t want to miss his crawl to dotard. 

We can explain for days that a tariff is a tax on consumers and they won't believe us even when the fucking tax comes due.

I know they are a cult, but it is still disheartening and depressing to see it play out.

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What if I don’t remember things being better under Trump?

I remember the Capitol being cleaned up, the economy in the trash, Trump attempting to remain in office after he lost, and his second impeachment trial as he was on his way out the door. By January 2021 it was a fucking hellscape. The good times are back!

Yeah Trump supporters on this site were trying to convince us all the first Trump term was a huge success despite it being a near catastrophe.

I guess they can be happy that this term he has achieved his goal of having a full on catastrophe.

46 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

If things get really bad, they can live off each other's fat for months. 

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i’m not really sure what she’s resisting, but I’m almost positive it’s not Little Debbie.

16 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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i’m not really sure what she’s resisting, but I’m almost positive it’s not Little Debbie.

vegetables 

8 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

vegetables 

Anorexia 

22 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

The hard sciences and especially engineering (which treats the hard sciences as axiomatic) are objective. There is always a right answer. This can foster a bias for among engineers for black and white thinking.

Legal education emphasizes litigation. Students are trained to argue both sides of an issue. The goal is to identify the best points in favor of your (arbitrarily chosen) side, and to marshal them as persuasively as possible. This can foster cynicism among lawyers. Truth doesn’t exist as an objective reality so there is no point seeking the truth. Any one of many answers may be true, depending on how well you craft the argument for it. This is why I describe people like Ted Cruz as “lawyer smart.” He’s wicked smart and can advocate for any proposition, no matter how ludicrous or false. But if your goal is to understand the nature of reality, he’s a worthless resource despite his raw intelligence. 

 

Interesting. I'm not sure how the ability to argue both sides of an issue leads one to conclude there's no objective reality or truth. I don't think you can blame legal education or debate ability for people like Ted. At least not solely; it takes a village to create as big of a piece of shit as Ted. 

There are craven, nihilistic and opportunistic assholes in every profession - it's just more likely to be a beneficial trait for certain kinds of lawyers, including and especially ones who are US Senators. 

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Lolz at thinking Trump gives a single solitary fuck about you or veterans. lt's crazy how much this guy has missed by obviously never consuming information outside of his propaganda bubble.
 

49 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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i’m not really sure what she’s resisting, but I’m almost positive it’s not Little Debbie.

Insulin

12 minutes ago, Bodhi said:

Insulin

If she resisted insulin, it would be a weight loss program albeit an unhealthy one.

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I submit that she resists fasting

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

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i’m not really sure what she’s resisting, but I’m almost positive it’s not Little Debbie.

She's fighting for her life out here you insensitive sumbitch!

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eta- wonder what size bro he wears?

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1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

We can explain for days that a tariff is a tax on consumers and they won't believe us even when the fucking tax comes due.

I know they are a cult, but it is still disheartening and depressing to see it play out.

 

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On 4/23/2025 at 10:46 AM, BrickHorn said:

The hard sciences and especially engineering (which treats the hard sciences as axiomatic) are objective. There is always a right answer. This can foster a bias for among engineers for black and white thinking.

Legal education emphasizes litigation. Students are trained to argue both sides of an issue. The goal is to identify the best points in favor of your (arbitrarily chosen) side, and to marshal them as persuasively as possible. This can foster cynicism among lawyers. Truth doesn’t exist as an objective reality so there is no point seeking the truth. Any one of many answers may be true, depending on how well you craft the argument for it. This is why I describe people like Ted Cruz as “lawyer smart.” He’s wicked smart and can advocate for any proposition, no matter how ludicrous or false. But if your goal is to understand the nature of reality, he’s a worthless resource despite his raw intelligence. 

 

Excellent points.  Sometimes I think of legal education as the "ultimate liberal arts," but as you note, it can slide into deconstructivism.

4 hours ago, The Royal We said:

She's fighting for her life out here you insensitive sumbbitch!

wonder what size bro he wears?

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - MAGApatriot begs Trump to not collect on his daughter’s student loan debt.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - MAGApatriot begs Trump to not collect on his daughter’s student loan debt.

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Goddamn

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So "woke democrats" have been stealing maga's money for decades, and they should be arrested, huh. I'd love to hear more about this.

$287 bucks in Ali Express shit.

$432 in "import charges"

A broken phone screen.  Priceless.

 

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https://aldailynews.com/alabama-school-district-hit-with-tariff-on-new-buses/

 

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A federal tariff is being blamed for an unexpected price bump on new buses at a central Alabama school district. 

Autauga County Superintendent Lyman Woodfin told board members last week that it was notified that a $2,500 tariff is being added to six of the 11 school buses it purchased last fall – a charge that district leaders did not expect that could strain an already tight budget.

“I’m not very happy with this,” Woodfin told the board during their April 15 meeting. “We received notice that there’s now a government tariff they are trying to put on the buses that we bought.”

 

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State Superintendent Eric Mackey told Alabama Daily News Tuesday that Autauga County is the first district he’s aware of to receive the tariff charge – but likely not the last.

“We found out that most of the bus vendors are planning on charging a surcharge,” Mackey said. “We don’t have an exact number – $1,500 to $2,500 – but we don’t have that in writing yet.”

The buses were ordered in September from manufacturer Blue Bird through Central States Bus Sales. District officials said the tariff is being applied to parts manufactured after a federal tariff took effect, though they did not specify which tariff or when it began.

 

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“We were notified of potential tariffs levied on six buses that we purchased in September 2024,” Chief School Financial Officer Lesley Poe told Alabama Daily News Tuesday. “These buses from the 11 that we purchased were affected based on the timing of the manufacturing process.”

Poe said if the district is required to pay the tariff, the added cost will have to come out of local funds.

“If we have to pay the tariff, the unexpected $15,000 will require us to use local funds to cover the additional cost; however, since we only collect the minimum required millage for local funding, expenses like this add up quickly for us,” she said.

 

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Mackey said it’s too late to request additional funds in this year’s state education budget, but he expects to ask lawmakers for help next year if the tariffs remain in place.

“It might be dropped if the tariffs go away,” Mackey said. “But the trend is that usually when prices go up, they don’t come back down. So we’re worried about it.”

Woodfin said the district tried to push back on the charge with the vendor, but was ultimately told it must be paid. 

 

 

 

Let's see how those fine folks in Autauga County voted in 2024:

 

 

 

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29 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

$287 bucks in Ali Express shit.

$432 in "import charges"

A broken phone screen.  Priceless.

 

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anything that claims to answer "what they're not telling you" is 100% bullshit. this is known

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂😂

 

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Imagine thinking your are on the level with an always been rich, silver spoon, billionaire. Delusional. That man was in the White House bragging about how much money he made Oligarchs by flicking the tariff lightswitch on and off.

4 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Imagine thinking your are on the level with an always been rich, silver spoon, billionaire. Delusional. That man was in the White House bragging about how much money he made Oligarchs by flicking the tariff lightswitch on and off.

 

china will pay the tariffs 

8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

anything that claims to answer "what they're not telling you" is 100% bullshit. this is known

One of my MAGA cousins...that says she's a nurse (I think she's a CNA) posted some long diatribe about Ivermectin curing prostate cancer and "they" are withholding it from us. She's also in some kind of Ponzi scheme involving gold, so I think maybe she's not so smart. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

So "woke democrats" have been stealing maga's money for decades, and they should be arrested, huh. I'd love to hear more about this.

Money that went to minorities.

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

One of my MAGA cousins...that says she's a nurse (I think she's a CNA) posted some long diatribe about Ivermectin curing prostate cancer and "they" are withholding it from us. She's also in some kind of Ponzi scheme involving gold, so I think maybe she's not so smart. 

Damn. What can't Ivermectin cure?

5 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

She's also in some kind of Ponzi scheme involving gold, so I think maybe she's not so smart. 

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And how did the people of onieda county, wisconsin vote?

 

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Eat shit, cheeseheads

 

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38 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Damn. What can't Ivermectin cure?

Stupidity.

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