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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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49 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Well ok maybe that puzzling red shift in the valley might reverse...or not. I don't know what is going on down there.

Presuming we still have fair and free elections in Texas moving forward.

 

 

These morons are going to keep on voting R. They'll just do it in a huff because they are pissed at doTARd.

 

 

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53 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Well ok maybe that puzzling red shift in the valley might reverse...or not. I don't know what is going on down there.

Presuming we still have fair and free elections in Texas moving forward.

 

RGV mexicans are going down with ship. Loving trump shows they're more white than mexican and that's everything to that group 

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4 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

These morons are going to keep on voting R. They'll just do it in a huff because they are pissed at doTARd.

 

 

If you democrats keep nominating people that care about other people, you're going to FORCE  me to keep voting republican! It's all the democrats fault! 

37 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

RGV mexicans are going down with ship. Loving trump shows they're more white than mexican and that's everything to that group 

 

Its a song as old as time this country. Outgroups stop being outgroups by becoming "white". Happened to the Irish, then the Italians, now its happening to Hispanics/Mexicans. Unfortunately right now, being "white" means voting R. 

Not sure what the blacks are going to do. 

 

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10 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Not sure what the blacks are going to do. 

Stay behind and be utterly fucked.  As is always the case.

If there's one constant you can count on in America, it's that black people will be shat upon by the dominant faction of society.  That tradition is more American than baseball and apple pie.

25 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

now its happening to Hispanics/Mexicans.

Yeah? We'll see. This administration's primary thing seems to be reminding them they are not.

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37 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah? We'll see. This administration's primary thing seems to be reminding them they are not.

The admin also appeals to pointless bravado and chest-puffing....which has real cultural appeal.  Even when it's utterly stupid and counterproductive.  Maybe ESPECIALLY when it is.  "Macho" is a thing, and it's rarely a smart thing.

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

he can use the flag as a tent or a blanket to keep him warm

That cheap as made in China flag will be pretty thread bare with a few days out in the sun.

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Fucking idiot.  I hope he ends up homeless.  Wonder where he'll hand his dotard flag then?

Too kind. I hope he loses everything, gets caught committing a petty crime to survive and gets deported to El Salvador. 

On 4/26/2025 at 9:59 AM, Nivek said:

Elon is exactly what the problem is.  If you look back on the company you can see a clearly defined strategy that the actual founder came up with and how it was effective and guided the organization to developing its first few models.  Then look at the second series of goals and see how pie in the sky they are, and how the company never achieved those goals.  They just moved on to more pie in the sky goals for the next strategy.  That indicates an organizational dysfunction at the top.   Sure they took advantage of some tax codes and hype to enter a bubble state, but that was unsustainable.  Heck, Elon had a good idea to bring in a guy to revamp their manufacturing and because he did such a good job, Elon fired him because his ego couldn't handle it.  If you want an even bigger example of Elon's ego, look at the 2006 company reports which Elon has backdated to place himself as CEO and Founder, when he never joined the firm until 2 years later.   This is indicative of a person who is desperate for all credit, even undue credit.  

The cars were fine overall, the first mover advantage was there, but this is how industries always go.  Competitors move into the space and they chip away.  Often the leader of the space doesn't innovate at the same pace, and they lose out.  Consider how many people Skype using Zoom.   Blackberry was called the crackberry because of the addiction of their users to texting and emailing.  They also disappeared as competitors blew past them.  Tesla is on the same trajectory.   Their techbro creed  -break shit and move fast, is horrible for a culture making actual things that need to be safe and thoughtfully built.  

 

 

Slow response on this...

I probably should have clarified: I don't think Elon is their biggest problem moving forward.  There is a perception that Elon becoming toxic in the world of public opinion is why they are struggling.  I think both of us are agreeing that the issues are much more fundamental, and more difficult to fix, than Elon's bad press.   

19 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Slow response on this...

I probably should have clarified: I don't think Elon is their biggest problem moving forward.  There is a perception that Elon becoming toxic in the world of public opinion is why they are struggling.  I think both of us are agreeing that the issues are much more fundamental, and more difficult to fix, than Elon's bad press.   

For any catastrophic crash, you need shit fundamentals and a catalyst. Declining sales cover the fundamentals side of the equation. Elmo’s behavior is the catalyst. 

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might be the first time i've agreed with him lol

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Just now, Captain Ron said:

 

So it’s possible for him to actually tell the truth?

So it’s possible for him to actually tell the truth?

When your mouth is set to “maximum spew,” something true will come out from time to time - simple math.
24 minutes ago, royiv said:

So it’s possible for him to actually tell the truth?

As the combined saying goes, even a blind squirrel with a broken clock can find a nut twice a day.  

9 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

As the combined saying goes, even a blind squirrel with a broken clock can find a nut twice a day.  

You forgot the monkeys flinging poo at word processors. 

So it’s possible for him to actually tell the truth?

He never lies when he’s talking about gaining power or money.

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80% of small businesses that buy from China could 'just die' because of Trump's tariffs, says logistics company CEO

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There was a moment, a few years back like 2022-2023, when it felt like every other facebook and YouTube ad was some hocking kind of drop-shipping course. People re-adjusting to the post-pandemic world unable to resist the siren song of "passive income" (mostly a cruel joke being played on the working class) would get taken in by screenshots of checking account balances and a few clicks later they're off to the races.

As most of you probably have already figured out, the venn diagram of these con artists, the manosphere, and Trump supporters resembles the sun. Even for the fools who remain in business, these completely self-inflicted tariffs and supply chain disruptions represent a large, unlubed dildo that they definitely deserve.

Two dolls instead of thirty dolls

Hey Kevin, about an hour ago.

 

 

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Hypocrisy means nothing to republicans and to republican voters.  Never has.  

27 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Two dolls instead of thirty dolls

Hey Kevin, about an hour ago.

 

 

Bro...Biden kept your China tariffs in place.

"They have ships loaded, filled with stuff we don't need." 

Get a load of that, 'muh freedoms' people. Your president is determining what you do and don't "need" to be buying.

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"Oh, I understand you want it, but the President said you don't need a Turbo Man doll."

59 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Two dolls instead of thirty dolls

Hey Kevin, about an hour ago.

 

 

Ahh yes.  Thanks to Dear Leader HIs Royal Majesty Trump, we will now be bringing these jobs to you.  And don't worry about finding people to fill them....we'll MAKE them work there (because it's the only way to make it work in the US).  Soon, we'll see these happy faces across the country!

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And don't give me anything about Trumpco being concerned about Chinese slave labor/wages/working conditions.  Trumpco has one problem, and one problem only with the picture above: those women are being exploited for the profits of CHINESE businesses, instead of American businesses.  That's it.

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Thanks to Dear Leader HIs Royal Majesty Trump

I don’t believe that is the proper way to address the pope, nor is it the soon to be pontiff’s papal name. 

Donald Trump, El Presidente for life, defender of the one true faith, God’s supreme representative on earth, and Emperor over North America, Greenland, Panama, and the Gulf of America

1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

Two dolls instead of thirty dolls

Hey Kevin, about an hour ago.

 

 

Fortunately the oligarchs are all going to be okay.

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

Hypocrisy means nothing to republicans and to republican voters.  Never has.  

Because their only core value is retaining power. 

1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

Two dolls instead of thirty dolls

Hey Kevin, about an hour ago.

 

 

Two dolls instead of thirty.  Because the children have too much.

 

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Also, who rides a lion?  I mean, honestly?

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1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Two dolls instead of thirty.  Because the children have too much.

 

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Also, who rides a lion?  I mean, honestly?

This picture always kills me. Who the fuck would want to live in a place like that? It's literally violence to make me even look at it.

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7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I wonder if Barron has ever smiled.

Only when he's torturing dogs. 

2 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

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What mess were we in under Biden?

Yur kidding? Don’t you remember when the price of Biden eggs almost destroyed the country?

3 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

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I am still trying to figure out what fucking “mess” they are talking about.

7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Only when he's torturing dogs. 


This gets the noem seal of approval 

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11 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Only when he's torturing dogs. 

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dammit. Had it pulled up and got a phone call delaying post.

8 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

What mess were we in under Biden?

Foxnews is likely running with this talking point to justify the current shitfuckcrazy.

1 minute ago, GenXer said:

Foxnews is likely running with this talking point to justify the current shitfuckcrazy.

They're already running with "the contraction was due to the 'Biden Overhang'" -- no explanation of what that actually IS, or connection to any actual data.  But trust us - anything bad is Biden's fault.

9 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

I am still trying to figure out what fucking “mess” they are talking about.

it's like the gold commercials talking about "this economic disaster we're having"....   that have noticeably disappeared in the last 6 weeks

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

They're already running with "the contraction was due to the 'Biden Overhang'" -- no explanation of what that actually IS, or connection to any actual data.  But trust us - anything bad is Biden's fault.

It's the opposite of the Trump Mushroom

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This lion has seen some shit

 

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1 minute ago, Covri said:

This lion has seen some shit

 

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Looks like an early one of these:

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