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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

Bit of a late reply here, but I'd write it, and let me explain why:

On principle, what happened to him is a simply intolerable attack on every American's tentative hold on "freedom" despite how much I might despise his personal politics and behavior.

As much as I totally get the desire for retribution as a visceral response to what the Trump admin has done/is doing, refusing to stand up for the rights of people you dislike doesn't make you a hero, quite the opposite in fact. The reality is, despite this guy's seemingly incredibly annoying behavior, his rights are your rights and the entire nefarious purpose behind Culture War Politics™ is to divide the population along these clear ideological lines in the sand and convince us that staying behind your line no matter what is more important than standing up for the rights of someone that's on the other side of it.

This isn't just conjecture, we've already seen plenty of examples of this on this very message board, including this discussion right here and the people who were openly celebrating pro-Palestinian activists getting black bagged by the feds for constitutionally protected speech.

We're past the point of doing right because it's right. If he stays here he will vote (or loudly support and campaign) the same way next time. First the enemy has to be defeated then we can go back to being fair and good to everyone. I'm well aware it is not the righteous thing to do, but I'm not the one who made it necessary. 

When facing an existential threat the only duty is to win. 

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10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

We're past the point of doing right because it's right. If he stays here he will vote (or loudly support and campaign) the same way next time. First the enemy has to be defeated then we can go back to being fair and good to everyone. I'm well aware it is not the righteous thing to do, but I'm not the one who made it necessary. 

When facing an existential threat the only duty is to win. 

You can say that but that path only leads to our side becoming like his. His side is the one violating the rights anyway, so standing up for his rights is fighting the threat anyway.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

The Harvard school newspaper is the Crimson.  The Harvard Independent was founded by kids who thought the Crimson was too leftist.

It's the equivalent of the Dartmouth Review, where Dnish Dsousa got his start (versus the official paper, The Dartmouth).

Imagine being too much of a dork to fit in with the college newspaper crowd. 

In all fairness, Mr. Austin sounds like a good guy, but, the struggle is real. 

 

There’s a bingo place in Austin offering a $2 tariff free bingo computer. Like WTF. How much are the full tariff bingo computers? The bingo people are hardcore and I would not want to piss them off. 

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To brenda. Turn off foxnews and go fuck yourself.

13 minutes ago, GenXer said:

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To brenda. Turn off foxnews and go fuck yourself.

Brenda, I wouldn't feel good about the market rebounding any time soon. 

Trump has killed the confidence in the American markets and it's showing in the performances of other developed markets compared to the S&P. 

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Those Stoxx Europe and MSCI EAFE / Japan numbers are showing the big money/hedge fund money slowly pulling out of the US and going to Europe/Japan. The confidence of big money around the world in the US has collapsed. As long as that trend continues the US markets will continue to degrade over time. This could be a decade long or longer trend if trump isn't removed and major changes made to the US government system to encourage confidence again. 

I think this shows we're fucked and fucked for good. 

11 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Brenda, I wouldn't feel good about the market rebounding any time soon. 

Trump has killed the confidence in the American markets and it's showing in the performances of other developed markets compared to the S&P. 

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Those Stoxx Europe and MSCI EAFE / Japan numbers are showing the big money/hedge fund money slowly pulling out of the US and going to Europe/Japan. The confidence of big money around the world in the US has collapsed. As long as that trend continues the US markets will continue to degrade over time. This could be a decade long or longer trend if trump isn't removed and major changes made to the US government system to encourage confidence again. 

I think this shows we're fucked and fucked for good. 


Brenda’s vocabulary resembles that of frankenstein’s monster on weekend update. She ain’t gonna understand acronyms and stuff. It’s gotta be dumbed down for dear ole brenda.

 


something akin to Trump Bad

17 minutes ago, GenXer said:


Brenda’s vocabulary resembles that of frankenstein’s monster on weekend update. She ain’t gonna understand acronyms and stuff. It’s gotta be dumbed down for dear ole brenda.

 


something akin to Trump Bad

That's hilarious; we really live in an amazing age.

And both of those guys are dead, which is a bummer.

She was never the same after the breakup with Eddie. 

3 hours ago, GenXer said:

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To brenda. Turn off foxnews and go fuck yourself.

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10 hours ago, GenXer said:

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To brenda. Turn off foxnews and go fuck yourself.

Enjoy eating Alpo, you piece of broke shit., 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Enjoy eating Alpo, you piece of broke shit., 

Alpo? Nah, she is a fancy Feast sort of gal. 73. Named Brenda. Yeah, she has cats and they will be  the ones feasting.

16 hours ago, GenXer said:

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To brenda. Turn off foxnews and go fuck yourself.

 

Brenda, first you need learn English.

And Brenda, haven't you figured it out? They don't want you to live longer to recovery your losses, they just want you to die sooner now.

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The Ticket this AM said the cunt who owns the Mavericks (Adelson) has lost a TON of money due to Dotard’s actions.

29 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Carstarphen sounds like a name Fletch would make up

 

Also sounds a little immigrant-ish. Better deport her just to be sure. 

 

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17 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The Ticket this AM said the cunt who owns the Mavericks (Adelson) has lost a TON of money due to Dotard’s actions.

Well duh, as we know the tariffs kill you if you sell imports

 

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54 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Well duh, as we know the tariffs kill you if you sell imports

 

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Outstanding, cap’n

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Somebody’s drunk tweeting

That schooling you took out loans for didn’t stick.

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“I will not ever vote republican again…” until the next fake crisis in oct of even numbered years.

Eat shit, kimberly

oh man, a lot of people woke up to eaten faces this morning. oh well, it's what they voted for!

4 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Somebody’s drunk tweeting

That schooling you took out loans for didn’t stick.

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“I will not ever vote republican again…” until the next fake crisis in oct of even numbered years.

Eat shit, kimberly

Oh bless your heart. They won’t be letting the homeless vote.  That’s for damn sure. 

"Obviously our economy sucks..."

Nooo, YOUR LIFE sucks.  The economy has nothing to do with that.  Also, if you think the economy sucks now, hoo boy, the second half of 2025 is going to be lit.

 

"Obviously our economy sucks"

 

Actually, our economy was pretty good, and was getting better and better, for most of Biden's term, despite what fox news told you and you believed like the dumb fuck you are. 

All that education, and you still voted against your, and more importantly, the entire country's best interest. 

 

 

2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Well duh, as we know the tariffs kill you if you sell imports

 

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well done, but too soon for some mav fans, I suspect. 

 

 

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Donnie2dolls saving hollywood! National security threat! Propaganda!

 

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And conservative subreddit’s reaction…


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The film tariff is fascinating.  Does it apply to just movies shown in theaters?  What about movies made for streaming?  If it does, what if Netflix has a one episode series that is 2 hours long?  Since intellectual property isn't consumed, does it apply retroactively? 

The scary part is this: "This is a concerted effort by other Nations, and therefore a national security threat. It is, in addition to everything else, messaging and propaganda."  

Let that sink in for a bit.  That is not about industry or revenue.  It's about controlling what Americans can watch, using "national security" as the justification. 

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Just now, Tuco said:

The film tariff is fascinating.  Does it apply to just movies shown in theaters?  What about movies made for streaming?  If it does, what if Netflix has a one episode series that is 2 hours long?  Since intellectual property isn't consumed, does it apply retroactively? 

The scary part is this: "This is a concerted effort by other Nations, and therefore a national security threat. It is, in addition to everything else, messaging and propaganda."  

Let that sink in for a bit.  That is not about industry or revenue.  It's about controlling what Americans can watch, using "national security" as the justification. 

Blah blah blah....what this means is get your copies while you can:

 

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1 hour ago, GenXer said:

Donnie2dolls saving hollywood! National security threat! Propaganda!

 

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And conservative subreddit’s reaction…


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Tell me you know nothing about the movie industry without telling me you know nothing. Hell what does this even apply to?

 

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Filmed in Tunisia, Guatemala, UK, Mexico, just to name a few

Empire was filmed in Norway

Titanic was filmed in the "North Atlantic" for many scenes.

Think of all the Harry Potter films.

 

This just makes no sense, which is really par for the course for these tariffs.

2 hours ago, GenXer said:

Donnie2dolls saving hollywood! National security threat! Propaganda!

 

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And conservative subreddit’s reaction…


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Happy Kim, Asian conservative, needs to borrow superhero’s avatar. 

19 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Tell me you know nothing about the movie industry without telling me you know nothing. Hell what does this even apply to?

 

Star Wars | History, Movies, Characters, Disney, & Facts | Britannica

 

Filmed in Tunisia, Guatemala, UK, Mexico, just to name a few

Empire was filmed in Norway

Titanic was filmed in the "North Atlantic" for many scenes.

Think of all the Harry Potter films.

 

This just makes no sense, which is really par for the course for these tariffs.


Software industry, you’re up next

 

In all fairness, Mr. Austin sounds like a good guy, but, the struggle is real. 
 

NGL that article brought tears to my eyes. I stopped into a local joint for lunch earlier and was the only patron. I sat down and busied myself with my bank app, structuring my dry powder into some 90 day CDs, until some box faced bitch walked in wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with a snowplow and “Trump Snowflake Removal.”

I just looked at her in disgust.
1 hour ago, GenXer said:


Software industry, you’re up next

 

200% tariffs on code written outside the US.

Here's my question - what is your reason for vouching for the guy? Is he a friend? Is he just a work acquaintance? Do you need him specifically to get what he provides?
I mean, if it were me, I vouche for him if he was a friend. But if he's replaceable and I don't really like the guy? I tell his family YO-YO! (You're On Your Own).

Haha. Yo-Yo!


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Sara - Was my vote a mistake? Possibly.
Cult45 is the opium of the morons
skysanta is apparently busy dealing with a war raging in heaven. Interesting side story. Need more details on that.
Biblical immigration policy? I must’ve missed that part of the bible.
 

Here, let me help you. The word you’re looking for is deported. DEPORTED.

Not extradited, DEPORTED.

What’s that? Is that you filing for food stamps? DENIED, this ain’t no socialist country.
4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Happy Kim, Asian conservative, needs to borrow superhero’s avatar. 

You rang?

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Main character syndrome teresa gets chonkied 


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Teresa is 2nd generation stupid.

100% maga; 100% dumb.

Can someone with computer skills make it where the Witch King is riding a chunky leopard and saying face instead of flesh?

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54 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Main character syndrome teresa gets chonkied 


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Teresa is 2nd generation stupid.

100% maga; 100% dumb.

I'm in favor of awarding chonky boi an honorary Surly degree.

6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

i cant believe some of these stories are real… holy fuck

 

I can.

 

 

14 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This page fucking delivers

 

i cant believe some of these stories are real… holy fuck

 

I can. We've been seeing this for years, people have not understanding the real issues and not understanding how they are voting against their own interests. That a silver tongued devil like Trump could literally campaign on things against their interests YET still sell them enough of "those people" to win their votes doesn't really shock me.

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