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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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5 hours ago, GenXer said:


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So much winning over the next four years!

 

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11 hours ago, GenXer said:

How it started

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Still loving life, cat?

You are correct. People getting laid off everywhere. The trump economy in action. 

Wow. She is a broken human being. All her Twitter is just reposts of insane maga nonsense. Dozens and dozens a day. 

9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wow. She is a broken human being. All her Twitter is just reposts of insane maga nonsense. Dozens and dozens a day. 

If she isn't a bot as suggested upstream then she is absolutely batshit crazy. Imagine your husband losing their job because of this administration and then posting 1000 MAGA positive afterwards.

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

If she isn't a bot as suggested upstream then she is absolutely batshit crazy. Imagine your husband losing their job kid dying of measles because of this administration you are a loon,  and then posting 1000 MAGA positive it's all part of god's plan afterwards.

same vibe

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wow. She is a broken human being. All her Twitter is just reposts of insane maga nonsense. Dozens and dozens a day. 

What, pray tell, is an "oil and gas designer"?

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3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

What, pray tell, is an "oil and gas designer"?

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Purtying up the old pump jacks?

21 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

These idiots don’t understand that “drill baby drill” and cheap gas are mutually exclusive.  Nobody is going wild drilling when crude prices are down.

I have lived this conversation. 

16 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

What, pray tell, is an "oil and gas designer"?

Anything from a CAD monkey to an actually skilled CAD user who implements and checks for code and spec compliance. 

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Anything from a CAD monkey to an actually skilled CAD user who implements and checks for code and spec compliance. 

Ah, like a drafter-designer.  That didn't occur to me.

I was thinking a Russian translation of oilfield engineer.

Still, it's a very odd job title.  I suspect very few people employed in oilfield engineering would call themselves an "oil and gas" anything.

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22 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

What, pray tell, is an "oil and gas designer"?

I would presume this would qualify?

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23 hours ago, TexasEd said:

I would love to see a campaign of when people complain about a policy that you just post a video of Trump campaigning on the that policy. 

  • My baby daddy is getting extradited deported = video of trump promising to deport all illegals
  • My student loans are going to garnish my wages = video of Trump promising to cancel all debt relief programs
  • Prices are going up = video of tariffs, isn't that a beautiful word, some people say the most beautiful word, and we (Billionaires) won't pay any taxes, the working class will pay all the taxes to the external revenue service to fund the billionaire tax cuts

 

I tried my hardest to hear or see dOTarD during the campaign. The one time I listened to part of one his rallies, he said something like "I'm going to impose tariffs like you've never seen. 100%, maybe 200%, who knows how high I'll go." 

And fat, old, white people wearing DoTArD shit on their shirts and heads, all made in chyna of course, clapped and yelled in approval. 

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Leopards for bucks county on the facebook

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And the schadenfreude…

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And how did the people of bucks county, pennsylvania vote?

 

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Congratulations bucks county! You just barely made the cut.

 

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23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I would presume this would qualify?

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Dammit -- beat me to it.

What, pray tell, is an "oil and gas designer"?

They usually go by Piping Designer. It’s an associates degree, some on the job training and they are expendable in downturns. One project I’m on has a couple hundred in Manila.
3 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:


They usually go by Piping Designer. It’s an associates degree, some on the job training and they are expendable in downturns. One project I’m on has a couple hundred in Manila.

Fascinating how each position can get so specific within a field. Piping designer within oil and natural gas versus:

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yeah no...not going there you degenerates.

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I would presume this would qualify?

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2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I tried my hardest to hear or see dOTarD during the campaign. The one time I listened to part of one his rallies, he said something like "I'm going to impose tariffs like you've never seen. 100%, maybe 200%, who knows how high I'll go." 

And fat, old, white people wearing DoTArD shit on their shirts and heads, all made in chyna of course, clapped and yelled in approval. 

My dad: “he’s not going to do that. Tariffs will be targeted”.
 

Cool

3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

My dad: “he’s not going to do that. Tariffs will be targeted”.
 

Cool

Your dad ain’t wrong. You pay donnie2dolls enough, and you’ll get an exception. Targeted at those who don’t buy favor.

51 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Your dad ain’t wrong. You pay donnie2dolls enough, and you’ll get an exception. Targeted at those who don’t buy favor.

No he was wrong. 10% as to every country on earth alone is a staggering departure of norms

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I would presume this would qualify?

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No need for classes when a rake costs <$15.

See, that cuts some waste, right Emmitsburg?

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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Emmitsburg, MD

 

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I didn't think of it before I saw this, but I wonder how much A&M's fire school has been affected by the cuts.  They usually have fire fighters from all over the world going there for training, and a lot of FEMA disaster training.  I need to get in touch with some folks I know who might have some insight into that.

5 hours ago, GenXer said:

Leopards for bucks county on the facebook

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And the schadenfreude…

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And how did the people of bucks county, pennsylvania vote?

 

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Congratulations bucks county! You just barely made the cut.

 

Wait a second, cuts to early childhood education were not supposed to affect kids named “Tanner.” There must have been some error. 

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11 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I didn't think of it before I saw this, but I wonder how much A&M's fire school has been affected by the cuts.  They usually have fire fighters from all over the world going there for training, and a lot of FEMA disaster training.  I need to get in touch with some folks I know who might have some insight into that.

don't know about Texas but at least one of Colorado's firefighter training programs was completely gutted, local news had the story a couple weeks ago. 

They want Tanner in the textile mills, like his father before him. 

42 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Emmitsburg, MD

 

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Not *that* "waste."

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18 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

They want Tanner in the textile mills, like his father before him. 

 

Tanner always seemed like he would end up in the textile mills.

 

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7 hours ago, GenXer said:

Leopards for bucks county on the facebook

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And the schadenfreude…

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And how did the people of bucks county, pennsylvania vote?

 

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Congratulations bucks county! You just barely made the cut.

 

Fuck Tanner and fuck everyone that looks like him

51 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

They want Tanner in the textile mills, like his father before him. 

Shouldn’t he be at the tannery?

39 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

 

Tanner always seemed like he would end up in the textile mills.

 

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I'm all for Tanner getting stuck with one of these crappy jobs of the future. Fuck him. He was always clearly maga.

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I didn't think of it before I saw this, but I wonder how much A&M's fire school has been affected by the cuts.  They usually have fire fighters from all over the world going there for training, and a lot of FEMA disaster training.  I need to get in touch with some folks I know who might have some insight into that.

They had already lost a bunch of funding when DHS opened up Anniston. And now it is also in trouble. Students show up, no instructors.

52 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

 

Tanner always seemed like he would end up in the textile mills.

 

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I pictured him working in a salvage yard.

 

 

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I didn't think of it before I saw this, but I wonder how much A&M's fire school has been affected by the cuts.  They usually have fire fighters from all over the world going there for training, and a lot of FEMA disaster training.  I need to get in touch with some folks I know who might have some insight into that.

Wait.  Aggy firefighters?  Lotsa jokes to write with that.

On 5/6/2025 at 12:25 PM, GenXer said:


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So much winning over the next four years!

 

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I didn’t read all that mess, but I bet Dan didn’t miss a check. 

25 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I pictured him working in a salvage yard.

 

 

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Also "worked our whole lives" and that profile pic don't really match. She looks maybe 30? Plus still having student loans would indicate she's fairly young. No idea why they are both disabled, probably a scam that needs to be investigated by DOGE's top men. 

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A phrase keeps popping up. It prevents me from feeling sympathy. 

“Everything right.” “The right way.”

”We did everything right, we worked and tried to save money.”

”She did everything right and tried to immigrate by the rules.”

”I did everything right, I wasn’t a lazy government worker,  I was doing an important job.”

No acknowledgment that they got duped. Of course no reflection that they let emotions and frustration overcome human decency.

No, the complaint is simply that the cruelty missed the target.  They just want someone with better aim. 
 

Fuck them.  Stay out there on the wrong end of the shooting range. 

 

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Her working in subtle digs at Harris at the end is exactly why nothing will change. These people will fuck their entire lives over just for some lib tears.

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1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

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Just go back to not voting, please.

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Wait.  Aggy firefighters?  Lotsa jokes to write with that.

Yep, even indirectly.  I once worked with a guy who got his bachelor's in biology at West Texas A&M in Canyon.  He moved to College Station to get a master's in ruminant nutrition at aggy.  The first week that he was there, he saw a large plume of smoke near the airport next to A&M, so he watched the local news to see about the plane crash.  Nothing.  Two days later, he sees a bigger plume of smoke in the same area.  Another plane crash that goes unreported on the local news.  He's freaked out that two plane crashes could be covered up so thoroughly.  When he asked a prof about it the next day, in class, the room busted out laughing.  The prof then informed him that the smoke he was seeing was from the fire school, which is next to the airport.

There is a cemetery directly under the flight path across the road at one end of the runway there.  If a plane crashes on landing or take off there, we'll get a real life version of a classic aggy joke.

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2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Wait.  Aggy firefighters?  Lotsa jokes to write with that.

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1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

A phrase keeps popping up. It prevents me from feeling sympathy. 

“Everything right.” “The right way.”

”We did everything right, we worked and tried to save money.”

”She did everything right and tried to immigrate by the rules.”

”I did everything right, I wasn’t a lazy government worker,  I was doing an important job.”

No acknowledgment that they got duped. Of course no reflection that they let emotions and frustration overcome human decency.

No, the complaint is simply that the cruelty missed the target.  They just want someone with better aim. 
 

Fuck them.  Stay out there on the wrong end of the shooting range. 

 

And they vote for a man who has done just about everything wrong.

6 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Wait a second, cuts to early childhood education were not supposed to affect kids named “Tanner.” There must have been some error. 

They were supposed to affect tanner kids…

They were supposed to affect tanner kids…

The country needs ditch diggers. Embrace it.

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How it started


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How it’s going


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Economy? Fixed.

Schools? Fixed.

CJ, you’ve earned it

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