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41 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

If the de minimis exception was helping you out, Austin, your business was a pile of shit.

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I don't think you guys fully understand what is happening here. I keep hearing about these so-called Dem strategies. As I said before the D party only gets in power when people are frustrated with the Rs. Why? They can't beat the racists and the other people have tuned them out. The problem is ALL our politicians are lining their pockets and allowing Capitalism to eat the middle class. Until someone runs against the corps and uber wealthy we are going to be like this. High taxes on the rich. Get lobbyist out of Washington. Caps on donations. No investment in the market by politicians. Close tax loopholes. You get the picture.

Dems are the only party that advocates for campaign finance reform, watchdogs, nonpartisan redistricting commissions, and judges who support voting rights. The list goes on and on.

And yes, dems can also be corrupt. And when they are action is taken. But here’s what will blow your mind. People like you, who lump the two parties together, are the reason no action is taken because it conflates who is behind things like the Citizens United decision.

Repeat after me: Democrats want to get money out of politics. Voters don’t care because they can’t tell the difference.
3 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

At least the libs got owned 

Listen, man, if the entire country gets owned and destroyed, that includes a whole lot of libs. Points for Trump. I regret nothing!

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12 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Dems are the only party that advocates for campaign finance reform, watchdogs, nonpartisan redistricting commissions, and judges who support voting rights. The list goes on and on.

And yes, dems can also be corrupt. And when they are action is taken. But here’s what will blow your mind. People like you, who lump the two parties together, are the reason no action is taken because it conflates who is behind things like the Citizens United decision.

Repeat after me: Democrats want to get money out of politics. Voters don’t care because they can’t tell the difference.

Exactly.  My entire life Dems have been advocating for the middle class and generally trying to make the system fairer for the average citizen.  Even when they succeed in passing such legislation, the republican SC strikes it down with various forms of Calvinball that do not apply to republicans.  The real problem is all of this is relatively boring and does not stimulate the amygdala like hate and fear and therefore is significantly less motivating and profit making as the rep platform .  The only counter is to redirect the hate and fear towards the billionaire class, but this will require ruthlessness, exaggeration,  and outright dishonestly to really light up those fear centers.  This is unsavory, and educated people will recognize it for what it is and call it out,  therefore the dems will never do it. 

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

If the de minimis exception was helping you out, Austin, your business was a pile of shit.

His business was basically drop shipping Chinese shit aimed at maga. Calling it a shoe company is laughable. 

2 hours ago, Bookman said:

His bio makes it sound like he used to identify as a libertarian. And then he voted for Trump, huh? 

Is it anatroll? No, couldn’t be, he gets paid in rubles to shitpost in here, no way he has time to make shoes. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

His business was basically drop shipping Chinese shit aimed at maga. Calling it a shoe company is laughable. 

I guess then de minimis would have exempted small purchases.  Not quite sure how that would work.

19 hours ago, GenXer said:

maga aggy doesn’t understand how tariffs work. DHL subreddit provides insight.

 

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And I bought this sweet ass used wallet with no ass sweat… how do tariffs work, DHL community?

 

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Trump tax is the term that should be repeated over and over and over.

 

aggies will never change 

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

i bet there's no tariffs on that trump crypto coin !!!!!

 

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31 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Listen, man, if the entire country gets owned and destroyed, that includes a whole lot of libs. Points for Trump. I regret nothing!

Someone should make a gif from that Braveheart scene where Longshanks sends the archers during the melee. Put dotard's face on Longshanks. 

"Sir, won't we hit our own base?" 

"Yes.... but we'll hit the libs as well" 

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He’s a freelance salesperson for a Chinese shoe manufacturer, essentially.  That thinks he’s a business owner. 

36 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I guess then de minimis would have exempted small purchases.  Not quite sure how that would work.

Not an expert but it is basically the Temu model.

1. Pick a product made in China that you can list on Amazon.  Maybe you make a subtle design change to it, maybe it is a ripoff of something else that has brand recognition like these shoes I just got, similar to Sketchers.

2. Set up a digital storefront

3. Arrange for the in country exporter to label items for customer delivery in the US and ship them as if they were bought directly from the factory or exporter. (Ignore the US Middleman's storefront)

4. Items get around the bulk freight import tariffs based on the de minimis exemption

 

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Shoe jackass's response to everyone dunking on him:

 

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"Support the man. Oppose the policy."

Lol wait what? If you oppose his policies then what are you supporting? Felonies, rape, cruelty, hate, corruption, etc? 

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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Support the man. Oppose the policy."

Lol wait what? If you oppose his policies then what are you supporting? Felonies, rape, cruelty, hate, corruption, etc? 

Oh you know what he's supporting...

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firm spokesperson weighs in

 

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I watched Suits so as an expert I can say they are fucked, the sharks are circling. 

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firm spokesperson weighs in

 

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Worse still, that's one of the firms that capitulated without ever being targeted.  And, AFAIK no reason to be targeted.

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I watched Suits so as an expert I can say they are fucked, the sharks are circling. 

What is probably true is that non-capitulating firms are using this to harvest clients.  So, even if a GC or BoD isn't inclined to question it on their own, they're being seriously prodded by competing law firms to do so.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Do corporate firm lawyers take their book of business with them?

Yes.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do corporate firm lawyers take their book of business with them?


Well, yeah.


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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

What is probably true is that non-capitulating firms are using this to harvest clients.  So, even if a GC or BoD isn't inclined to question it on their own, they're being seriously prodded by competing law firms to do so.

Yep that seems like an easy sell for the competitor. 

"They bent over instantly to protect their own ass, you don't think they'll sell you out and turn over any dirt they have on you at the drop of a hat? As soon as Trump says he thinks it might be fraud or otherwise criminal they'll overnight every communication with you before he even has to ask for it."

33 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Shoe jackass's response to everyone dunking on him:

 

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I fucking love this: "Support the man. Oppose the policy."

You utter fucking dumbass....the man IS the policy.  Imagine saying "Support the rapist.  Oppose the rape."

No, dude.  If you want to stop the rape...you need to stop the rapist.

This guy can't help but enable his own buttfucking, because he's too much of a gutless pussy-ass coward to ever admit he was wrong.  There has never been a more spineless, cowardly movement in human history than MAGA.  This guy is just another pathetic brick in that dumbass wall of cowardice.

51 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Shoe jackass's response to everyone dunking on him:

 

would love to see the replies but ain't logging in to X

The cognitive dissonance has to be killing him or he's too stupid to realize his position is untenable

  1. I support a man who campaigned on tariffs as one of his main policies
  2. That policy has killed my business
  3. I support the man not the policy
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9 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

would love to see the replies but ain't logging in to X


It’s spectacular.


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I am inclined to believe a lot of this is trying to  be the next lady yelling the n word. Instead of advertising, you send out the moron bat signal and hope people flood you with orders.  He isn’t probably hurting yet but wants to show his loyalty to Trump beyond all else. If you look at his feed, he is trying to sell an ugly shoe to idiots and this is how he wants to go about doing it.

20 minutes ago, GenXer said:


It’s spectacular.


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I mean, just look at this fuckstick. this is who is helping install these absolute morons into government
 

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I mean, just look at this fuckstick. this is who is helping install these absolute morons into government
 
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That is 100% a person who has been accused of some sort of “inappropriate touching.”
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17 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I mean, just look at this fuckstick. this is who is helping install these absolute morons into government
 

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is that his dojo?

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I fucking love this: "Support the man. Oppose the policy."

You utter fucking dumbass....the man IS the policy.  Imagine saying "Support the rapist.  Oppose the rape."

No, dude.  If you want to stop the rape...you need to stop the rapist.

This guy can't help but enable his own buttfucking, because he's too much of a gutless pussy-ass coward to ever admit he was wrong.  There has never been a more spineless, cowardly movement in human history than MAGA.  This guy is just another pathetic brick in that dumbass wall of cowardice.

Word 

2 hours ago, Mittens said:

Shoe jackass's response to everyone dunking on him:

 

And this is why it’s a cult 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I fucking love this: "Support the man. Oppose the policy."

You utter fucking dumbass....the man IS the policy.  Imagine saying "Support the rapist.  Oppose the rape."

No, dude.  If you want to stop the rape...you need to stop the rapist.

This guy can't help but enable his own buttfucking, because he's too much of a gutless pussy-ass coward to ever admit he was wrong.  There has never been a more spineless, cowardly movement in human history than MAGA.  This guy is just another pathetic brick in that dumbass wall of cowardice.

that is a whole lot of words to say the guy is MAGA.

Just now, Gatorubet said:

that is a whole lot of words to say the guy is MAGA.

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2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

I watched Suits so as an expert I can say they are fucked, the sharks are circling. 

Matlock was on at the bar last night. It was muted, but I got the gist of it.

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1 hour ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I am inclined to believe a lot of this is trying to  be the next lady yelling the n word. Instead of advertising, you send out the moron bat signal and hope people flood you with orders.  He isn’t probably hurting yet but wants to show his loyalty to Trump beyond all else. If you look at his feed, he is trying to sell an ugly shoe to idiots and this is how he wants to go about doing it.

100%. I looked up his shitty e-site and it has both MAGA and Trump sections.

You can order a golden Trump Buda, Trump earrings, and Trump Lives! merch.

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6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Buddhist monks would spontaneously immolate themselves at the sight of that heresy.

I'm even considering it.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I mean, just look at this fuckstick. this is who is helping install these absolute morons into government
 

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Hey AI, generate me the most punchable face in the history of ever.

AI - i got you fam

15 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Hey AI, generate me the most punchable face in the history of ever.

AI - i got you fam

probably why he had to take up self defense. he seems the type to say karate with an annoying accent/inflection

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