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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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45 minutes ago, SKJ said:

To be honest,  I just did a quick Google of the quote before I posted the reply,  and the top page i got only had the "bad "guy" phrasing-- which is why I asked. 

It was merely an honest question

Enshittification of search engines in action. 

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The actual quote, which is found in Franklin’s notebook at the National Archives and Museum of American history, employs the phrase “… who the enemy is.”
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We can agree that a perceived enemy is also called the bad guy, que no?

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6 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


“Dont believe everything you read on the internet. I never said that” - Ben Franklin


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Tough luck for Texags and Facebook 
 
 

Just taking money from the states and pushing it at Musk while simultaneously owning the libs.
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The governor of South Dakota as of January 2025 was [checks notes] Kristi Noem.

 

https://www.keloland.com/news/local-news/noem-cuts-fema-grant-program-that-benefited-south-dakota/

 

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Nearly $10 million in FEMA grants will not be coming to South Dakota, because of a decision by Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem.

The grants were part of a program called Building Resilient Infrastructure and Communities, or BRIC. Noem ended the program last month, calling it “wasteful” and “ineffective.” However, the FEMA website says the grants are for updating infrastructure and reducing the risk of future disasters.

 

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The cuts hit Walworth County the hardest. It lost a nearly $4 million grant. Rapid City lost a $2.6 million grant, and the town of Chancellor lost nearly a $500,000.

FEMA’s website’s no longer has information on which South Dakota projects are being affected.

While Noem ended the grant program in April, the state didn’t reveal how the cut would impact South Dakota until this week. To see the full list of federal funding cuts in South Dakota, click here.

 

 

And how did the fine folks of Walworth County, South Dakota vote in the past 2 elections?

 

2024 Presidential:

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2022 Gubernatorial

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2 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Tough luck for Texags and Facebook 

 

 

“Accidentally screws maga voters.”

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27 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

The governor of South Dakota as of January 2025 was [checks notes] Kristi Noem.

 

https://www.keloland.com/news/local-news/noem-cuts-fema-grant-program-that-benefited-south-dakota/

 

 

 

 

And how did the fine folks of Walworth County, South Dakota vote in the past 2 elections?

 

2024 Presidential:

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2022 Gubernatorial

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Fewer then 3000 votes in the county and they were to get a 4 million dollar grant for something?

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Canadians not spending loonies in Michigan border town 

Non-partisan mayor takes no responsibility for what trump is doing.


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And how did the people of st. clair county, michigan vote?

 

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2/1 for trump.

Eat shit, motherfuckers

Grow a set of balls, mayor. Calling out “washington” and the “federal government” is chickenshit.

 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Fewer then 3000 votes in the county and they were to get a 4 million dollar grant for something?

As far as I can tell, the grants were for “infrastructure”.    That could mean any number of things, including something like an old bridge that was located in that county that needed to be elevated or strengthened in case of flooding.   or maybe it was simply point B between point a and point C that was necessary for South Dakota’s emergency preparedness teams to traverse the state. The fact that the bridge was located in that county could be serendipitous.  

Still, one assumes that a project in that small county would result in at least some local hires and a boon to the town small businesses.  I’m sure that workers need coffee shops and diners and motels.  So even if the benefit was not going to directly go to the 3000 local residents, there would’ve been some kind of economic ripple affect to the positive.

Too bad, so sad.  Eat crap magats. 

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Fewer then 3000 votes in the county and they were to get a 4 million dollar grant for something?

Rural Rednecks.... The TRUE Welfare Queens. 

On 5/10/2025 at 10:38 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

Pretty simple actually…

Republicans are Nazis and Democrats are pussies.

So what does that make Quinn Ewers? He's both

18 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

So we are shaming cum guzzlers now?

My question is who is "Pearl"? And why is she being clutched while guzzling the cum?

Republicans have successfully turned new immigrants Republican while having them distrust black Americans, including African immigrants. They’re being absolutely dog walked because they couldn’t say a man with a penis is not a woman.

22 hours ago, NAVY said:

Fine. What time do you suggest drinking at? 

Julian or Gregorian time?

4 hours ago, GenXer said:

Canadians not spending loonies in Michigan border town 

Non-partisan mayor takes no responsibility for what trump is doing.


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And how did the people of st. clair county, michigan vote?

 

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2/1 for trump.

Eat shit, motherfuckers

Grow a set of balls, mayor. Calling out “washington” and the “federal government” is chickenshit.

 

 

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23 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Julian or Gregorian time?

Hammer mother fucker 

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9 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Tough luck for Texags and Facebook 

 

 

Add my mom and brother; get fucked. They would have attributed any benefit to lord Trump. So fuck em. Happy Mothers day;:enjoy losing all your benefits! This is great 

11 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Tough luck for Texags and Facebook 

 

 


It’s not a mistake if he does it knowing that they’ll still vote for him and he gets to punish them anyway

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Add my mom and brother; get fucked. They would have attributed any benefit to lord Trump. So fuck em. Happy Mothers day;:enjoy losing all your benefits! This is great 

if he was to reinstate any portion of it they’ll thank him profusely and say Biden never helped them like that. 

“ I just thought when he hurt all those other people that things would get better for ME quicker…..”

On 5/11/2025 at 12:45 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

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On 5/10/2025 at 9:15 AM, immamac said:

Be careful you are gonna piss off all the Pearl clutching dem cum guzzlers who think big bad Republicans are the entire problem with the country. 

I haven't the previous few pages. Is this serious?

Nevermind.

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On 5/10/2025 at 6:53 PM, NAVY said:

Fine. What time do you suggest drinking at? 

You can't drink all day if you don't start early.

-Locodos

6 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Are some of you still giving over your money to minorities?

Just your mom. In exchange for some "jobs."

8 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Are some of you still giving over your money to minorities?

Nope. Just to the billionaires per usual.

40 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Nope. Just to the billionaires per usual.

But, think about what we are getting for it.  We are getting a certificate for a "Platinum Preferred" place in line to lick the boots of our oligarchs!  Where is YOUR spot in line, libtard?  Yeah, that's what I thought.  You losers aren't even going to GET to taste their delicious boots!

On 5/9/2025 at 6:32 AM, Bookman said:

His bio makes it sound like he used to identify as a libertarian. And then he voted for Trump, huh? 

nothing surprising about that...MAGA is nothing more than a coalition of techbros, nationalistic evangelicals and libertarians.  

12 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

nothing surprising about that...MAGA is nothing more than a coalition of techbros, nationalistic evangelicals and libertarians.  

Followed by an army of uneducated, gullible rubes.

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Bitch fucked around and I'll enjoy the fuck out of her finding out.  Sucks for her son, but you reap what you sow. 

15 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

She feels betrayed for supporting the guy who promised to do mass deportations, for doing mass deportations? 

That makes no sense. The only person who did any betraying was herself. She betrayed her husband.

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We are, literally, too stupid of a society to continue as a democracy.  I mean we are absolutely eaten up w/ the dumbass. 

On 5/10/2025 at 9:15 AM, immamac said:

Be careful you are gonna piss off all the Pearl clutching dem cum guzzlers who think big bad Republicans are the entire problem with the country. 

Imma, if there is one thing you know about me is that. I don't give a shit.

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11 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

This is glorious.

Is he grabbing her ass in that video?

11 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Is he grabbing her ass in that video?

Usually he grabs them by the pussy.

Seriously, after a previous term as president and all this time to get to know this guy. They don't understand that to him, if you are brown and came here from another country, then you are an illegal. That makes you a criminal. You have to go. He has been pretty open about that. I know he talks like a two year old, but damn, that's on you if you don't understand that.

Whelp.  GOP’s Big Beautiful Bill wants to reduce the funding of Medicaid - and to gut Medicaid expansions.   

The party of states’ rights and small federal government has a provision in the proposed bill that prohibits local governments from taxing hospitals and healthcare entities to raise taxes to support Medicaid.   It’s not enough that the federal government will cut Medicaid money - they have to make sure that local governments can’t tax anyone (so that their white boot strap money does not go to those dirty,  criminal, brown immigrants stealing all the healthcare, don’t you know?)

Stupid liberals are gonna make some noise about this, because they fail to see that all those Medicaid moochers will be working long shifts in the new factories.  Those new jobs will include healthcare.  Which means the people on Medicaid can just wait until they get those new jobs and have big beautiful private healthcare.  Like God intends. 

 

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MEDICAID CUTS TAKE SHAPE — Energy and Commerce Chair Brett Guthrie late Sunday unveiled the slice of the budget reconciliation bill that his committee is set to take up Tuesday. It appears to be an attempt at striking a compromise between GOP moderates and conservative hardliners who have been at odds over how much to cut Medicaid to help pay for the bill’s latest round of Trump tax cuts.

But it could still lead to millions losing Medicaid coverage and force states to make difficult decisions. Guthrie is declining to cap federal funding to states that have expanded Medicaid, a proposal that moderates were wary of. But the plan would limit taxes that states levy on hospitals and providers to help finance their Medicaid programs, which could lead states to cut benefits. State officials are poised to fight back.

TAX CUT QUESTIONS — Later Monday, Ways and Means Chair Jason Smith is expected to release the full details of his plan to extend Trump’s 2017 tax cuts and enact a further tax overhaul, after circulating an incomplete version Friday night. Ahead of a markup that begins Tuesday at 2 p.m., Smith is expected to brief Republican lawmakers on the details Monday at 1 p.m.

Right now, the bill appears to have a math problem. The draft that Ways and Means released Friday has an estimated $5 trillion cost, above the $4.5 trillion that Republicans permitted in their underlying budget framework. 

 

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

(in an Inter MIami CF jersey)

Well now it’s an exit Miami jersey 

55 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The party of states’ rights and small federal government has a provision in the proposed bill that prohibits local governments from taxing hospitals and healthcare entities to raise taxes to support Medicaid.   It’s not enough that the federal government will cut Medicaid money - they have to make sure that local governments can’t tax anyone (so that their white boot strap money does not go to those dirty,  criminal, brown immigrants stealing all the healthcare, don’t you know?)

I am no scholar on these kinds of things but I was not aware the Feds had the Constitutional power to regulate local taxes.

10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I am no scholar on these kinds of things but I was not aware the Feds had the Constitutional power to regulate local taxes.

The Constitution left the building a while back.

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