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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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58 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Fuck them.

Hope they lose everything.

This is the way.

There is only one thing to wish on Trump supporters.  Complete, total, and unimaginable suffering.  They voted to light the world on fire, because they actually WANTED to see other people burn.  And now they are caught up in the flames they lit.  So.....

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On 5/21/2025 at 2:04 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

You really need to click through all the screenshots.

 

 

 


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11 minutes ago, GenXer said:

 


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Love this.  I hope he suffers.  I hope his family suffers.  And collapses.

Nothing but their own pain has even a CHANCE of getting through to these fucking assholes.  So....let's boost the signal, shall we?

5 hours ago, GenXer said:

 


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Now imagine he was white

On 5/24/2025 at 4:20 PM, Dutchrudder said:

Kind of an old one, but still funny. Would anyone like to boycott Delta with him?

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On 5/25/2025 at 9:07 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:

A whole $10000? Whoa 

High roller

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9 hours ago, GenXer said:

 


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Damn, this may be the best FAFO to date...he earned that one!

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On 5/25/2025 at 11:42 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

I notice he never claims to be at a Boring dig site with a shovel, digging 20 hrs a day. Does anyone believe him when he claims to be hands on helping with Tesla, AI, or rocketeering?

I subscribed to a subreddit long ago that tracks his plane.  All that motherfucker does is fly around the world.  He is on his plane almost every single day.  He doesn't do shit.

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so much for the tolerant left!

On 5/21/2025 at 2:04 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

You really need to click through all the screenshots.

 

19 hours ago, GenXer said:


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He is an adult man named Kasper…. with a ‘K’.

Why is he not in Sudan or El Salvador already?!

Kasper.

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20 hours ago, GenXer said:

 


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So he got Ghosted.

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This is the way.
There is only one thing to wish on Trump supporters.  Complete, total, and unimaginable suffering.  They voted to light the world on fire, because they actually WANTED to see other people burn.  And now they are caught up in the flames they lit.  So.....
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Its like chemo. Hopefully it kills the cancer cells before it kills the host.
On 5/27/2025 at 1:44 AM, Brisketexan said:

Love this.  I hope he suffers.  I hope his family suffers.  And collapses.

Nothing but their own pain has even a CHANCE of getting through to these fucking assholes.  So....let's boost the signal, shall we?

During my annual Memorial Day weekend rewatch of Band of Brothers, I was reminded of a good phrase to use when addressing fascists.

”You ignorant, servile scum!”

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Alaska being left out in the cold

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And how did the people of cordova alaska vote?

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You wanted trump. You got him.

24% turnout? Nice work, cordovians

Those $9.20 eggs are gonna be viewed as a bargain once those socialist subsidies from the lower 48 dry up.

 

 

On 5/26/2025 at 10:22 PM, Steamboat1874 said:

Fuck them.

Hope they lose everything.

Zillow. Property. Hamilton, Montana. Lots/Land. Profit.

26 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Alaska being left out in the cold

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And how did the people of cordova alaska vote?

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You wanted trump. You got him.

24% turnout? Nice work, cordovians

Those $9.20 eggs are gonna be viewed as a bargain once those socialist subsidies from the lower 48 dry up.

 

 

 

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43 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

During my annual Memorial Day weekend rewatch of Band of Brothers, I was reminded of a good phrase to use when addressing fascists.

”You ignorant, servile scum!”

Doing the same rewatch, and that realy stood out to me as well.

Into my lexicon it goes.

Yellowstone regional airport in Cody utilizes the essential air thing to have a carrier operate during the winter.  I’d wager there’s quite a few small regional airports that can handle a bonbardier or embraer that only have service at least part of the year because of the federal stipend. 
 

iirc, United and delta bid on the route to Cody, so they probably like the guaranteed money. I was upset when it changed to delta because the flight changed from Denver to slc and most of my flights were to and from Texas. 

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18 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

more of this, please

 

 

Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Fist…

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58 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yellowstone regional airport in Cody utilizes the essential air thing to have a carrier operate during the winter.  I’d wager there’s quite a few small regional airports that can handle a bonbardier or embraer that only have service at least part of the year because of the federal stipend. 
 

iirc, United and delta bid on the route to Cody, so they probably like the guaranteed money. I was upset when it changed to delta because the flight changed from Denver to slc and most of my flights were to and from Texas. 

Meanwhile, the G5s will be parked wingtip to wingtip at Jackson Hole.

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I haven't set foot in a Target, Walmart, Whole Foods, Home Depot or ordered anything from Amazon since last summer.  

4 minutes ago, Podrick's Magic Cock said:

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I haven't set foot in a Target, Walmart, Whole Foods, Home Depot or ordered anything from Amazon since last summer.  


I wouldn’t need anything from any of those stores either if I had a magic cock.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yellowstone regional airport in Cody utilizes the essential air thing to have a carrier operate during the winter.  I’d wager there’s quite a few small regional airports that can handle a bonbardier or embraer that only have service at least part of the year because of the federal stipend. 
 

iirc, United and delta bid on the route to Cody, so they probably like the guaranteed money. I was upset when it changed to delta because the flight changed from Denver to slc and most of my flights were to and from Texas. 

You're lucky you didn't have to fly to Atlanta first.

Lots of wealthy, white families with small kids about to feel the pain of the administration trying to resolve the Great Au Pair Crime Spree.

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17 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Lots of wealthy, white families with small kids about to feel the pain of the administration trying to resolve the Great Au Pair Crime Spree.

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Seems they've really taken the isolate part of isolationism to heart.

On 5/26/2025 at 11:47 AM, Goofyboy said:

Trinity Texas loses their ER again. I used to wakeboard the Trinity. Heavy MAGA country. Oh well.

https://abc13.com/amp/post/midcoast-medical-center-trinity-close-due-financial-struggles-leaving-town-hospital/16233487/

I’ve had a medical emergency in Trinity. I yearly lost an eye playing basketball at Camp Olympia in 1987. I kept the eye, but had to wear a patch for a few weeks and the eyeball was badly bruised and was purple, green and yellow before fading to a normal white.  That shit was a sensation at Town East Mall. 
The next summer I hit a stump on an inner tube behind a boat- probably was going 25-35mph sideways when the tube caught and was ripped through while I flew off. Somehow I wasn’t injured or impaled but I made sure I never let that guy (another CIT) tow me again. 
 

/csb

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2 hours ago, Podrick's Magic Cock said:

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I haven't set foot in a Target, Walmart, Whole Foods, Home Depot or ordered anything from Amazon since last summer.  

Hmm.  I just went out of my way to go into a target and get a phone protector and screen protector instead of getting it from Amazon.

Did I do the right thing?

Men will work in factories. Women will work at home.

Men and Women will be unemployed.
50 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Lots of wealthy, white families with small kids about to feel the pain of the administration trying to resolve the Great Au Pair Crime Spree.

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“….too late…..too late….”

52 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Hmm.  I just went out of my way to go into a target and get a phone protector and screen protector instead of getting it from Amazon.

Did I do the right thing?

It's a free country.  You can choose to spend your money anywhere you wish.  I choose to vote with my wallet.  That's what makes our country so great.  The freedom to choose as long as it doesn't infringe on anyone's right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.

59 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Hmm.  I just went out of my way to go into a target and get a phone protector and screen protector instead of getting it from Amazon.

Did I do the right thing?

Target is being boycotted because they immediately announced a rollback of their DEI program. Which was amazingly tone deaf because they had greatly benefited from customer behavior after being a leader on social causes before.

But I think net-net shopping at Target instead of Amazon for an item isn't something you should feel bad about. 

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Well, congratulations on fucking Carol up, you moronic pieces of shit. 

Liridona Ramadani?

Sounds suspicious. Might need a little detaining to clear that up.

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53 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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Jesus Christ these fucking people make me sick.

22 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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My god. The hand on that thing.

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

If anyone wants to read the full article here's a no pw link https://archive.is/wegTc

It's pretty much the epitome of NYT's he said/she said reporting but still interesting. 

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13 minutes ago, GenXer said:


My god. The hand on that thing.

Um, they're all tiny penises.

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1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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umm, the signs were as plain as day..

re: signs at Republican National Convention

WATCH: Where RNC delegates stand on immigration

. . . so you see, by taking money away from the useless hippies studying transgender basket making and instead investing in trade schools, the federal government will in fact be increasing the overall pool of trades workers competing against you in the market place which will drive your wages . . .

You know what, never mind.  Trump is gonna own the college libs.

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3 hours ago, Podrick's Magic Cock said:

That's what makes our country so great.  The freedom to choose as long as it doesn't infringe on anyone's right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.

Unless you want to smoke a joint, sleep with a prostitute, have a same-sex spouse, opt out of a dangerous pregnancy, play online poker, read an accurate history book, not get shot by an assault rifle, etc...

Good Christian (I bet) that owns his vote. From the article:

“Adam Squires, a onetime candidate for mayor of Kennett, saw it differently. He did not bear any ill will for Ms. Hui, he said, but he voted for Mr. Trump, as did 80 percent of voters in Dunklin County, and he was glad to see the deportation campaign reach home.
“They vote for Trump, and then they get mad because the stuff starts happening,” he said of his neighbors. “We’ve got to get rid of all the illegals. This is just a start.”

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