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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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15 hours ago, GenXer said:


Getting this motherfucker back on track


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Right wing:

Racism and cruelty and jack booted thugs and banning books….. 

or
Individual rights…..

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13 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:


Right wing:

Racism and cruelty and jack booted thugs and banning books….. 

or
Individual rights…..

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Fascism comes for everyone eventually. Everyone. 

9 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I guess it is probably better than an exit social media post. 

 

There is only one way to exit in style.


Law firm spokesperson finally located for comment.

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8 hours ago, capnamerca said:

I'm legitimately curious as to what you get out of all of this? Not in terms of social structure or global gains ... you, specifically. How are you better after all of this? Do you think you're making valid points? You don't seem to want to debate policy. You aren't raising counterpoints to the dominant narrative in these parts. You don't seem to have an opinion of your own or even a voice, really. You just seem to live on the margins, throwing barbs when it suits you and disappearing as soon as the conversation goes one click below surface level. 

Sir, this is the Unlubed Dildo of Consequences thread. If you are coming to this thread looking for a serious policy debate, I would proffer that you have come to the wrong place. I am laughing at the notion of some baby lawyer at a white shoe firm writing a performative exit email and then sending it to a reporter. That is what I am getting out of this. If you don't find that humorous, sorry I guess.   

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Sir, this is the Unlubed Dildo of Consequences thread. If you are coming to this thread looking for a serious policy debate, I would proffer that you have come to the wrong place. I am laughing at the notion of some baby lawyer at a white shoe firm writing a performative exit email and then sending it to a reporter. That is what I am getting out of this. If you don't find that humorous, sorry I guess.   

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12 hours ago, capnamerca said:

Possibly because the exit emails weren't actually the point, but rather the EXITS THEMSELVES are the point. I'm damn proud of the lawyers that left the firms who bent the knee to Trump, because they're standing on the principle of law and of the separation of powers. 

Yeah, although I'm sure the existing associate had something lined up somewhere else, that's walking away from a mid-six-figures job.

And, saying something salty like that on the way out is not free of risk, even at another firm.  

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10 hours ago, capnamerca said:

I'm legitimately curious as to what you get out of all of this? Not in terms of social structure or global gains ... you, specifically. How are you better after all of this? Do you think you're making valid points? You don't seem to want to debate policy. You aren't raising counterpoints to the dominant narrative in these parts. You don't seem to have an opinion of your own or even a voice, really. You just seem to live on the margins, throwing barbs when it suits you and disappearing as soon as the conversation goes one click below surface level. 

besides the fact that half the people here have him on ignore, so he's basically talking to himself. please stop engaging him. he'll eventually go away, hopefully

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He's a fucking Russian troll.  Quit quoting the cunt.

Russian trolls are at least presumably compensated. This act is just a sad cry for attention.

Y'all are too kind. When someone tells you they're an idiot, believe them.

10 hours ago, capnamerca said:

I'm legitimately curious as to what you get out of all of this? Not in terms of social structure or global gains ... you, specifically. How are you better after all of this? Do you think you're making valid points? You don't seem to want to debate policy. You aren't raising counterpoints to the dominant narrative in these parts. You don't seem to have an opinion of your own or even a voice, really. You just seem to live on the margins, throwing barbs when it suits you and disappearing as soon as the conversation goes one click below surface level. 

He sniffs his own farts 24/7.

2 hours ago, GenXer said:

 

There is only one way to exit in style.


Law firm spokesperson finally located for comment.

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That how to quit video was outstanding, real or not.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He sniffs his own farts 24/7.

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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He sniffs his own farts 24/7.

So he is not a smart fella?

When did it become wrong to sniff our own farts, because I didn’t get that memo. 

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He's a fucking Russian troll.  Quit quoting the cunt.

This. I have the cunt on ignore, but it doesnt help when you fuckers feed the troll.

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Trickle down economics in play.

And how did the people of huntingdon county pennsylvania vote?

 

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eat shit, motherfuckers

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42 minutes ago, GenXer said:

.And how did the people of huntingdon county pennsylvania vote?

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eat shit, motherfuckers

yes, all of you summer-seasonal park related are screwed for the year.  But while you may go out of business or lose your home - you can rest easy assured that a transgender person is not winning a youth canoe race anywhere on the lake - or using the wrong bathroom.

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17 minutes ago, GenXer said:


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Trickle down economics in play.

And how did the people of huntingdon county pennsylvania vote?

 

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eat shit, motherfuckers

I think they’d understand better phrased either: 

Ahtta here n’ eat shit, yinz jagoffs!

or 

Yo, eat shit, yous fuckin’ dickheads!

 

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11 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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How fucking dumb do you have to be to hear Trump speak and think "Oh, OK, he's intelligent"????

3 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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This might be the most succinct way I've seen ... "they don't believe in government, they just believe in power."

8 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

How fucking dumb do you have to be to hear Trump speak and think "Oh, OK, he's intelligent"????

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4 hours ago, GenXer said:

 

There is only one way to exit in style.

Willie Turner says otherwise.

 

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1 hour ago, GenXer said:


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Trickle down economics in play.

And how did the people of huntingdon county pennsylvania vote?

 

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eat shit, motherfuckers

I always love it that the voting numbers are posted after the articles.

48 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

How fucking dumb do you have to be to hear Trump speak and think "Oh, OK, he's intelligent"????


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21 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

I always love it that the voting numbers are posted after the articles.

This….

Please continue to post and maybe send a link to the local paper in these areas.

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

How fucking dumb do you have to be to hear Trump speak and think "Oh, OK, he's intelligent"????

Stupider than him.

So, like, pretty fucking stupid.

4 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Stupider than him.

So, like, pretty fucking stupid.

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7 hours ago, capnamerca said:

This might be the most succinct way I've seen ... "they don't believe in government, they just believe in power."

Remember when they were assholes in NC(?) to the government officials who showed up to help with disaster relief?  This is what they want.  

7 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

I always love it that the voting numbers are posted after the articles.

I feel bad for all the people who had the good sense to vote for Kamala but have to suffer through another Trump term. I feel their pain. 

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South Florida meteorologist telling his watchers they fucked around and find out season is just around the corner

 

 

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

South Florida meteorologist telling his watchers they fucked around and find out season is just around the corner

 

 

Unpossible. The DT brain trust has assured me we will not be affected by federal cuts to the NWS.

Surprised station mgr didn’t order this… 

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4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Surprised station mgr didn’t order this… 

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Spottier forecasts drive engagement as uncertainty leads to fear which leads to folks turning to an authority figures who can’t assuage their fears so they become more afraid and keep tuning in.

His certainty was a rating killer.

Now we’re really going to drive engagement when hurricanes are twice the strength and make turns we don’t know about! Plot twists y’all!

Also, are we not all completely convinced the weather service was gutted bc Trump is still mad over this:

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Fun fact. That’s actually the same Hurricane the meteorologist was telling us would turn with certainty…. This simulation is dumb.

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3 minutes ago, HalfSack Horn said:

Would really be a shame if some Surly’s called these guys…..if you do, report back

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Welp. I know what I’m doing today. 

Be sure to start by ordering legit stuff on their menu for a to go order,  then ask f9r the chicken taco last.  Waste their time first. 

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56 minutes ago, HalfSack Horn said:

Would really be a shame if some Surly’s called these guys…..if you do, report back

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The bigger question is does Trump know someone is marketing his name and likeness?   Seems like the Trump Org needs to get on that.  

Imagine there being an Obama burger with multiple locations

 

imagine that being your whole identity. Loving a president so much you would drive to a burger joint to have a burger with his named stamped on it

17 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Imagine there being an Obama burger with multiple locations

I imagine it would be a tasty burger 

 

And halal of course 

2 hours ago, HalfSack Horn said:

Would really be a shame if some Surly’s called these guys…..if you do, report back

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Visited Yelp for the Bellville site and saw this… 

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5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Also, are we not all completely convinced the weather service was gutted bc Trump is still mad over this:

 

I'm almost certain that small, self-inflicted embarrassment is now the reason he has a personal hatred with everything and anyone involved with atmospheric science. 

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

The bigger question is does Trump know someone is marketing his name and likeness?   Seems like the Trump Org needs to get on that.  

I'm willing to bet the owners were at his inauguration and his crypto scam conference.

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