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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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12 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

@GenXer time to post the gif

 

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not enough cunt punches in the world for this piece of shit 

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This is not what we voted for.  You're supposed to do the bad stuff to those other people.

On 6/8/2025 at 12:04 AM, Ted Lange said:

“As the state senator who represents her district and the daughter of Cuban refugees, who are now just as American, if not more so, than Stephen Miller, I am deeply disappointed by these actions…This is not what we voted for. I have always supported Trump through thick and thin. However, this is unacceptable and inhumane.”

 

Just a reminder, straight from the horse's mouth

 

(yeah, I know trade vs deportation, but he was campaigning on that too) 

2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

Just a reminder, straight from the horse's mouth

 

(yeah, I know trade vs deportation, but he was campaigning on that too) 

Starting that post with Moran cracks me up.

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Starting that post with Moran cracks me up.

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Scam Bondi's brother made an expensive and high-profile run for President of the DC Bar Association. It didn't go as planned. {Had Bondi won he would have been able to deter punishment for ethical violations involving certain unethical, law-breaching attorneys.}

 

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11 hours ago, Chopper said:

Scam Bondi's brother made an expensive and high-profile run for President of the DC Bar Association. It didn't go as planned. {Had Bondi won he would have been able to deter punishment for ethical violations involving certain unethical, law-breaching attorneys.}

 

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Damn, she destroyed that fascist as badly as trump destroys casino profitability 

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In these troubled times, sometimes the balm for tortured souls is some good old fashioned Bavarian strength SCHADENFRUEDE:

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Trump supporter who had 6 roofers detained by ICE is asked if he has any buyer's remorse, and answers "I don't know, a little bit" but then is almost reduced to tears at the end. 

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The most sacred and sensitive issue for all of these dumbfucks is their Trump vote. The only thing they can't admit was wrong. What a world. 

 

 

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27 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Trump supporter who had 6 roofers detained by ICE is asked if he has any buyer's remorse, and answers "I don't know, a little bit" but then is almost reduced to tears at the end. 

 

“You get to know these guys, you become their friends, you get to know their families….and that’s why you vote for the guy who wants to deport them to a far off prison to be tortured and killed!”.  

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

In these troubled times, sometimes the balm for tortured souls is some good old fashioned Bavarian strength SCHADENFRUEDE:

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The most sacred and sensitive issue for all of these dumbfucks is their Trump vote. The only thing they can't admit was wrong. What a world. 
 
 

My aunt was in hospice and was distraught over not getting to vote for Trump in 2020. It is a weird cult.

Somehow I missed reports of obituaries which include a political plea from the departed this past election. I’ve seen such in past elections, and they undoubtedly exist, I just missed them.

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The most sacred and sensitive issue for all of these dumbfucks is their Trump vote. The only thing they can't admit was wrong. What a world. 

So this guy I know, we’ll call him Steve, that used to work for the military and traveled around the world quite frequently told me of an interaction he had with some older Germans on train in the 1960s… These Germans tried to claim that they had no idea Hitler would be such a monster when they voted for him, and they pleaded ignorance.  

Steve claims he immediately dressed them down telling them that was complete and utter horseshit.  They knew exactly what they were voting for and got exactly what they deserved in the end. 

I think about this story a lot with the Trump people that have been given every opportunity imaginable to come to their senses and not support Trump.  I guarantee almost every one of them will go to their graves thinking president Kamala Harris would have been worse and proud of their Trump vote.

“The Democrats made me vote for fascists” isn’t going to hold up like they think it will when they encounter a Steve on the train one day.

16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So this guy I know, we’ll call him Steve, that used to work for the military and traveled around the world quite frequently told me of an interaction he had with some older Germans on train in the 1960s… These Germans tried to claim that they had no idea Hitler would be such a monster when they voted for him, and they pleaded ignorance.  

Steve claims he immediately dressed them down telling them that was complete and utter horseshit.  They knew exactly what they were voting for and got exactly what they deserved in the end. 

I think about this story a lot with the Trump people that have been given every opportunity imaginable to come to their senses and not support Trump.  I guarantee almost every one of them will go to their graves thinking president Kamala Harris would have been worse and proud of their Trump vote.

“The Democrats made me vote for fascists” isn’t going to hold up like they think it will when they encounter a Steve on the train one day.

Interesting, thanks for sharing. 

In the ability for many to self-reflect is a huge problem. And this supports my completely unresearched cuckoo theory that having/not having an inner monologue might be the simplest answer for why people feel so disconnected from each other. 

 

 

When you print up I'm Voting For The Felon t-shirts, you don't get to claim "I didn't know the convicted fraudster was going to say one thing and do another!" even if it was true. That's what habitual fraudsters do. You couldn't wait to tell strangers via your wardrobe that you knew he was a scam artist, that he was a pathological liar, that it was standard operational procedure for him to be deceitful in situations that put him in legal jeopardy, but you didn't care.

Not that it matters because he DID tell you what he was going to do, just like he told you he doesn't care about you and just wanted your vote. 

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

In these troubled times, sometimes the balm for tortured souls is some good old fashioned Bavarian strength SCHADENFRUEDE:

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On 5/28/2025 at 10:41 AM, GenXer said:

Alaska being left out in the cold

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And how did the people of cordova alaska vote?

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You wanted trump. You got him.

24% turnout? Nice work, cordovians

Those $9.20 eggs are gonna be viewed as a bargain once those socialist subsidies from the lower 48 dry up.

 

 

The EAS program is one of those DEI programs that rural Republicans don't realize is a DEI program.  It's a Democratic program.  It's always been supported by Democrats.  The only people who oppose the EAS program are Republicans.  

The EAS program comes from the Airline Deregulation Act of 1978.  Rural Democrats objected to airline deregulation on the basis that it was inequitable to their constituents.  While people in Dallas and Houston might get the benefit of lower fares resulting from airline competition, their constituents in Beaumont and Tyler would be left without air service altogether.  To assuage that concern, Congress created the EAS program.

The Biden Administration increased funding to the EAS program by $1.7B.  The argument was the same: we want to be fair and equitable to rural communities and include them in American prosperity.  It's a complete DEI program.

But equity and inclusion are now passe.  Fuck-youism is now the order of the day.  So sorry, Cordova and Beaumont and Tyler and Enid--you're going to lose your air service.  And if that is inequitable and excludes you from being able to participate as effectively in the American economy . . . well, that's exactly what you voted for.

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‘No food, job or phones’: Afrikaner ‘refugee’ family ‘stranded’ in US

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The family of four was reportedly stranded at a hotel in Montana without food, money, or a cellphone. Instead, they had reached out to a Facebook group for help.

The woman said of the “refugees”: “They were understanding that they would be arriving here for complete assistance. People thought they would be arriving at a house, a job, medical insurance, and other things. It isn’t that way at all.

She added: “Because of the political situation, they are really struggling to get jobs”.

I don't understand these fucking morons saying "I didn't vote for that" when they so clearly did. 

But then again, look at all the Texas hispanics who voted for Trump, as if he's not talking about them when he says "they're poisoning the blood of this country." 

The EAS program is one of those DEI programs that rural Republicans don't realize is a DEI program.  It's a Democratic program.  It's always been supported by Democrats.  The only people who oppose the EAS program are Republicans.  
The EAS program comes from the Airline Deregulation Act of 1978.  Rural Democrats objected to airline deregulation on the basis that it was inequitable to their constituents.  While people in Dallas and Houston might get the benefit of lower fares resulting from airline competition, their constituents in Beaumont and Tyler would be left without air service altogether.  To assuage that concern, Congress created the EAS program.
The Biden Administration increased funding to the EAS program by $1.7B.  The argument was the same: we want to be fair and equitable to rural communities and include them in American prosperity.  It's a complete DEI program.
But equity and inclusion are now passe.  Fuck-youism is now the order of the day.  So sorry, Cordova and Beaumont and Tyler and Enid--you're going to lose your air service.  And if that is inequitable and excludes you from being able to participate as effectively in the American economy . . . well, that's exactly what you voted for.

Beaumont can probably stand on it’s own as all the AA flights are codeshares with Quatar Airways. The locals don't acknowledge it, but we are, for all practical purposes, subsidized by Sovereign Wealth Fund investments in NG Liquifaction plants. Still, Jefferson County does have to pay AA a sweetener if this fails.
3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Trump supporter who had 6 roofers detained by ICE is asked if he has any buyer's remorse, and answers "I don't know, a little bit" but then is almost reduced to tears at the end. 

I hope a lot of bit he loses his home and business but I can understand why he didn’t believe Trump since this is the only promise he has come close on. 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So this guy I know, we’ll call him Steve, that used to work for the military and traveled around the world quite frequently told me of an interaction he had with some older Germans on train in the 1960s… These Germans tried to claim that they had no idea Hitler would be such a monster when they voted for him, and they pleaded ignorance.  

Steve claims he immediately dressed them down telling them that was complete and utter horseshit.  They knew exactly what they were voting for and got exactly what they deserved in the end. 

I think about this story a lot with the Trump people that have been given every opportunity imaginable to come to their senses and not support Trump.  I guarantee almost every one of them will go to their graves thinking president Kamala Harris would have been worse and proud of their Trump vote.

“The Democrats made me vote for fascists” isn’t going to hold up like they think it will when they encounter a Steve on the train one day.

It won't matter.  Watch this movie.   Sure some gained some real insight and realized they had fucked up in the worst way possible.  But you will also see that a not insignificant number of Nazis - after their women were raped and their homes burned to the ground - after decades to look back upon their misdeeds, simply shrugged and said, "Hitler had it right.  We just lost."  I can only hope that our homemade Nazis get to say that last part. 

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1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

I can only hope that our homemade Nazis get to say that last part. 

I don't.  I hope that they pull a Hitler in his bunker so they never get the chance to say the last part.

People who purposefully advance the cause of harming other human beings for personal gain deserve no fate better than that.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I don't.  I hope that they pull a Hitler in his bunker so they never get the chance to say the last part.

People who purposefully advance the cause of harming other human beings for personal gain deserve no fate better than that.

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Damn those politicians that know they’re supposed to uphold the Constitution

36 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’m not sure where else to put this, so, enjoy

 

heh heh I jizzed all over myself.  

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2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

It won't matter.  Watch this movie.   Sure some gained some real insight and realized they had fucked up in the worst way possible.  But you will also see that a not insignificant number of Nazis - after their women were raped and their homes burned to the ground - after decades to look back upon their misdeeds, simply shrugged and said, "Hitler had it right.  We just lost."  I can only hope that our homemade Nazis get to say that last part. 

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I "watched" two of my former high school classmates discussing the LA riots on FB yesterday. They went down some weirdo loser holocaust denier/blood and soil rabbit hole and one of them said "We were on the wrong side in WWII", and the other guy agreed with him. Both of these guys were in my advanced US history class, so they aren't morons. I told them both that was big talk coming from two fucking losers that still lived in their parent's house (one does) and had 5 DWIs between them. Then I blocked and unfollowed them on all platforms. Fucking insanity. The Lamar University library had (probably still has) the entirety of the Nuremburg Trials on film reels. One of these guys and I spent probably 8 hours across multiple days watching all the reels , and then did a group project on it. Now he's a holocaust denier and a part time "pastor" at some strip mall fringe Christian church.  

They did vote for that. They knew they were voting for that. They're just too chickenshit to withstand the opprobrium they deserve for their decisions, so they're trying to claim ignorance of the foreseeable consequences of their vote.

You bought the ticket, so take the ride you fucking ghouls.

https://www.npr.org/2025/06/11/nx-s1-5420810/she-served-the-american-people-for-35-years-now-her-retirement-income-is-on-the-line

Heard this story today. She voted for dotard because she wanted doge because they were going to save money so they could upgrade their computer system. It totally amazes me that people really thought this was about anything other than dotard himself. I relish in the feasting of the leopards, but it just reminds how so much of the American electorate are just fucking idiots. 

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’m not sure where else to put this, so, enjoy

 

And he will go out of his way to support 95% of trumps policies and demands.

5 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

The EAS program is one of those DEI programs that rural Republicans don't realize is a DEI program.  It's a Democratic program.  It's always been supported by Democrats.  The only people who oppose the EAS program are Republicans.  

The EAS program comes from the Airline Deregulation Act of 1978.  Rural Democrats objected to airline deregulation on the basis that it was inequitable to their constituents.  While people in Dallas and Houston might get the benefit of lower fares resulting from airline competition, their constituents in Beaumont and Tyler would be left without air service altogether.  To assuage that concern, Congress created the EAS program.

The Biden Administration increased funding to the EAS program by $1.7B.  The argument was the same: we want to be fair and equitable to rural communities and include them in American prosperity.  It's a complete DEI program.

But equity and inclusion are now passe.  Fuck-youism is now the order of the day.  So sorry, Cordova and Beaumont and Tyler and Enid--you're going to lose your air service.  And if that is inequitable and excludes you from being able to participate as effectively in the American economy . . . well, that's exactly what you voted for.

Good. Fuck those stupid motherfuckers back to the stone age.

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I "watched" two of my former high school classmates discussing the LA riots on FB yesterday. They went down some weirdo loser holocaust denier/blood and soil rabbit hole and one of them said "We were on the wrong side in WWII", and the other guy agreed with him. Both of these guys were in my advanced US history class, so they aren't morons. I told them both that was big talk coming from two fucking losers that still lived in their parent's house (one does) and had 5 DWIs between them. Then I blocked and unfollowed them on all platforms. Fucking insanity. The Lamar University library had (probably still has) the entirety of the Nuremburg Trials on film reels. One of these guys and I spent probably 8 hours across multiple days watching all the reels , and then did a group project on it. Now he's a holocaust denier and a part time "pastor" at some strip mall fringe Christian church.  


Who gives a shit about the actual footage of the nuremburg trials when there’s a youtube of a goatee’d guy in a truck. 

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

One of these guys and I spent probably 8 hours across multiple days watching all the reels , and then did a group project on it.

You mean like a double Dutch rudder?

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

https://www.npr.org/2025/06/11/nx-s1-5420810/she-served-the-american-people-for-35-years-now-her-retirement-income-is-on-the-line

Heard this story today. She voted for dotard because she wanted doge because they were going to save money so they could upgrade their computer system. It totally amazes me that people really thought this was about anything other than dotard himself. I relish in the feasting of the leopards, but it just reminds how so much of the American electorate are just fucking idiots. 

 

11 hours ago, GenXer said:


Who gives a shit about the actual footage of the nuremburg trials when there’s a youtube of a goatee’d guy in a truck. 

 

18 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

When you print up I'm Voting For The Felon t-shirts, you don't get to claim "I didn't know the convicted fraudster was going to say one thing and do another!" even if it was true. That's what habitual fraudsters do. You couldn't wait to tell strangers via your wardrobe that you knew he was a scam artist, that he was a pathological liar, that it was standard operational procedure for him to be deceitful in situations that put him in legal jeopardy, but you didn't care.

Most of them didn't believe the prosecutions and convictions were legitimate.  Regardless, what they are really saying is that they believe a 34X convicted felon who has no concern for the truth is a better choice than the brown lady who blew her way to the top, because that's what FOX News and Hannity, Tucker, Bongino and the other boys drilled into their lizard brains.

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Seems that MAGA boxer may not have thought things through!

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16 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’m not sure where else to put this, so, enjoy

 

Here's a thought - maybe if you actually gave a shit about the nonsense you and your racist dad have been selling last few decades, you wouldn't be keen on having a fucking picnic with fascists.  

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Trump Voter Gets Choked Up After ICE Detains a Third of His Staff

Vincent Scardina supported Donald Trump’s tough stance on immigration at the ballot box. But that decision came back to bite the roofing boss when ICE detained a third of his workforce.

The six men, all from Nicaragua, were pulled over in a work truck on May 27 while heading to a job—and carted off to jail.

According to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office, deputies helped transport the men to a local detention facility “for deportation.”

Scardina, who runs a small roofing business in Florida’s Lower Keys, cannot believe it. “It’s quite a shock. You get to know these guys, you become their friends—not just an employer but a friend,” he told NBC6, visibly emotional.

Adding to Scardina’s annoyance, the men had valid work permits and pending asylum applications, according to their attorney Regilucia Smith. “They are legally here,” she said. “Valid work permit, not even close to expired… again, no criminal records—not here, not in Nicaragua.”

Scardina says he voted for Trump and still supports many of the former president’s policies, but this isn’t what he signed up for. “Buyer’s remorse? I don’t know, a little bit.”

The detained men represented a third of his total staff—devastating in a small labor pool like Key West. “We’re not able...to just replace people as easily as, say, a big city, [with] very limited people to pull from, and then you would have to train them, and that takes sometimes years,” he said.

Even more jarring, three of the workers have now been transferred to detention centers in Texas and California. The rest remain in local custody, as their lawyer fights to have them released.

Still, his colleague, Virgil Scardina, says they count themselves lucky. “I get to go home and hug my kid,” he said. “These guys don’t. And they don’t deserve that.”

16 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I "watched" two of my former high school classmates discussing the LA riots on FB yesterday. They went down some weirdo loser holocaust denier/blood and soil rabbit hole and one of them said "We were on the wrong side in WWII", and the other guy agreed with him. Both of these guys were in my advanced US history class, so they aren't morons. I told them both that was big talk coming from two fucking losers that still lived in their parent's house (one does) and had 5 DWIs between them. Then I blocked and unfollowed them on all platforms. Fucking insanity. The Lamar University library had (probably still has) the entirety of the Nuremburg Trials on film reels. One of these guys and I spent probably 8 hours across multiple days watching all the reels , and then did a group project on it. Now he's a holocaust denier and a part time "pastor" at some strip mall fringe Christian church.  

This is one of the reasons I closed my FB account in 2018. Even then is was a den of narcistic, insecure idiots. Watching "friends" deteriorate into absolute lunacy made me lose respect for most of them. I imagine it's only gotten worse.

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28 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

This is one of the reasons I closed my FB account in 2018. Even then is was a den of narcistic, insecure idiots. Watching "friends" deteriorate into absolute lunacy made me lose respect for most of them. I imagine it's only gotten worse.

I look at it differently. Facebook is a technological marvel. It allows you to quickly identify the assholes in your orbit, and provides a forum in which to semi-publicly shame them before telling them to fuck off. I take full advantage. 

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

I look at it differently. Facebook is a technological marvel. It allows you to quickly identify the assholes in your orbit, and provides a forum in which to semi-publicly shame them before telling them to fuck off. I take full advantage. 

The is dwarfed by the fact that it provides a convenient medium for absolute dipshits to share their lunacy and take each other down the path of utter stupidity.

14 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Rachel Grezler looks like the kind of person who can go get fucked.  Preferably by a barbed wire laced stretch post.  

That fucking neck bearded douche and anyone else at ALEC can use the same treatment.  

 

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