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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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On 6/17/2025 at 6:53 PM, Foosters said:

lmao

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - After Helping Cost Kamala the Election, the Abandon Harris Movement Is Now Pleading to Trump for Mercy

Thank you for your attention to this matter. 

30 minutes ago, Mittens said:

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Chingate pinche Cubana puta.

On 6/17/2025 at 6:48 PM, Brisketexan said:

If the phrase "useful idiots" didn't already exist, it would be born in this moment.

Indispensable idiots.

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Chingate pinche Cubana puta.

Cuba Pagado.

9 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

WORLDSTAR!!

This whole presidency is WORLDSTAR!!!  It's exhausting.

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2 minutes ago, dcbc said:

This whole presidency is WORLDSTAR!!!  

Except for that sad birthday parade. 

13 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Except for that sad birthday parade. 

I think you still could whisper, "worldstar," into his ear in the the voice in which you read Goodnight Moon to your young kids (". . . the quiet old lady, who is whispering, "Hush").

 

edit: I'm off to write "Goodnight, Trump."  It'll look like MAGA, but it will be some lib-snowflake propaganda baked in.  Yes, I know they can't read.  Damn.

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On 6/17/2025 at 10:41 AM, Foosters said:

A morning buffet of leopards feasting

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - I voted for cheaper prices. Things are more expensive now.

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - I voted for a conman and got lied to

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Dude vote for a disruptive, chaotic candidate now shocked when that leads to real-world chaos and unmet expectations.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Oops, my bad! Dave Smith tells millions to vote for Trump, now says it was a “bad calculation” and “impotent” Trump should be impeached.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Miami Cuban and their family vote Trump, legal resident grandfather is taken by ICE and denied life-saving medication.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Miami Cuban and their family vote Trump, legal resident grandfather is taken by ICE and denied life-saving medication.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - From hailed to failed

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - An immigrant who supported Trump is lamenting his decision

 

 

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On 6/17/2025 at 10:59 AM, NorthLoop said:

He would need to perform an abortion live on TV to even make the needle quiver. War? Half these fuckers want it. Economy? They're already poor and/or don't understand how the economy works. 

 

plot twist, he's aborting a brown/black baby maybe even muslim 

 

maga :

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3 hours ago, dcbc said:

Indispensable idiots.

Disposable idiots

On 6/17/2025 at 10:41 AM, Foosters said:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - An immigrant who supported Trump is lamenting his decision

the dems will have to go 33 for 35 in senate midterms to convict and expel no earlier than 20 months from now in january of 27

so of course there is a chance....

7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the dems will have to go 33 for 35 in senate midterms to convict and expel no earlier than 20 months from now in january of 27

so of course there is a chance....

It won't happen. Yes we see lots of leopards on this thread, but ultimately this country is fucked. 

On 6/17/2025 at 11:02 AM, Valmy77 said:

True. Yeah I don't know how badly the Republicans would have to fuck up to end up with only 40 Senators. He could probably piss on Jesus while ripping up the Constitution standing the remains of aborted babies in the middle of a bombed out city beside a bread line and still win in lots of those states.

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if i am reading this correctly since 1855 the dems have held the required 67 senate seats necessary to convict during fdr and lbj and have never held 66 seats under a red potus

3 hours ago, dcbc said:

I think you still could whisper, "worldstar," into his ear in the the voice in which you read Goodnight Moon to your young kids (". . . the quiet old lady, who is whispering, "Hush").

 

edit: I'm off to write "Goodnight, Trump."  It'll look like MAGA, but it will be some lib-snowflake propaganda baked in.  Yes, I know they can't read.  Damn.

Million dollar idea right here 

On 6/17/2025 at 5:53 PM, Foosters said:

lmao

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - After Helping Cost Kamala the Election, the Abandon Harris Movement Is Now Pleading to Trump for Mercy

Read letter, then seached for "wanker" emoji.

21 hours ago, dcbc said:

I think you still could whisper, "worldstar," into his ear in the the voice in which you read Goodnight Moon to your young kids (". . . the quiet old lady, who is whispering, "Hush").

 

edit: I'm off to write "Goodnight, Trump."  It'll look like MAGA, but it will be some lib-snowflake propaganda baked in.  Yes, I know they can't read.  Damn.

While I like it, I think "Goodnight, Libs" would sell more.  Something stupid and hateful, that ends with "Goodnight commie socialist crybaby losers, everywhere."

 

5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

While I like it, I think "Goodnight, Libs" would sell more.  Something stupid and hateful, that ends with "Goodnight commie socialist crybaby losers, everywhere."

 

I'll probably write both and release them at the same time.

 

Goodnight Goon has a nice ring to it.  Or Goodnight Freedom.

 

Goodnight to the Constitution (except 2A) while whispering, "Hush."

 

Spinoff.  A parody of Is you're Mama a Llama:  Is Obama a Citizen (spoiler alert: He is).

 

"Is Obama a citizen, I asked this douche, Don.  Thank you for your attention to this matter, Don did respond."

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Probably need to invent a Time Machine first to go back to before 2018 when good night Trump was already written….

 

Goodnight Trump: A Parody https://a.co/d/0e4Vrob
 

 

1 minute ago, Covri said:

Probably need to invent a Time Machine first to go back to before 2018 when good night Trump was already written….

 

Goodnight Trump: A Parody https://a.co/d/0e4Vrob
 

 

You are a thief of joy.

4 minutes ago, dcbc said:

You are a thief of joy.

No no no, I just need you to devote that time to making the Time Machine instead!

Just now, Covri said:

No no no, I just need you to devote that time to making the Time Machine instead!

1943.  Pack of condoms . . . for Frederick Trump.

On 6/17/2025 at 6:48 PM, Brisketexan said:

If the phrase "useful idiots" didn't already exist, it would be born in this moment.

Wrong

On 6/18/2025 at 7:23 PM, dcbc said:

Indispensable idiots.

nope

23 hours ago, GenXer said:

Disposable idiots

Bingo.  Hell now that they have voted for him he's ending their direct ship mail-order businesses, bankrupting the farms and deporting the spouses of the idiots.  If they are not actively contributing to the grift they are disposable.

26 minutes ago, C-Man said:

BREAKING: A trad-wife influencer convention in D.C. went off the rails today when dozens got sick after drinking samples of raw milk, and threw up in the auditorium during a talk by a founder of a company that runs "natural immunity daycares for unvaccinated children."

https://www.threads.com/@thehalfwaypost/post/DLF34ESPOnL?xmt=AQF0csL_dxRg8HvudvKIlqwjVcnxIHsHX9BWVncoxYI8Fg

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Think that was satire.

You might be right. But they had one of those things in Dallas not long ago. Crazy shit.

It's pretty wild that we solved the milk problem in 1860

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28 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

It's pretty wild that we solved the milk problem in 1860

You think Louie Pasteur and his wife had anything in common? He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization, Homogenization, She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You think Louie Pasteur and his wife had anything in common? He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization, Homogenization, She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.

Why were there so many cockroaches?

36 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You think Louie Pasteur and his wife had anything in common? He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization, Homogenization, She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.

They say that now, in Paris, France, even as we speak, Louis Pasteur has devised a new vaccine that will obliterate Anthrax once and for all. Think of it, gentlemen, hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past

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3 minutes ago, G650 said:

They say that now, in Paris, France, even as we speak, Louis Pasteur has devised a new vaccine that will obliterate Anthrax once and for all. Think of it, gentlemen, hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past

 

 

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1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Why were there so many cockroaches?

Protesting all the milk cooking. Duh. 

3 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

It's pretty wild that we solved the milk problem in 1860

Hmm, one year before the US Civil War.

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Wait… something fucked that?! 

So, you HAVEN'T heard the good news about our lord and savior, Vic Mackey?

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Wait… something fucked that?! 

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Wait… something fucked that?! 

Are you not aware of the human male species?

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This from Reddit.  A Texas family moves to Russia  because they were worried about LGBTQ indoctrination and immigrants. In Texas.!!! Husband enlists the army to "weld and repair" to to quicken citizenship process. 

Mother Russia say you're good bro we're sending you to the front lines.  

 

Here's their YouTube channel if you want to send them some well wishes.

 

https://youtube.com/@huffmantime?si=3V_cOiR-k1i2W5P1

  

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This from Reddit.  A Texas family moves to Russia  because they were worried about LGBTQ indoctrination and immigrants. In Texas.!!! Husband enlists the army to "weld and repair" to to quicken citizenship process. 
Mother Russia say you're good bro we're sending you to the front lines.  
 
Here's their YouTube channel if you want to send them some well wishes.
 
https://youtube.com/@huffmantime?si=3V_cOiR-k1i2W5P1
  
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Addition by subtraction. Definitely don’t have to worry about gays and immigrants in Russia

Or income. I knew the grift was there somewhere. I'm thinking of sending them a nickel.

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5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Wait… something fucked that?! 

 @Vic Mackey should weigh in

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16 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Or income. I knew the grift was there somewhere. I'm thinking of sending them a nickel.

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I just sent them a Venmo Request for $2000 listed "Dipshit Tax"

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